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I hate men, I can't abide them even now and then |
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Then ever marry one of them, I'd rest a maiden rather |
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For husbands are a boring lot that only give you bother |
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Of course, I'm awful glad that mother had to marry father |
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Still, I hate men |
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Of all the types of men I've met in our democracy |
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I hate the most the athlete with his manner bold and brassy |
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He may have hair upon his chesst, but sister, so has Lassie |
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Oh, I hate men |
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I hate men, there worth upon this earth I cannot tend |
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Avoid the traffic sales men atempting Tom he maybe |
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From China he will bring you jade and perfume from Arabi |
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But don't forget tis he who'll have the fun and be the baby |
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Oh I hate men |
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If thou should'st wed a businessman, be wary, oh be wary |
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He'll tell you he's detained in town on business neccesary |
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The business is the business that he gives his secretary |
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Oh, I hate men |
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I hate men, though roosters they, I will not play the hen |
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If you espouse an older man through girlish optimism |
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He'll always stay at home and night and make no criticism |
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Though you may call it love, the doctors call it rheumatism |
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Oh, I hate men |
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Of all I've read, alone in bed, from A to Zed about 'em |
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Since love is blind, then from the mind, all womankind should rout 'em |
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But, ladies, you must answer too, what would we do without 'em? |
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Still, I hate men |