| Song | Thatness and Whatness |
| Artist | Milo |
| Album | A Toothpaste Suburb |
| [Verse 1] | |
| A great swell of energy like a Hadron Particle Collider | |
| You look like my fear of water slides personified | |
| Finding Beauty, Bigby in a cornfield | |
| If i'm phony now, I can remember I was born real | |
| Threw the self-help jargon in my spam folder | |
| Then set to explore the monster like Bram Stoker | |
| Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent | |
| But I yawned and I burped and I passed gas loudly |