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[Verse 1] |
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Reflex like a mild clonic knee jerk |
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And when it lands, I'm crushing sand and my feet hurt |
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R. Kelly is still trapped in a closet |
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And I'm mowing the lawn in a toothpaste suburb |
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We couldn't afford the deposit |
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There's a goose in place of your mother |
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And black folks hanging from nooses like rubber wheels |
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I'm committed to exactly two ideals |
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Keeping my friends from starving and cultivating my pubic garden |
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Whine to god about how life is so dreary |
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Enable the laugh track when watching Big Bang Theory |
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Keep magic beans in your left pocket |
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And speak to old thieves about wristwatches |
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Eat salad leaves in great big swatches |
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[Hook 1] |
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This is how you grow nice and tall |
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This is how you grow nice and tall |
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This is how you grow nice and tall |
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[Verse 2] |
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Everyone here is condescending |
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And turn events into verbs like rear-ending |
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That's a symptom of the time |
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Someone will recycle your phospholipids when you die |
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Order Chinese food and never leave the computer screen |
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Hobbies among other things include Googling |
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And no one can remember when they last heard a truth |
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And no one would react if I were to leap from this roof |
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Because Rob Dyrdek did that in the first season |
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[Hook 2] |
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This is how we live in a toothpaste suburb |
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And mother makes peanut butter sandwiches with Smuckers |
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And everything is good, and everything is fun |
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And everything is good, and everything is fun |
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[Verse 3] |
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People don't die, we expire |
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And science has removed the fear of hell fire |
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And in its place given us NASA space expansion |
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And wasted McMansions and lots of english muffins |
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I don't feel the tinglies for nothing |
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Reality is scripted |
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And rappers no longer spontaneously rip shit |
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It's calculated, studied and designed |
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Binary code, asterisks and dollar signs |
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[Outro] |
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And we feel fine, and we feel good |
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And we feel fine, and we feel good |
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And we feel fine, and we feel good |
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And we earned it, and we earned it |
