| Song | Big Words Make The Baby Jesus Cry |
| Artist | Dead Milkmen |
| Album | Pretty Music For Pretty People |
| He's so proud of the books that he's never read | |
| And there are so many books that he's never read | |
| ‘Cuz that's how doubts climb into your head | |
| Make you think funny thoughts when you're lying in bed | |
| Now he's got a philosophy; a simple rule, | |
| a motto; a creed: | |
| \"Big Words make the Baby Jesus cry\" | |
| There once was a woman who had nothing to say | |
| But she felt the need to say it anyway | |
| Never understood why people stayed away | |
| She said the newspaper is filled with lies | |
| Planted by Gay Muslim Jewish spies | |
| Atheists run the public schools | |
| While Communists piss in the public pools | |
| No matter the facts, she sees the truth | |
| Big Words are the enemy | |
| Report big words to the authorities | |
| Big words are the things bad people say | |
| If you hear a big word, run the other way | |
| Big Words lead you down a crooked path | |
| To William Faulkner and Sylvia Plath | |
| When you use a big word you commit a sin | |
| When you use a big word the terrorists win | |
| Tonight half the nation will sit down for a show | |
| A movie written for five-year-olds | |
| About a brave puppy and the kitten he saves | |
| It's no wonder James Thurber spins in his grave | |
| Now we've got a philosophy; a simple rule, | |
| a motto a creed: | |
| \"Big Words make the Baby Jesus cry\" |
| He' s so proud of the books that he' s never read | |
| And there are so many books that he' s never read | |
| ' Cuz that' s how doubts climb into your head | |
| Make you think funny thoughts when you' re lying in bed | |
| Now he' s got a philosophy a simple rule, | |
| a motto a creed: | |
| " Big Words make the Baby Jesus cry" | |
| There once was a woman who had nothing to say | |
| But she felt the need to say it anyway | |
| Never understood why people stayed away | |
| She said the newspaper is filled with lies | |
| Planted by Gay Muslim Jewish spies | |
| Atheists run the public schools | |
| While Communists piss in the public pools | |
| No matter the facts, she sees the truth | |
| Big Words are the enemy | |
| Report big words to the authorities | |
| Big words are the things bad people say | |
| If you hear a big word, run the other way | |
| Big Words lead you down a crooked path | |
| To William Faulkner and Sylvia Plath | |
| When you use a big word you commit a sin | |
| When you use a big word the terrorists win | |
| Tonight half the nation will sit down for a show | |
| A movie written for fiveyearolds | |
| About a brave puppy and the kitten he saves | |
| It' s no wonder James Thurber spins in his grave | |
| Now we' ve got a philosophy a simple rule, | |
| a motto a creed: | |
| " Big Words make the Baby Jesus cry" |