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Once upon a time |
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There was a frog who couldn't change his color |
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And afraid of predators |
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He'd never leave his home |
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All his toxins were so mild that he thought |
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"It'd only take a bit of salt |
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To abridge its bad taste |
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Forget about the poison |
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It'd only cause a stomach ache" |
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So the frog thought: |
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"I won't procreate |
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I always thought we were disgusting anyway |
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And who would care about becoming a tasteless prince |
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And stand a moron princess everyday, |
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All the frogs around wake up so early in the morning just to dance |
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So they can glare a princess who's so bored and dumb |
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That she would kiss whoever tells her that she's fine" |