| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 左小祖咒 |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : 左小祖咒 |
| [00:20.380] | 女孩，当男人要灌你酒时， |
| [00:26.990] | 那是他们想要你的身体， |
| [00:35.220] | 嗨，你看看女孩子们在咳嗽 |
| [00:43.070] | 肯定跟这坏天气没关系 |
| [00:50.570] | 伙计们！不要嘘我， |
| [00:58.340] | 你们见得比我多得多 |
| [01:06.310] | 虽然你不买任何人的账 |
| [01:13.660] | 但是老先生喝多了会说： |
| [01:22.150] | 世界上所有卓越的发明家是基督徒 |
| [01:30.280] | “就算是吧，那又能怎样” |
| [01:42.030] | 那你为什么不这么说： |
| [01:49.170] | “过来，我们需要个歌手， |
| [01:57.650] | 我们的歌手病了！” 哦 |
| [02:05.000] | 为什么我不可以很聪明 |
| [02:13.650] | 难道我不能比你聪明吗， |
| [02:20.290] | “亲爱的，你今晚真美！” |
| [02:28.740] | 虽然这一点并没改变多少 |
| [02:36.110] | 但是老先生喝多了会说： |
| [02:44.130] | 世界上所有卓越的发明家是基督徒 |
| [02:52.320] | “就算是吧，那又能怎样？”你会说。 |
| [03:00.010] | 世界上所有卓越的发明家是基督徒 |
| [03:08.330] | “就算是吧，那又能怎样” |
| [03:50.960] | 人们喜欢膜拜自己塑造的神灵 |
| [03:58.880] | 喜欢用习惯的方式行事 |
| [04:06.310] | 但我的窍门儿是只跟聪明人打交道， |
| [04:13.280] | 得到笨蛋的夸奖你最多是个小笨蛋， |
| [04:21.650] | 来吧 !成本不大，试试吧 |
| [04:29.160] | 他们不是什么发明家 |
| [04:37.200] | 跟基督扯不上什么关系，也不是佛教徒 |
| [04:46.830] | 但是老先生会跟我们说： |
| [04:53.310] | 世界上所有卓越的发明家是基督徒 |
| [05:01.140] | “就算是吧，那又能怎样”你会说。 |
| [05:08.860] | 世界上所有卓越的发明家是基督徒 |
| [05:16.790] | “就算是吧，那又能怎样” |
| [05:25.210] | 世界上所有卓越的发明家是基督徒 |
| [05:32.620] | “就算是吧，那又能怎样”你会说。 |
| [05:41.090] | 世界上所有卓越的发明家是基督徒 |
| [05:48.220] | “就算是吧，那又能怎样” |
| [05:56.510] | |
| [06:11.330] | 老先生好幽默 |
| [06:19.330] |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : zuo xiao zu zhou |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : zuo xiao zu zhou |
| [00:20.380] | nv hai, dang nan ren yao guan ni jiu shi, |
| [00:26.990] | na shi ta men xiang yao ni de shen ti, |
| [00:35.220] | hai, ni kan kan nv hai zi men zai ke sou |
| [00:43.070] | ken ding gen zhe huai tian qi mei guan xi |
| [00:50.570] | huo ji men! bu yao xu wo, |
| [00:58.340] | ni men jian de bi wo duo de duo |
| [01:06.310] | sui ran ni bu mai ren he ren de zhang |
| [01:13.660] | dan shi lao xian sheng he duo le hui shuo: |
| [01:22.150] | shi jie shang suo you zhuo yue de fa ming jia shi ji du tu |
| [01:30.280] | " jiu suan shi ba, na you neng zen yang" |
| [01:42.030] | na ni wei shi me bu zhe me shuo: |
| [01:49.170] | " guo lai, wo men xu yao ge ge shou, |
| [01:57.650] | wo men de ge shou bing le!" o |
| [02:05.000] | wei shi me wo bu ke yi hen cong ming |
| [02:13.650] | nan dao wo bu neng bi ni cong ming ma, |
| [02:20.290] | " qin ai de, ni jin wan zhen mei!" |
| [02:28.740] | sui ran zhe yi dian bing mei gai bian duo shao |
| [02:36.110] | dan shi lao xian sheng he duo le hui shuo: |
| [02:44.130] | shi jie shang suo you zhuo yue de fa ming jia shi ji du tu |
| [02:52.320] | " jiu suan shi ba, na you neng zen yang?" ni hui shuo. |
| [03:00.010] | shi jie shang suo you zhuo yue de fa ming jia shi ji du tu |
| [03:08.330] | " jiu suan shi ba, na you neng zen yang" |
| [03:50.960] | ren men xi huan mo bai zi ji su zao de shen ling |
| [03:58.880] | xi huan yong xi guan de fang shi xing shi |
| [04:06.310] | dan wo de qiao men r shi zhi gen cong ming ren da jiao dao, |
| [04:13.280] | de dao ben dan de kua jiang ni zui duo shi ge xiao ben dan, |
| [04:21.650] | lai ba ! cheng ben bu da, shi shi ba |
| [04:29.160] | ta men bu shi shen me fa ming jia |
| [04:37.200] | gen ji du che bu shang shen me guan xi, ye bu shi fo jiao tu |
| [04:46.830] | dan shi lao xian sheng hui gen wo men shuo: |
| [04:53.310] | shi jie shang suo you zhuo yue de fa ming jia shi ji du tu |
| [05:01.140] | " jiu suan shi ba, na you neng zen yang" ni hui shuo. |
| [05:08.860] | shi jie shang suo you zhuo yue de fa ming jia shi ji du tu |
| [05:16.790] | " jiu suan shi ba, na you neng zen yang" |
| [05:25.210] | shi jie shang suo you zhuo yue de fa ming jia shi ji du tu |
| [05:32.620] | " jiu suan shi ba, na you neng zen yang" ni hui shuo. |
| [05:41.090] | shi jie shang suo you zhuo yue de fa ming jia shi ji du tu |
| [05:48.220] | " jiu suan shi ba, na you neng zen yang" |
| [05:56.510] | |
| [06:11.330] | lao xian sheng hao you mo |
| [06:19.330] |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : zuǒ xiǎo zǔ zhòu |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : zuǒ xiǎo zǔ zhòu |
| [00:20.380] | nǚ hái, dāng nán rén yào guàn nǐ jiǔ shí, |
| [00:26.990] | nà shi tā men xiǎng yào nǐ de shēn tǐ, |
| [00:35.220] | hāi, nǐ kàn kàn nǚ hái zi men zài ké sòu |
| [00:43.070] | kěn dìng gēn zhè huài tiān qì méi guān xì |
| [00:50.570] | huǒ jì men! bú yào xū wǒ, |
| [00:58.340] | nǐ men jiàn de bǐ wǒ duō de duō |
| [01:06.310] | suī rán nǐ bù mǎi rèn hé rén de zhàng |
| [01:13.660] | dàn shì lǎo xiān shēng hē duō le huì shuō: |
| [01:22.150] | shì jiè shang suǒ yǒu zhuō yuè de fā míng jiā shì jī dū tú |
| [01:30.280] | " jiù suàn shì ba, nà yòu néng zěn yàng" |
| [01:42.030] | nà nǐ wèi shí me bù zhè me shuō: |
| [01:49.170] | " guò lái, wǒ men xū yào gè gē shǒu, |
| [01:57.650] | wǒ men de gē shǒu bìng le!" ó |
| [02:05.000] | wèi shí me wǒ bù kě yǐ hěn cōng míng |
| [02:13.650] | nán dào wǒ bù néng bǐ nǐ cōng míng ma, |
| [02:20.290] | " qīn ài de, nǐ jīn wǎn zhēn měi!" |
| [02:28.740] | suī rán zhè yì diǎn bìng méi gǎi biàn duō shǎo |
| [02:36.110] | dàn shì lǎo xiān shēng hē duō le huì shuō: |
| [02:44.130] | shì jiè shang suǒ yǒu zhuō yuè de fā míng jiā shì jī dū tú |
| [02:52.320] | " jiù suàn shì ba, nà yòu néng zěn yàng?" nǐ huì shuō. |
| [03:00.010] | shì jiè shang suǒ yǒu zhuō yuè de fā míng jiā shì jī dū tú |
| [03:08.330] | " jiù suàn shì ba, nà yòu néng zěn yàng" |
| [03:50.960] | rén men xǐ huān mó bài zì jǐ sù zào de shén líng |
| [03:58.880] | xǐ huān yòng xí guàn de fāng shì xíng shì |
| [04:06.310] | dàn wǒ de qiào mén r shì zhǐ gēn cōng míng rén dǎ jiāo dào, |
| [04:13.280] | dé dào bèn dàn de kuā jiǎng nǐ zuì duō shì gè xiǎo bèn dàn, |
| [04:21.650] | lái ba ! chéng běn bù dà, shì shì ba |
| [04:29.160] | tā men bú shì shén me fā míng jiā |
| [04:37.200] | gēn jī dū chě bù shàng shén me guān xì, yě bú shì fó jiào tú |
| [04:46.830] | dàn shì lǎo xiān shēng huì gēn wǒ men shuō: |
| [04:53.310] | shì jiè shang suǒ yǒu zhuō yuè de fā míng jiā shì jī dū tú |
| [05:01.140] | " jiù suàn shì ba, nà yòu néng zěn yàng" nǐ huì shuō. |
| [05:08.860] | shì jiè shang suǒ yǒu zhuō yuè de fā míng jiā shì jī dū tú |
| [05:16.790] | " jiù suàn shì ba, nà yòu néng zěn yàng" |
| [05:25.210] | shì jiè shang suǒ yǒu zhuō yuè de fā míng jiā shì jī dū tú |
| [05:32.620] | " jiù suàn shì ba, nà yòu néng zěn yàng" nǐ huì shuō. |
| [05:41.090] | shì jiè shang suǒ yǒu zhuō yuè de fā míng jiā shì jī dū tú |
| [05:48.220] | " jiù suàn shì ba, nà yòu néng zěn yàng" |
| [05:56.510] | |
| [06:11.330] | lǎo xiān shēng hǎo yōu mò |
| [06:19.330] |
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