| [ti:警察蜀黍就是这个人!!!] | |
| [ar:洛天依] | |
| [00:06.32] | 今天天气真好，我去上学校！ |
| [00:08.13] | 背着我的小书包，吃两个叉烧包，嘿！ |
| [00:11.80] | 夏天就快来到，短裙飘呀飘 |
| [00:14.26] | 要是遇到怪蜀黍，千万别上圈套，哈哈！！ |
| [00:46.10] | 【小妹妹~~】 |
| [00:47.33] | 啊！~你干嘛！我不认识你啊你谁啊！~ |
| [00:49.50] | 【我是你的好哥哥，来和我一起玩吧！】 |
| [00:52.87] | 啊！走开啦，变态！不要过来救命啊！~ |
| [00:56.60] | 【不要害怕小妹妹，我不会伤害你的~】 |
| [00:59.26] | 啊！ |
| [00:59.87] | 啊啊啊！！！那里不行，别碰我！ |
| [01:02.59] | 【嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿~要不要吃棒棒糖？】 |
| [01:05.70] | 才不要呢神经病！你再过来我要叫啦！！ |
| [01:08.76] | 【你不是一直在叫吗？可爱的小妹妹~~】 |
| [01:12.88] | 不行...这样下去很危险... |
| [01:15.18] | 麻麻说，遇到坏人不要大叫，会受伤的... |
| [01:19.96] | 但是，遇到这种变态..真的好害怕啊... |
| [01:25.21] | 啊！！怎么办怎么办！我不要这样啊！ |
| [01:28.90] | 啊！！怎么办怎么办！谁来救救我啊！ |
| [01:31.60] | 啊！！怎么办怎么办！我还很年轻啊！ |
| [01:35.34] | 啊！！怎么办怎么办！我好想回家啊！ |
| [01:37.98] | 5555555555...5555...55.55 |
| [01:44.51] | 啊！~你干嘛！我不认识你啊你谁啊！~ |
| [01:47.93] | 【我是你的好哥哥，来和我一起玩吧！】 |
| [01:51.26] | 啊！走开啦，变态！不要过来救命啊！~ |
| [01:54.60] | 【不要害怕小妹妹，我不会伤害你的~】 |
| [01:57.63] | 啊！ |
| [01:58.29] | 啊啊啊！！！那里不行，别碰我！ |
| [02:01.40] | 【嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿~要不要吃棒棒糖？】 |
| [02:04.10] | 才不要呢神经病！你再过来我要叫啦！！ |
| [02:07.21] | 【你不是一直在叫吗？可爱的小妹妹~~】 |
| [02:13.75] | “警察蜀黍！就是这个人！！！” |
| ti: jing cha shu shu jiu shi zhe ge ren!!! | |
| ar: luo tian yi | |
| [00:06.32] | jin tian tian qi zhen hao, wo qu shang xue xiao! |
| [00:08.13] | bei zhe wo de xiao shu bao, chi liang ge cha shao bao, hei! |
| [00:11.80] | xia tian jiu kuai lai dao, duan qun piao ya piao |
| [00:14.26] | yao shi yu dao guai shu shu, qian wan bie shang quan tao, ha ha!! |
| [00:46.10] | xiao mei mei |
| [00:47.33] | a! ni gan ma! wo bu ren shi ni a ni shui a! |
| [00:49.50] | wo shi ni de hao ge ge, lai he wo yi qi wan ba! |
| [00:52.87] | a! zou kai la, bian tai! bu yao guo lai jiu ming a! |
| [00:56.60] | bu yao hai pa xiao mei mei, wo bu hui shang hai ni de |
| [00:59.26] | a! |
| [00:59.87] | a a a!!! na li bu xing, bie peng wo! |
| [01:02.59] | hei hei hei hei hei hei hei yao bu yao chi bang bang tang? |
| [01:05.70] | cai bu yao ne shen jing bing! ni zai guo lai wo yao jiao la!! |
| [01:08.76] | ni bu shi yi zhi zai jiao ma? ke ai de xiao mei mei |
| [01:12.88] | bu xing... zhe yang xia qu hen wei xian... |
| [01:15.18] | ma m shuo, yu dao huai ren bu yao da jiao, hui shou shang de... |
| [01:19.96] | dan shi, yu dao zhe zhong bian tai.. zhen de hao hai pa a... |
| [01:25.21] | a!! zen me ban zen me ban! wo bu yao zhe yang a! |
| [01:28.90] | a!! zen me ban zen me ban! shui lai jiu jiu wo a! |
| [01:31.60] | a!! zen me ban zen me ban! wo hai hen nian qing a! |
| [01:35.34] | a!! zen me ban zen me ban! wo hao xiang hui jia a! |
| [01:37.98] | 5555555555... 5555... 55. 55 |
| [01:44.51] | a! ni gan ma! wo bu ren shi ni a ni shui a! |
| [01:47.93] | wo shi ni de hao ge ge, lai he wo yi qi wan ba! |
| [01:51.26] | a! zou kai la, bian tai! bu yao guo lai jiu ming a! |
| [01:54.60] | bu yao hai pa xiao mei mei, wo bu hui shang hai ni de |
| [01:57.63] | a! |
| [01:58.29] | a a a!!! na li bu xing, bie peng wo! |
| [02:01.40] | hei hei hei hei hei hei hei yao bu yao chi bang bang tang? |
| [02:04.10] | cai bu yao ne shen jing bing! ni zai guo lai wo yao jiao la!! |
| [02:07.21] | ni bu shi yi zhi zai jiao ma? ke ai de xiao mei mei |
| [02:13.75] | " jing cha shu shu! jiu shi zhe ge ren!!!" |
| ti: jǐng chá shǔ shǔ jiù shì zhè gè rén!!! | |
| ar: luò tiān yī | |
| [00:06.32] | jīn tiān tiān qì zhēn hǎo, wǒ qù shàng xué xiào! |
| [00:08.13] | bēi zhe wǒ de xiǎo shū bāo, chī liǎng gè chā shāo bāo, hēi! |
| [00:11.80] | xià tiān jiù kuài lái dào, duǎn qún piāo ya piāo |
| [00:14.26] | yào shì yù dào guài shǔ shǔ, qiān wàn bié shàng quān tào, hā hā!! |
| [00:46.10] | xiǎo mèi mei |
| [00:47.33] | a! nǐ gàn ma! wǒ bù rèn shi nǐ a nǐ shuí a! |
| [00:49.50] | wǒ shì nǐ de hǎo gē ge, lái hé wǒ yì qǐ wán ba! |
| [00:52.87] | a! zǒu kāi la, biàn tài! bú yào guò lái jiù mìng a! |
| [00:56.60] | bú yào hài pà xiǎo mèi mei, wǒ bú huì shāng hài nǐ de |
| [00:59.26] | a! |
| [00:59.87] | a a a!!! nà lǐ bù xíng, bié pèng wǒ! |
| [01:02.59] | hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi yào bú yào chī bàng bàng táng? |
| [01:05.70] | cái bú yào ne shén jīng bìng! nǐ zài guò lái wǒ yào jiào la!! |
| [01:08.76] | nǐ bú shì yī zhí zài jiào ma? kě ài de xiǎo mèi mei |
| [01:12.88] | bù xíng... zhè yàng xià qù hěn wēi xiǎn... |
| [01:15.18] | mā m shuō, yù dào huài rén bú yào dà jiào, huì shòu shāng de... |
| [01:19.96] | dàn shì, yù dào zhè zhǒng biàn tài.. zhēn de hǎo hài pà a... |
| [01:25.21] | a!! zěn me bàn zěn me bàn! wǒ bú yào zhè yàng a! |
| [01:28.90] | a!! zěn me bàn zěn me bàn! shuí lái jiù jiù wǒ a! |
| [01:31.60] | a!! zěn me bàn zěn me bàn! wǒ hái hěn nián qīng a! |
| [01:35.34] | a!! zěn me bàn zěn me bàn! wǒ hǎo xiǎng huí jiā a! |
| [01:37.98] | 5555555555... 5555... 55. 55 |
| [01:44.51] | a! nǐ gàn ma! wǒ bù rèn shi nǐ a nǐ shuí a! |
| [01:47.93] | wǒ shì nǐ de hǎo gē ge, lái hé wǒ yì qǐ wán ba! |
| [01:51.26] | a! zǒu kāi la, biàn tài! bú yào guò lái jiù mìng a! |
| [01:54.60] | bú yào hài pà xiǎo mèi mei, wǒ bú huì shāng hài nǐ de |
| [01:57.63] | a! |
| [01:58.29] | a a a!!! nà lǐ bù xíng, bié pèng wǒ! |
| [02:01.40] | hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi yào bú yào chī bàng bàng táng? |
| [02:04.10] | cái bú yào ne shén jīng bìng! nǐ zài guò lái wǒ yào jiào la!! |
| [02:07.21] | nǐ bú shì yī zhí zài jiào ma? kě ài de xiǎo mèi mei |
| [02:13.75] | " jǐng chá shǔ shǔ! jiù shì zhè gè rén!!!" |
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