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Song 历史考试前夕
Artist 梁文福
Album 好与不好之外

Lyrics

[00:00.00] 作曲 : 梁文福
[00:01.00] 作词 : 梁文福
[00:10.290] 如果秦始皇烧书都烧完
[00:13.680] 我不必读到三点半
[00:17.800] 如果周公真的忙着治天下
[00:21.550] 何必不断催我入梦乡
[00:25.420] 三闾大夫不投汨罗江
[00:28.740] 卖粽子老王生活怎么办
[00:32.670] 如果楚霸王当年不到乌江
[00:36.100] 隔壁班刘邦不会这么嚣张
[00:41.230]
[00:42.320] 西施不浣纱 昭君不和番
[00:45.640] 现代的古典美人做何打算
[00:49.760] 如果刘备哭不出诸葛亮
[00:53.140] 会不会闹出一阵剧本荒
[00:57.250] 只看过薛丁山 偏要考安禄山
[01:00.690] 知道冯宝宝她演过杨玉环
[01:04.940] 若非十二金牌将岳飞来调返
[01:08.320] 今天还吃不吃到油条香
[01:12.120]
[01:14.880] 我吃过月饼当然知道朱元璋
[01:17.760] 吃榴莲知道郑和下西洋
[01:22.120] 胡金铨的戏里听过东西厂
[01:25.500] 看金庸小说知道袁崇焕
[01:29.170] 只叹林则徐烧鸦片烧不完
[01:32.730] 西太后偏偏相信义和团
[01:37.110] 珍妃不该嫁给那个光绪皇
[01:40.600] 几千年等到一个孙中山
[01:44.660]
[01:46.600] 万里长城长 没有历史长
[01:49.910] 考试题目比那丝路还弯
[01:54.170] 五胡乱华乱 我的脑筋更乱
[01:57.600] 心情比那个八国联军慌
[02:01.980] 多少年的改变已经很习惯
[02:04.980] 多少次革命总是革不完
[02:09.290] 谢天谢地近代史老师讲不完
[02:12.710] 下一代历史考试不敢想像

Pinyin

[00:00.00] zuò qǔ : liáng wén fú
[00:01.00] zuò cí : liáng wén fú
[00:10.290] rú guǒ qín shǐ huáng shāo shū dōu shāo wán
[00:13.680] wǒ bù bì dú dào sān diǎn bàn
[00:17.800] rú guǒ zhōu gōng zhēn de máng zhe zhì tiān xià
[00:21.550] hé bì bù duàn cuī wǒ rù mèng xiāng
[00:25.420] sān lǘ dài fū bù tóu mì luó jiāng
[00:28.740] mài zòng zi lǎo wáng shēng huó zěn me bàn
[00:32.670] rú guǒ chǔ bà wáng dāng nián bú dào wū jiāng
[00:36.100] gé bì bān liú bāng bú huì zhè me xiāo zhāng
[00:41.230]
[00:42.320] xī shī bù huàn shā zhāo jūn bù hé fān
[00:45.640] xiàn dài de gǔ diǎn měi rén zuò hé dǎ suàn
[00:49.760] rú guǒ liú bèi kū bù chū zhū gě liàng
[00:53.140] huì bú huì nào chū yī zhèn jù běn huāng
[00:57.250] zhǐ kàn guò xuē dīng shān piān yào kǎo ān lù shān
[01:00.690] zhī dào féng bǎo bǎo tā yǎn guò yáng yù huán
[01:04.940] ruò fēi shí èr jīn pái jiāng yuè fēi lái diào fǎn
[01:08.320] jīn tiān hái chī bù chī dào yóu tiáo xiāng
[01:12.120]
[01:14.880] wǒ chī guò yuè bǐng dāng rán zhī dào zhū yuán zhāng
[01:17.760] chī liú lián zhī dào zhèng hé xià xī yáng
[01:22.120] hú jīn quán de xì lǐ tīng guò dōng xī chǎng
[01:25.500] kàn jīn yōng xiǎo shuō zhī dào yuán chóng huàn
[01:29.170] zhǐ tàn lín zé xú shāo yā piàn shāo bù wán
[01:32.730] xī tài hòu piān piān xiāng xìn yì hé tuán
[01:37.110] zhēn fēi bù gāi jià gěi nà gè guāng xù huáng
[01:40.600] jǐ qiān nián děng dào yí gè sūn zhōng shān
[01:44.660]
[01:46.600] wàn lǐ cháng chéng zhǎng méi yǒu lì shǐ zhǎng
[01:49.910] kǎo shì tí mù bǐ nà sī lù hái wān
[01:54.170] wǔ hú luàn huá luàn wǒ de nǎo jīn gèng luàn
[01:57.600] xīn qíng bǐ nà gè bā guó lián jūn huāng
[02:01.980] duō shào nián de gǎi biàn yǐ jīng hěn xí guàn
[02:04.980] duō shǎo cì gé mìng zǒng shì gé bù wán
[02:09.290] xiè tiān xiè dì jìn dài shǐ lǎo shī jiǎng bù wán
[02:12.710] xià yī dài lì shǐ kǎo shì bù gǎn xiǎng xiàng