Coffee Makes Me Poo

Song Coffee Makes Me Poo
Artist Taryn Southern
Album On My Face

Lyrics

[00:03.85] I gotta get myself a latte
[00:07.44] And add some soymilk up in that shit
[00:11.24] Sprinkle little cinnamomum on top
[00:14.84] Yeah
[00:18.02] I wake up in the morning
[00:19.59] feelin' kinda bloated
[00:20.76] there's a pressure in my belly
[00:22.23] Hell, let's not sugar coat it
[00:23.95] I'm all backed up
[00:25.22] And I need to take a poo
[00:26.73] But there's no release in sight
[00:28.20] I don't know what to do.
[00:29.86] So I eat lotsa veggies
[00:31.33] And fiber cereal
[00:32.69] But nothin' will dispose
[00:34.25] of all my raw material
[00:35.82] So I make myself a cup,
[00:37.44] sixteen ounces of joe,
[00:38.70] and just like magic,
[00:40.17] it starts the flow
[00:42.30] Gotta poo, I gotta really gotta poo,
[00:45.34] a cup of joe always helps it all pass through,
[00:49.21] My poo, my poo, my poo
[00:54.05] Aint the only one
[00:55.11] Who know coffee makes you poo
[00:56.62] Listen to the experts
[00:58.00] Cuz what they say is true
[00:59.59] According to wiki
[01:00.90] When you drink in moderation
[01:02.67] Due to paristalsis,
[01:03.83] Coffee prevents constipation
[01:05.40] Britney Spears and Rachel Zoe,
[01:06.81] Mary Kate and Lindsay Lo
[01:08.27] Wanna know how they stay thin
[01:09.74] Coffee pushes out what's in
[01:11.50] I'll never understand
[01:12.71] why people choose to quit
[01:14.38] when coffee tastes so good
[01:15.69] and it helps you take a sh*t
[01:17.96] Gotta poo, I gotta really gotta poo,
[01:20.95] a cup of joe always helps it all pass through,
[01:24.79] My poo, my poo, it's true
[01:29.84] Now at 8am
[01:31.60] if I'm feeling kinda bloaded
[01:33.84] I make my coffee fully loaded
[01:36.56] By 9 am I'm ready to explode(d).......
[01:42.05] Gotta poo, I gotta really gotta poo (gotta poo)
[01:45.16] a cup of joe always helps it all pass through,
[01:48.84] My poo, my poo, my poo
[01:53.93] Gotta poo, I gotta really poo,
[01:56.81] a cup of joe always helps it all pass through,
[02:00.51] My poo, my poo, my poo (my poo)
[02:09.50] It's kind hurts trying to push through
[02:12.66] Yeah
[02:14.12] My poo
[02:15.63] Gotta help my poo pass through
[02:19.30] Gotta help it pass through
[02:22.03] Oh