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In Scranton, Pennsylvania |
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Where's there's not that much to do |
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One night a girl stole heroin |
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And stuck it up her who who |
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Who who puts heroin in that space? |
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Who wants drugs in their private place? |
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If you've read the headlines you know it's true |
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The chick with the remarkable vagina |
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That's who |
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Let me tell the entire tale |
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Of how this gal wound up in jail |
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When the police asked what she had done |
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She pulled it all out one by one |
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54 bags of heroin |
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31 bags for more |
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A handful of prescription pills |
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I'm already feeling sore |
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51 dollars and 22 cents |
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In one small crevice in her uterus |
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It's crazy but it's true that she fit all of that up in her who |
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If I had a remarkable vagina |
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I'd never lose my keys |
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I'd always have some extra space for emergencies |
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Open up my front door |
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Cause there's always room for more |
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If you've got some things to store |
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Well that's what friends are for |
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I'd put your phone in it |
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Cash in it |
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Comb in it |
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Pens in it |
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Book in it |
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And your Chapstick too |
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Ring in it |
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Brush in it |
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Checks in it |
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Wine in it |
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Fork in it |
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All of it just like new |
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Where's my key? |
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Where's my cat? |
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Now I know where everything's at |
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It's crazy ain't it strange? |
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That something so small could fit all those things |
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Now who puts heroin in that space? |
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Who want drugs in their private place? |
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If you've read the headlines you know it's true |
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A chick with the remarkable vagina |
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That's who |
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The chick with the remarkable vagina |
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Who knew? |
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I wish my vagina was remarkable too |
