[00:02.91] | 历史考试前夕 |
[00:06.22] | 作词:梁文福 作曲梁:文福 |
[00:10.89] | 如果秦始皇烧书都烧完 |
[00:14.28] | 我不必读到三点半 |
[00:18.40] | 如果周公真的忙着治天下 |
[00:22.15] | 何必不断催我入梦乡 |
[00:26.02] | 三闾大夫不投汨罗江 |
[00:29.34] | 卖粽子老王生活怎么办 |
[00:33.27] | 如果楚霸王当年不到乌江 |
[00:36.70] | 隔壁班刘邦不会这么嚣张 |
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[00:42.92] | 西施不浣纱 昭君不和番 |
[00:46.24] | 现代的古典美人做何打算 |
[00:50.36] | 如果刘备哭不出诸葛亮 |
[00:53.74] | 会不会闹出一阵剧本荒 |
[00:57.85] | 只看过薛丁山 偏要考安禄山 |
[01:01.29] | 知道冯宝宝她演过杨玉环 |
[01:05.54] | 若非十二金牌将岳飞来调返 |
[01:08.92] | 今天还吃不吃到油条香 |
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[01:15.48] | 我吃过月饼当然知道朱元璋 |
[01:18.36] | 吃榴�知道郑和下西洋 |
[01:22.72] | 胡金铨的戏里听过东西厂 |
[01:26.10] | 看金庸小说知道袁崇焕 |
[01:29.77] | 只叹林则徐烧鸦片烧不完 |
[01:33.33] | 西太后偏偏相信义和团 |
[01:37.71] | 珍妃不该嫁给那个光绪皇 |
[01:41.20] | 几千年等到一个孙中山 |
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[01:47.20] | 万里长城长 没有历史长 |
[01:50.51] | 考试题目比那丝路还弯 |
[01:54.77] | 五胡乱华乱 我的脑筋更乱 |
[01:58.20] | 心情比那个八国联军慌 |
[02:02.58] | 多少年的改变已经很习惯 |
[02:05.58] | 多少次革命总是革不完 |
[02:09.89] | 谢天谢地近代史老师讲不完 |
[02:13.31] | 下一代历史考试不敢想像 |
[00:02.91] | li shi kao shi qian xi |
[00:06.22] | zuo ci: liang wen fu zuo qu liang: wen fu |
[00:10.89] | ru guo qin shi huang shao shu dou shao wan |
[00:14.28] | wo bu bi du dao san dian ban |
[00:18.40] | ru guo zhou gong zhen de mang zhe zhi tian xia |
[00:22.15] | he bi bu duan cui wo ru meng xiang |
[00:26.02] | san lv dai fu bu tou mi luo jiang |
[00:29.34] | mai zong zi lao wang sheng huo zen me ban |
[00:33.27] | ru guo chu ba wang dang nian bu dao wu jiang |
[00:36.70] | ge bi ban liu bang bu hui zhe me xiao zhang |
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[00:42.92] | xi shi bu huan sha zhao jun bu he fan |
[00:46.24] | xian dai de gu dian mei ren zuo he da suan |
[00:50.36] | ru guo liu bei ku bu chu zhu ge liang |
[00:53.74] | hui bu hui nao chu yi zhen ju ben huang |
[00:57.85] | zhi kan guo xue ding shan pian yao kao an lu shan |
[01:01.29] | zhi dao feng bao bao ta yan guo yang yu huan |
[01:05.54] | ruo fei shi er jin pai jiang yue fei lai diao fan |
[01:08.92] | jin tian hai chi bu chi dao you tiao xiang |
[01:12.72] | |
[01:15.48] | wo chi guo yue bing dang ran zhi dao zhu yuan zhang |
[01:18.36] | chi liu zhi dao zheng he xia xi yang |
[01:22.72] | hu jin quan de xi li ting guo dong xi chang |
[01:26.10] | kan jin yong xiao shuo zhi dao yuan chong huan |
[01:29.77] | zhi tan lin ze xu shao ya pian shao bu wan |
[01:33.33] | xi tai hou pian pian xiang xin yi he tuan |
[01:37.71] | zhen fei bu gai jia gei na ge guang xu huang |
[01:41.20] | ji qian nian deng dao yi ge sun zhong shan |
[01:45.26] | |
[01:47.20] | wan li chang cheng zhang mei you li shi zhang |
[01:50.51] | kao shi ti mu bi na si lu hai wan |
[01:54.77] | wu hu luan hua luan wo de nao jin geng luan |
[01:58.20] | xin qing bi na ge ba guo lian jun huang |
[02:02.58] | duo shao nian de gai bian yi jing hen xi guan |
[02:05.58] | duo shao ci ge ming zong shi ge bu wan |
[02:09.89] | xie tian xie di jin dai shi lao shi jiang bu wan |
[02:13.31] | xia yi dai li shi kao shi bu gan xiang xiang |
[00:02.91] | lì shǐ kǎo shì qián xī |
[00:06.22] | zuò cí: liáng wén fú zuò qǔ liáng: wén fú |
[00:10.89] | rú guǒ qín shǐ huáng shāo shū dōu shāo wán |
[00:14.28] | wǒ bù bì dú dào sān diǎn bàn |
[00:18.40] | rú guǒ zhōu gōng zhēn de máng zhe zhì tiān xià |
[00:22.15] | hé bì bù duàn cuī wǒ rù mèng xiāng |
[00:26.02] | sān lǘ dài fū bù tóu mì luó jiāng |
[00:29.34] | mài zòng zi lǎo wáng shēng huó zěn me bàn |
[00:33.27] | rú guǒ chǔ bà wáng dāng nián bú dào wū jiāng |
[00:36.70] | gé bì bān liú bāng bú huì zhè me xiāo zhāng |
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[00:42.92] | xī shī bù huàn shā zhāo jūn bù hé fān |
[00:46.24] | xiàn dài de gǔ diǎn měi rén zuò hé dǎ suàn |
[00:50.36] | rú guǒ liú bèi kū bù chū zhū gě liàng |
[00:53.74] | huì bú huì nào chū yī zhèn jù běn huāng |
[00:57.85] | zhǐ kàn guò xuē dīng shān piān yào kǎo ān lù shān |
[01:01.29] | zhī dào féng bǎo bǎo tā yǎn guò yáng yù huán |
[01:05.54] | ruò fēi shí èr jīn pái jiāng yuè fēi lái diào fǎn |
[01:08.92] | jīn tiān hái chī bù chī dào yóu tiáo xiāng |
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[01:15.48] | wǒ chī guò yuè bǐng dāng rán zhī dào zhū yuán zhāng |
[01:18.36] | chī liú zhī dào zhèng hé xià xī yáng |
[01:22.72] | hú jīn quán de xì lǐ tīng guò dōng xī chǎng |
[01:26.10] | kàn jīn yōng xiǎo shuō zhī dào yuán chóng huàn |
[01:29.77] | zhǐ tàn lín zé xú shāo yā piàn shāo bù wán |
[01:33.33] | xī tài hòu piān piān xiāng xìn yì hé tuán |
[01:37.71] | zhēn fēi bù gāi jià gěi nà gè guāng xù huáng |
[01:41.20] | jǐ qiān nián děng dào yí gè sūn zhōng shān |
[01:45.26] | |
[01:47.20] | wàn lǐ cháng chéng zhǎng méi yǒu lì shǐ zhǎng |
[01:50.51] | kǎo shì tí mù bǐ nà sī lù hái wān |
[01:54.77] | wǔ hú luàn huá luàn wǒ de nǎo jīn gèng luàn |
[01:58.20] | xīn qíng bǐ nà gè bā guó lián jūn huāng |
[02:02.58] | duō shào nián de gǎi biàn yǐ jīng hěn xí guàn |
[02:05.58] | duō shǎo cì gé mìng zǒng shì gé bù wán |
[02:09.89] | xiè tiān xiè dì jìn dài shǐ lǎo shī jiǎng bù wán |
[02:13.31] | xià yī dài lì shǐ kǎo shì bù gǎn xiǎng xiàng |