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[Dan Bull] |
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Look, **** buddies, I want to be **** buddies |
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Turn up the subwoofer in the trunk and bump uglies |
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Give me a hug please, I hold a little too long |
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I'm coming on a little too strong |
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You're getting blushed cheeks, so we'd better move on |
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Get a move on, I'm in above my head like a bouffant |
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Take too long and I'm afraid you've gone |
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And I'll have lost another lady, but gained another new song |
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[Chorus] |
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Yes, let's be friends with benefits |
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My love life's suffering a deficit |
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Let's be friends with benefits, friends with benefits |
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[Dan Bull] |
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I've never been especially eloquent |
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I'm as elegant as an eccied elephant |
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My etiquette is evidently ever in development |
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But when I'm in bed then I'm in my element |
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I promise, honest, we'll listen to some Ella |
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Fitzgerald then we'll get it on with the leather whips |
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The morning after the night before we caved in |
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Cavemen and cavewomen craving the fornication |
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I'm never sure if it's safe but I'd say that it calls for some glorification |
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[Chorus] |
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Yes, let's be friends with benefits |
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Because I'm ever such a clever **** |
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Let's be friends with benefits, friends with benefits |
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Yes, let's be friends with benefits |
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My love life's suffering a deficit |
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Let's be friends with benefits, friends with benefits |
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[Bridge] |
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There's so much history to tip-toe around |
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It's hard to keep afloat when the ****p's going down |
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Once we danced at the disco in town, with both our hips going round |
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[Dan Bull] |
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I realised through seeing your eyes, it was the genesis |
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Of the end of friends with benefits |
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I'd been increasingly feeling affectionate |
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It seemed that revealing my secret would get a kiss |
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So I leaned for the hell of it |
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And you ripped the beating thing |
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From my chest and then severed it |
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You're a prejudiced feminine supremacist |
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Nevertheless you're getting sex from your nemesis |
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[Chorus] |
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Let's not be friends with benefits |
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Because I'm ever such a clever **** |
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Let's not be friends with benefits |
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Because we'll never hear the end of it |
