Song | 新大外逆生长之白晶晶大变身 |
Artist | 音频怪物 |
Album | 《大话外传新篇》逆生长恶搞配音 |
Download | Image LRC TXT |
[ti:新大外逆生长之白晶晶大变身] | |
[ar:音频怪物] | |
[al:《大话外传新篇》逆生长恶搞配音] | |
[00:00.27] | 大家好,我是知名白骨精白晶晶, |
[00:02.17] | 对就是那个为了长生不老连续扑街三次的那只白骨精。 |
[00:04.40] | 为了重现老娘当年还有肉的肌肤, |
[00:06.74] | 必须要吃掉来自东土大唐的珍贵药材精华凝聚, |
[00:09.31] | 蕴涵大自然神奇的力量的珍贵食材——唐三藏, |
[00:12.06] | 即使被连续殴打致死三次,我也是满拼的, |
[00:14.60] | 就当我准备放弃之时。 |
[00:15.79] | 万万没想到, |
[00:16.41] | 最终我还是完成了逆生长,枯骨逢春。 |
[00:19.17] | 在《新大外》,我拿到大笔的钱做保养, |
[00:21.41] | 还当上了女二艳压群芳, |
[00:23.33] | 最后甚至一键交友迅速勾搭唐三藏, |
[00:26.16] | 所有的唐僧肉都能给你承包, |
[00:28.29] | 你也能像老娘一样妙手回春! |
[00:30.16] |
ti: xin da wai ni sheng zhang zhi bai jing jing da bian shen | |
ar: yin pin guai wu | |
al: da hua wai zhuan xin pian ni sheng zhang e gao pei yin | |
[00:00.27] | da jia hao, wo shi zhi ming bai gu jing bai jing jing, |
[00:02.17] | dui jiu shi na ge wei le chang sheng bu lao lian xu pu jie san ci de na zhi bai gu jing. |
[00:04.40] | wei le chong xian lao niang dang nian hai you rou de ji fu, |
[00:06.74] | bi xu yao chi diao lai zi dong tu da tang de zhen gui yao cai jing hua ning ju, |
[00:09.31] | yun han da zi ran shen qi de li liang de zhen gui shi cai tang san zang, |
[00:12.06] | ji shi bei lian xu ou da zhi si san ci, wo ye shi man pin de, |
[00:14.60] | jiu dang wo zhun bei fang qi zhi shi. |
[00:15.79] | wan wan mei xiang dao, |
[00:16.41] | zui zhong wo hai shi wan cheng le ni sheng zhang, ku gu feng chun. |
[00:19.17] | zai xin da wai, wo na dao da bi de qian zuo bao yang, |
[00:21.41] | hai dang shang le nv er yan ya qun fang, |
[00:23.33] | zui hou shen zhi yi jian jiao you xun su gou da tang san zang, |
[00:26.16] | suo you de tang seng rou dou neng gei ni cheng bao, |
[00:28.29] | ni ye neng xiang lao niang yi yang miao shou hui chun! |
[00:30.16] |
ti: xīn dà wài nì shēng zhǎng zhī bái jīng jīng dà biàn shēn | |
ar: yīn pín guài wù | |
al: dà huà wài zhuàn xīn piān nì shēng zhǎng è gǎo pèi yīn | |
[00:00.27] | dà jiā hǎo, wǒ shì zhī míng bái gǔ jīng bái jīng jīng, |
[00:02.17] | duì jiù shì nà gè wèi le cháng shēng bù lǎo lián xù pū jiē sān cì de nà zhǐ bái gǔ jīng. |
[00:04.40] | wèi le chóng xiàn lǎo niáng dāng nián hái yǒu ròu de jī fū, |
[00:06.74] | bì xū yào chī diào lái zì dōng tǔ dà táng de zhēn guì yào cái jīng huá níng jù, |
[00:09.31] | yùn hán dà zì rán shén qí de lì liàng de zhēn guì shí cái táng sān zàng, |
[00:12.06] | jí shǐ bèi lián xù ōu dǎ zhì sǐ sān cì, wǒ yě shì mǎn pīn de, |
[00:14.60] | jiù dāng wǒ zhǔn bèi fàng qì zhī shí. |
[00:15.79] | wàn wàn méi xiǎng dào, |
[00:16.41] | zuì zhōng wǒ hái shì wán chéng le nì shēng zhǎng, kū gǔ féng chūn. |
[00:19.17] | zài xīn dà wài, wǒ ná dào dà bǐ de qián zuò bǎo yǎng, |
[00:21.41] | hái dāng shàng le nǚ èr yàn yā qún fāng, |
[00:23.33] | zuì hòu shèn zhì yī jiàn jiāo yǒu xùn sù gōu dā táng sān zàng, |
[00:26.16] | suǒ yǒu de táng sēng ròu dōu néng gěi nǐ chéng bāo, |
[00:28.29] | nǐ yě néng xiàng lǎo niáng yí yàng miào shǒu huí chūn! |
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