| Hi um this is a piece that I've been working on | |
| for quite some time now um it's about a guy that I met | |
| and uh it's entitled 'So' here it goes | |
| Watch out for those types you know who they are | |
| out all night frontin in that rental car | |
| Always up in the club showing off his bling | |
| like he's some King | |
| doing his thing but for real for real | |
| ain't doing a damn thing | |
| Cuz when it comes to shoes he's on point right | |
| when it comes to being smooth he's extra nice | |
| but when it comes to spending loot he's extra tight | |
| Don't even think about drinks | |
| cuz that's a maybe or a might | |
| depending on how badly he needs some ass | |
| Whatever happened to real gentlemen with sophisticated class | |
| who flirted with sweet talks long walks and playing footsie | |
| Nowadays a mother****** think a happy meal | |
| is down payment for ************ | |
| and best believe if he ain't gettin he won't go | |
| But say you do the nasty | |
| he'll be the first to call you hoe | |
| Could it be cuz you don't like it nice and slow | |
| or because your first name he don't even know | |
| And if he didn't think he could respect a woman | |
| because of first night sex why the hell was he begging | |
| All that ************t talk about | |
| "Watch what happen when I get you naked" | |
| only to find out that all night long | |
| was really a minute and ten seconds | |
| So now he's asking you to leave | |
| when he couldn't make you cum | |
| The moral of the story where the ****** | |
| did you find this fool from | |
| Take it from me if you're lookin for love | |
| ask a sister ask a girlfriend | |
| but please don't go to no club Thank you | |
| Aight give it up one more time for Catzie | |
| that was hot we love you girl | |
| Alright once again I'm El Gambina | |
| your host for the evening big up | |
| to everyone for coming out | |
| and supporting our weekly open mic event | |
| Next up we have a newcomer to the stage | |
| who would like to share with us his positive thoughts | |
| on our empowerment Give it up for Mr Snacky Chan |