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Hi um this is a piece that I've been working on |
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for quite some time now um it's about a guy that I met |
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and uh it's entitled 'So' here it goes |
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Watch out for those types you know who they are |
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out all night frontin in that rental car |
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Always up in the club showing off his bling |
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like he's some King |
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doing his thing but for real for real |
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ain't doing a damn thing |
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Cuz when it comes to shoes he's on point right |
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when it comes to being smooth he's extra nice |
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but when it comes to spending loot he's extra tight |
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Don't even think about drinks |
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cuz that's a maybe or a might |
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depending on how badly he needs some ass |
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Whatever happened to real gentlemen with sophisticated class |
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who flirted with sweet talks long walks and playing footsie |
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Nowadays a mother****** think a happy meal |
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is down payment for ************ |
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and best believe if he ain't gettin he won't go |
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But say you do the nasty |
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he'll be the first to call you hoe |
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Could it be cuz you don't like it nice and slow |
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or because your first name he don't even know |
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And if he didn't think he could respect a woman |
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because of first night sex why the hell was he begging |
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All that ************t talk about |
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"Watch what happen when I get you naked" |
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only to find out that all night long |
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was really a minute and ten seconds |
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So now he's asking you to leave |
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when he couldn't make you cum |
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The moral of the story where the ****** |
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did you find this fool from |
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Take it from me if you're lookin for love |
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ask a sister ask a girlfriend |
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but please don't go to no club Thank you |
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Aight give it up one more time for Catzie |
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that was hot we love you girl |
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Alright once again I'm El Gambina |
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your host for the evening big up |
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to everyone for coming out |
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and supporting our weekly open mic event |
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Next up we have a newcomer to the stage |
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who would like to share with us his positive thoughts |
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on our empowerment Give it up for Mr Snacky Chan |