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J.D. |
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They made you cry, |
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but that will end tonight. |
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You are the only thing that's right |
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about this broken world. |
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Go on and cry, |
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but when the morning comes, |
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we'll burn it down and then |
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we'll build the world again... |
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Our love is God. |
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VERONICA |
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Are you okay? |
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J.D. |
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I was alone. |
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I was a frozen lake, |
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but then you melted me awake; |
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See, now I'm crying too. |
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You're not alone. |
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You're not alone... |
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And when the morning comes, |
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When the morning comes... |
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We'll burn away that tear, and raise our city here... |
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Raise our city here... |
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J.D. & VERONICA |
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Our love is God. |
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(Veronica's house. J.D. watches as Veronica calls Kurt and Ram on the phone.) |
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KURT |
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Yeah-lo? |
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VERONICA |
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Hi, Kurt, it's Veronica... |
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how did you guys know it was a fantasy of mine to have two guys at once? |
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KURT |
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Wowuhh... lucky guess? |
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VERONICA |
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Well...If you want it to come true, meet me at the cemetery. At dawn. |
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(Veronica hangs up) |
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KURT |
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Free *****! |
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RAM |
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And we don't even have to buy it a pizza! |
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(They punch it in and exit) |
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J.D. |
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We can start and finish wars, |
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J.D. & VERONICA |
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We're what killed the dinosaurs. |
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We're the asteroid that's overdue. |
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The dinosaurs choked on the dust, |
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they died because God said they must. |
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The new world needed room |
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for me and you. |
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J.D. |
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I wor****p you. |
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I'd trade my life for yours. |
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They all will disappear, |
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we'll plant our garden here: |
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Our love is God. |
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J.D. & VERONICA |
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[Variously, repeats) |
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Our love is God. |
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(J.D. opens up a box and pulls out two pistols. Veronica stares in horrified fascination) |
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Whoa. Is that real? |
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Yeah, but we're filling it with "Ich Luge" bullets. |
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Ich Luge...? What? |
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J.D. |
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My grandad scored them in World War II. They contain a powerful tranquilizer. |
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The Nazis used them to fake their own suicides when the Russians invaded Berlin. |
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We will use them to knock out Ram and Kurt long enough to make it look like a suicide pact. |
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Complete with a forged suicide note. |
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(Lights up on Kurt and Ram embracing) |
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KURT & RAM |
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"Ram and I died because we had to hide our gay forbidden love from a disapproving world." |
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J.D. |
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And when the morning comes, they'll both be laughing stocks... |
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J.D. & VERONICA |
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So let's go hunt some jocks! |
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(Cemetery at dawn. Kurt and Ram wait for Veronica) |
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KURT |
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Hi... Veronica. |
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RAM |
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Uh... So do we just whip it out or what? |
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VERONICA |
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Take it slow, Ram. Strip for me. |
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O~kay |
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KURT |
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What about you? |
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I was hoping you'd rip my clothes off me, sport. |
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Yeah, We can do that |
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(KURT and RAM stand awkwardly in their underpants. RAM giggles in anticipation) |
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Count to three |
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One... two... |
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J.D. |
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Three. |
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(J.D. steps out and shoots Ram. Veronica fires at Kurt, missing him. Kurt runs) |
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Holy crap! |
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Stay there. I'll get him! |
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Kurt?Kurt! |
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You kill my best friend! |
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Ram? |
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(Veronica, suddenly worried, kicks Ram with her foot) |
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Why you're chasing me |
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Wait, You're just unconscious, right? |
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I was just kidding about the whole jelly things |
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(J.D. chases Kurt, who tries to escape by scaling a chain-link fence) |
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Ger off the fence! Get off the damn fence! |
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I don't understand! |
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J.D. |
| [04:02.17] |
We can start and finish wars. |
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We're what killed the dinosaurs. |
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We're the asteroid that's overdue. |
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KURT |
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Stop being a ****! |
| [04:15.23] |
The dinosaurs will turn to dust. |
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What does that mean?! |
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They'll die because we say they must. |
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(J.D. fires; Kurt dies. Veronica runs up) |
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VERONICA |
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What the **** have you done?! |
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J.D. |
| [04:31.82] |
... I wor****p you. |
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I'd trade my life for yours. |
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We'll make them disappear. |
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We'll plant our garden here. |
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(J.D. holds out his hand) |
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J.D. |
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Our love is God. |
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(Repeats. J.D. holds Veronica in his arms as she sobs in shock and horror) |
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J.D. |
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Our love is God. |
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VERONICA |
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Our love is God... |
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J.D. AND VERONICA |
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Our love is God!... |