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Song 销售经理是只鸡
Artist 鸡头哥
Album 销售经理是只鸡

Lyrics

[00:24.50] 九十度的鞠躬礼还笑的甜蜜蜜
[00:30.03] 语速不能说太急还要有亲和力
[00:35.55] 您是想喝杯咖啡还是想来点TEA
[00:41.27] 东西买卖看诚意您刷卡也可以
[00:46.12]
[00:46.83] 不看今天星期几
[00:49.62] 只看业绩排第几
[00:52.61] 卖点东西不容易
[00:55.39] 我是销售鸡想下个蛋给你
[00:56.54]
[00:57.15] 副歌
[00:57.82]
[01:00.65] 销售经理是只鸡
[01:03.30] OH 鸡鸡鸡 叽叽叽
[01:06.22] 能卖炸鸡能买手机还能卖轰炸机（OH NO！）
[01:11.79] 销售经理是只鸡
[01:14.52] OH 鸡鸡鸡 叽叽叽
[01:17.49] 产品卖到太阳系就拜托各位上帝
[01:23.31]
[01:23.62] 如果买了东西让你快乐快摸摸我的头
[01:28.93] 如果买了服务让你快乐快拍拍你的手
[01:34.60] 如果买了东西让你快乐快摸摸我的头
[01:40.21] 如果买了服务让你快乐快拍拍你的手
[01:45.02]
[01:51.64] 主歌
[01:52.51]
[02:09.90] 我把电话打给你说一句就挂机
[02:15.67] 好像我们是骗子让你们都中计
[02:21.18] 销售都叫做经理只是底薪太低
[02:26.85] 工作全凭一张嘴要说出个天地
[02:31.15]
[02:32.26] 不看今天星期几
[02:35.08] 只看业绩排第几
[02:38.22] 卖点东西不容易
[02:40.75] 我是销售鸡想下个蛋给你
[02:42.36]
[02:43.12] 副歌
[02:44.14]
[02:45.97] 销售经理是只鸡
[02:48.63] OH 鸡鸡鸡 叽叽叽
[02:51.52] 能卖炸鸡能买手机还能卖轰炸机（OH NO！）
[02:57.14] 销售经理是只鸡
[02:59.91] OH 鸡鸡鸡 叽叽叽
[03:02.80] 产品卖到太阳系就拜托各位上帝
[03:11.24] 销售经理是只鸡
[03:14.02] OH 鸡鸡鸡 叽叽叽
[03:16.90] 能卖炸鸡能买手机还能卖轰炸机（OH NO！）
[03:22.37] 销售经理是只鸡
[03:25.22] OH 鸡鸡鸡 叽叽叽
[03:28.09] 产品卖到太阳系就拜托各位上帝
[03:33.97]
[03:34.42] 如果买了东西让你快乐快摸摸我的头
[03:39.63] 如果买了服务让你快乐快拍拍你的手
[03:45.30] 如果买了东西让你快乐快摸摸我的头
[03:50.91] 如果买了服务让你快乐快拍拍你的手

Pinyin

[00:24.50] jiǔ shí dù de jū gōng lǐ hái xiào de tián mì mì
[00:30.03] yǔ sù bù néng shuō tài jí hái yào yǒu qīn hé lì
[00:35.55] nín shì xiǎng hē bēi kā fēi hái shì xiǎng lái diǎn TEA
[00:41.27] dōng xī mǎi mài kàn chéng yì nín shuā kǎ yě kě yǐ
[00:46.12]
[00:46.83] bù kàn jīn tiān xīng qī jǐ
[00:49.62] zhǐ kàn yè jī pái dì jǐ
[00:52.61] mài diǎn dōng xī bù róng yì
[00:55.39] wǒ shì xiāo shòu jī xiǎng xià gè dàn gěi nǐ
[00:56.54]
[00:57.15] fù gē
[00:57.82]
[01:00.65] xiāo shòu jīng lǐ shì zhī jī
[01:03.30] OH jī jī jī jī jī jī
[01:06.22] néng mài zhá jī néng mǎi shǒu jī hái néng mài hōng zhà jī OH NO!
[01:11.79] xiāo shòu jīng lǐ shì zhī jī
[01:14.52] OH jī jī jī jī jī jī
[01:17.49] chǎn pǐn mài dào tài yáng xì jiù bài tuō gè wèi shàng dì
[01:23.31]
[01:23.62] rú guǒ mǎi le dōng xī ràng nǐ kuài lè kuài mō mō wǒ de tóu
[01:28.93] rú guǒ mǎi le fú wù ràng nǐ kuài lè kuài pāi pāi nǐ de shǒu
[01:34.60] rú guǒ mǎi le dōng xī ràng nǐ kuài lè kuài mō mō wǒ de tóu
[01:40.21] rú guǒ mǎi le fú wù ràng nǐ kuài lè kuài pāi pāi nǐ de shǒu
[01:45.02]
[01:51.64] zhǔ gē
[01:52.51]
[02:09.90] wǒ bǎ diàn huà dǎ gěi nǐ shuō yī jù jiù guà jī
[02:15.67] hǎo xiàng wǒ men shì piàn zi ràng nǐ men dōu zhòng jì
[02:21.18] xiāo shòu dōu jiào zuò jīng lǐ zhǐ shì dǐ xīn tài dī
[02:26.85] gōng zuò quán píng yī zhāng zuǐ yào shuō chū gè tiān dì
[02:31.15]
[02:32.26] bù kàn jīn tiān xīng qī jǐ
[02:35.08] zhǐ kàn yè jī pái dì jǐ
[02:38.22] mài diǎn dōng xī bù róng yì
[02:40.75] wǒ shì xiāo shòu jī xiǎng xià gè dàn gěi nǐ
[02:42.36]
[02:43.12] fù gē
[02:44.14]
[02:45.97] xiāo shòu jīng lǐ shì zhī jī
[02:48.63] OH jī jī jī jī jī jī
[02:51.52] néng mài zhá jī néng mǎi shǒu jī hái néng mài hōng zhà jī OH NO!
[02:57.14] xiāo shòu jīng lǐ shì zhī jī
[02:59.91] OH jī jī jī jī jī jī
[03:02.80] chǎn pǐn mài dào tài yáng xì jiù bài tuō gè wèi shàng dì
[03:11.24] xiāo shòu jīng lǐ shì zhī jī
[03:14.02] OH jī jī jī jī jī jī
[03:16.90] néng mài zhá jī néng mǎi shǒu jī hái néng mài hōng zhà jī OH NO!
[03:22.37] xiāo shòu jīng lǐ shì zhī jī
[03:25.22] OH jī jī jī jī jī jī
[03:28.09] chǎn pǐn mài dào tài yáng xì jiù bài tuō gè wèi shàng dì
[03:33.97]
[03:34.42] rú guǒ mǎi le dōng xī ràng nǐ kuài lè kuài mō mō wǒ de tóu
[03:39.63] rú guǒ mǎi le fú wù ràng nǐ kuài lè kuài pāi pāi nǐ de shǒu
[03:45.30] rú guǒ mǎi le dōng xī ràng nǐ kuài lè kuài mō mō wǒ de tóu
[03:50.91] rú guǒ mǎi le fú wù ràng nǐ kuài lè kuài pāi pāi nǐ de shǒu