Old Deuteronomy

Song Old Deuteronomy
Artist Andrew Lloyd Webber
Album Cats (Original Broadway Cast Recording)

Lyrics

[01:16.23] Old Deuteronomy's lived a long time
[01:21.48] He's a cat who has lived many lives in succession
[01:27.19] He was famous in proverb and famous in rhyme
[01:32.92] A long while before Queen Victoria's accession
[01:39.03] Old Deuteronomy's buried nine wives
[01:44.45] And more I am tempted to say ninety-nine
[01:50.40] And his numerous progeny prospers and thrives
[01:55.97] And the village is proud of him in his decline
[02:02.34] At the sight of that placid and bland physiognomy
[02:07.69] As he sits in the sun on the vicarage wall
[02:13.12] The oldest inhabitant croaks
[02:17.88] Well of all things can it be really
[02:24.55] Yes. No. Ho. Hi. Oh my eye!
[02:29.60] My mind may be wandering but I confess
[02:34.86] I believe it is Old Deuteronomy
[02:40.88]
[03:04.11] Old Deuteronomy sits in the street
[03:09.17] He sits in the high street on market day
[03:14.78] The Bullocks may bellow, the sheep they may bleat
[03:20.05] But the dogs and the herdsmen will turn them away
[03:26.22] The cars and the lorries run over the curb
[03:31.52] And the villagers put up a notice "Road closed"
[03:37.11] So that nothing untoward may chance to disturb
[03:42.57] Deuteronomy's rest when he feels so disposed
[03:48.47] The digestive repose of that felines gastronomy
[03:53.63] Must never be broken whatever may befall
[03:58.65] And the oldest inhabitant croaks
[04:03.30] Well of all things can it be really
[04:10.28] Yes. No. Ho. Hi. Oh my eye!
[04:15.54] My mind may be wandering but I confess
[04:20.86] I believe it is Old Deuteronomy
[04:26.62] Well of all things can it be really
[04:32.74] Yes. No. Ho. Hi. Oh my eye!
[04:38.05] My legs may be tottery, I must go slow
[04:44.27] And be careful of Old Deuteronomy
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