Song | 懒音哥 |
Artist | 梁汉文 |
Album | 我最喜爱的Eric Kwok作品展 |
Download | Image LRC TXT |
[00:18.388] | 溝通機能全面退化 |
[00:21.598] | 別人笑我貫籍尼加拉瓜 |
[00:25.280] | 話說廣東話超人全部爆炸 |
[00:28.596] | 命朋友替我入報發音班 |
[00:32.510] | 音準與咬字逐句逐句再鍛鍊 |
[00:35.325] | 鍛鍊為了某日入伍粵語捍衛戰 |
[00:38.868] | 從頭讓我受教導但怕若努力過度 |
[00:42.508] | 在半路流落印度話要食個食個咖哩國 |
[00:48.723] | 一蚊雞三斤龜邊個貴 |
[00:51.483] | 從來自細慳得慳龜跟鬼邊去計 |
[00:54.942] | 長期鼻涕阻塞心肺脷筋黐錯位 |
[01:03.270] | 緊急中應該揀邊個掣時時撳錯 |
[01:06.747] | 咁樣樣不等於低智慧 |
[01:09.341] | 到我去考你你試試唱唱這首歌 |
[01:12.946] | 點解點解我要去要向你講清楚 |
[01:16.456] | 典解的典故 |
[01:33.621] | 馬虎可能遺害百世 |
[01:36.835] | 問題我韻母未能分高低 |
[01:40.240] | 為了廣東話安危防圍設計 |
[01:44.980] | 實行母語制重要教乖仔 |
[01:47.214] | 音準與咬字絕對絕對要訓練 |
[01:50.497] | 訓練為了某日入伍粵語捍衛戰 |
[01:54.123] | 由頭讓你受教導定要讓老豆仰慕 |
[01:57.659] | 別教壞鄰座細路話坐地鐵地鐵去不割 |
[02:04.670] | 一蚊雞三斤龜邊個貴 |
[02:06.688] | 從來自細慳得慳龜跟鬼邊去計 |
[02:10.201] | 長期鼻涕阻塞心肺脷筋黐錯位 |
[02:18.237] | 緊急中應該揀邊個掣時時撳錯 |
[02:21.964] | 咁樣樣不等於低智慧 |
[02:24.576] | 到我去考你你試試唱唱這首歌 |
[02:28.104] | 點解點解我要去要向你講清楚 |
[02:31.707] | 典解的典故 |
[02:48.784] | 一蚊雞三斤龜邊個貴 |
[02:51.351] | 從來自細慳得慳龜跟鬼邊去計 |
[02:54.970] | 胡言亂語講足一世來委屈各位 |
[03:02.984] | 想開口都等等都計計 |
[03:05.754] | 為何做到咁樣樣逼洗底邊個制 |
[03:09.359] | 到我去考你你試試唱唱這首歌 |
[03:12.888] | 咁樣咁樣你會你會你會好清楚 |
[03:16.504] | 典解的典故 |
[00:18.388] | gou tong ji neng quan mian tui hua |
[00:21.598] | bie ren xiao wo guan ji ni jia la gua |
[00:25.280] | hua shuo guang dong hua chao ren quan bu bao zha |
[00:28.596] | ming peng you ti wo ru bao fa yin ban |
[00:32.510] | yin zhun yu yao zi zhu ju zhu ju zai duan lian |
[00:35.325] | duan lian wei le mou ri ru wu yue yu han wei zhan |
[00:38.868] | cong tou rang wo shou jiao dao dan pa ruo nu li guo du |
[00:42.508] | zai ban lu liu luo yin du hua yao shi ge shi ge ka li guo |
[00:48.723] | yi wen ji san jin gui bian ge gui |
[00:51.483] | cong lai zi xi qian de qian gui gen gui bian qu ji |
[00:54.942] | zhang qi bi ti zu se xin fei li jin chi cuo wei |
[01:03.270] | jin ji zhong ying gai jian bian ge che shi shi qin cuo |
[01:06.747] | han yang yang bu deng yu di zhi hui |
[01:09.341] | dao wo qu kao ni ni shi shi chang chang zhe shou ge |
[01:12.946] | dian jie dian jie wo yao qu yao xiang ni jiang qing chu |
[01:16.456] | dian jie de dian gu |
[01:33.621] | ma hu ke neng yi hai bai shi |
[01:36.835] | wen ti wo yun mu wei neng fen gao di |
[01:40.240] | wei le guang dong hua an wei fang wei she ji |
[01:44.980] | shi xing mu yu zhi zhong yao jiao guai zi |
[01:47.214] | yin zhun yu yao zi jue dui jue dui yao xun lian |
[01:50.497] | xun lian wei le mou ri ru wu yue yu han wei zhan |
[01:54.123] | you tou rang ni shou jiao dao ding yao rang lao dou yang mu |
[01:57.659] | bie jiao huai lin zuo xi lu hua zuo di tie di tie qu bu ge |
[02:04.670] | yi wen ji san jin gui bian ge gui |
[02:06.688] | cong lai zi xi qian de qian gui gen gui bian qu ji |
[02:10.201] | zhang qi bi ti zu se xin fei li jin chi cuo wei |
[02:18.237] | jin ji zhong ying gai jian bian ge che shi shi qin cuo |
[02:21.964] | han yang yang bu deng yu di zhi hui |
[02:24.576] | dao wo qu kao ni ni shi shi chang chang zhe shou ge |
[02:28.104] | dian jie dian jie wo yao qu yao xiang ni jiang qing chu |
[02:31.707] | dian jie de dian gu |
[02:48.784] | yi wen ji san jin gui bian ge gui |
[02:51.351] | cong lai zi xi qian de qian gui gen gui bian qu ji |
[02:54.970] | hu yan luan yu jiang zu yi shi lai wei qu ge wei |
[03:02.984] | xiang kai kou dou deng deng dou ji ji |
[03:05.754] | wei he zuo dao han yang yang bi xi di bian ge zhi |
[03:09.359] | dao wo qu kao ni ni shi shi chang chang zhe shou ge |
[03:12.888] | han yang han yang ni hui ni hui ni hui hao qing chu |
[03:16.504] | dian jie de dian gu |
[00:18.388] | gōu tōng jī néng quán miàn tuì huà |
[00:21.598] | bié rén xiào wǒ guàn jí ní jiā lā guā |
[00:25.280] | huà shuō guǎng dōng huà chāo rén quán bù bào zhà |
[00:28.596] | mìng péng yǒu tì wǒ rù bào fā yīn bān |
[00:32.510] | yīn zhǔn yǔ yǎo zì zhú jù zhú jù zài duàn liàn |
[00:35.325] | duàn liàn wèi le mǒu rì rù wǔ yuè yǔ hàn wèi zhàn |
[00:38.868] | cóng tóu ràng wǒ shòu jiào dǎo dàn pà ruò nǔ lì guò dù |
[00:42.508] | zài bàn lù liú luò yìn dù huà yào shí gè shí gè kā li guó |
[00:48.723] | yī wén jī sān jīn guī biān gè guì |
[00:51.483] | cóng lái zì xì qiān dé qiān guī gēn guǐ biān qù jì |
[00:54.942] | zhǎng qī bí tì zǔ sè xīn fèi lì jīn chī cuò wèi |
[01:03.270] | jǐn jí zhōng yīng gāi jiǎn biān gè chè shí shí qìn cuò |
[01:06.747] | hán yàng yàng bù děng yú dī zhì huì |
[01:09.341] | dào wǒ qù kǎo nǐ nǐ shì shì chàng chàng zhè shǒu gē |
[01:12.946] | diǎn jiě diǎn jiě wǒ yào qù yào xiàng nǐ jiǎng qīng chǔ |
[01:16.456] | diǎn jiě de diǎn gù |
[01:33.621] | mǎ hǔ kě néng yí hài bǎi shì |
[01:36.835] | wèn tí wǒ yùn mǔ wèi néng fēn gāo dī |
[01:40.240] | wèi le guǎng dōng huà ān wēi fáng wéi shè jì |
[01:44.980] | shí xíng mǔ yǔ zhì zhòng yào jiào guāi zǐ |
[01:47.214] | yīn zhǔn yǔ yǎo zì jué duì jué duì yào xùn liàn |
[01:50.497] | xùn liàn wèi le mǒu rì rù wǔ yuè yǔ hàn wèi zhàn |
[01:54.123] | yóu tóu ràng nǐ shòu jiào dǎo dìng yào ràng lǎo dòu yǎng mù |
[01:57.659] | bié jiào huài lín zuò xì lù huà zuò dì tiě dì tiě qù bù gē |
[02:04.670] | yī wén jī sān jīn guī biān gè guì |
[02:06.688] | cóng lái zì xì qiān dé qiān guī gēn guǐ biān qù jì |
[02:10.201] | zhǎng qī bí tì zǔ sè xīn fèi lì jīn chī cuò wèi |
[02:18.237] | jǐn jí zhōng yīng gāi jiǎn biān gè chè shí shí qìn cuò |
[02:21.964] | hán yàng yàng bù děng yú dī zhì huì |
[02:24.576] | dào wǒ qù kǎo nǐ nǐ shì shì chàng chàng zhè shǒu gē |
[02:28.104] | diǎn jiě diǎn jiě wǒ yào qù yào xiàng nǐ jiǎng qīng chǔ |
[02:31.707] | diǎn jiě de diǎn gù |
[02:48.784] | yī wén jī sān jīn guī biān gè guì |
[02:51.351] | cóng lái zì xì qiān dé qiān guī gēn guǐ biān qù jì |
[02:54.970] | hú yán luàn yǔ jiǎng zú yī shì lái wěi qū gè wèi |
[03:02.984] | xiǎng kāi kǒu dōu děng děng dōu jì jì |
[03:05.754] | wèi hé zuò dào hán yàng yàng bī xǐ dǐ biān gè zhì |
[03:09.359] | dào wǒ qù kǎo nǐ nǐ shì shì chàng chàng zhè shǒu gē |
[03:12.888] | hán yàng hán yàng nǐ huì nǐ huì nǐ huì hǎo qīng chǔ |
[03:16.504] | diǎn jiě de diǎn gù |