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My maid is cleaning my bathroom, so I can't take a shower |
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When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour |
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I couldn't order off the breakfast menu, cause I slept in till two |
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Then I filled up on bread, didn't leave any room for tiramisu |
| [00:32.50] |
Oh no, there's a pixel out in the corner of my laptop screen |
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I don't have any bills in my wallet small enough for the vending machine |
| [00:42.62] |
Some idiot just called me up on the phone, what!? |
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Don't they know how to text? OMG! |
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I got |
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First world, first world problems |
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(First world problems) |
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First world, first world problems |
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(First world problems) |
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First world, first world problems |
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I bought too many groceries for my refrigerator |
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Forgot my gardener's name, I'll have to ask him later |
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Tried to fast forward commercials, can't - I'm watching live T.V |
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I'm pretty sure the cookies in this airport lounge ain't gluten free |
| [01:28.38] |
My barista didn't even bother |
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to make a design in the foam on the top of my vanilla latte |
| [01:36.90] |
First world, first world problems |
| [01:39.58] |
(First world problems) |
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First world, first world problems |
| [01:44.79] |
(First world problems) |
| [01:47.00] |
First world, first world problems |
| [01:53.01] |
Can't remember which car I drove to the mall |
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My Sonicare won't recharge, now I gotta brush my teeth like a neanderathal |
| [02:20.77] |
The thread count on these cotton sheets has got me itching |
| [02:25.35] |
My house is so big, I can't get WiFi in the kitchen |
| [02:30.78] |
Uh, I had to buy something I didn't even need just |
| [02:35.46] |
so I could qualify for free shipping on Amazon |
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(Laughing) |