First World Problems

Song First World Problems
Artist Weird Al Yankovic
Album Mandatory Fun

Lyrics

[00:11.81] My maid is cleaning my bathroom, so I can't take a shower
[00:16.14] When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour
[00:21.60] I couldn't order off the breakfast menu, cause I slept in till two
[00:26.99] Then I filled up on bread, didn't leave any room for tiramisu
[00:32.50] Oh no, there's a pixel out in the corner of my laptop screen
[00:37.51] I don't have any bills in my wallet small enough for the vending machine
[00:42.62] Some idiot just called me up on the phone, what!?
[00:47.81] Don't they know how to text? OMG!
[00:50.20] I got
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[01:06.46] I bought too many groceries for my refrigerator
[01:12.25] Forgot my gardener's name, I'll have to ask him later
[01:17.78] Tried to fast forward commercials, can't - I'm watching live T.V
[01:22.99] I'm pretty sure the cookies in this airport lounge ain't gluten free
[01:28.38] My barista didn't even bother
[01:30.77] to make a design in the foam on the top of my vanilla latte
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[01:53.01] Can't remember which car I drove to the mall
[01:59.84] My Sonicare won't recharge, now I gotta brush my teeth like a neanderathal
[02:20.77] The thread count on these cotton sheets has got me itching
[02:25.35] My house is so big, I can't get WiFi in the kitchen
[02:30.78] Uh, I had to buy something I didn't even need just
[02:35.46] so I could qualify for free shipping on Amazon
[02:44.49] (Laughing)