| Song | Mission Statement |
| Artist | Weird Al Yankovic |
| Album | Mandatory Fun |
| [Verse 1:] | |
| We must all efficiently | |
| Operationalize our strategies | |
| Invest in world-class technology | |
| And leverage our core competencies | |
| In order to holistically administrate | |
| Exceptional synergy | |
| We'll set a brand trajectory | |
| Using management's philosophy | |
| Advance our market share vis-à-vis | |
| Our proven methodology | |
| With strong commitment to quality | |
| Effectively enhancing corporate synergy | |
| Transitioning our company | |
| By awareness of functionality | |
| Promoting viability | |
| Providing our supply chain with diversity (versity, ooooh) | |
| We will distill our identity | |
| Through client-centric solutions | |
| And synergy (Oooooh oooh oooh) | |
| (Ahhhhhh) | |
| [Bridge:] | |
| At the end of the day (At the end of the day) | |
| We must monetize our assets | |
| The fundamentals of change | |
| Can you visualize a value-added experience? | |
| That will grow the business infrastructure and | |
| Monetize our assets | |
| Monetize our assets | |
| Monetize our assets | |
| [Verse 2:] | |
| Bringing to the table | |
| Our capitalized reputation | |
| Proactively overseeing | |
| Day-to-day operations | |
| Services and deliverables | |
| With cross-platform innovation | |
| Networking, soon will bring, seamless integration | |
| Robust and scalable, bleeding-edge and next-generation | |
| Best of breed | |
| We'll succeed | |
| In achieving globalization | |
| [Outro:] | |
| And gaining traction with our resources in the marketplace | |
| It's mission-critical to stay incentivized | |
| Our business plan will foster flexible solutions for our customer base | |
| If you can't think outside the box | |
| You'll be downsized | |
| It's a paradigm shift! (Hey, Hey! Look out!) | |
| Well, it's a paradigm shift, now! | |
| (Here we go! Here we go! Here we come! Here we come! Ha!) |
| Verse 1: | |
| We must all efficiently | |
| Operationalize our strategies | |
| Invest in worldclass technology | |
| And leverage our core competencies | |
| In order to holistically administrate | |
| Exceptional synergy | |
| We' ll set a brand trajectory | |
| Using management' s philosophy | |
| Advance our market share visà vis | |
| Our proven methodology | |
| With strong commitment to quality | |
| Effectively enhancing corporate synergy | |
| Transitioning our company | |
| By awareness of functionality | |
| Promoting viability | |
| Providing our supply chain with diversity versity, ooooh | |
| We will distill our identity | |
| Through clientcentric solutions | |
| And synergy Oooooh oooh oooh | |
| Ahhhhhh | |
| Bridge: | |
| At the end of the day At the end of the day | |
| We must monetize our assets | |
| The fundamentals of change | |
| Can you visualize a valueadded experience? | |
| That will grow the business infrastructure and | |
| Monetize our assets | |
| Monetize our assets | |
| Monetize our assets | |
| Verse 2: | |
| Bringing to the table | |
| Our capitalized reputation | |
| Proactively overseeing | |
| Daytoday operations | |
| Services and deliverables | |
| With crossplatform innovation | |
| Networking, soon will bring, seamless integration | |
| Robust and scalable, bleedingedge and nextgeneration | |
| Best of breed | |
| We' ll succeed | |
| In achieving globalization | |
| Outro: | |
| And gaining traction with our resources in the marketplace | |
| It' s missioncritical to stay incentivized | |
| Our business plan will foster flexible solutions for our customer base | |
| If you can' t think outside the box | |
| You' ll be downsized | |
| It' s a paradigm shift! Hey, Hey! Look out! | |
| Well, it' s a paradigm shift, now! | |
| Here we go! Here we go! Here we come! Here we come! Ha! |