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[Verse 1] |
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One time I was in the checkout line |
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Behind Steven Seagal |
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Once I'm pretty sure Mr. Jonah Hill |
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Was in the very next bathroom stall |
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My best friend's brother |
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Well, he was an extra in Wayne's World 2 |
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My neighbour's baby sitter |
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Dated three of the guys in Motley Crue |
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I swear Jack Nicholson |
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Looked right at me at a Laker's game |
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[Hook] |
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I got a lame |
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Lame claim to fame |
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[Verse 2] |
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Check it out, I bought a second hand toaster |
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From a guy who says he knows Brad Pitt |
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I got me an email from the prince of Nigeria |
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Well, he sure sounded legit |
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My sister used to take piano lessons |
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From the second cousin of Ralph Nader |
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Last year I threw up in an elevator |
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Next to Christian Slater |
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Well guess what, my birthday and Kim Kardashian's |
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Are exactly the same |
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[Hook x2] |
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[Bridge] |
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Once at a party, my dentist accidentally |
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Sneezed on Russell Crowe |
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I posted first in the comments |
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On a YouTube video |
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I tried to sit by Steve Buscemi |
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But he told me this seat's taken |
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I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy |
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Who know a guy who knows a guy who knows Kevin Bacon |
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[Verse 3] |
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I had a car that used to belong |
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To Cuba Gooding Jr.'s uncle |
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A friend of mine in high school |
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Had jury duty with Art Garfunkel |
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One time I was staying in the same hotel |
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As Zooey Deschanel |
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I used the same napkin dispenser |
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As Steve Carell at a Taco Bell |
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I don't mean to brag but |
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Paul Giamatti's plumber knows me by name |
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[Hook x4] |
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[Outro] |
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Ow, let's get lame boys |
