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moe |
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Warts and All |
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Mexico |
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Day before my birthday me and my cousin Dave |
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Drove his truck down to the border |
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And we hitchhiked the rest of the way |
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Down through Mexico |
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In the beginning we didn't have much luck |
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So we took all our things up upon a bus |
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It cost us three dollars just to get half way |
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Down through Baja California |
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We spent the night in a cheap hotel |
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Fourteen dollars, didn't sleep so well |
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And the morning came with bells on |
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And I took to the road with my cousin |
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Down through Mexico |
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We hitched a ride from an old pickup |
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And climbed in with the chickens in the back of the truck |
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I got to Tijuana by the middle of the day |
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Just in time to celebrate my twenty-first birthday |
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Chorus: |
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Well I'm a million miles away from home |
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And I can't find a telephone |
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My folks don't even know where I am |
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Hell I don't even know where I am |
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Well I'm a million miles away from home |
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And I can't find a telephone |
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My folks don't even know where I am |
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Hell I don't even know where I am |
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We got something to eat and then we took to the bars |
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A bottle of tequila and two fat cigars |
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We painted the town some sort of red |
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At some point a train drove through my head |
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Down in Mexico |
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Well at Five-AM we're still on our feet |
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A cop pulls over to the side of the street |
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He said something to me I couldn't understand |
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And threw me in the wagon, took the bottle from my hand |
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Well I'm still in the wagon at Six-AM |
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And I don't have a clue where I am |
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I don't speak Spanish all that well |
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I'm out of cash, and I'm drunk as hell |
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(Chorus) |
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Day after my birthday |
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Me and my cousin Dave |
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Drove his truck home from the border |
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Through California |
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Home from Mexico |