[ar:U180] | |
[al:无码行空] | |
[ti:四月一号的杭州日报] | |
[tool:歌词滚动姬 (lrc-maker.github.io)] | |
[00:12.266] | 今天是几号 就不告诉你 |
[00:14.579] | 愚人节是几号 ¥#%&*& |
[00:16.855] | 今天是几号 哈哈 |
[00:19.251] | 愚人节是几号 4月1号 |
[00:21.564] | 这报纸报纸报纸报纸 都是玩笑 |
[00:24.126] | 鸡翅中鸡大腿 都是人造 |
[00:26.555] | 这报纸报纸报纸报纸 只要五毛 |
[00:28.934] | 封面人大代表我没有投票 |
[00:31.380] | 我算了算今天有蹊跷的事情发生 |
[00:33.759] | 福尔摩斯带着华生推开雷峰塔的大门 |
[00:36.105] | 只开了一半 采访车都停在了对岸 |
[00:38.500] | 看新闻晕头转向 你是专家还是醉汉 |
[00:40.979] | 我闲不住了走上街了到处闲逛 |
[00:43.443] | 喝喝茶 赏赏花到最后让人忘了现状 |
[00:45.890] | 手机被人偷 才是你的大手笔 |
[00:48.116] | 拥有品质之城的头衔那干嘛还要手机 |
[00:50.680] | 手里报纸翻来翻去找不到娱乐版 |
[00:52.764] | 天桥下地道口六公园找不到流浪汉 |
[00:55.344] | 再流浪也怕会吃到扔掉的假鸡蛋假鸡翅 |
[00:57.940] | 看看我的大腿 居然也是人造的 |
[01:00.320] | 土地变成故居当故居变成古迹 |
[01:02.631] | 仿冒烂尾的粉刷像七年之痒的夫妻 |
[01:05.227] | 小心天上掉下个牌坊 我哼着小曲走路 |
[01:07.590] | 这日期愚人节 听起来有点恐怖 |
[01:14.915] | 今天是几号 4月1号 |
[01:17.110] | 愚人节是几号 4月1号 |
[01:19.639] | 今天是几号 4月1号 |
[01:22.035] | 愚人节是几号 4月1号 |
[01:24.447] | 这报纸报纸报纸报纸 都是玩笑 |
[01:26.843] | 鸡翅中鸡大腿 都是人造 |
[01:29.289] | 这报纸报纸报纸报纸 只要五毛 |
[01:31.734] | 封面人大代表我没有投票 |
[01:34.197] | 我顺手拿起手边的那份杭州日报 |
[01:36.424] | 乍看笔调 和布局还是那么老套 |
[01:38.870] | 又粗又黑的头条 和男性女性的广告 |
[01:41.317] | 首版的那个人大代表我应该没有投票 |
[01:43.779] | 我越 看就越 感到其实非常欢乐 |
[01:46.192] | 低俗的新闻 生活的玩笑 任你猜测 |
[01:48.403] | 人间天堂已经成为全国第二火炉 |
[01:50.933] | 您可 来西湖看海 看科 幻片得中央一套 |
[01:53.714] | 钱江三桥坍塌因为霸天虎 thats true |
[01:55.875] | 想保护 地球去蓝翔学技术 |
[01:58.002] | 我的世界亦真亦假一虚一实好似武林奥义 |
[02:00.682] | 到底 谁能到顶 那愚人峰登峰 造极 |
[02:03.144] | 这些谜题除了走进科学 谁也无法解决 |
[02:05.725] | 真相只有一个 我 可以放弃一切 |
[02:08.154] | 咬牙切 齿 现实就是卑鄙无耻 |
[02:10.567] | 我笑不露 齿 那日报的日期 4月1号 |
[02:13.129] | Bridge:Dj LJ |
[02:24.814] | 今天是几号 4月1号 |
[02:27.177] | 愚人节是几号 4月1号 |
[02:29.623] | 今天是几号 4月1号 |
[02:32.051] | 愚人节是几号 4月1号 |
[02:34.447] | 这报纸报纸报纸报纸 都是玩笑 |
[02:36.826] | 鸡翅中鸡大腿 都是人造 |
[02:39.358] | 这报纸报纸报纸报纸 只要五毛 |
[02:41.585] | 封面人大代表我没有投票 |
[02:44.081] | 今天是几号 4月1号 |
[02:46.426] | 愚人节是几号 4月1号 |
[02:48.839] | 今天是几号 4月1号 |
[02:51.425] | 愚人节是几号 4月1号 |
[02:53.637] | 这报纸报纸报纸报纸 都是玩笑 |
[02:56.186] | 鸡翅中鸡大腿 都是人造 |
[02:58.512] | 这报纸报纸报纸报纸 只要五毛 |
[03:00.941] | 封面人大代表我没有投票 |
ar: U180 | |
al: wu ma xing kong | |
ti: si yue yi hao de hang zhou ri bao | |
tool: ge ci gun dong ji lrcmaker. github. io | |
[00:12.266] | jin tian shi ji hao jiu bu gao su ni |
[00:14.579] | yu ren jie shi ji hao |
[00:16.855] | jin tian shi ji hao ha ha |
[00:19.251] | yu ren jie shi ji hao 4 yue 1 hao |
[00:21.564] | zhe bao zhi bao zhi bao zhi bao zhi dou shi wan xiao |
[00:24.126] | ji chi zhong ji da tui dou shi ren zao |
[00:26.555] | zhe bao zhi bao zhi bao zhi bao zhi zhi yao wu mao |
[00:28.934] | feng mian ren da dai biao wo mei you tou piao |
[00:31.380] | wo suan le suan jin tian you qi qiao de shi qing fa sheng |
[00:33.759] | fu er mo si dai zhe hua sheng tui kai lei feng ta de da men |
[00:36.105] | zhi kai le yi ban cai fang che dou ting zai le dui an |
[00:38.500] | kan xin wen yun tou zhuan xiang ni shi zhuan jia hai shi zui han |
[00:40.979] | wo xian bu zhu le zou shang jie le dao chu xian guang |
[00:43.443] | he he cha shang shang hua dao zui hou rang ren wang le xian zhuang |
[00:45.890] | shou ji bei ren tou cai shi ni de da shou bi |
[00:48.116] | yong you pin zhi zhi cheng de tou xian na gan ma hai yao shou ji |
[00:50.680] | shou li bao zhi fan lai fan qu zhao bu dao yu le ban |
[00:52.764] | tian qiao xia di dao kou liu gong yuan zhao bu dao liu lang han |
[00:55.344] | zai liu lang ye pa hui chi dao reng diao de jia ji dan jia ji chi |
[00:57.940] | kan kan wo de da tui ju ran ye shi ren zao de |
[01:00.320] | tu di bian cheng gu ju dang gu ju bian cheng gu ji |
[01:02.631] | fang mao lan wei de fen shua xiang qi nian zhi yang de fu qi |
[01:05.227] | xiao xin tian shang diao xia ge pai fang wo heng zhe xiao qu zou lu |
[01:07.590] | zhe ri qi yu ren jie ting qi lai you dian kong bu |
[01:14.915] | jin tian shi ji hao 4 yue 1 hao |
[01:17.110] | yu ren jie shi ji hao 4 yue 1 hao |
[01:19.639] | jin tian shi ji hao 4 yue 1 hao |
[01:22.035] | yu ren jie shi ji hao 4 yue 1 hao |
[01:24.447] | zhe bao zhi bao zhi bao zhi bao zhi dou shi wan xiao |
[01:26.843] | ji chi zhong ji da tui dou shi ren zao |
[01:29.289] | zhe bao zhi bao zhi bao zhi bao zhi zhi yao wu mao |
[01:31.734] | feng mian ren da dai biao wo mei you tou piao |
[01:34.197] | wo shun shou na qi shou bian de na fen hang zhou ri bao |
[01:36.424] | zha kan bi diao he bu ju hai shi na me lao tao |
[01:38.870] | you cu you hei de tou tiao he nan xing nv xing de guang gao |
[01:41.317] | shou ban de na ge ren da dai biao wo ying gai mei you tou piao |
[01:43.779] | wo yue kan jiu yue gan dao qi shi fei chang huan le |
[01:46.192] | di su de xin wen sheng huo de wan xiao ren ni cai ce |
[01:48.403] | ren jian tian tang yi jing cheng wei quan guo di er huo lu |
[01:50.933] | nin ke lai xi hu kan hai kan ke huan pian de zhong yang yi tao |
[01:53.714] | qian jiang san qiao tan ta yin wei ba tian hu thats true |
[01:55.875] | xiang bao hu di qiu qu lan xiang xue ji shu |
[01:58.002] | wo de shi jie yi zhen yi jia yi xu yi shi hao si wu lin ao yi |
[02:00.682] | dao di shui neng dao ding na yu ren feng deng feng zao ji |
[02:03.144] | zhei xie mi ti chu le zou jin ke xue shui ye wu fa jie jue |
[02:05.725] | zhen xiang zhi you yi ge wo ke yi fang qi yi qie |
[02:08.154] | yao ya qie chi xian shi jiu shi bei bi wu chi |
[02:10.567] | wo xiao bu lu chi na ri bao de ri qi 4 yue 1 hao |
[02:13.129] | Bridge: Dj LJ |
[02:24.814] | jin tian shi ji hao 4 yue 1 hao |
[02:27.177] | yu ren jie shi ji hao 4 yue 1 hao |
[02:29.623] | jin tian shi ji hao 4 yue 1 hao |
[02:32.051] | yu ren jie shi ji hao 4 yue 1 hao |
[02:34.447] | zhe bao zhi bao zhi bao zhi bao zhi dou shi wan xiao |
[02:36.826] | ji chi zhong ji da tui dou shi ren zao |
[02:39.358] | zhe bao zhi bao zhi bao zhi bao zhi zhi yao wu mao |
[02:41.585] | feng mian ren da dai biao wo mei you tou piao |
[02:44.081] | jin tian shi ji hao 4 yue 1 hao |
[02:46.426] | yu ren jie shi ji hao 4 yue 1 hao |
[02:48.839] | jin tian shi ji hao 4 yue 1 hao |
[02:51.425] | yu ren jie shi ji hao 4 yue 1 hao |
[02:53.637] | zhe bao zhi bao zhi bao zhi bao zhi dou shi wan xiao |
[02:56.186] | ji chi zhong ji da tui dou shi ren zao |
[02:58.512] | zhe bao zhi bao zhi bao zhi bao zhi zhi yao wu mao |
[03:00.941] | feng mian ren da dai biao wo mei you tou piao |
ar: U180 | |
al: wú mǎ xíng kōng | |
ti: sì yuè yī hào de háng zhōu rì bào | |
tool: gē cí gǔn dòng jī lrcmaker. github. io | |
[00:12.266] | jīn tiān shì jǐ hào jiù bù gào sù nǐ |
[00:14.579] | yú rén jié shì jǐ hào |
[00:16.855] | jīn tiān shì jǐ hào hā hā |
[00:19.251] | yú rén jié shì jǐ hào 4 yuè 1 hào |
[00:21.564] | zhè bào zhǐ bào zhǐ bào zhǐ bào zhǐ dōu shì wán xiào |
[00:24.126] | jī chì zhōng jī dà tuǐ dōu shì rén zào |
[00:26.555] | zhè bào zhǐ bào zhǐ bào zhǐ bào zhǐ zhǐ yào wǔ máo |
[00:28.934] | fēng miàn rén dà dài biǎo wǒ méi yǒu tóu piào |
[00:31.380] | wǒ suàn le suàn jīn tiān yǒu qī qiāo de shì qíng fā shēng |
[00:33.759] | fú ěr mó sī dài zhe huá shēng tuī kāi léi fēng tǎ de dà mén |
[00:36.105] | zhǐ kāi le yī bàn cǎi fǎng chē dōu tíng zài le duì àn |
[00:38.500] | kàn xīn wén yūn tóu zhuàn xiàng nǐ shì zhuān jiā hái shì zuì hàn |
[00:40.979] | wǒ xián bú zhù le zǒu shàng jiē le dào chù xián guàng |
[00:43.443] | hē hē chá shǎng shǎng huā dào zuì hòu ràng rén wàng le xiàn zhuàng |
[00:45.890] | shǒu jī bèi rén tōu cái shì nǐ de dà shǒu bǐ |
[00:48.116] | yōng yǒu pǐn zhì zhī chéng de tóu xián nà gàn ma hái yào shǒu jī |
[00:50.680] | shǒu lǐ bào zhǐ fān lái fān qù zhǎo bu dào yú lè bǎn |
[00:52.764] | tiān qiáo xià dì dào kǒu liù gōng yuán zhǎo bu dào liú làng hàn |
[00:55.344] | zài liú làng yě pà huì chī dào rēng diào de jiǎ jī dàn jiǎ jī chì |
[00:57.940] | kàn kàn wǒ de dà tuǐ jū rán yě shì rén zào de |
[01:00.320] | tǔ dì biàn chéng gù jū dāng gù jū biàn chéng gǔ jī |
[01:02.631] | fǎng mào làn wěi de fěn shuā xiàng qī nián zhī yǎng de fū qī |
[01:05.227] | xiǎo xīn tiān shàng diào xià gè pái fāng wǒ hēng zhe xiǎo qǔ zǒu lù |
[01:07.590] | zhè rì qī yú rén jié tīng qǐ lái yǒu diǎn kǒng bù |
[01:14.915] | jīn tiān shì jǐ hào 4 yuè 1 hào |
[01:17.110] | yú rén jié shì jǐ hào 4 yuè 1 hào |
[01:19.639] | jīn tiān shì jǐ hào 4 yuè 1 hào |
[01:22.035] | yú rén jié shì jǐ hào 4 yuè 1 hào |
[01:24.447] | zhè bào zhǐ bào zhǐ bào zhǐ bào zhǐ dōu shì wán xiào |
[01:26.843] | jī chì zhōng jī dà tuǐ dōu shì rén zào |
[01:29.289] | zhè bào zhǐ bào zhǐ bào zhǐ bào zhǐ zhǐ yào wǔ máo |
[01:31.734] | fēng miàn rén dà dài biǎo wǒ méi yǒu tóu piào |
[01:34.197] | wǒ shùn shǒu ná qǐ shǒu biān de nà fèn háng zhōu rì bào |
[01:36.424] | zhà kàn bǐ diào hé bù jú hái shì nà me lǎo tào |
[01:38.870] | yòu cū yòu hēi de tóu tiáo hé nán xìng nǚ xìng de guǎng gào |
[01:41.317] | shǒu bǎn de nà gè rén dà dài biǎo wǒ yīng gāi méi yǒu tóu piào |
[01:43.779] | wǒ yuè kàn jiù yuè gǎn dào qí shí fēi cháng huān lè |
[01:46.192] | dī sú de xīn wén shēng huó de wán xiào rèn nǐ cāi cè |
[01:48.403] | rén jiān tiān táng yǐ jīng chéng wéi quán guó dì èr huǒ lú |
[01:50.933] | nín kě lái xī hú kàn hǎi kàn kē huàn piàn dé zhòng yāng yī tào |
[01:53.714] | qián jiāng sān qiáo tān tā yīn wèi bà tiān hǔ thats true |
[01:55.875] | xiǎng bǎo hù dì qiú qù lán xiáng xué jì shù |
[01:58.002] | wǒ de shì jiè yì zhēn yì jiǎ yī xū yī shí hǎo sì wǔ lín ào yì |
[02:00.682] | dào dǐ shuí néng dào dǐng nà yú rén fēng dēng fēng zào jí |
[02:03.144] | zhèi xiē mí tí chú le zǒu jìn kē xué shuí yě wú fǎ jiě jué |
[02:05.725] | zhēn xiàng zhǐ yǒu yí gè wǒ kě yǐ fàng qì yī qiè |
[02:08.154] | yǎo yá qiè chǐ xiàn shí jiù shì bēi bǐ wú chǐ |
[02:10.567] | wǒ xiào bù lù chǐ nà rì bào de rì qī 4 yuè 1 hào |
[02:13.129] | Bridge: Dj LJ |
[02:24.814] | jīn tiān shì jǐ hào 4 yuè 1 hào |
[02:27.177] | yú rén jié shì jǐ hào 4 yuè 1 hào |
[02:29.623] | jīn tiān shì jǐ hào 4 yuè 1 hào |
[02:32.051] | yú rén jié shì jǐ hào 4 yuè 1 hào |
[02:34.447] | zhè bào zhǐ bào zhǐ bào zhǐ bào zhǐ dōu shì wán xiào |
[02:36.826] | jī chì zhōng jī dà tuǐ dōu shì rén zào |
[02:39.358] | zhè bào zhǐ bào zhǐ bào zhǐ bào zhǐ zhǐ yào wǔ máo |
[02:41.585] | fēng miàn rén dà dài biǎo wǒ méi yǒu tóu piào |
[02:44.081] | jīn tiān shì jǐ hào 4 yuè 1 hào |
[02:46.426] | yú rén jié shì jǐ hào 4 yuè 1 hào |
[02:48.839] | jīn tiān shì jǐ hào 4 yuè 1 hào |
[02:51.425] | yú rén jié shì jǐ hào 4 yuè 1 hào |
[02:53.637] | zhè bào zhǐ bào zhǐ bào zhǐ bào zhǐ dōu shì wán xiào |
[02:56.186] | jī chì zhōng jī dà tuǐ dōu shì rén zào |
[02:58.512] | zhè bào zhǐ bào zhǐ bào zhǐ bào zhǐ zhǐ yào wǔ máo |
[03:00.941] | fēng miàn rén dà dài biǎo wǒ méi yǒu tóu piào |