| [00:02.500] | 姜、亲爱的观众朋友们，相声演员小戴和姜昆在这给您拜年了。 |
| [00:06.46] | 姜，在虎年即将到来之际啊，我想给大家宣布一个好消息，不知大家要不要听。 |
| [00:17.56] | 众，要 |
| [00:17.158] | 戴，哎，姜昆 |
| [00:19.869] | 姜，你先别姜昆，我这个好消息一说出来，大家准得给我鼓掌，支持我。 |
| [00:24.885] | 戴，哎，姜昆 |
| [00:27.369] | 姜；你别老姜昆姜昆，你会说点别的吗？ |
| [00:29.228] | 戴，你不说有好消息吗？说出来我也听听啊。 |
| [00:33.341] | 姜，想听， |
| [00:35.373] | 戴，想听啊。 |
| [00:36.41] | 姜，我这好消息就是，到了虎年了，我打算换人了，不跟戴志诚一块说相声了，不知道大伙同意不同意啊。 |
| [00:43.877] | 戴，这还真有响应的，姜昆，你先等会吧。 |
| [00:51.69] | 姜，我都等二十年了。 |
| [00:51.865] | 戴，怎么了 |
| [00:53.545] | 姜，怎么了，当初，我跟李文华老师，跟唐杰忠老师一起合作，说了多少好相声，这老艺术家，你看，大家伙儿说，李文华老师脸上的这个皱纹可爱不可爱 |
| [01:05.233] | 众，可爱 |
| [01:07.682] | 姜，你看他长得，说你老吧，也不老，说你小吧，也不小，一点特点也没有，谁也记不住，盼着长点皱纹出来，二十年了，这脸平的跟煎饼似的， |
| [01:17.202] | 戴，他就这样啊 |
| [01:20.941] | 姜，盼着他啊，胖一点，吃什么都不带长肉的，就站在我边上他那儿都不去，二十年哪，算卦的说，他身体特好，无疾而终，你这不耗死我吗 |
| [01:31.865] | 戴，我招你了？你让咱们亲爱的观众评价一下，咱们俩人从“姜球球”到《踩脚》从《回眸望九》，去年说的《我有点晕》，咱俩人合作了五十多段相声了，哪段我对不起你啊 |
| [01:50.548] | 姜，哪段超过那照相了，哪段超过那掉老虎洞了，哪段让人记住了，就记住你在旁边，姜昆，姜昆，你还会叫点别的吗？ |
| [02:01.452] | 戴，你废话，我叫你马季你敢答应吗？ |
| [02:06.47] | 姜，你最起码，你叫我什么姜老师一类的， |
| [02:10.219] | 戴，好，今天呢，我就叫你姜老师，我还别说你喜新厌旧，话不说到这儿了吗，有合适的搭档，你可以换，谁拦着你了？你找去啊 |
| [02:23.263] | 姜，还用我找，全国的观众都关心我，全都同意我换人， |
| [02:28.403] | 戴，谁啊 |
| [02:29.775] | 姜，谁？单田芳老师知道吗？ |
| [02:31.405] | 戴，评书艺术家啊 |
| [02:32.556] | 姜，评书里专评过这段事 |
| [02:33.946] | 戴，单老的评书， |
| [02:35.515] | 姜，单老在哪儿讲，话说姜昆，跟个戴志诚说相声，一说就是二十年，戴志诚戴志诚，老这么带着，究竟是成还是不成？ |
| [02:47.179] | 戴，哪段书里有这词啊 |
| [02:50.738] | 姜，姜昆你是属老虎的，戴志诚也是属老虎的，俗话说，一山难容二虎，二虎相争必有一伤，两只老虎相容只有一种可能， |
| [03:03.676] | 戴，哪种啊 |
| [03:04.557] | 姜，一公一母 |
| [03:05.638] | 戴，呵，明白了，说你这旁边啊，就缺一母老虎 |
| [03:09.194] | 姜，韩乔生知道吗， |
| [03:14.260] | 戴，那是体育播音员，外号韩大嘴 |
| [03:15.746] | 姜，都说他说话不招边 |
| [03:17.210] | 戴，没错 |
| [03:18.964] | 姜，人家劝我换你，句句在理 |
| [03:20.970] | 戴，这韩乔生怎么说， |
| [03:22.582] | 姜，叫起我来，这称呼非常准确 |
| [03:24.322] | 戴，怎么叫的 |
| [03:25.160] | 姜，姜哥老弟： |
| [03:25.862] | 戴，这头一句就不准确 |
| [03:28.110] | 姜，你现在是什么岁数了，你已经是年逾花甲了，你一定要考虑你过半百的时候怎么办？ |
| [03:35.696] | 戴，这位不识数啊 |
| [03:39.762] | 姜，你现在是什么形势，你是前有追兵，后有堵截，你如何面对这无人的场面？ |
| [03:43.177] | 戴，那么到底有人没人呢？ |
| [03:46.933] | 姜，我劝你，趁小戴不在你身边的时候，以迅雷不及掩耳盗铃儿响叮当之势，明修栈道、暗渡陈仓，智取三关，早睡早起，和小戴隔河相望，不能忍受胯下之辱，坚决给他胯下一枪。 |
| [04:02.449] | 戴，没有一句挨边的啊，也真够难为你的 |
| [04:09.289] | 姜，袁隆平教授知道吗？ |
| [04:12.769] | 戴，哎呦，那是院士，水稻专家 |
| [04:14.465] | 姜，人家都同意我换你 |
| [04:16.325] | 戴，袁教授啊 |
| [04:18.417] | 姜，给我推荐新人 |
| [04:20.199] | 戴，呵 |
| [04:20.680] | 姜，袁教授说了，我不懂艺术，但是我知道，优胜劣汰，物竞天择 |
| [04:24.95] | 戴，研究这个 |
| [04:25.497] | 姜，我给你推荐一位，当你在春节晚会演出的时候，你听到外边钟声响起来了，有一位新人将奇迹般的出现在你们的面前，相信会给全国的电视观众和相声界带来一个惊喜， |
| [04:38.198] | 戴，这不今天就要面试来了 |
| [04:41.680] | 姜，还用面试，人家教授介绍的，高科技含量，时间快到了，你就抓紧时间你撤一下 |
| [04:49.328] | 戴，我干嘛啊 |
| [04:51.438] | 姜，你别跟人家面对面的不好 |
| [04:52.952] | 戴，姜老师，你别考虑我的情绪，这么着，我也见见这位新人，我也见见高科技含量的 |
| [04:59.808] | 姜，你不用，你先走哎，响了，你走，我找人 |
| [05:04.916] | 姜，唉你你你是袁教授介绍的？ |
| [05:10.688] | 赵，恩 |
| [05:17.244] | 姜，小戴，你先别走呢咱俩那事再商量商量啊 |
| [05:20.472] | 戴，我根本就没走什么事啊姜老师？ |
| [05:24.903] | 姜，别叫姜老师，就叫姜昆，挺亲切的 |
| [05:27.119] | 戴，哦 |
| [05:29.157] | 姜，他是不是走错地儿了 |
| [05:30.645] | 戴，没有，新人 |
| [05:32.144] | 姜，新人？我看着他有点吓人 |
| [05:35.309] | 戴，你至于这么胆小吗？ |
| [05:39.187] | 姜，他是干什么的？ |
| [05:41.105] | 戴，这不袁教授给你介绍的 |
| [05:44.431] | 姜，你怎么看出来了 |
| [05:46.179] | 戴，跟水稻沾边，水货啊 |
| [05:48.147] | 姜，你怎么说人家的呢，刚一见面就说人家水货，你这。。。他还真像水货，他为什么长这样啊 |
| [05:53.807] | 戴，长这样怎么啦，这你就脱离时代了，现在h1n1病毒都能变异，人长这样不稀奇，这说明当今世界动物的种类在一天天减少，而人的种类在一天天增加你这位朋友，就是最好的证明啊您说，对吗？ |
| [06:21.38] | 赵，嘿嘿 |
| [06:23.790] | 姜，哎呦，他怎么还乐啊，没心没肺，你让他下边说 |
| [06:29.143] | 戴，别下边说，就在台上说，这位朋友，能给我们大伙儿介绍介绍，你怎么，这么一种艺术造型啊 |
| [06:36.198] | 赵，你看我的眼睛，像不像孙红雷？我的嘴像不像姚晨。 |
| [06:51.622] | 姜戴，你是谁啊 |
| [06:53.334] | 赵，我是翠萍和于泽成的儿子 |
| [06:55.790] | 姜戴，哎呦潜伏> |
| [06:58.906] | 戴，别说，就你这小眼睛，还真像你爸爸 |
| [07:08.13] | 姜，你爸爸那儿还潜伏着，你怎么这么快就暴露了 |
| [07:09.953] | 戴，什么叫暴露啊，这不是袁教授给你介绍的 |
| [07:13.952] | 姜，袁教授人家研究水稻的，说相声得要咱们这样的，你看他这成色 |
| [07:20.275] | 戴，听明白了吗，他说你这成色不行，能同意他这说法么 |
| [07:27.88] | 赵，我用我爸爸同事的一句话，来回答你 |
| [07:32.317] | 姜，你爸爸同事？ |
| [07:33.549] | 赵，这儿有两根金条，你能告诉我，哪根是高尚的，哪根是龌龊的？ |
| [07:41.141] | 姜，哎哟，叫什么来着？这人 |
| [07:44.237] | 戴，谢若林 |
| [07:48.25] | 姜，谢若林 |
| [07:48.889] | 戴，没错，倒卖情报那个 |
| [07:50.155] | 姜，对对对 |
| [07:51.133] | 戴，可这位朋友，你要来了我就得离开 |
| [07:52.456] | 赵，我用我爸爸同事的一句话，来回答你，有一种胜利，叫撤退。有一种失败，叫占领。 |
| [08:02.796] | 戴，可我这位置你能占领的了吗？ |
| [08:05.404] | 赵，我用我爸爸同事的一句话，来回答你，如果你一枪打不死我，我又活过来了，咱俩还做生意，只要价格公道。 |
| [08:18.852] | 姜，我跟他合作不了，我老得背电视剧的台词，你说，合作还得是咱们两个，你想想，咱们说了五十多段相声 |
| [08:30.328] | 戴，哪段超过你那照相了？哪段超过那掉老虎洞了， |
| [08:36.892] | 姜，不能那么说，现在写实的，哪段超过唐诗了，写词的，哪段超过宋词了，对不对，一个时代一个时代的标准，新的时代，他怎么这么旧啊，他这个人 |
| [08:49.459] | 赵，我用我爸爸同事的一句话， |
| [08:51.763] | 姜，你爸爸哪儿那么多同事啊 |
| [08:53.19] | 戴，你说嫌他旧，我看他说话还很有特点，问一句，你叫什么名字 |
| [08:58.402] | 赵，余获获 |
| [09:00.422] | 姜戴，祸祸 |
| [09:03.36] | 戴，你打算祸祸谁啊 |
| [09:05.226] | 赵，收获的获 |
| [09:06.762] | 戴，他是姓余的余，收获的获，余获 |
| [09:08.922] | 姜，余货，那批剩下的？还是水货怎么的 |
| [09:12.506] | 戴，这你不懂，这是今年特别流行的一种语言风格，这位朋友，听你说话，看来你对生活，一定是有不少的感受吧。 |
| [09:26.202] | 赵，我也曾有过爱情， |
| [09:27.774] | 戴，你瞧怎么样，说说那你的爱情 |
| [09:32.483] | 赵，当我爱上人家的时候，人家结婚了；当我想结婚的时候，人家追求单身了；当股市傻子都有挣钱的时候，我没敢去，当我壮着胆子进去了，一下子就套成傻子了。 |
| [09:50.422] | 戴，嗨，全没赶上 |
| [09:53.573] | 赵，海阔凭鱼跃，破鼓任人捶，他们都说我是天使 |
| [10:00.153] | 戴，天使 |
| [10:01.382] | 姜，从天上来的 |
| [10:04.473] | 戴，对 |
| [10:06.199] | 姜，就长这模样？ |
| [10:07.621] | 戴，你别老看着儿啊，天使跟天使不一样 |
| [10:09.281] | 姜，怎么 |
| [10:11.985] | 戴，别的天使是脚先下来的， |
| [10:13.961] | 姜，他呢 |
| [10:14.556] | 戴，脸先着地的 |
| [10:15.547] | 赵，这不一样吗？ |
| [10:17.29] | 姜，那你要跟我合作，你有什么本事啊 |
| [10:20.769] | 赵，我有才能，我的才能就像怀孕， |
| [10:25.409] | 姜戴，怀孕？ |
| [10:26.73] | 赵，时间越久，越觉得肚子里有东西。 |
| [10:30.329] | 姜，这是什么比喻啊，我们俩合作了二十年了 |
| [10:32.165] | 赵，我劝您，千万不要在一棵树上吊死， |
| [10:40.80] | 姜，这句话我愿意听 |
| [10:41.272] | 赵，在旁边的几棵树上多试几次… |
| [10:44.224] | 姜，损不损那你 |
| [10:46.09] | 戴，这主意不错 |
| [10:47.737] | 姜，什么不错，你说咱们俩人合作效果能好吗 |
| [10:49.868] | 赵，绝配，你经典，我时尚；尺有短，寸有长，你是互联网，我是防火墙，你喜羊羊，我灰太狼。你没地住蜗居，我送你套经济适用房，你去趟索马里，我中国海军来护航，你关注哥本哈根，我就带头减少尾气排放， |
| [11:08.872] | 姜，唉嘘嘘嘘这什么动作啊这是，将来咱们得上电视台 |
| [11:13.852] | 赵，我能给电视台提点意见吗 |
| [11:17.352] | 戴，可以啊，你给电视台提什么意见 |
| [11:20.688] | 赵，强烈抗议，广告时间插播电视剧 |
| [11:25.542] | 戴，这个意见提的还非常敏锐 |
| [11:29.215] | 姜，什么敏锐，说点正经的 |
| [11:36.119] | 赵，说正经的怕不给这么长时间 |
| [11:39.75] | 戴，给啊，但今天你说什么啊 |
| [11:40.260] | 赵，说相声，两个人合作就好比是过日子，我看不起喜新厌旧，但是也不同意从一而终；出了问题不要忙，一定要在别人身上找原因，上不去不用慌，也许天堂就在下方，时代在发展，人们在换思想，但是不变的是传统，经常换的是时装，2009过的美，因为老百姓知道，阅兵的队伍谁走的最齐，现代化的武器，哪件最具时代的锋芒，铁路提速频率哪国最快，外汇储备多，谁的底气最壮，世界会议在哪儿开的最安全，哪个国家的农民优惠到拿着补贴在种粮，答案就是两个字…那就是… |
| [12:20.422] | 姜戴赵，中国 |
| [12:21.890] | 姜，说到点上了 |
| [12:26.214] | 赵，一句话，老百姓最愿意踏踏实实得过日子，中国人不折腾不闹腾，我们中华民族昂首阔步，走进了2010年 |
| [12:33.670] | 姜戴，好 |
| [12:36.462] | 戴，余获获，说的靠谱 |
| [12:38.138] | 姜，小戴，我有个新主意，我不换人啦你们两个人我都用，说老相声我跟你，你有基础，说新相声我跟他，他有锋芒 |
| [12:48.141] | 戴，哦你的意思我明白了，你说我有老的基础 |
| [12:51.838] | 姜，对 |
| [12:53.16] | 戴，说他有时代特点 |
| [12:53.318] | 姜，不错 |
| [12:54.496] | 戴，那我们俩合作多好啊，干嘛非经你这道手啊，说干就干，马上排练 |
| [13:04.494] | 赵，好 |
| [13:05.701] | 戴，明年春晚，大家看我们两人的合作演出 |
| [13:06.938] | 戴赵，姜老师，再见 |
| [13:09.702] | 姜，把我给换了 |
| [00:02.500] | jiang qin ai de guan zhong peng you men, xiang sheng yan yuan xiao dai he jiang kun zai zhe gei nin bai nian le. |
| [00:06.46] | jiang, zai hu nian ji jiang dao lai zhi ji a, wo xiang gei da jia xuan bu yi ge hao xiao xi, bu zhi da jia yao bu yao ting. |
| [00:17.56] | zhong, yao |
| [00:17.158] | dai, ai, jiang kun |
| [00:19.869] | jiang, ni xian bie jiang kun, wo zhe ge hao xiao xi yi shuo chu lai, da jia zhun de gei wo gu zhang, zhi chi wo. |
| [00:24.885] | dai, ai, jiang kun |
| [00:27.369] | jiang ni bie lao jiang kun jiang kun, ni hui shuo dian bie de ma? |
| [00:29.228] | dai, ni bu shuo you hao xiao xi ma? shuo chu lai wo ye ting ting a. |
| [00:33.341] | jiang, xiang ting, |
| [00:35.373] | dai, xiang ting a. |
| [00:36.41] | jiang, wo zhe hao xiao xi jiu shi, dao le hu nian le, wo da suan huan ren le, bu gen dai zhi cheng yi kuai shuo xiang sheng le, bu zhi dao da huo tong yi bu tong yi a. |
| [00:43.877] | dai, zhe hai zhen you xiang ying de, jiang kun, ni xian deng hui ba. |
| [00:51.69] | jiang, wo dou deng er shi nian le. |
| [00:51.865] | dai, zen me le |
| [00:53.545] | jiang, zen me le, dang chu, wo gen li wen hua lao shi, gen tang jie zhong lao shi yi qi he zuo, shuo le duo shao hao xiang sheng, zhe lao yi shu jia, ni kan, da jia huo er shuo, li wen hua lao shi lian shang de zhe ge zhou wen ke ai bu ke ai |
| [01:05.233] | zhong, ke ai |
| [01:07.682] | jiang, ni kan ta zhang de, shuo ni lao ba, ye bu lao, shuo ni xiao ba, ye bu xiao, yi dian te dian ye mei you, shui ye ji bu zhu, pan zhe zhang dian zhou wen chu lai, er shi nian le, zhe lian ping de gen jian bing shi de, |
| [01:17.202] | dai, ta jiu zhe yang a |
| [01:20.941] | jiang, pan zhe ta a, pang yi dian, chi shen me dou bu dai zhang rou de, jiu zhan zai wo bian shang ta na er dou bu qu, er shi nian na, suan gua de shuo, ta shen ti te hao, wu ji er zhong, ni zhe bu hao si wo ma |
| [01:31.865] | dai, wo zhao ni le? ni rang zan men qin ai de guan zhong ping jia yi xia, zan men lia ren cong" jiang qiu qiu" dao cai jiao cong hui mou wang jiu, qu nian shuo de wo you dian yun, zan lia ren he zuo le wu shi duo duan xiang sheng le, na duan wo dui bu qi ni a |
| [01:50.548] | jiang, na duan chao guo na zhao xiang le, na duan chao guo na diao lao hu dong le, na duan rang ren ji zhu le, jiu ji zhu ni zai pang bian, jiang kun, jiang kun, ni hai hui jiao dian bie de ma? |
| [02:01.452] | dai, ni fei hua, wo jiao ni ma ji ni gan da ying ma? |
| [02:06.47] | jiang, ni zui qi ma, ni jiao wo shen me jiang lao shi yi lei de, |
| [02:10.219] | dai, hao, jin tian ne, wo jiu jiao ni jiang lao shi, wo hai bie shuo ni xi xin yan jiu, hua bu shuo dao zhe er le ma, you he shi de da dang, ni ke yi huan, shui lan zhe ni le? ni zhao qu a |
| [02:23.263] | jiang, hai yong wo zhao, quan guo de guan zhong dou guan xin wo, quan dou tong yi wo huan ren, |
| [02:28.403] | dai, shui a |
| [02:29.775] | jiang, shui? dan tian fang lao shi zhi dao ma? |
| [02:31.405] | dai, ping shu yi shu jia a |
| [02:32.556] | jiang, ping shu li zhuan ping guo zhe duan shi |
| [02:33.946] | dai, dan lao de ping shu, |
| [02:35.515] | jiang, dan lao zai na er jiang, hua shuo jiang kun, gen ge dai zhi cheng shuo xiang sheng, yi shuo jiu shi er shi nian, dai zhi cheng dai zhi cheng, lao zhe me dai zhe, jiu jing shi cheng hai shi bu cheng? |
| [02:47.179] | dai, na duan shu li you zhe ci a |
| [02:50.738] | jiang, jiang kun ni shi shu lao hu de, dai zhi cheng ye shi shu lao hu de, su hua shuo, yi shan nan rong er hu, er hu xiang zheng bi you yi shang, liang zhi lao hu xiang rong zhi you yi zhong ke neng, |
| [03:03.676] | dai, na zhong a |
| [03:04.557] | jiang, yi gong yi mu |
| [03:05.638] | dai, a, ming bai le, shuo ni zhe pang bian a, jiu que yi mu lao hu |
| [03:09.194] | jiang, han qiao sheng zhi dao ma, |
| [03:14.260] | dai, na shi ti yu bo yin yuan, wai hao han da zui |
| [03:15.746] | jiang, dou shuo ta shuo hua bu zhao bian |
| [03:17.210] | dai, mei cuo |
| [03:18.964] | jiang, ren jia quan wo huan ni, ju ju zai li |
| [03:20.970] | dai, zhe han qiao sheng zen me shuo, |
| [03:22.582] | jiang, jiao qi wo lai, zhe cheng hu fei chang zhun que |
| [03:24.322] | dai, zen me jiao de |
| [03:25.160] | jiang, jiang ge lao di: |
| [03:25.862] | dai, zhe tou yi ju jiu bu zhun que |
| [03:28.110] | jiang, ni xian zai shi shen me sui shu le, ni yi jing shi nian yu hua jia le, ni yi ding yao kao lv ni guo ban bai de shi hou zen me ban? |
| [03:35.696] | dai, zhe wei bu shi shu a |
| [03:39.762] | jiang, ni xian zai shi shen me xing shi, ni shi qian you zhui bing, hou you du jie, ni ru he mian dui zhe wu ren de chang mian? |
| [03:43.177] | dai, na me dao di you ren mei ren ne? |
| [03:46.933] | jiang, wo quan ni, chen xiao dai bu zai ni shen bian de shi hou, yi xun lei bu ji yan er dao ling er xiang ding dang zhi shi, ming xiu zhan dao an du chen cang, zhi qu san guan, zao shui zao qi, he xiao dai ge he xiang wang, bu neng ren shou kua xia zhi ru, jian jue gei ta kua xia yi qiang. |
| [04:02.449] | dai, mei you yi ju ai bian de a, ye zhen gou nan wei ni de |
| [04:09.289] | jiang, yuan long ping jiao shou zhi dao ma? |
| [04:12.769] | dai, ai you, na shi yuan shi, shui dao zhuan jia |
| [04:14.465] | jiang, ren jia dou tong yi wo huan ni |
| [04:16.325] | dai, yuan jiao shou a |
| [04:18.417] | jiang, gei wo tui jian xin ren |
| [04:20.199] | dai, a |
| [04:20.680] | jiang, yuan jiao shou shuo le, wo bu dong yi shu, dan shi wo zhi dao, you sheng lie tai, wu jing tian ze |
| [04:24.95] | dai, yan jiu zhe ge |
| [04:25.497] | jiang, wo gei ni tui jian yi wei, dang ni zai chun jie wan hui yan chu de shi hou, ni ting dao wai bian zhong sheng xiang qi lai le, you yi wei xin ren jiang qi ji ban de chu xian zai ni men de mian qian, xiang xin hui gei quan guo de dian shi guan zhong he xiang sheng jie dai lai yi ge jing xi, |
| [04:38.198] | dai, zhe bu jin tian jiu yao mian shi lai le |
| [04:41.680] | jiang, hai yong mian shi, ren jia jiao shou jie shao de, gao ke ji han liang, shi jian kuai dao le, ni jiu zhua jin shi jian ni che yi xia |
| [04:49.328] | dai, wo gan ma a |
| [04:51.438] | jiang, ni bie gen ren jia mian dui mian di bu hao |
| [04:52.952] | dai, jiang lao shi, ni bie kao lv wo de qing xu, zhe me zhao, wo ye jian jian zhe wei xin ren, wo ye jian jian gao ke ji han liang de |
| [04:59.808] | jiang, ni bu yong, ni xian zou ai, xiang le, ni zou, wo zhao ren |
| [05:04.916] | jiang, ai ni ni ni shi yuan jiao shou jie shao de? |
| [05:10.688] | zhao, en |
| [05:17.244] | jiang, xiao dai, ni xian bie zou ne zan lia na shi zai shang liang shang liang a |
| [05:20.472] | dai, wo gen ben jiu mei zou shen me shi a jiang lao shi? |
| [05:24.903] | jiang, bie jiao jiang lao shi, jiu jiao jiang kun, ting qin qie de |
| [05:27.119] | dai, o |
| [05:29.157] | jiang, ta shi bu shi zou cuo di r le |
| [05:30.645] | dai, mei you, xin ren |
| [05:32.144] | jiang, xin ren? wo kan zhe ta you dian xia ren |
| [05:35.309] | dai, ni zhi yu zhe me dan xiao ma? |
| [05:39.187] | jiang, ta shi gan shen me de? |
| [05:41.105] | dai, zhe bu yuan jiao shou gei ni jie shao de |
| [05:44.431] | jiang, ni zen me kan chu lai le |
| [05:46.179] | dai, gen shui dao zhan bian, shui huo a |
| [05:48.147] | jiang, ni zen me shuo ren jia de ne, gang yi jian mian jiu shuo ren jia shui huo, ni zhe... ta hai zhen xiang shui huo, ta wei shi me zhang zhe yang a |
| [05:53.807] | dai, zhang zhe yang zen me la, zhe ni jiu tuo li shi dai le, xian zai h1n1 bing du dou neng bian yi, ren zhang zhe yang bu xi qi, zhe shuo ming dang jin shi jie dong wu de zhong lei zai yi tian tian jian shao, er ren de zhong lei zai yi tian tian zeng jia ni zhe wei peng you, jiu shi zui hao di zheng ming a nin shuo, dui ma? |
| [06:21.38] | zhao, hei hei |
| [06:23.790] | jiang, ai you, ta zen me hai le a, mei xin mei fei, ni rang ta xia bian shuo |
| [06:29.143] | dai, bie xia bian shuo, jiu zai tai shang shuo, zhe wei peng you, neng gei wo men da huo er jie shao jie shao, ni zen me, zhe me yi zhong yi shu zao xing a |
| [06:36.198] | zhao, ni kan wo de yan jing, xiang bu xiang sun hong lei? wo de zui xiang bu xiang yao chen. |
| [06:51.622] | jiang dai, ni shi shui a |
| [06:53.334] | zhao, wo shi cui ping he yu ze cheng de er zi |
| [06:55.790] | jiang dai, ai you qian fu |
| [06:58.906] | dai, bie shuo, jiu ni zhe xiao yan jing, hai zhen xiang ni ba ba |
| [07:08.13] | jiang, ni ba ba na er hai qian fu zhe, ni zen me zhe me kuai jiu bao lu le |
| [07:09.953] | dai, shen me jiao bao lu a, zhe bu shi yuan jiao shou gei ni jie shao de |
| [07:13.952] | jiang, yuan jiao shou ren jia yan jiu shui dao de, shuo xiang sheng de yao zan men zhe yang de, ni kan ta zhe cheng se |
| [07:20.275] | dai, ting ming bai le ma, ta shuo ni zhe cheng se bu xing, neng tong yi ta zhe shuo fa me |
| [07:27.88] | zhao, wo yong wo ba ba tong shi de yi ju hua, lai hui da ni |
| [07:32.317] | jiang, ni ba ba tong shi? |
| [07:33.549] | zhao, zhe er you liang gen jin tiao, ni neng gao su wo, na gen shi gao shang de, na gen shi wo chuo de? |
| [07:41.141] | jiang, ai yo, jiao shen me lai zhe? zhe ren |
| [07:44.237] | dai, xie ruo lin |
| [07:48.25] | jiang, xie ruo lin |
| [07:48.889] | dai, mei cuo, dao mai qing bao na ge |
| [07:50.155] | jiang, dui dui dui |
| [07:51.133] | dai, ke zhe wei peng you, ni yao lai le wo jiu de li kai |
| [07:52.456] | zhao, wo yong wo ba ba tong shi de yi ju hua, lai hui da ni, you yi zhong sheng li, jiao che tui. you yi zhong shi bai, jiao zhan ling. |
| [08:02.796] | dai, ke wo zhe wei zhi ni neng zhan ling de le ma? |
| [08:05.404] | zhao, wo yong wo ba ba tong shi de yi ju hua, lai hui da ni, ru guo ni yi qiang da bu si wo, wo you huo guo lai le, zan lia hai zuo sheng yi, zhi yao jia ge gong dao. |
| [08:18.852] | jiang, wo gen ta he zuo bu liao, wo lao de bei dian shi ju de tai ci, ni shuo, he zuo hai de shi zan men liang ge, ni xiang xiang, zan men shuo le wu shi duo duan xiang sheng |
| [08:30.328] | dai, na duan chao guo ni na zhao xiang le? na duan chao guo na diao lao hu dong le, |
| [08:36.892] | jiang, bu neng na me shuo, xian zai xie shi de, na duan chao guo tang shi le, xie ci de, na duan chao guo song ci le, dui bu dui, yi ge shi dai yi ge shi dai de biao zhun, xin de shi dai, ta zen me zhe me jiu a, ta zhe ge ren |
| [08:49.459] | zhao, wo yong wo ba ba tong shi de yi ju hua, |
| [08:51.763] | jiang, ni ba ba na er na me duo tong shi a |
| [08:53.19] | dai, ni shuo xian ta jiu, wo kan ta shuo hua hai hen you te dian, wen yi ju, ni jiao shen me ming zi |
| [08:58.402] | zhao, yu huo huo |
| [09:00.422] | jiang dai, huo huo |
| [09:03.36] | dai, ni da suan huo huo shui a |
| [09:05.226] | zhao, shou huo de huo |
| [09:06.762] | dai, ta shi xing yu de yu, shou huo de huo, yu huo |
| [09:08.922] | jiang, yu huo, na pi sheng xia de? hai shi shui huo zen me de |
| [09:12.506] | dai, zhe ni bu dong, zhe shi jin nian te bie liu xing de yi zhong yu yan feng ge, zhe wei peng you, ting ni shuo hua, kan lai ni dui sheng huo, yi ding shi you bu shao de gan shou ba. |
| [09:26.202] | zhao, wo ye zeng you guo ai qing, |
| [09:27.774] | dai, ni qiao zen me yang, shuo shuo na ni de ai qing |
| [09:32.483] | zhao, dang wo ai shang ren jia de shi hou, ren jia jie hun le dang wo xiang jie hun de shi hou, ren jia zhui qiu dan shen le dang gu shi sha zi dou you zheng qian de shi hou, wo mei gan qu, dang wo zhuang zhe dan zi jin qu le, yi xia zi jiu tao cheng sha zi le. |
| [09:50.422] | dai, hai, quan mei gan shang |
| [09:53.573] | zhao, hai kuo ping yu yue, po gu ren ren chui, ta men dou shuo wo shi tian shi |
| [10:00.153] | dai, tian shi |
| [10:01.382] | jiang, cong tian shang lai de |
| [10:04.473] | dai, dui |
| [10:06.199] | jiang, jiu zhang zhe mu yang? |
| [10:07.621] | dai, ni bie lao kan zhe er a, tian shi gen tian shi bu yi yang |
| [10:09.281] | jiang, zen me |
| [10:11.985] | dai, bie de tian shi shi jiao xian xia lai de, |
| [10:13.961] | jiang, ta ne |
| [10:14.556] | dai, lian xian zhao di de |
| [10:15.547] | zhao, zhe bu yi yang ma? |
| [10:17.29] | jiang, na ni yao gen wo he zuo, ni you shen me ben shi a |
| [10:20.769] | zhao, wo you cai neng, wo de cai neng jiu xiang huai yun, |
| [10:25.409] | jiang dai, huai yun? |
| [10:26.73] | zhao, shi jian yue jiu, yue jue de du zi li you dong xi. |
| [10:30.329] | jiang, zhe shi shen me bi yu a, wo men lia he zuo le er shi nian le |
| [10:32.165] | zhao, wo quan nin, qian wan bu yao zai yi ke shu shang diao si, |
| [10:40.80] | jiang, zhe ju hua wo yuan yi ting |
| [10:41.272] | zhao, zai pang bian de ji ke shu shang duo shi ji ci |
| [10:44.224] | jiang, sun bu sun na ni |
| [10:46.09] | dai, zhe zhu yi bu cuo |
| [10:47.737] | jiang, shen me bu cuo, ni shuo zan men lia ren he zuo xiao guo neng hao ma |
| [10:49.868] | zhao, jue pei, ni jing dian, wo shi shang chi you duan, cun you zhang, ni shi hu lian wang, wo shi fang huo qiang, ni xi yang yang, wo hui tai lang. ni mo di zhu wo ju, wo song ni tao jing ji shi yong fang, ni qu tang suo ma li, wo zhong guo hai jun lai hu hang, ni guan zhu ge ben ha gen, wo jiu dai tou jian shao wei qi pai fang, |
| [11:08.872] | jiang, ai xu xu xu zhe shen me dong zuo a zhe shi, jiang lai zan men de shang dian shi tai |
| [11:13.852] | zhao, wo neng gei dian shi tai ti dian yi jian ma |
| [11:17.352] | dai, ke yi a, ni gei dian shi tai ti shen me yi jian |
| [11:20.688] | zhao, qiang lie kang yi, guang gao shi jian cha bo dian shi ju |
| [11:25.542] | dai, zhe ge yi jian ti de hai fei chang min rui |
| [11:29.215] | jiang, shen me min rui, shuo dian zheng jing de |
| [11:36.119] | zhao, shuo zheng jing de pa bu gei zhe me zhang shi jian |
| [11:39.75] | dai, gei a, dan jin tian ni shuo shi mo a |
| [11:40.260] | zhao, shuo xiang sheng, liang ge ren he zuo jiu hao bi shi guo ri zi, wo kan bu qi xi xin yan jiu, dan shi ye bu tong yi cong yi er zhong chu le wen ti bu yao mang, yi ding yao zai bie ren shen shang zhao yuan yin, shang bu qu bu yong huang, ye xu tian tang jiu zai xia fang, shi dai zai fa zhan, ren men zai huan si xiang, dan shi bu bian de shi chuan tong, jing chang huan de shi shi zhuang, 2009 guo de mei, yin wei lao bai xing zhi dao, yue bing de dui wu shui zou de zui qi, xian dai hua de wu qi, na jian zui ju shi dai de feng mang, tie lu ti su pin lv na guo zui kuai, wai hui chu bei duo, shui de di qi zui zhuang, shi jie hui yi zai na er kai de zui an quan, nei ge guo jia de nong min you hui dao na zhe bu tie zai zhong liang, da an jiu shi liang ge zi na jiu shi |
| [12:20.422] | jiang dai zhao, zhong guo |
| [12:21.890] | jiang, shuo dao dian shang le |
| [12:26.214] | zhao, yi ju hua, lao bai xing zui yuan yi ta ta shi shi de guo ri zi, zhong guo ren bu zhe teng bu nao teng, wo men zhong hua min zu ang shou kuo bu, zou jin le 2010 nian |
| [12:33.670] | jiang dai, hao |
| [12:36.462] | dai, yu huo huo, shuo de kao pu |
| [12:38.138] | jiang, xiao dai, wo you ge xin zhu yi, wo bu huan ren la ni men liang ge ren wo dou yong, shuo lao xiang sheng wo gen ni, ni you ji chu, shuo xin xiang sheng wo gen ta, ta you feng mang |
| [12:48.141] | dai, o ni de yi si wo ming bai le, ni shuo wo you lao de ji chu |
| [12:51.838] | jiang, dui |
| [12:53.16] | dai, shuo ta you shi dai te dian |
| [12:53.318] | jiang, bu cuo |
| [12:54.496] | dai, na wo men lia he zuo duo hao a, gan ma fei jing ni zhe dao shou a, shuo gan jiu gan, ma shang pai lian |
| [13:04.494] | zhao, hao |
| [13:05.701] | dai, ming nian chun wan, da jia kan wo men liang ren de he zuo yan chu |
| [13:06.938] | dai zhao, jiang lao shi, zai jian |
| [13:09.702] | jiang, ba wo gei huan le |
| [00:02.500] | jiāng qīn ài de guān zhòng péng yǒu men, xiàng sheng yǎn yuán xiǎo dài hé jiāng kūn zài zhè gěi nín bài nián le. |
| [00:06.46] | jiāng, zài hǔ nián jí jiāng dào lái zhī jì a, wǒ xiǎng gěi dà jiā xuān bù yí gè hǎo xiāo xī, bù zhī dà jiā yào bú yào tīng. |
| [00:17.56] | zhòng, yào |
| [00:17.158] | dài, āi, jiāng kūn |
| [00:19.869] | jiāng, nǐ xiān bié jiāng kūn, wǒ zhè gè hǎo xiāo xī yī shuō chū lái, dà jiā zhǔn dé gěi wǒ gǔ zhǎng, zhī chí wǒ. |
| [00:24.885] | dài, āi, jiāng kūn |
| [00:27.369] | jiāng nǐ bié lǎo jiāng kūn jiāng kūn, nǐ huì shuō diǎn bié de ma? |
| [00:29.228] | dài, nǐ bù shuō yǒu hǎo xiāo xī ma? shuō chū lái wǒ yě tīng tīng a. |
| [00:33.341] | jiāng, xiǎng tīng, |
| [00:35.373] | dài, xiǎng tīng a. |
| [00:36.41] | jiāng, wǒ zhè hǎo xiāo xī jiù shì, dào le hǔ nián le, wǒ dǎ suàn huàn rén le, bù gēn dài zhì chéng yí kuài shuō xiàng sheng le, bù zhī dào dà huǒ tóng yì bù tóng yì a. |
| [00:43.877] | dài, zhè hái zhēn yǒu xiǎng yìng de, jiāng kūn, nǐ xiān děng huì ba. |
| [00:51.69] | jiāng, wǒ dōu děng èr shí nián le. |
| [00:51.865] | dài, zěn me le |
| [00:53.545] | jiāng, zěn me le, dāng chū, wǒ gēn lǐ wén huá lǎo shī, gēn táng jié zhōng lǎo shī yì qǐ hé zuò, shuō le duō shǎo hǎo xiàng sheng, zhè lǎo yì shù jiā, nǐ kàn, dà jiā huo ér shuō, lǐ wén huá lǎo shī liǎn shàng de zhè gè zhòu wén kě ài bù kě ài |
| [01:05.233] | zhòng, kě ài |
| [01:07.682] | jiāng, nǐ kàn tā zhǎng de, shuō nǐ lǎo ba, yě bù lǎo, shuō nǐ xiǎo ba, yě bù xiǎo, yì diǎn tè diǎn yě méi yǒu, shuí yě jì bu zhù, pàn zhe zhǎng diǎn zhòu wén chū lái, èr shí nián le, zhè liǎn píng de gēn jiān bǐng shì de, |
| [01:17.202] | dài, tā jiù zhè yàng a |
| [01:20.941] | jiāng, pàn zhe tā a, pàng yì diǎn, chī shén me dōu bù dài zhǎng ròu de, jiù zhàn zài wǒ biān shàng tā nà ér dōu bù qù, èr shí nián nǎ, suàn guà de shuō, tā shēn tǐ tè hǎo, wú jí ér zhōng, nǐ zhè bù hào sǐ wǒ ma |
| [01:31.865] | dài, wǒ zhāo nǐ le? nǐ ràng zán men qīn ài de guān zhòng píng jià yī xià, zán men liǎ rén cóng" jiāng qiú qiú" dào cǎi jiǎo cóng huí móu wàng jiǔ, qù nián shuō de wǒ yǒu diǎn yūn, zán liǎ rén hé zuò le wǔ shí duō duàn xiàng sheng le, nǎ duàn wǒ duì bù qǐ nǐ a |
| [01:50.548] | jiāng, nǎ duàn chāo guò nà zhào xiàng le, nǎ duàn chāo guò nà diào lǎo hǔ dòng le, nǎ duàn ràng rén jì zhù le, jiù jì zhù nǐ zài páng biān, jiāng kūn, jiāng kūn, nǐ hái huì jiào diǎn bié de ma? |
| [02:01.452] | dài, nǐ fèi huà, wǒ jiào nǐ mǎ jì nǐ gǎn dā yìng ma? |
| [02:06.47] | jiāng, nǐ zuì qǐ mǎ, nǐ jiào wǒ shén me jiāng lǎo shī yī lèi de, |
| [02:10.219] | dài, hǎo, jīn tiān ne, wǒ jiù jiào nǐ jiāng lǎo shī, wǒ hái bié shuō nǐ xǐ xīn yàn jiù, huà bù shuō dào zhè ér le ma, yǒu hé shì de dā dàng, nǐ kě yǐ huàn, shuí lán zhe nǐ le? nǐ zhǎo qù a |
| [02:23.263] | jiāng, hái yòng wǒ zhǎo, quán guó de guān zhòng dōu guān xīn wǒ, quán dōu tóng yì wǒ huàn rén, |
| [02:28.403] | dài, shuí a |
| [02:29.775] | jiāng, shuí? dān tián fāng lǎo shī zhī dào ma? |
| [02:31.405] | dài, píng shū yì shù jiā a |
| [02:32.556] | jiāng, píng shū lǐ zhuān píng guò zhè duàn shì |
| [02:33.946] | dài, dān lǎo de píng shū, |
| [02:35.515] | jiāng, dān lǎo zài nǎ ér jiǎng, huà shuō jiāng kūn, gēn gè dài zhì chéng shuō xiàng sheng, yī shuō jiù shì èr shí nián, dài zhì chéng dài zhì chéng, lǎo zhè me dài zhe, jiū jìng shì chéng hái shì bù chéng? |
| [02:47.179] | dài, nǎ duàn shū lǐ yǒu zhè cí a |
| [02:50.738] | jiāng, jiāng kūn nǐ shì shǔ lǎo hǔ de, dài zhì chéng yě shì shǔ lǎo hǔ de, sú huà shuō, yī shān nán róng èr hǔ, èr hǔ xiāng zhēng bì yǒu yī shāng, liǎng zhǐ lǎo hǔ xiāng róng zhǐ yǒu yī zhǒng kě néng, |
| [03:03.676] | dài, nǎ zhǒng a |
| [03:04.557] | jiāng, yī gōng yī mǔ |
| [03:05.638] | dài, ā, míng bái le, shuō nǐ zhè páng biān a, jiù quē yī mǔ lǎo hǔ |
| [03:09.194] | jiāng, hán qiáo shēng zhī dào ma, |
| [03:14.260] | dài, nà shi tǐ yù bō yīn yuán, wài hào hán dà zuǐ |
| [03:15.746] | jiāng, dōu shuō tā shuō huà bù zhāo biān |
| [03:17.210] | dài, méi cuò |
| [03:18.964] | jiāng, rén jiā quàn wǒ huàn nǐ, jù jù zài lǐ |
| [03:20.970] | dài, zhè hán qiáo shēng zěn me shuō, |
| [03:22.582] | jiāng, jiào qǐ wǒ lái, zhè chēng hū fēi cháng zhǔn què |
| [03:24.322] | dài, zěn me jiào de |
| [03:25.160] | jiāng, jiāng gē lǎo dì: |
| [03:25.862] | dài, zhè tóu yī jù jiù bù zhǔn què |
| [03:28.110] | jiāng, nǐ xiàn zài shì shén me suì shù le, nǐ yǐ jīng shì nián yú huā jiǎ le, nǐ yí dìng yào kǎo lǜ nǐ guò bàn bǎi de shí hòu zěn me bàn? |
| [03:35.696] | dài, zhè wèi bù shí shù a |
| [03:39.762] | jiāng, nǐ xiàn zài shì shén me xíng shì, nǐ shì qián yǒu zhuī bīng, hòu yǒu dǔ jié, nǐ rú hé miàn duì zhè wú rén de chǎng miàn? |
| [03:43.177] | dài, nà me dào dǐ yǒu rén méi rén ne? |
| [03:46.933] | jiāng, wǒ quàn nǐ, chèn xiǎo dài bù zài nǐ shēn biān de shí hòu, yǐ xùn léi bù jí yǎn ěr dào líng ér xiǎng dīng dāng zhī shì, míng xiū zhàn dào àn dù chén cāng, zhì qǔ sān guān, zǎo shuì zǎo qǐ, hé xiǎo dài gé hé xiāng wàng, bù néng rěn shòu kuà xià zhī rǔ, jiān jué gěi tā kuà xià yī qiāng. |
| [04:02.449] | dài, méi yǒu yī jù āi biān de a, yě zhēn gòu nán wéi nǐ de |
| [04:09.289] | jiāng, yuán lóng píng jiào shòu zhī dào ma? |
| [04:12.769] | dài, āi yōu, nà shi yuàn shì, shuǐ dào zhuān jiā |
| [04:14.465] | jiāng, rén jiā dōu tóng yì wǒ huàn nǐ |
| [04:16.325] | dài, yuán jiào shòu a |
| [04:18.417] | jiāng, gěi wǒ tuī jiàn xīn rén |
| [04:20.199] | dài, ā |
| [04:20.680] | jiāng, yuán jiào shòu shuō le, wǒ bù dǒng yì shù, dàn shì wǒ zhī dào, yōu shèng liè tài, wù jìng tiān zé |
| [04:24.95] | dài, yán jiū zhè gè |
| [04:25.497] | jiāng, wǒ gěi nǐ tuī jiàn yī wèi, dāng nǐ zài chūn jié wǎn huì yǎn chū de shí hòu, nǐ tīng dào wài biān zhōng shēng xiǎng qǐ lái le, yǒu yī wèi xīn rén jiāng qí jī bān de chū xiàn zài nǐ men de miàn qián, xiāng xìn huì gěi quán guó de diàn shì guān zhòng hé xiàng sheng jiè dài lái yí gè jīng xǐ, |
| [04:38.198] | dài, zhè bù jīn tiān jiù yào miàn shì lái le |
| [04:41.680] | jiāng, hái yòng miàn shì, rén jiā jiào shòu jiè shào de, gāo kē jì hán liàng, shí jiān kuài dào le, nǐ jiù zhuā jǐn shí jiān nǐ chè yī xià |
| [04:49.328] | dài, wǒ gàn ma a |
| [04:51.438] | jiāng, nǐ bié gēn rén jiā miàn duì miàn dí bù hǎo |
| [04:52.952] | dài, jiāng lǎo shī, nǐ bié kǎo lǜ wǒ de qíng xù, zhè me zhāo, wǒ yě jiàn jiàn zhè wèi xīn rén, wǒ yě jiàn jiàn gāo kē jì hán liàng de |
| [04:59.808] | jiāng, nǐ bù yòng, nǐ xiān zǒu āi, xiǎng le, nǐ zǒu, wǒ zhǎo rén |
| [05:04.916] | jiāng, āi nǐ nǐ nǐ shì yuán jiào shòu jiè shào de? |
| [05:10.688] | zhào, ēn |
| [05:17.244] | jiāng, xiǎo dài, nǐ xiān bié zǒu ne zán liǎ nà shì zài shāng liáng shāng liáng a |
| [05:20.472] | dài, wǒ gēn běn jiù méi zǒu shén me shì a jiāng lǎo shī? |
| [05:24.903] | jiāng, bié jiào jiāng lǎo shī, jiù jiào jiāng kūn, tǐng qīn qiè de |
| [05:27.119] | dài, ó |
| [05:29.157] | jiāng, tā shì bú shì zǒu cuò dì r le |
| [05:30.645] | dài, méi yǒu, xīn rén |
| [05:32.144] | jiāng, xīn rén? wǒ kàn zhe tā yǒu diǎn xià rén |
| [05:35.309] | dài, nǐ zhì yú zhè me dǎn xiǎo ma? |
| [05:39.187] | jiāng, tā shì gàn shén me de? |
| [05:41.105] | dài, zhè bù yuán jiào shòu gěi nǐ jiè shào de |
| [05:44.431] | jiāng, nǐ zěn me kàn chū lái le |
| [05:46.179] | dài, gēn shuǐ dào zhān biān, shuǐ huò a |
| [05:48.147] | jiāng, nǐ zěn me shuō rén jiā de ne, gāng yī jiàn miàn jiù shuō rén jiā shuǐ huò, nǐ zhè... tā hái zhēn xiàng shuǐ huò, tā wèi shí me zhǎng zhè yàng a |
| [05:53.807] | dài, zhǎng zhè yàng zěn me la, zhè nǐ jiù tuō lí shí dài le, xiàn zài h1n1 bìng dú dōu néng biàn yì, rén zhǎng zhè yàng bù xī qí, zhè shuō míng dāng jīn shì jiè dòng wù de zhǒng lèi zài yì tiān tiān jiǎn shǎo, ér rén de zhǒng lèi zài yì tiān tiān zēng jiā nǐ zhè wèi péng yǒu, jiù shì zuì hǎo dí zhèng míng a nín shuō, duì ma? |
| [06:21.38] | zhào, hēi hēi |
| [06:23.790] | jiāng, āi yōu, tā zěn me hái lè a, méi xīn méi fèi, nǐ ràng tā xià biān shuō |
| [06:29.143] | dài, bié xià biān shuō, jiù zài tái shàng shuō, zhè wèi péng yǒu, néng gěi wǒ men dà huǒ ér jiè shào jiè shào, nǐ zěn me, zhè me yī zhǒng yì shù zào xíng a |
| [06:36.198] | zhào, nǐ kàn wǒ de yǎn jīng, xiàng bù xiàng sūn hóng léi? wǒ de zuǐ xiàng bù xiàng yáo chén. |
| [06:51.622] | jiāng dài, nǐ shì shuí a |
| [06:53.334] | zhào, wǒ shì cuì píng hé yú zé chéng de ér zi |
| [06:55.790] | jiāng dài, āi yōu qián fú |
| [06:58.906] | dài, bié shuō, jiù nǐ zhè xiǎo yǎn jīng, hái zhēn xiàng nǐ bà bà |
| [07:08.13] | jiāng, nǐ bà bà nà ér hái qián fú zhe, nǐ zěn me zhè me kuài jiù bào lù le |
| [07:09.953] | dài, shén me jiào bào lù a, zhè bú shì yuán jiào shòu gěi nǐ jiè shào de |
| [07:13.952] | jiāng, yuán jiào shòu rén jiā yán jiū shuǐ dào de, shuō xiàng sheng de yào zán men zhè yàng de, nǐ kàn tā zhè chéng sè |
| [07:20.275] | dài, tīng míng bái le ma, tā shuō nǐ zhè chéng sè bù xíng, néng tóng yì tā zhè shuō fǎ me |
| [07:27.88] | zhào, wǒ yòng wǒ bà bà tóng shì de yī jù huà, lái huí dá nǐ |
| [07:32.317] | jiāng, nǐ bà bà tóng shì? |
| [07:33.549] | zhào, zhè ér yǒu liǎng gēn jīn tiáo, nǐ néng gào sù wǒ, nǎ gēn shì gāo shàng de, nǎ gēn shì wò chuò de? |
| [07:41.141] | jiāng, āi yō, jiào shén me lái zhe? zhè rén |
| [07:44.237] | dài, xiè ruò lín |
| [07:48.25] | jiāng, xiè ruò lín |
| [07:48.889] | dài, méi cuò, dǎo mài qíng bào nà gè |
| [07:50.155] | jiāng, duì duì duì |
| [07:51.133] | dài, kě zhè wèi péng yǒu, nǐ yào lái le wǒ jiù dé lí kāi |
| [07:52.456] | zhào, wǒ yòng wǒ bà bà tóng shì de yī jù huà, lái huí dá nǐ, yǒu yī zhǒng shèng lì, jiào chè tuì. yǒu yī zhǒng shī bài, jiào zhàn lǐng. |
| [08:02.796] | dài, kě wǒ zhè wèi zhì nǐ néng zhàn lǐng de le ma? |
| [08:05.404] | zhào, wǒ yòng wǒ bà bà tóng shì de yī jù huà, lái huí dá nǐ, rú guǒ nǐ yī qiāng dǎ bù sǐ wǒ, wǒ yòu huó guò lái le, zán liǎ hái zuò shēng yì, zhǐ yào jià gé gōng dào. |
| [08:18.852] | jiāng, wǒ gēn tā hé zuò bù liǎo, wǒ lǎo dé bèi diàn shì jù de tái cí, nǐ shuō, hé zuò hái dé shì zán men liǎng gè, nǐ xiǎng xiǎng, zán men shuō le wǔ shí duō duàn xiàng sheng |
| [08:30.328] | dài, nǎ duàn chāo guò nǐ nà zhào xiàng le? nǎ duàn chāo guò nà diào lǎo hǔ dòng le, |
| [08:36.892] | jiāng, bù néng nà me shuō, xiàn zài xiě shí de, nǎ duàn chāo guò táng shī le, xiě cí de, nǎ duàn chāo guò sòng cí le, duì bú duì, yí gè shí dài yí gè shí dài de biāo zhǔn, xīn de shí dài, tā zěn me zhè me jiù a, tā zhè gè rén |
| [08:49.459] | zhào, wǒ yòng wǒ bà bà tóng shì de yī jù huà, |
| [08:51.763] | jiāng, nǐ bà bà nǎ ér nà me duō tóng shì a |
| [08:53.19] | dài, nǐ shuō xián tā jiù, wǒ kàn tā shuō huà hái hěn yǒu tè diǎn, wèn yī jù, nǐ jiào shén me míng zì |
| [08:58.402] | zhào, yú huò huò |
| [09:00.422] | jiāng dài, huò huò |
| [09:03.36] | dài, nǐ dǎ suàn huò huò shuí a |
| [09:05.226] | zhào, shōu huò de huò |
| [09:06.762] | dài, tā shì xìng yú de yú, shōu huò de huò, yú huò |
| [09:08.922] | jiāng, yú huò, nà pī shèng xià de? hái shì shuǐ huò zěn me de |
| [09:12.506] | dài, zhè nǐ bù dǒng, zhè shì jīn nián tè bié liú xíng de yī zhǒng yǔ yán fēng gé, zhè wèi péng yǒu, tīng nǐ shuō huà, kàn lái nǐ duì shēng huó, yí dìng shì yǒu bù shǎo de gǎn shòu ba. |
| [09:26.202] | zhào, wǒ yě zēng yǒu guò ài qíng, |
| [09:27.774] | dài, nǐ qiáo zěn me yàng, shuō shuō nà nǐ de ài qíng |
| [09:32.483] | zhào, dāng wǒ ài shàng rén jiā de shí hòu, rén jiā jié hūn le dāng wǒ xiǎng jié hūn de shí hòu, rén jiā zhuī qiú dān shēn le dāng gǔ shì shǎ zǐ dōu yǒu zhèng qián de shí hòu, wǒ méi gǎn qù, dāng wǒ zhuàng zhe dǎn zi jìn qù le, yī xià zǐ jiù tào chéng shǎ zi le. |
| [09:50.422] | dài, hāi, quán méi gǎn shàng |
| [09:53.573] | zhào, hǎi kuò píng yú yuè, pò gǔ rèn rén chuí, tā men dōu shuō wǒ shì tiān shǐ |
| [10:00.153] | dài, tiān shǐ |
| [10:01.382] | jiāng, cóng tiān shàng lái de |
| [10:04.473] | dài, duì |
| [10:06.199] | jiāng, jiù zhǎng zhè mú yàng? |
| [10:07.621] | dài, nǐ bié lǎo kàn zhe ér a, tiān shǐ gēn tiān shǐ bù yí yàng |
| [10:09.281] | jiāng, zěn me |
| [10:11.985] | dài, bié de tiān shǐ shì jiǎo xiān xià lái de, |
| [10:13.961] | jiāng, tā ne |
| [10:14.556] | dài, liǎn xiān zháo dì de |
| [10:15.547] | zhào, zhè bù yí yàng ma? |
| [10:17.29] | jiāng, nà nǐ yào gēn wǒ hé zuò, nǐ yǒu shén me běn shì a |
| [10:20.769] | zhào, wǒ yǒu cái néng, wǒ de cái néng jiù xiàng huái yùn, |
| [10:25.409] | jiāng dài, huái yùn? |
| [10:26.73] | zhào, shí jiān yuè jiǔ, yuè jué de dǔ zi lǐ yǒu dōng xī. |
| [10:30.329] | jiāng, zhè shì shén me bǐ yù a, wǒ men liǎ hé zuò le èr shí nián le |
| [10:32.165] | zhào, wǒ quàn nín, qiān wàn bú yào zài yī kē shù shàng diào sǐ, |
| [10:40.80] | jiāng, zhè jù huà wǒ yuàn yì tīng |
| [10:41.272] | zhào, zài páng biān de jǐ kē shù shàng duō shì jǐ cì |
| [10:44.224] | jiāng, sǔn bù sǔn nà nǐ |
| [10:46.09] | dài, zhè zhǔ yì bù cuò |
| [10:47.737] | jiāng, shén me bù cuò, nǐ shuō zán men liǎ rén hé zuò xiào guǒ néng hǎo ma |
| [10:49.868] | zhào, jué pèi, nǐ jīng diǎn, wǒ shí shàng chǐ yǒu duǎn, cùn yǒu zhǎng, nǐ shì hù lián wǎng, wǒ shì fáng huǒ qiáng, nǐ xǐ yáng yáng, wǒ huī tài láng. nǐ mò dì zhù wō jū, wǒ sòng nǐ tào jīng jì shì yòng fáng, nǐ qù tàng suǒ mǎ lǐ, wǒ zhōng guó hǎi jūn lái hù háng, nǐ guān zhù gē běn hā gēn, wǒ jiù dài tóu jiǎn shǎo wěi qì pái fàng, |
| [11:08.872] | jiāng, āi xū xū xū zhè shén me dòng zuò a zhè shì, jiāng lái zán men dé shàng diàn shì tái |
| [11:13.852] | zhào, wǒ néng gěi diàn shì tái tí diǎn yì jiàn ma |
| [11:17.352] | dài, kě yǐ a, nǐ gěi diàn shì tái tí shén me yì jiàn |
| [11:20.688] | zhào, qiáng liè kàng yì, guǎng gào shí jiān chā bō diàn shì jù |
| [11:25.542] | dài, zhè gè yì jiàn tí de hái fēi cháng mǐn ruì |
| [11:29.215] | jiāng, shén me mǐn ruì, shuō diǎn zhèng jīng de |
| [11:36.119] | zhào, shuō zhèng jīng de pà bù gěi zhè me zhǎng shí jiān |
| [11:39.75] | dài, gěi a, dàn jīn tiān nǐ shuō shí mǒ a |
| [11:40.260] | zhào, shuō xiàng sheng, liǎng gè rén hé zuò jiù hǎo bǐ shì guò rì zi, wǒ kàn bù qǐ xǐ xīn yàn jiù, dàn shì yě bù tóng yì cóng yī ér zhōng chū le wèn tí bú yào máng, yí dìng yào zài bié rén shēn shàng zhǎo yuán yīn, shàng bù qù bù yòng huāng, yě xǔ tiān táng jiù zài xià fāng, shí dài zài fā zhǎn, rén men zài huàn sī xiǎng, dàn shì bù biàn de shì chuán tǒng, jīng cháng huàn de shì shí zhuāng, 2009 guò de měi, yīn wèi lǎo bǎi xìng zhī dào, yuè bīng de duì wǔ shuí zǒu de zuì qí, xiàn dài huà de wǔ qì, nǎ jiàn zuì jù shí dài de fēng máng, tiě lù tí sù pín lǜ nǎ guó zuì kuài, wài huì chǔ bèi duō, shuí de dǐ qì zuì zhuàng, shì jiè huì yì zài nǎ ér kāi de zuì ān quán, něi gè guó jiā de nóng mín yōu huì dào ná zhe bǔ tiē zài zhòng liáng, dá àn jiù shì liǎng gè zì nà jiù shì |
| [12:20.422] | jiāng dài zhào, zhōng guó |
| [12:21.890] | jiāng, shuō dào diǎn shàng le |
| [12:26.214] | zhào, yī jù huà, lǎo bǎi xìng zuì yuàn yì tā tā shi shí dé guò rì zi, zhōng guó rén bù zhē téng bù nào téng, wǒ men zhōng huá mín zú áng shǒu kuò bù, zǒu jìn le 2010 nián |
| [12:33.670] | jiāng dài, hǎo |
| [12:36.462] | dài, yú huò huò, shuō de kào pǔ |
| [12:38.138] | jiāng, xiǎo dài, wǒ yǒu gè xīn zhǔ yì, wǒ bù huàn rén la nǐ men liǎng gè rén wǒ dōu yòng, shuō lǎo xiàng sheng wǒ gēn nǐ, nǐ yǒu jī chǔ, shuō xīn xiàng sheng wǒ gēn tā, tā yǒu fēng máng |
| [12:48.141] | dài, ó nǐ de yì sī wǒ míng bái le, nǐ shuō wǒ yǒu lǎo de jī chǔ |
| [12:51.838] | jiāng, duì |
| [12:53.16] | dài, shuō tā yǒu shí dài tè diǎn |
| [12:53.318] | jiāng, bù cuò |
| [12:54.496] | dài, nà wǒ men liǎ hé zuò duō hǎo a, gàn ma fēi jīng nǐ zhè dào shǒu a, shuō gàn jiù gàn, mǎ shàng pái liàn |
| [13:04.494] | zhào, hǎo |
| [13:05.701] | dài, míng nián chūn wǎn, dà jiā kàn wǒ men liǎng rén de hé zuò yǎn chū |
| [13:06.938] | dài zhào, jiāng lǎo shī, zài jiàn |
| [13:09.702] | jiāng, bǎ wǒ gěi huàn le |
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