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jiāng: nín kàn gāng cái a, |
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zhè gé cún zhuàng chàng wán xì zěn me yī qué yī guǎi jiù xià qù le? |
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táng: nǐ méi kàn jiàn ma? |
[00:16.37] |
rén jiā zài wǔ tái shàng shuāi le gè gēn tou bǎ jiǎo wǎi le. |
[00:19.33] |
jiāng: shuāi gēn tou le? |
[00:20.04] |
bù guò tā shuāi zhè gēn tou de zī shì méi wǒ qián xiē rì zi shuāi de gēn tou piào liàng. |
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táng: nǐ? nǐ zěn me shuāi de? |
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jiāng: wǒ wǒ nà gēn tou bù shuō shuāi chū diǎn ér guó jì shuǐ píng, |
[00:32.14] |
jī běn shàng shuāi xiàng le shì jiè xiān jìn háng liè. |
[00:34.55] |
táng: huò a! āi yā nà yě tài xuán le! |
[00:39.46] |
jiāng: wǒ shuāi nà dì fāng xuán. |
[00:41.10] |
táng: shén me dì fang? |
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jiāng: zán men běi jīng dòng wù yuán shī hǔ shān. |
[00:44.40] |
xīng qī tiān yī rén méi shì ér shàng nà ér kàn lǎo hǔ wán ér, zhèng kàn zhe dài jìn ne, |
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bù zhī nǎ wèi quē dé, yī biān ér wǎng qián jǐ yī biān ér qǐ hòng:" lǎo hǔ chū shān lóu bia! |
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bǎ wǒ cóng biān ér shàng gěi wǒ jǐ xià lái le! |
[00:56.42] |
táng: āi yōu, shuāi huài le ba? |
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jiāng: nǐ shuāi huài le nǎ dōu bù pà, shuāi zhé gē bó shuāi duàn tuǐ, |
[01:03.85] |
zán yī yuàn jiē ba jiē ba zhào yàng shǐ huàn nà, |
[01:06.20] |
tā zhè shuāi de dì fāng bù líng, bú shì rén dāi de dì fāng a! |
[01:09.20] |
táng: ó, diào lǎo hǔ dòng lǐ le! |
[01:11.13] |
jiāng: wǒ tái tóu yī kàn, bù yuǎn qián jiù pā zhe yì zhī dà lǎo hǔ, xià dé wǒ shēng ér dōu biàn le! |
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chàn yīn:" āi yō mā" |
[01:18.05] |
táng: éi? nǐ zěn me guǎn lǎo hǔ jiào mā ya? |
[01:20.14] |
jiāng: jiào mā? jiào nǎi nǎi yě bù xíng lóu! |
[01:23.14] |
wán r wán le, dà xiǎo huǒ zi yī bǎi èr shí duō jīn, |
[01:25.86] |
lián gú tou dài ròu zhèng hǎo lǎo hǔ yī dùn zhōng wǔ fàn nà. |
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táng: nǐ kě qiān wàn bié zháo jí, màn màn xiǎng bàn fǎ. |
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jiāng: nǎo dài dōu dà le! dāng shí tōu tōu piǎo lǎo hǔ yī yǎn, hēi, hái zhēn bù cuò. |
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táng: lǎo hǔ méi kàn jiàn nǐ? |
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jiāng: zhèng gēn wǒ jiāo liú gǎn qíng ne! |
[01:42.61] |
táng: a? dèng nǐ nǎ! |
[01:44.34] |
jiāng: zhè lǎo hǔ yī dēng wǒ, wǒ nǎo zi" jī líng" yī xià, |
[01:47.16] |
" cèng cèng cèng" yǒng xiàn chū xǔ duō yīng xióng xíng xiàng! |
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táng: hēi! yīng xióng xíng xiàng nǎ! |
[01:51.41] |
jiāng: wǒ tái tóu yī kàn, shàng miàn hǎo xiē rén kàn zhe wǒ ne, |
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zán men shì shí dài qīng nián, dāng zhe zhè me duō rén diào dào lǎo hǔ de zuǐ biān ér shàng, bù néng gěi qīng nián rén diū liǎn! |
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táng: duì |
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jiāng: guò qù nǐ men tīng nà jīng xì wǔ sōng dǎ hǔ hǎo bù hǎo? |
[02:03.18] |
táng: hǎo wā! |
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jiāng: hǎo? nà shi jiǎ de! jīn tiān gē men r zài zhè ér liàn zhēn de! |
[02:08.41] |
shí dǎ shí ràng nǐ men zhū wèi kāi kāi yǎn! |
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táng: ó, yào dǎ hǔ, nǐ hái zhēn xíng. |
[02:13.61] |
jiāng: xíng shén me? |
[02:14.61] |
táng: xiǎng dé bù cuò. |
[02:15.47] |
jiāng: xiǎng dé shì bù cuò, tuǐ kě dé zhàn qǐ lái a! |
[02:21.40] |
dāng shí dāng shí wǒ shì zhè me kǎo lǜ. |
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táng: nǐ kǎo lǜ shén me? |
[02:25.09] |
jiāng: zán men dōu jìn xíng guò fǎ zhì jiào yù. |
[02:27.34] |
táng: nà shi. |
[02:27.36] |
jiāng: yǒu gè" dòng wù bǎo hù fǎ" nín zhī dào ma? |
[02:28.56] |
táng: zhī dào. |
[02:29.22] |
jiāng: shuí dǎ sǐ lǎo hǔ, pàn xíng liǎng nián nà! |
[02:31.81] |
táng: nǐ zhè fǎ zhì guān niàn hái tǐng qiáng. |
[02:33.36] |
jiāng: nǐ shuō shuí dìng de zhè gè fǎ a? hé zhe wǒ dǎ lǎo hǔ fàn fǎ, lǎo hǔ chī wǒ bái chī? |
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táng: nà rén jiā shì wèi le bǎo hù yě shēng dòng wù de! |
[02:44.63] |
jiāng: fù nǚ ér tóng nǐ bǎo hù, yě shēng dòng wù hú lí hái bǎo hù tā gàn shén me ya? |
[02:48.58] |
táng: nà yě yào bǎo hù. |
[02:49.79] |
jiāng: wǒ zhè ér zhèng luàn zuó mo ne, shàng bian r kě luàn le. |
[02:52.63] |
zhè gè hǎn:" lái rén nà! kuài jiù rén nà, yǒu rén diào lǎo hǔ dòng lǐ le!" |
[02:58.55] |
hái yǒu rén gěi wǒ dǎ qì:" āi, gē men r, tǐng zhù!" |
[03:05.81] |
wǒ yī tīng:" shén me? tǐng zhù? |
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zhè ér shén me dì fang? wǒ tǐng dé zhù ma! |
[03:11.36] |
nǐ men zhēn shì zhàn zhe shuō huà bù yāo téng, nǐ men xià lái tǐng yí gè wǒ kàn kàn!" |
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táng: āi! rén jiā bú shì wèi nǐ zháo jí ma? |
[03:16.83] |
jiāng: nà yě bù néng nà me luàn ya! |
[03:18.60] |
yǒu gè lǎo dà yé gēn wǒ hǎn:" hái zi, dǎ hǔ dé yǒu gè jiā huo, lái, bǎ wǒ zhè guǎi gùn ér rēng gěi nǐ!" |
[03:25.96] |
táng: guǎi gùn a? |
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jiāng: yǒu gè dà sǎo gēn wǒ jiào:" xiōng dì, yào dāo ma? dà sǎo zhè ér yǒu shuǐ guǒ dāo ér!" |
[03:32.85] |
táng: hēi! nǐ qiáo zhè liǎng jiàn wǔ qì. |
[03:35.35] |
jiāng: zhè gè chū zhǔ yi shuō wǎng lǐ rēng zhuān tóu ràng wǒ cǎi zhe wǎng shàng pá |
[03:40.01] |
nà gè chū zhǔ yi shuō rēng yī gēn ér yān ràng wǒ chōu yī kǒu xiān tí tí jīng shén. |
[03:46.01] |
yǒu yī wèi lǎo dà niáng xīn yǎn ér zhēn bù cuò, xīn dì shàn liáng, yǎn lèi dōu chū lái le, |
[03:50.78] |
pā zài biān ér shàng gēn wǒ hǎn: |
[03:52.06] |
" hái zi, gěi nǐ yī zhī gāng bǐ, yǒu shén me huà xiān xiě xià lái!" |
[04:00.49] |
táng: āi yō, zhè wèi lǎo dà niáng zhēn yǒu diǎn yì sī. |
[04:03.42] |
jiāng: nín tīng tīng zhè tuán luàn, a! yě méi rén chū lái zǔ zhī zǔ zhī. |
[04:07.44] |
nǎ pà xiān chéng lì gè hǔ kǒu jiù rén lín shí xiǎo zǔ a! |
[04:10.94] |
táng: nà nǎ lái de jí a? |
[04:12.44] |
jiāng: nà rēng zhè shuǐ guǒ dāo guǎi gùn ér guǎn yòng ma? |
[04:14.78] |
táng: zhè liǎng jiàn wǔ qì dǎ hǔ shì chà diǎn ér. |
[04:17.08] |
jiāng: lǎo hǔ nà ér zhèng fàn lǎn ne, wǒ gàn shén me ya, wǒ ná guǎi gùn ér tǒng lǎo hǔ? |
[04:21.39] |
táng: āi, bié jiè, nà fēi bǎ lǎo hǔ tǒng jīng shén liǎo bù kě. |
[04:23.86] |
jiāng: zài shuō shàng biān nà lǎo tou er, nǐ shén me yǎn shén ér? |
[04:26.01] |
nǐ kàn nǐ guǎi gùn ér rēng zhè dì fāng. |
[04:27.83] |
táng: shén me dì fang? |
[04:28.65] |
jiāng: zhèng rēng lǎo hǔ pì gǔ hòu tou! |
[04:31.94] |
wǒ yī gòu, wǒ yī gòu wǒ zài jiū lǎo hǔ wěi bā shàng! |
[04:34.82] |
táng: āi yō, nǐ kě bié luàn dòng a! |
[04:36.89] |
jiāng: sī lái xiǎng qù bù néng luàn dòng, |
[04:39.05] |
yīng le lǎo tài tài nà jù huà le, |
[04:41.30] |
chèn zhe tóu nǎo huán qīng xǐng, wǒ xiān liú xià jǐ jù huà ba! |
[04:44.82] |
táng: zhēn yào xiě a? |
[04:46.39] |
jiāng: wǒ yě lǎo tài bù xiǎo le. |
[04:47.35] |
táng: shí dài qīng nián nà. |
[04:48.52] |
jiāng: zhè suàn guà de shuō, wǒ 28 suì jiù shì jīn nián wǒ yǒu chǎng dà nàn, |
[04:53.26] |
tóu xiē rì zi guò wán le shēng rì le, wǒ zì jǐ hái měi ne! |
[04:55.15] |
táng: dà nàn duǒ guò qù la! |
[04:56.50] |
jiāng: jīn ér yī zuó mo, dà gài rén jiā shì àn yīn lì gěi wǒ suàn de. |
[05:00.10] |
táng: dé, yīn cuò yáng chā le. |
[05:04.61] |
jiāng: zhè jiào duǒ dé le chū yī duǒ bù liǎo shí wǔ. |
[05:07.10] |
yào shuō liú jǐ jù huà wǒ jiù mán yuàn wǒ mā. |
[05:09.38] |
táng: zhè ài nǐ mā shén me shì? |
[05:10.54] |
jiāng: nín qiáo shēng wǒ zhè gè ér, páng biān de nǐ men kàn zhe wǒ tǐng gāo de, |
[05:13.91] |
ná pí chǐ yī liàng, yī mǐ liù wǔ. |
[05:17.02] |
táng: yī mǐ liù wǔ còu hé la! |
[05:18.62] |
jiāng: nǐ gēn wǒ còu hé gē, gǎo duì xiàng de gū niáng dōu bù hé wǒ còu hé, |
[05:22.67] |
yī gǎo duì xiàng xián wǒ gè tài xiǎo. |
[05:25.08] |
nín shuō dàn fán wǒ yǒu gè duì xiàng de huà, |
[05:26.71] |
wǒ néng xīng qī tiān yī rén ér méi shì shàng zhè ér kàn lǎo hǔ wán ér lái ma? |
[05:30.07] |
táng: nà zěn me jiù bù néng lái a? |
[05:31.40] |
jiāng: zěn me bù néng? nín ràng gǎo duì xiàng de xiǎo huǒ zi shuō shuō, |
[05:34.78] |
nǐ men gǎo duì xiàng, nǐ men dào le xīng qī tiān, |
[05:37.75] |
shuí bù shàng zhàng mǔ niáng jiā gàn huó ér qù? |
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táng: shì zhè yàng ma? |
[05:44.42] |
jiāng: shì zhè yàng ma? |
[05:45.73] |
wǒ gěi nǐ jiǎng, wǒ men jiā lǎo èr gǎo duì xiàng, |
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zì cóng rén jiā gǎo duì xiàng qǐ, |
[05:49.71] |
rén zhàng mǔ niáng jiā jiù zài yě bù gù bǎo mǔ la! |
[05:54.69] |
táng: zhè me shuō nǐ jiù yuàn yì dāng zhè bǎo mǔ? |
[05:57.30] |
jiāng: dāng bǎo mǔ gàn huó ér lèi diǎn ér, méi shēng mìng wēi xiǎn nǎ, |
[06:00.01] |
táng: nà dào shi. |
[06:00.83] |
jiāng: pèng bù shàng dà lǎo hǔ a, |
[06:02.71] |
zán men gàn wán huó ér hái kě yǐ tán liàn ài qù ma. |
[06:04.96] |
tán liàn ài guàng gōng yuán, yǒu guàng dòng wù yuán de ma? |
[06:07.68] |
gōng yuán shén me yàng? huā qián yuè xià, nǐ zài nǎ ér tán shén me, tā dōu gòu wèi r a. |
[06:13.91] |
nǐ wén wén dòng wù yuán shén me wèi r, nǐ wén wén, |
[06:16.40] |
xīng sāo è chòu, nǐ jiù zhè gè wèi r, nǐ tán shén me tā yǐng xiǎng qíng xù ya! |
[06:20.56] |
táng: hài jiāng kūn a, hé zhe nǐ diào lǎo hǔ dòng lǐ jiù yīn wèi méi yǒu duì xiàng? |
[06:28.08] |
jiāng: nǐ méi duì xiàng nǐ yě bú yào jǐn, nǐ bǎ gè ér zhǎng gāo diǎn ér. |
[06:31.23] |
wǒ zhǎng yī dà gāo gè ér, wǒ shén me dōu kàn de qīng chǔ, |
[06:33.21] |
wǒ wǎng qián jǐ shén me ya! |
[06:36.37] |
zhè huí dǎo hǎo, wǒ kàn de zhēn qīng chǔ, |
[06:39.05] |
wǒ lián lǎo hǔ jǐ gēn ér hú zǐ dōu kàn qīng chǔ le! |
[06:46.23] |
táng: nǐ zhè jī huì kě zhēn nán de a. |
[06:48.21] |
jiāng: gěi nǐ zhēng qǔ yī huí? |
[06:49.27] |
táng: wǒ kě bù qù! |
[06:50.72] |
jiāng: nín shuō yī shuō liú jǐ jù huà jiù mán yuàn wǒ mā, |
[06:52.98] |
zán men bù zhāo lǎo rén bù dài jiàn, wǒ bù shuō le! |
[06:54.83] |
táng: nǐ gěi dān wèi liú jǐ jù. |
[06:56.21] |
jiāng: zěn me shuō ya? gè wèi lǐng dǎo, gè wèi shī fū, |
[06:58.82] |
xīng qī tiān chū lái wán lái méi liú shén ér ràng lǎo hǔ gěi chī le |
[07:02.04] |
táng: nà shi shí jì qíng kuàng a. |
[07:03.65] |
jiāng: dōu guài wǒ, zǔ zhī xìng jì lǜ xìng bù qiáng, zì yóu sǎn màn, duì lǎo hǔ chī wǒ zhè hòu guǒ gū jì bù zú a! |
[07:10.79] |
táng: méi fǎ gū jì! |
[07:11.71] |
jiāng: wǒ dōu sǐ le wǒ hái jiǎn chá shén me a? suàn le, sǐ le jiù sǐ le ba. fǎn zhèng lǎo zi cóng xiǎo dào dà hái méi sǐ guò yī huí ne |
[07:17.56] |
táng: a? huó zhe de rén dōu méi sǐ guò yī huí! |
[07:20.71] |
jiāng: zhè huí zán men gēn lǐng dǎo shuō huà, zán men yìng qì diǎn ér! |
[07:23.04] |
zán gēn tā shuō, fǔ xù jīn nǐ ài gěi duō shǎo gěi duō shǎo, |
[07:26.82] |
zán yě bù kēng yě bù é nǐ. gōng shāng shì suàn bù shàng le, |
[07:31.23] |
dǐng duō nào yí gè zì rán sǐ wáng |
[07:35.67] |
táng: wǒ kàn nà yě jiù nào dào zhè ér le. |
[07:37.52] |
jiāng: dà xiǎo huǒ zi nǐ zěn me wán bù hǎo, fēi ràng lǎo hǔ gěi chī le, |
[07:40.75] |
gū jì shén me yě zhuī rèn bù shàng le |
[07:43.33] |
táng: méi fǎ zhuī rèn nǐ. |
[07:45.10] |
jiāng: wǒ zhèng xiā zuó mo dào zhè ér, shàng biān dà jiā huo kě dōu gěi wǒ chū zhǔ yi. |
[07:48.55] |
zhè gè shuō:" āi xiǎo huǒ zi, zhè lǎo hǔ tǐng lǎo shí, róng wǒ men xiǎng xiǎng bàn fǎ zài děng huì ér a." |
[07:55.74] |
nà gè shuō:" āi, yǒu rén gěi nǐ zhǎo dòng wù yuán de guǎn lǐ yuán qù le!" |
[08:01.27] |
hái yǒu gè nián qīng rén zài biān shàng chū zhǔ yi:" lái lái lái, dà jiā huo gēn wǒ hǎn kǒu hào, zhēng qǔ bǎ lǎo hǔ gěi xià zhù le a, |
[08:07.04] |
yī èr sān, dǎ lǎo hǔ! yī èr sān, dǎ lǎo hǔ!!" |
[08:12.23] |
táng: hài, zhè guǎn yòng ma? |
[08:14.27] |
jiāng: bǎ wǒ gěi xià huài le!" bié hǎn le, bié hǎn le! nǐ men dǎ suàn bǎ lǎo hǔ chǎo xǐng le lóu a? |
[08:20.48] |
nǐ men yào hǎn kǒu hào wǒ lái ma. |
[08:22.40] |
táng: nǐ hǎn a? |
[08:23.23] |
jiāng: wǒ lí dé jìn tā tīng dé qīng chǔ ya, zhēn shi de |
[08:26.61] |
gāo shēng yī! wǔ zhù zuǐ, dī shēng yī èr sān sì wǔ, shàng shān dǎ lǎo hǔ, |
[08:33.86] |
lǎo hǔ bù chī fàn, zhuān chī dà huài dàn!" |
[08:35.64] |
táng: hēi, ér gē dōu chū lái le. |
[08:39.88] |
jiāng:" hāi! shàng biān de! hǎn kǒu hào bù guǎn yòng, lǎo hǔ tīng bù dǒng! |
[08:43.49] |
hāi! nǐ men zhēn yǒu yīng xióng jīng shén de, nǐ men xià lái jǐ gè!" |
[08:47.11] |
táng: shén me? ràng rén jiā xià lái? |
[08:49.17] |
jiāng: nà zěn me le? |
[08:50.18] |
táng: rén jiā xià lái bù yě de wèi le lǎo hǔ? |
[08:51.89] |
jiāng: nǐ men wèi le lǎo hǔ, nà jiào shě jǐ jiù rén nǎ, sǐ dé qí suǒ. |
[08:55.16] |
dào shí hòu huán gěi nǐ dēng dēng bào shén me de. |
[08:56.86] |
nǐ shuō wǒ wǒ sǐ le suàn shén me? wèi le lǎo hǔ yì diǎn jià zhí dōu méi yǒu. |
[09:00.39] |
táng: bù bù bù, nǐ sǐ le yě néng shàng bào zhǐ. |
[09:03.15] |
jiāng: shàng bào zhǐ dǐng duō liǎng jù huà. |
[09:04.72] |
táng: nǎ liǎng jù a? |
[09:05.51] |
jiāng:" yī qīng gōng yóu yuán bù shèn luò rù hǔ kǒu sàng shēng, |
[09:08.92] |
yǒu guān bù mén tí xǐng yóu rén zhù yì ān quán" |
[09:12.10] |
táng: zhè me liǎng jù a! |
[09:17.23] |
jiāng: nín tīng tīng, lián míng zǐ dōu bù gěi wǒ dēng, |
[09:19.82] |
wǒ zhěng gè ér fǎn miàn diǎn xíng! |
[09:21.25] |
táng: nín hái xiǎng dāng zhèng miàn r de ne? |
[09:22.80] |
jiāng: zěn me la? |
[09:23.33] |
táng: nǐ xiǎng le bàn tiān, yì diǎn ér guǎn yòng de dōu méi yǒu! |
[09:25.97] |
jiāng: nǐ bié zháo jí, nǐ róng wǒ gēn lǎo hǔ shāng liáng shāng liáng! |
[09:28.25] |
táng: gēn lǎo hǔ hái shāng liáng nǎ? |
[09:29.71] |
jiāng:" lǎo hǔ, lǎo hǔ, shuì huì ér xíng le hēi, |
[09:32.56] |
nǐ zhēng kāi yǎn jīng kàn kàn wǒ, wǒ tǐng shòu de, méi ròu. |
[09:36.26] |
āi nǐ xiǎng chī de huà, wǒ men dān wèi yǒu yī táng jié zhōng tǐng pàng de." |
[09:39.04] |
táng: a? nǐ lǎo diàn jì wǒ gàn shén me ya? |
[09:42.32] |
jiāng: wǒ jiù shì dòu tā qǐ lái, zán men yě bù zhēn sòng qù ma. |
[09:46.31] |
" lǎo hǔ, lǎo hǔ nǐ yào shì bù yǎo wǒ de huà, |
[09:48.65] |
wǒ bǎo zhèng wǒ bǎo zhèng yě bù yǎo nǐ!" |
[09:52.00] |
táng: zhè shí huà! |
[09:53.47] |
jiāng:" nǐ fàng wǒ chū qù, wǒ yí dìng hǎo hǎo huó zhe. |
[09:55.40] |
zán men tīng lǐng dǎo de huà hǎo hǎo gàn gōng zuò |
[09:57.79] |
zài jiā lǐ zán men xiào shùn fù mǔ, zūn zhòng dì mèi |
[10:00.06] |
chū wài zán men zūn shǒu jiāo tōng guī zé, bù suí dì tǔ tán!" |
[10:03.11] |
táng: hāi nǐ zhè dōu shén me luàn qī bā zāo de! |
[10:05.89] |
jiāng: nǐ bié kàn luàn qī bā zāo de, nǐ dào wǒ zhè shí hòu nǐ bù yí dìng xiǎng dé qǐ lái. |
[10:09.09] |
táng: āi yō, zhè gè nǐ hái jiāo ào ne? |
[10:10.75] |
jiāng: zěn me zhāo? |
[10:11.40] |
táng: nǐ xiàn zài shì xiǎng bàn fǎ chū qù! |
[10:13.64] |
jiāng: xiǎng bàn fǎ chū qù? nǐ shuō de róng yì, |
[10:15.94] |
zhè shì shén me dì fang? zhè shì guān lǎo hǔ de dì fāng! |
[10:18.11] |
lǎo hǔ dōu chū bù qù, wǒ chū dé qù ma? |
[10:21.69] |
táng: nà yě shì a. |
[10:22.28] |
jiāng: nǐ qiáo zhè wéi qiáng, 3 mǐ duō gāo, yì diǎn dēng tou er méi yǒu. |
[10:25.40] |
dāng chū zěn me shè jì de? yě bù nòng gè diàn tī! |
[10:27.80] |
táng: méi tīng shuō guò. |
[10:29.07] |
jiāng:" āi, shàng biān de, nǐ men dào dǐ xiǎng shén shén me? gěi wǒ zhǎo dòng wù yuán de guǎn lǐ yuán qù le? |
[10:34.15] |
guǎn lǐ yuán lǐ bài tiān xiū xī? tā xiū xī, lǎo hǔ bù xiū xī a! |
[10:38.81] |
nǐ men kuài dǎ diàn huà nǐ men bào gè jǐng, shén me 110, 119, huǒ jǐng fěi jǐng dōu |
[10:44.48] |
shén me? zhǎo le bàn tiān fù jìn méi diàn huà?" |
[10:47.32] |
zhè dòng wù yuán de lǐng dǎo duō kōu, yě bù ān gè diàn huà zhè |
[10:50.06] |
suàn le, nǐ men dōu zǒu! nǐ men dōu zǒu! |
[10:51.52] |
nǐ men nǐ men chū dòng wù yuán zuò gōng gòng qì chē sòng nǐ men shàng diàn shì tái, |
[10:54.82] |
dào diàn shì tái jiào gè shè zhì zǔ lái pāi yī pāi děng huì ér lǎo hǔ zěn me chī wǒ!" |
[10:59.04] |
táng: pāi zhè gè gàn má ya! |
[11:00.69] |
jiāng: pāi gè lǎo hǔ chī rén de piān zi, mài gěi wài guó rén huàn diǎn ér wài huì, |
[11:03.97] |
yě suàn gē men r lín sǐ yǐ qián wèi" qī wǔ" jì huà zuò diǎn gòng xiàn! |
[11:10.39] |
táng: kàn lái nǐ zhè jué wù hái tǐng gāo wa! |
[11:13.58] |
jiāng: nǐ shuō wǒ zhè zuó mo bàn tiān le, zhè lǎo hǔ jiù jiù guāng chuǎn qì tā bù zhēng yǎn! |
[11:15.49] |
nǐ dòng hàn dòng hàn, wǒ gēn nǐ bǐ huà bǐ huà, |
[11:20.53] |
tā bù dòng, wǒ yě bù gǎn dòng |
[11:23.07] |
táng: zhè má fán nǎ zhè |
[11:24.05] |
jiāng: zhè lǎo hǔ shì bú shì tuì huà le? |
[11:25.37] |
táng: zhè lǎo hǔ bù kě néng tuì huà! |
[11:27.27] |
jiāng: nǐ zěn me zhī dào de? |
[11:28.11] |
táng: rén jiā dòng wù yuán wèi le bǎo chí lǎo hǔ de yě xìng, |
[11:30.70] |
jīng cháng wǎng lǎo hǔ dòng lǐ rēng nà gè huó jī huó tù. |
[11:33.70] |
jiāng: rēng huó jī huó tù gàn ma? |
[11:34.82] |
táng: xùn liàn lǎo hǔ bǔ zhuō huó shí a! |
[11:36.31] |
jiāng: āi yōu, bǔ zhuō huó shí. |
[11:37.75] |
táng: yóu qí shì lǐ bài tiān, tā men hái yào è lǎo hǔ yī dùn. |
[11:42.35] |
jiāng: huài la! jīn ér jiù shì lǐ bài tiān! |
[11:44.72] |
lǎo hǔ hái méi chī fàn ne! zhèng hǎo bǔ zhuō wǒ zhè huó shí hē! |
[11:48.00] |
táng: hái ràng tā gǎn shàng le! |
[11:49.27] |
jiāng: zhè gè kě wù de dòng wù yuán, wǒ sǐ le yǐ hòu, gēn tā men lǐng dǎo méi wán! |
[11:52.60] |
táng: duì! ràng tā men hǎo hǎo jiǎn zhā jiǎn chá! |
[11:54.59] |
jiāng: jiǎn chá! |
[11:55.19] |
táng: xià bù wéi lì! |
[11:57.64] |
jiāng: xià bù wéi lì? nà gē men r zhè huí jiù suàn le shì ba? |
[12:02.36] |
lǎo zi dà xiǎo shì tiáo xìng mìng, |
[12:03.92] |
wǒ sǐ le yǐ hòu, dòng wù yuán yuán zhǎng chè zhí! |
[12:06.01] |
guǎn lǐ yuán jiǎn chá! kòu fā liù ge yuè jiǎng jīn! |
[12:09.06] |
wǒ zhèng xiǎng dào zhè ér, tū rán shàng biān chuán lái yī shēng gū niáng yín líng bān de shēng yīn: |
[12:14.29] |
" āi dà jiā huo kuài bǎ pí dài jiě xià lái, níng chéng shéng zi, bǎ xiǎo huǒ zi zhuāi shàng lái a!" |
[12:20.90] |
táng: āi, zhè gè bàn fǎ hǎo! |
[12:23.06] |
jiāng: wǒ yī tīng, yǎn lèi dū xià lái le! |
[12:23.67] |
zhè shì duō hǎo de zhǔ yì ya, wǒ tái tóu yī kàn, huò! |
[12:26.41] |
yī shēng hào zhào, sān shí duō rén zài na r jiě pí dài ne! |
[12:30.04] |
āi yō, zhè zhēn shì hǎo fēng gé a. |
[12:31.97] |
nǐ kàn zhè gū niáng, chuān zhe yī tiáo lǜ qún zi, zhèng jiě yī tiáo huáng qún dài, |
[12:36.24] |
zhè gū niáng jiǎn zhí tài piào liàng le! |
[12:38.26] |
táng: a? dōu zhè gè shí hòu le, nǐ hái yǒu zhè xīn sī? |
[12:42.65] |
jiāng: bú shì, wǒ shì shuō, nǐ shuō rén jiā yí gè gū niáng, zài zhè gè guān jiàn de shí kè, |
[12:47.32] |
tǐng shēn xiāng jiù yí gè sù bù xiāng shí de rén, |
[12:49.98] |
shì bú shì shuō míng liǎo gū niáng duì wǒ yǒu diǎn ér yì sī a? |
[12:54.86] |
táng: nǐ a, jiù xié jìn r tài dà. |
[12:57.22] |
jiāng: āi? nǐ zhè shì zěn me shuō huà ne? |
[12:59.62] |
nà nǐ shuō zhè gè gū niáng tā zhōu wéi zhàn nà me duō xiǎo huǒ zi, wèi shí me tā shuí dōu bù kàn, |
[13:03.80] |
tā jiù pā biān shàng guāng kàn wǒ yí ge rén a? |
[13:06.09] |
táng: fèi huà! shuí ràng nǐ diào lǎo hǔ dòng lǐ le? tā bù kàn nǐ tā kàn shuí a? |
[13:10.09] |
jiāng: fǎn zhèng béng guǎn zěn me shuō, gū jì cóng shàng wǎng xià kàn, kàn bu chū gè tóu dà xiǎo lái, |
[13:14.67] |
yě xǔ wǒ de hūn yīn dà shì jiù cǐ ér chéng, zhè jiào yīn huò dé fú, |
[13:18.35] |
āi yā píng cháng dōu shì yīng xióng jiù měi rén, jīn tiān shì měi rén jiù yīng xióng, hēi hēi |
[13:22.10] |
táng: bié shuō le! dōu shén me shí hòu le, nǐ hái yǒu zhè gè xīn sī! xiǎng gǎo duì xiàng! |
[13:27.97] |
jiāng: nǐ dèng shén me yǎn jīng a? nǐ zěn me yì diǎn tóng qíng xīn dōu méi yǒu a? |
[13:32.11] |
sú huà shuō jūn zǐ dòng kǒu bù dòng shǒu, wǒ yī méi dòng kǒu èr méi dòng shǒu, wǒ jiù huó dòng huó dòng xīn yǎn ér, |
[13:37.46] |
kū qiāng wǒ dōu yào sǐ de rén le, nǐ gēn wǒ jiào shén me zhēn ér ya? |
[13:40.89] |
táng: dé, wǒ hái duō zuǐ le, dé le, nǐ huó dòng qù ba! |
[13:43.24] |
jiāng: shuō shí chí, nà shí kuài. |
[13:44.53] |
30 gēn pí dài níng chéng de shéng zi, shùn shùn dāng dāng xià lái le. |
[13:48.05] |
wǒ tái tóu yī kàn, huò! shàng miàn 30 duō rén dī liū zhe kù zi zhèng kàn zhe wǒ ne! |
[13:52.36] |
zhè me duō rén kàn wǒ, bù néng gěi zhè me duō rén diū liǎn. |
[13:54.99] |
zhè zhǐ jiǎo, gōu guò lǎo tou er de guǎi gùn ér |
[13:56.92] |
zhè zhī shǒu, chāo qǐ dà sǎo gěi wǒ de shuǐ guǒ dāo |
[13:59.47] |
zhè jiào zuò: míng zhī shān yǒu hǔ, piān xiàng hǔ shān xíng! |
[14:04.60] |
xiōng zhōng yǒu hóng rì, jiǎo xià wǔ dōng fēng! |
[14:07.92] |
gǎn yǔ è hǔ zhēng gāo xià, bù xiàng yāo mó ràng cùn fēn! |
[14:11.70] |
bēi fèn huà zuò huí tiān lì, dǎ hǔ zì yǒu hòu lái rén! |
[14:16.31] |
wǒ yī shǐ jìn r, āi hēi hēi |
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táng: zěn me yàng? |
[14:18.55] |
jiāng: wǒ zhàn qǐ lái le |
[14:20.19] |
táng: ? nǐ yī zhí zài dǐ xià zuò zhe? |
[14:25.02] |
jiāng: nǐ fèi huà, tuǐ nà me ruǎn, bù zuò zhe wǒ hái pā zhe? |
[14:27.93] |
táng: kuài pá a! |
[14:29.66] |
jiāng: wǒ yī kàn, shéng zi jiù zài wǒ yǎn qián," pā!" yī bǎ zuàn zhù, cēng! cēng! cēng! cēng! |
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jǐ bù lái dào le zhōng jiān. sú huà shuō gǒu jí le néng tiào qiáng, rén jí le jìn r yě bù xiǎo! |
[14:39.76] |
yī bù liǎng bù sān bù sì bù, zhè jiào dài jìn r! |
[14:43.27] |
āi? nín shuō pān dēng zhū mù lǎng fēng, hòu biān yào gēn gè dà lǎo hǔ, shì bú shì shì hé rén jiā shàng dé qù? |
[14:48.88] |
táng: nǐ jiù shì xiā shuō |
[14:51.33] |
jiāng: huí guò tóu yī kàn, lǎo hǔ gāng zhēng kāi yì zhī yǎn, āi yōu, zhè jiào shèng lì zài wàng, gē men r yíng le! |
[14:57.66] |
chàng" a péng yǒu zài jiàn! a péng yǒu zài jiàn! a péng yǒu zài jiàn ba zài jiàn ba" |
[15:05.97] |
zuò huá luò zhuàng zài jiàn ba, lǎo hǔ! shuō shí mǒ yě bù shàng zhè ér lái le! |
[15:08.80] |
nǐ yí ge rén ér zài zhè ér è zhe ba! kàn nǐ yí ge rén gòu gū dān de, dòng wù yuán lǐng dǎo yě bù guān xīn nǐ, |
[15:13.49] |
bié máng, děng gē men r chū qù bāng nǐ jiè shào yī mǔ lǎo hǔ a! |
[15:16.27] |
táng: hài! hái hú shuō ne nǐ a. |
[15:19.59] |
jiāng: shàng miàn yī dèn wǒ, wǒ yī dēng tuǐ," cēng" de yī xià gào sù nǐ wǒ chū lái le! |
[15:23.91] |
táng: ó nǐ dé jiù la! |
[15:24.80] |
jiāng: qún zhòng shì yī zhèn zhèn de huān hū, wǒ shì yī zhèn zhèn de mí hu. |
[15:29.19] |
táng: zhè huí kě xià dé bù qīng. |
[15:31.40] |
jiāng: shàng lái yǐ hòu xiǎng qǐ yí gè guān jiàn de wèn tí! |
[15:33.26] |
táng: yòu xiǎng qǐ shén me wèn tí le? |
[15:34.77] |
jiāng: gū niáng de qún dài zi zài nǎ ér ne? |
[15:36.13] |
táng: hái diàn jì nà qún dài zi ne. |
[15:37.61] |
jiāng: hē, zài zhè ér, gǎn jǐn bǎ tā jiě xià lái, xiàng pěng huā huán yí yàng pěng dào xiōng qián. |
[15:41.81] |
hē, dài zhe gū niáng de tǐ wēn, dài zhe gū niáng de fāng xiāng, dài zhe |
[15:44.20] |
táng: bié wén le! |
[15:44.96] |
jiāng: a? |
[15:45.25] |
táng: zài wén hái yǒu hàn wèi ne. |
[15:47.19] |
jiāng: béng guǎn zěn me shuō, zhēng qǔ zǒu dào gū niáng miàn qián, |
[15:49.42] |
xiān gěi tā lái gè" jīn zhū mǎ mǐ yà gū dū". |
[15:52.53] |
wǒ yī lī wāi xié, bēn gū niáng ér qù. |
[15:54.76] |
táng: wǒ shuō nǐ zhe shén me jí a? |
[15:56.33] |
jiāng: wǒ hái méi duì xiàng ne, méi fǎ bù zháo jí! |
[15:58.93] |
táng: rén jiā dà jiā nà me jiù nǐ, nǐ bù xiān xiè xiè dà jiā? |
[16:01.30] |
jiāng: wǒ duō duō suo suo, wǒ shuō de chū huà lái ma? |
[16:03.14] |
táng: nǐ xiān gēn dà huǒ ér wò wò shǒu a! |
[16:04.88] |
jiāng: tā men dōu bù hé wǒ wò. |