| [00:09.28] | 姜:您看刚才啊， |
| [00:10.82] | 这葛存壮唱完戏怎么一瘸一拐就下去了？ |
| [00:14.97] | 唐:你没看见吗？ |
| [00:16.37] | 人家在舞台上摔了个跟头把脚崴了。 |
| [00:19.33] | 姜:摔跟头了？ |
| [00:20.04] | 不过他摔这跟头的姿势没我前些日子摔的跟头漂亮。 |
| [00:24.62] | 唐:你？你怎么摔的？ |
| [00:26.59] | 姜:我……我那跟头不说摔出点儿国际水平， |
| [00:32.14] | 基本上摔向了世界先进行列。 |
| [00:34.55] | 唐:嚯啊！哎呀那也太悬了！ |
| [00:39.46] | 姜:我摔那地方悬。 |
| [00:41.10] | 唐:什么地方？ |
| [00:41.87] | 姜:咱们北京动物园狮虎山。 |
| [00:44.40] | 星期天一人没事儿上那儿看老虎玩儿，正看着带劲呢， |
| [00:49.03] | 不知哪位缺德，一边儿往前挤一边儿起哄:“老虎出山喽……bia! |
| [00:54.30] | 把我从边儿上给我挤下来了！ |
| [00:56.42] | 唐:哎呦，摔坏了吧？ |
| [01:00.42] | 姜:你摔坏了哪都不怕，摔折胳膊摔断腿， |
| [01:03.85] | 咱医院接吧接吧照样使唤呐， |
| [01:06.20] | 它这摔的地方不灵，不是人呆的地方啊！ |
| [01:09.20] | 唐:哦，掉老虎洞里了！ |
| [01:11.13] | 姜:我抬头一看，不远前就趴着一只大老虎，吓得我声儿都变了！ |
| [01:16.57] | （颤音）:“哎哟……妈……” |
| [01:18.05] | 唐:诶？你怎么管老虎叫妈呀？ |
| [01:20.14] | 姜:叫妈？叫奶奶也不行喽！ |
| [01:23.14] | 玩儿完了，大小伙子一百二十多斤， |
| [01:25.86] | 连骨头带肉正好老虎一顿中午饭呐。 |
| [01:31.96] | 唐:你可千万别着急，慢慢想办法。 |
| [01:35.39] | 姜:脑袋都大了！当时偷偷瞟老虎一眼，嘿，还真不错。 |
| [01:39.65] | 唐:老虎没看见你？ |
| [01:40.98] | 姜:正跟我交流感情呢！ |
| [01:42.61] | 唐:啊？瞪你哪！ |
| [01:44.34] | 姜:这老虎一蹬我，我脑子“激灵”一下， |
| [01:47.16] | “蹭蹭蹭”涌现出许多英雄形象！ |
| [01:49.13] | 唐:嘿！英雄形象哪！ |
| [01:51.41] | 姜:我抬头一看，上面好些人看着我呢， |
| [01:54.32] | 咱们是时代青年，当着这么多人掉到老虎的嘴边儿上，不能给青年人丢脸！ |
| [01:59.46] | 唐:对 |
| [02:00.07] | 姜:过去你们听那京戏《武松打虎》好不好？ |
| [02:03.18] | 唐:好哇！ |
| [02:03.89] | 姜:好？那是假的！今天哥们儿在这儿练真的！ |
| [02:08.41] | 实打实让你们诸位开开眼！ |
| [02:10.85] | 唐:哦，要打虎，你还真行。 |
| [02:13.61] | 姜:行什么？ |
| [02:14.61] | 唐:想得不错。 |
| [02:15.47] | 姜:想得是不错，腿可得站起来啊！ |
| [02:21.40] | 当时……当时我是这么考虑。 |
| [02:24.16] | 唐:你考虑什么？ |
| [02:25.09] | 姜:咱们都进行过法制教育。 |
| [02:27.34] | 唐:那是。 |
| [02:27.36] | 姜:有个“动物保护法”您知道吗？ |
| [02:28.56] | 唐:知道。 |
| [02:29.22] | 姜:谁打死老虎，判刑两年呐！ |
| [02:31.81] | 唐:你这法制观念还挺强。 |
| [02:33.36] | 姜:你说谁定的这个法啊？合着我打老虎犯法，老虎吃我白吃？ |
| [02:40.78] | 唐:那人家是为了保护野生动物的！ |
| [02:44.63] | 姜:妇女儿童你保护，野生动物狐狸还保护它干什么呀？ |
| [02:48.58] | 唐:那也要保护。 |
| [02:49.79] | 姜:我这儿正乱琢磨呢，上边儿可乱了。 |
| [02:52.63] | 这个喊:“来人呐！快救人呐，有人掉老虎洞里了！” |
| [02:58.55] | 还有人给我打气:“哎，哥们儿，挺住！” |
| [03:05.81] | 我一听:“什么？挺住？ |
| [03:07.98] | 这儿什么地方？我挺得住吗！ |
| [03:11.36] | 你们真是站着说话不腰疼，你们下来挺一个我看看！” |
| [03:14.11] | 唐:哎！人家不是为你着急吗？ |
| [03:16.83] | 姜:那也不能那么乱呀！ |
| [03:18.60] | 有个老大爷跟我喊:“孩子，打虎得有个家伙，来，把我这拐棍儿扔给你！” |
| [03:25.96] | 唐:拐棍啊？ |
| [03:27.39] | 姜:有个大嫂跟我叫:“兄弟，要刀吗？大嫂这儿有水果刀儿！” |
| [03:32.85] | 唐:嘿！你瞧这两件武器。 |
| [03:35.35] | 姜:这个出主意说往里扔砖头让我踩着往上爬； |
| [03:40.01] | 那个出主意说扔一根儿烟让我抽一口先提提精神。 |
| [03:46.01] | 有一位老大娘心眼儿真不错，心地善良，眼泪都出来了， |
| [03:50.78] | 趴在边儿上跟我喊: |
| [03:52.06] | “孩子，给你一支钢笔，有什么话先写下来！” |
| [04:00.49] | 唐:哎哟，这位老大娘真有点意思。 |
| [04:03.42] | 姜:您听听这团乱，啊！也没人出来组织组织。 |
| [04:07.44] | 哪怕先成立个虎口救人临时小组啊！ |
| [04:10.94] | 唐:那哪来得及啊？ |
| [04:12.44] | 姜:那扔这水果刀、拐棍儿管用吗？ |
| [04:14.78] | 唐:这两件武器打虎是差点儿。 |
| [04:17.08] | 姜:老虎那儿正犯懒呢，我干什么呀，我拿拐棍儿捅老虎？ |
| [04:21.39] | 唐:哎，别介，那非把老虎捅精神了不可。 |
| [04:23.86] | 姜:再说上边那老头儿，你什么眼神儿？ |
| [04:26.01] | 你看你拐棍儿扔这地方。 |
| [04:27.83] | 唐:什么地方？ |
| [04:28.65] | 姜:正扔老虎屁股后头！ |
| [04:31.94] | 我一够，我一够我再揪老虎尾巴上！ |
| [04:34.82] | 唐:哎哟，你可别乱动啊！ |
| [04:36.89] | 姜:思来想去不能乱动， |
| [04:39.05] | 应了老太太那句话了， |
| [04:41.30] | 趁着头脑还清醒，我先留下几句话吧！ |
| [04:44.82] | 唐:真要写啊？ |
| [04:46.39] | 姜:我也老太不小了。 |
| [04:47.35] | 唐:时代青年呐。 |
| [04:48.52] | 姜:这算卦的说，我28岁就是今年我有场大难， |
| [04:53.26] | 头些日子过完了生日了，我自己还美呢！ |
| [04:55.15] | 唐:大难躲过去啦！ |
| [04:56.50] | 姜:今儿一琢磨，大概人家是按阴历给我算的。 |
| [05:00.10] | 唐:得，阴错阳差了。 |
| [05:04.61] | 姜:这叫躲得了初一躲不了十五。 |
| [05:07.10] | 要说留几句话我就埋怨我妈。 |
| [05:09.38] | 唐:这碍你妈什么事？ |
| [05:10.54] | 姜:您瞧生我这个儿，旁边的你们看着我挺高的， |
| [05:13.91] | 拿皮尺一量，一米六五。 |
| [05:17.02] | 唐:一米六五凑合啦！ |
| [05:18.62] | 姜:你跟我凑合咯，搞对象的姑娘都不和我凑合， |
| [05:22.67] | 一搞对象嫌我个太小。 |
| [05:25.08] | 您说但凡我有个对象的话， |
| [05:26.71] | 我能星期天一人儿没事上这儿看老虎玩儿来吗？ |
| [05:30.07] | 唐:那怎么就不能来啊？ |
| [05:31.40] | 姜:怎么不能？您让搞对象的小伙子说说， |
| [05:34.78] | 你们搞对象，你们到了星期天， |
| [05:37.75] | 谁不上丈母娘家干活儿去？ |
| [05:43.34] | 唐:是这样吗？ |
| [05:44.42] | 姜:是这样吗？ |
| [05:45.73] | 我给你讲，我们家老二搞对象， |
| [05:48.52] | 自从人家搞对象起， |
| [05:49.71] | 人丈母娘家就再也不雇保姆啦！ |
| [05:54.69] | 唐:这么说你就愿意当这保姆？ |
| [05:57.30] | 姜:当保姆干活儿累点儿，没生命危险哪， |
| [06:00.01] | 唐:那倒是。 |
| [06:00.83] | 姜:碰不上大老虎啊， |
| [06:02.71] | 咱们干完活儿还可以谈恋爱去嘛。 |
| [06:04.96] | 谈恋爱逛公园，有逛动物园的吗？ |
| [06:07.68] | 公园什么样？花前月下，你在哪儿谈什么，它都够味儿啊。 |
| [06:13.91] | 你闻闻动物园什么味儿，你闻闻， |
| [06:16.40] | 腥臊恶臭，你就这个味儿，你谈什么它影响情绪呀！ |
| [06:20.56] | 唐:嗐……姜昆啊，合着你掉老虎洞里就因为没有对象？ |
| [06:28.08] | 姜:你没对象你也不要紧，你把个儿长高点儿。 |
| [06:31.23] | 我长一大高个儿，我什么都看得清楚， |
| [06:33.21] | 我往前挤什么呀！ |
| [06:36.37] | 这回倒好，我看得真清楚， |
| [06:39.05] | 我连老虎几根儿胡子都看清楚了！ |
| [06:46.23] | 唐:你这机会可真难得啊。 |
| [06:48.21] | 姜:给你争取一回？ |
| [06:49.27] | 唐:我可不去！ |
| [06:50.72] | 姜:您说一说留几句话就埋怨我妈， |
| [06:52.98] | 咱们不招老人不待见，我不说了！ |
| [06:54.83] | 唐:你给单位留几句。 |
| [06:56.21] | 姜:怎么说呀？各位领导，各位师傅， |
| [06:58.82] | 星期天出来玩来没留神儿让老虎给吃了…… |
| [07:02.04] | 唐:那是实际情况啊。 |
| [07:03.65] | 姜:都怪我，组织性、纪律性不强，自由散漫，对老虎吃我这后果估计不足啊！ |
| [07:10.79] | 唐:没法估计！ |
| [07:11.71] | 姜:我都死了我还检查什么啊？算了，死了就死了吧。反正老子从小到大还没死过一回呢…… |
| [07:17.56] | 唐:啊？活着的人都没死过一回！ |
| [07:20.71] | 姜:这回咱们跟领导说话，咱们硬气点儿！ |
| [07:23.04] | 咱跟他说，抚恤金你爱给多少给多少， |
| [07:26.82] | 咱也不吭也不讹你。工伤是算不上了， |
| [07:31.23] | 顶多闹一个自然死亡…… |
| [07:35.67] | 唐:我看呐也就闹到这儿了。 |
| [07:37.52] | 姜:大小伙子你怎么玩不好，非让老虎给吃了， |
| [07:40.75] | 估计什么也追认不上了…… |
| [07:43.33] | 唐:没法追认你。 |
| [07:45.10] | 姜:我正瞎琢磨到这儿，上边大家伙可都给我出主意。 |
| [07:48.55] | 这个说:“哎……小伙子，这老虎挺老实，容我们想想办法……再等会儿啊。” |
| [07:55.74] | 那个说:“哎，有人给你找动物园的管理员去了！” |
| [08:01.27] | 还有个年轻人在边上出主意:“来来来，大家伙跟我喊口号，争取把老虎给吓住了啊， |
| [08:07.04] | 一二三，打老虎！一二三，打老虎！！” |
| [08:12.23] | 唐:嗐，这管用吗？ |
| [08:14.27] | 姜:把我给吓坏了！“别喊了，别喊了！你们打算把老虎吵醒了喽啊？ |
| [08:20.48] | 你们要喊口号我来嘛。 |
| [08:22.40] | 唐:你喊啊？ |
| [08:23.23] | 姜:我离得近它听得清楚呀，真是的…… |
| [08:26.61] | （高声）一！（捂住嘴，低声）一二三四五，上山打老虎， |
| [08:33.86] | 老虎不吃饭，专吃大坏蛋！” |
| [08:35.64] | 唐:嘿，儿歌都出来了。 |
| [08:39.88] | 姜:“嗨！上边的！喊口号不管用，老虎听不懂！ |
| [08:43.49] | 嗨！你们真有英雄精神的，你们下来几个！” |
| [08:47.11] | 唐:什么？让人家下来？ |
| [08:49.17] | 姜:那怎么了？ |
| [08:50.18] | 唐:人家下来不也得喂了老虎？ |
| [08:51.89] | 姜:你们喂了老虎，那叫舍己救人哪，死得其所。 |
| [08:55.16] | 到时候还给你登登报什么的。 |
| [08:56.86] | 你说我……我死了算什么？喂了老虎一点价值都没有。 |
| [09:00.39] | 唐:不不不，你死了也能上报纸。 |
| [09:03.15] | 姜:上报纸顶多两句话。 |
| [09:04.72] | 唐:哪两句啊？ |
| [09:05.51] | 姜:“一青工游园不慎落入虎口丧生， |
| [09:08.92] | 有关部门提醒游人注意安全……” |
| [09:12.10] | 唐:这么两句啊！ |
| [09:17.23] | 姜:您听听，连名子都不给我登， |
| [09:19.82] | 我整个儿反面典型！ |
| [09:21.25] | 唐:您还想当正面儿的呢？ |
| [09:22.80] | 姜:怎么啦？ |
| [09:23.33] | 唐:你想了半天，一点儿管用的都没有！ |
| [09:25.97] | 姜:你别着急，你容我跟老虎商量商量！ |
| [09:28.25] | 唐:跟老虎还商量哪？ |
| [09:29.71] | 姜:“老虎，老虎，睡会儿行了嘿， |
| [09:32.56] | 你睁开眼睛看看我，我挺瘦的，没肉。 |
| [09:36.26] | 哎你想吃的话，我们单位有一唐杰忠挺胖的。” |
| [09:39.04] | 唐:啊？你老惦记我干什么呀？ |
| [09:42.32] | 姜:我就是逗它起来，咱们也不真送去嘛。 |
| [09:46.31] | “老虎，老虎你要是不咬我的话， |
| [09:48.65] | 我保证——我保证也不咬你！” |
| [09:52.00] | 唐:这实话！ |
| [09:53.47] | 姜:“你放我出去，我一定好好活着。 |
| [09:55.40] | 咱们听领导的话好好干工作； |
| [09:57.79] | 在家里咱们孝顺父母，尊重弟妹； |
| [10:00.06] | 出外咱们遵守交通规则，不随地吐痰！” |
| [10:03.11] | 唐:嗨……你这都什么乱七八糟的！ |
| [10:05.89] | 姜:你别看乱七八糟的，你到我这时候你不一定想得起来。 |
| [10:09.09] | 唐:哎哟，这个你还骄傲呢？ |
| [10:10.75] | 姜:怎么着？ |
| [10:11.40] | 唐:你现在是想办法出去！ |
| [10:13.64] | 姜:想办法出去？你说得容易， |
| [10:15.94] | 这是什么地方？这是关老虎的地方！ |
| [10:18.11] | 老虎都出不去，我出得去吗？ |
| [10:21.69] | 唐:那也是啊。 |
| [10:22.28] | 姜:你瞧这围墙，3米多高，一点蹬头儿没有。 |
| [10:25.40] | 当初怎么设计的？也不弄个电梯！ |
| [10:27.80] | 唐:没听说过。 |
| [10:29.07] | 姜:“哎，上边的，你们到底想什……什么？给我找动物园的管理员去了？ |
| [10:34.15] | 管理员礼拜天休息？他休息，老虎不休息啊！ |
| [10:38.81] | 你们快打电话你们报个警，什么110，119，火警、匪警都…… |
| [10:44.48] | 什么？找了半天附近没电话？” |
| [10:47.32] | 这动物园的领导多抠，也不安个电话这…… |
| [10:50.06] | 算了，你们都走！你们都走！ |
| [10:51.52] | 你们……你们出动物园坐公共汽车送你们上电视台， |
| [10:54.82] | 到电视台叫个摄制组来拍一拍等会儿老虎怎么吃我！” |
| [10:59.04] | 唐:拍这个干吗呀！ |
| [11:00.69] | 姜:拍个老虎吃人的片子，卖给外国人换点儿外汇， |
| [11:03.97] | 也算哥们儿临死以前为“七五”计划做点贡献！ |
| [11:10.39] | 唐:看来你这觉悟还挺高哇！ |
| [11:13.58] | 姜:你说我这琢磨半天了，这老虎就……就光喘气它不睁眼！ |
| [11:15.49] | 你动撼动撼，我跟你比划比划， |
| [11:20.53] | 它不动，我也不敢动…… |
| [11:23.07] | 唐:这麻烦哪这…… |
| [11:24.05] | 姜:这老虎是不是退化了？ |
| [11:25.37] | 唐:这老虎不可能退化！ |
| [11:27.27] | 姜:你怎么知道的？ |
| [11:28.11] | 唐:人家动物园为了保持老虎的野性， |
| [11:30.70] | 经常往老虎洞里扔那个活鸡活兔。 |
| [11:33.70] | 姜:扔活鸡活兔干嘛？ |
| [11:34.82] | 唐:训练老虎捕捉活食啊！ |
| [11:36.31] | 姜:哎呦，捕捉活食。 |
| [11:37.75] | 唐:尤其是礼拜天，他们还要饿老虎一顿。 |
| [11:42.35] | 姜:坏啦！今儿就是礼拜天！ |
| [11:44.72] | 老虎还没吃饭呢！正好捕捉我这活食嗬！ |
| [11:48.00] | 唐:还让他赶上了！ |
| [11:49.27] | 姜:这个可恶的动物园，我死了以后，跟他们领导没完！ |
| [11:52.60] | 唐:对！让他们好好检查检查！ |
| [11:54.59] | 姜:检查！ |
| [11:55.19] | 唐:下不为例！ |
| [11:57.64] | 姜:下不为例？那哥们儿这回就算了是吧？ |
| [12:02.36] | 老子大小是条性命， |
| [12:03.92] | 我死了以后，动物园园长撤职！ |
| [12:06.01] | 管理员检查！扣发六个月奖金！ |
| [12:09.06] | 我正想到这儿，突然上边传来一声姑娘银铃般的声音: |
| [12:14.29] | “哎……大家伙快把皮带解下来，拧成绳子，把小伙子拽上来啊！” |
| [12:20.90] | 唐:哎，这个办法好！ |
| [12:23.06] | 姜:我一听，眼泪都下来了！ |
| [12:23.67] | 这是多好的主意呀，我抬头一看，嚯！ |
| [12:26.41] | 一声号召，三十多人在那儿解皮带呢！ |
| [12:30.04] | 哎哟，这真是好风格啊。 |
| [12:31.97] | 你看这姑娘，穿着一条绿裙子，正解一条黄裙带， |
| [12:36.24] | 这姑娘简直太漂亮了！ |
| [12:38.26] | 唐:啊？都这个时候了，你还有这心思？ |
| [12:42.65] | 姜:不是，我是说，你说人家一个姑娘，在这个关键的时刻， |
| [12:47.32] | 挺身相救一个素不相识的人， |
| [12:49.98] | 是不是说明了姑娘……对我有点儿意思啊？ |
| [12:54.86] | 唐:你啊，就邪劲儿太大。 |
| [12:57.22] | 姜:哎？你这是怎么说话呢？ |
| [12:59.62] | 那你说这个姑娘她周围站那么多小伙子，为什么她谁都不看， |
| [13:03.80] | 她就趴边上光看我一个人啊？ |
| [13:06.09] | 唐:废话！谁让你掉老虎洞里了？她不看你她看谁啊？ |
| [13:10.09] | 姜:反正甭管怎么说，估计从上往下看，看不出个头大小来， |
| [13:14.67] | 也许我的婚姻大事就此而成，这叫因祸得福， |
| [13:18.35] | 哎呀平常都是英雄救美人，今天是美人救英雄，嘿嘿…… |
| [13:22.10] | 唐:别说了！都什么时候了，你还有这个心思！想搞对象！ |
| [13:27.97] | 姜:你瞪什么眼睛啊？你怎么一点同情心都没有啊？ |
| [13:32.11] | 俗话说君子动口不动手，我一没动口二没动手，我就活动活动心眼儿， |
| [13:37.46] | （哭腔）我都要死的人了，你跟我较什么真儿呀？ |
| [13:40.89] | 唐:得，我还多嘴了，得了，你活动去吧！ |
| [13:43.24] | 姜:说时迟，那时快。 |
| [13:44.53] | 30根皮带拧成的绳子，顺顺当当下来了。 |
| [13:48.05] | 我抬头一看，嚯！上面30多人提溜着裤子正看着我呢！ |
| [13:52.36] | 这么多人看我，不能给这么多人丢脸。 |
| [13:54.99] | 这只脚，勾过老头儿的拐棍儿 |
| [13:56.92] | 这只手，抄起大嫂给我的水果刀 |
| [13:59.47] | 这叫做:明知山有虎，偏向虎山行！ |
| [14:04.60] | 胸中有红日，脚下舞东风！ |
| [14:07.92] | 敢与恶虎争高下，不向妖魔让寸分！ |
| [14:11.70] | 悲愤化作回天力，打虎自有后来人！ |
| [14:16.31] | 我一使劲儿，哎…嘿嘿 |
| [14:17.79] | 唐:怎么样？ |
| [14:18.55] | 姜:我站起来了… |
| [14:20.19] | 唐:嗯？你一直在底下坐着？ |
| [14:25.02] | 姜:你废话，腿那么软，不坐着我还趴着？ |
| [14:27.93] | 唐:快爬啊！ |
| [14:29.66] | 姜:我一看，绳子就在我眼前，“啪！”一把攥住，噌！噌！噌！噌！ |
| [14:34.89] | 几步来到了中间。俗话说狗急了能跳墙，人急了劲儿也不小！ |
| [14:39.76] | 一步、两步、三步、四步，这叫带劲儿！ |
| [14:43.27] | 哎？您说攀登珠穆朗峰，后边要跟个大老虎，是不是适合人家上得去？ |
| [14:48.88] | 唐:你就是瞎说…… |
| [14:51.33] | 姜:回过头一看，老虎刚睁开一只眼，哎呦，这叫胜利在望，哥们儿赢了！ |
| [14:57.66] | （唱）“啊朋友再见！啊朋友再见！啊朋友再见吧再见吧——” |
| [15:05.97] | （作滑落状）再见吧，老虎！说什么也不上这儿来了！ |
| [15:08.80] | 你一个人儿在这儿饿着吧！看你一个人够孤单的，动物园领导也不关心你， |
| [15:13.49] | 别忙，等哥们儿出去帮你介绍一母老虎啊！ |
| [15:16.27] | 唐:嗐！还胡说呢你啊。 |
| [15:19.59] | 姜:上面一扥我，我一蹬腿，“噌”的一下告诉你我出来了！ |
| [15:23.91] | 唐:哦你得救啦！ |
| [15:24.80] | 姜:群众是一阵阵的欢呼，我是一阵阵的迷糊。 |
| [15:29.19] | 唐:这回可吓得不轻。 |
| [15:31.40] | 姜:上来以后想起一个关键的问题！ |
| [15:33.26] | 唐:又想起什么问题了？ |
| [15:34.77] | 姜:姑娘的裙带子在哪儿呢？ |
| [15:36.13] | 唐:还惦记那裙带子呢。 |
| [15:37.61] | 姜:嗬，在这儿，赶紧把它解下来，像捧花环一样捧到胸前。 |
| [15:41.81] | 嗬，带着姑娘的体温，带着姑娘的芳香，带着…… |
| [15:44.20] | 唐:别闻了！ |
| [15:44.96] | 姜:啊？ |
| [15:45.25] | 唐:再闻还有汗味呢。 |
| [15:47.19] | 姜:甭管怎么说，争取走到姑娘面前， |
| [15:49.42] | 先给她来个“金珠玛米亚咕嘟”。 |
| [15:52.53] | 我依哩歪斜，奔姑娘而去。 |
| [15:54.76] | 唐:我说你着什么急啊？ |
| [15:56.33] | 姜:我还没对象呢，没法不着急！ |
| [15:58.93] | 唐:人家大家那么救你，你不先谢谢大家？ |
| [16:01.30] | 姜:我哆哆嗦嗦，我说得出话来吗？ |
| [16:03.14] | 唐:你先跟大伙儿握握手啊！ |
| [16:04.88] | 姜:他们都不和我握。 |
| [00:09.28] | jiang: nin kan gang cai a, |
| [00:10.82] | zhe ge cun zhuang chang wan xi zen me yi que yi guai jiu xia qu le? |
| [00:14.97] | tang: ni mei kan jian ma? |
| [00:16.37] | ren jia zai wu tai shang shuai le ge gen tou ba jiao wai le. |
| [00:19.33] | jiang: shuai gen tou le? |
| [00:20.04] | bu guo ta shuai zhe gen tou de zi shi mei wo qian xie ri zi shuai de gen tou piao liang. |
| [00:24.62] | tang: ni? ni zen me shuai de? |
| [00:26.59] | jiang: wo wo na gen tou bu shuo shuai chu dian er guo ji shui ping, |
| [00:32.14] | ji ben shang shuai xiang le shi jie xian jin hang lie. |
| [00:34.55] | tang: huo a! ai ya na ye tai xuan le! |
| [00:39.46] | jiang: wo shuai na di fang xuan. |
| [00:41.10] | tang: shen me di fang? |
| [00:41.87] | jiang: zan men bei jing dong wu yuan shi hu shan. |
| [00:44.40] | xing qi tian yi ren mei shi er shang na er kan lao hu wan er, zheng kan zhe dai jin ne, |
| [00:49.03] | bu zhi na wei que de, yi bian er wang qian ji yi bian er qi hong:" lao hu chu shan lou bia! |
| [00:54.30] | ba wo cong bian er shang gei wo ji xia lai le! |
| [00:56.42] | tang: ai you, shuai huai le ba? |
| [01:00.42] | jiang: ni shuai huai le na dou bu pa, shuai zhe ge bo shuai duan tui, |
| [01:03.85] | zan yi yuan jie ba jie ba zhao yang shi huan na, |
| [01:06.20] | ta zhe shuai de di fang bu ling, bu shi ren dai de di fang a! |
| [01:09.20] | tang: o, diao lao hu dong li le! |
| [01:11.13] | jiang: wo tai tou yi kan, bu yuan qian jiu pa zhe yi zhi da lao hu, xia de wo sheng er dou bian le! |
| [01:16.57] | chan yin:" ai yo ma" |
| [01:18.05] | tang: ei? ni zen me guan lao hu jiao ma ya? |
| [01:20.14] | jiang: jiao ma? jiao nai nai ye bu xing lou! |
| [01:23.14] | wan r wan le, da xiao huo zi yi bai er shi duo jin, |
| [01:25.86] | lian gu tou dai rou zheng hao lao hu yi dun zhong wu fan na. |
| [01:31.96] | tang: ni ke qian wan bie zhao ji, man man xiang ban fa. |
| [01:35.39] | jiang: nao dai dou da le! dang shi tou tou piao lao hu yi yan, hei, hai zhen bu cuo. |
| [01:39.65] | tang: lao hu mei kan jian ni? |
| [01:40.98] | jiang: zheng gen wo jiao liu gan qing ne! |
| [01:42.61] | tang: a? deng ni na! |
| [01:44.34] | jiang: zhe lao hu yi deng wo, wo nao zi" ji ling" yi xia, |
| [01:47.16] | " ceng ceng ceng" yong xian chu xu duo ying xiong xing xiang! |
| [01:49.13] | tang: hei! ying xiong xing xiang na! |
| [01:51.41] | jiang: wo tai tou yi kan, shang mian hao xie ren kan zhe wo ne, |
| [01:54.32] | zan men shi shi dai qing nian, dang zhe zhe me duo ren diao dao lao hu de zui bian er shang, bu neng gei qing nian ren diu lian! |
| [01:59.46] | tang: dui |
| [02:00.07] | jiang: guo qu ni men ting na jing xi wu song da hu hao bu hao? |
| [02:03.18] | tang: hao wa! |
| [02:03.89] | jiang: hao? na shi jia de! jin tian ge men r zai zhe er lian zhen de! |
| [02:08.41] | shi da shi rang ni men zhu wei kai kai yan! |
| [02:10.85] | tang: o, yao da hu, ni hai zhen xing. |
| [02:13.61] | jiang: xing shen me? |
| [02:14.61] | tang: xiang de bu cuo. |
| [02:15.47] | jiang: xiang de shi bu cuo, tui ke de zhan qi lai a! |
| [02:21.40] | dang shi dang shi wo shi zhe me kao lv. |
| [02:24.16] | tang: ni kao lv shen me? |
| [02:25.09] | jiang: zan men dou jin xing guo fa zhi jiao yu. |
| [02:27.34] | tang: na shi. |
| [02:27.36] | jiang: you ge" dong wu bao hu fa" nin zhi dao ma? |
| [02:28.56] | tang: zhi dao. |
| [02:29.22] | jiang: shui da si lao hu, pan xing liang nian na! |
| [02:31.81] | tang: ni zhe fa zhi guan nian hai ting qiang. |
| [02:33.36] | jiang: ni shuo shui ding de zhe ge fa a? he zhe wo da lao hu fan fa, lao hu chi wo bai chi? |
| [02:40.78] | tang: na ren jia shi wei le bao hu ye sheng dong wu de! |
| [02:44.63] | jiang: fu nv er tong ni bao hu, ye sheng dong wu hu li hai bao hu ta gan shen me ya? |
| [02:48.58] | tang: na ye yao bao hu. |
| [02:49.79] | jiang: wo zhe er zheng luan zuo mo ne, shang bian r ke luan le. |
| [02:52.63] | zhe ge han:" lai ren na! kuai jiu ren na, you ren diao lao hu dong li le!" |
| [02:58.55] | hai you ren gei wo da qi:" ai, ge men r, ting zhu!" |
| [03:05.81] | wo yi ting:" shen me? ting zhu? |
| [03:07.98] | zhe er shen me di fang? wo ting de zhu ma! |
| [03:11.36] | ni men zhen shi zhan zhe shuo hua bu yao teng, ni men xia lai ting yi ge wo kan kan!" |
| [03:14.11] | tang: ai! ren jia bu shi wei ni zhao ji ma? |
| [03:16.83] | jiang: na ye bu neng na me luan ya! |
| [03:18.60] | you ge lao da ye gen wo han:" hai zi, da hu de you ge jia huo, lai, ba wo zhe guai gun er reng gei ni!" |
| [03:25.96] | tang: guai gun a? |
| [03:27.39] | jiang: you ge da sao gen wo jiao:" xiong di, yao dao ma? da sao zhe er you shui guo dao er!" |
| [03:32.85] | tang: hei! ni qiao zhe liang jian wu qi. |
| [03:35.35] | jiang: zhe ge chu zhu yi shuo wang li reng zhuan tou rang wo cai zhe wang shang pa |
| [03:40.01] | na ge chu zhu yi shuo reng yi gen er yan rang wo chou yi kou xian ti ti jing shen. |
| [03:46.01] | you yi wei lao da niang xin yan er zhen bu cuo, xin di shan liang, yan lei dou chu lai le, |
| [03:50.78] | pa zai bian er shang gen wo han: |
| [03:52.06] | " hai zi, gei ni yi zhi gang bi, you shen me hua xian xie xia lai!" |
| [04:00.49] | tang: ai yo, zhe wei lao da niang zhen you dian yi si. |
| [04:03.42] | jiang: nin ting ting zhe tuan luan, a! ye mei ren chu lai zu zhi zu zhi. |
| [04:07.44] | na pa xian cheng li ge hu kou jiu ren lin shi xiao zu a! |
| [04:10.94] | tang: na na lai de ji a? |
| [04:12.44] | jiang: na reng zhe shui guo dao guai gun er guan yong ma? |
| [04:14.78] | tang: zhe liang jian wu qi da hu shi cha dian er. |
| [04:17.08] | jiang: lao hu na er zheng fan lan ne, wo gan shen me ya, wo na guai gun er tong lao hu? |
| [04:21.39] | tang: ai, bie jie, na fei ba lao hu tong jing shen liao bu ke. |
| [04:23.86] | jiang: zai shuo shang bian na lao tou er, ni shen me yan shen er? |
| [04:26.01] | ni kan ni guai gun er reng zhe di fang. |
| [04:27.83] | tang: shen me di fang? |
| [04:28.65] | jiang: zheng reng lao hu pi gu hou tou! |
| [04:31.94] | wo yi gou, wo yi gou wo zai jiu lao hu wei ba shang! |
| [04:34.82] | tang: ai yo, ni ke bie luan dong a! |
| [04:36.89] | jiang: si lai xiang qu bu neng luan dong, |
| [04:39.05] | ying le lao tai tai na ju hua le, |
| [04:41.30] | chen zhe tou nao huan qing xing, wo xian liu xia ji ju hua ba! |
| [04:44.82] | tang: zhen yao xie a? |
| [04:46.39] | jiang: wo ye lao tai bu xiao le. |
| [04:47.35] | tang: shi dai qing nian na. |
| [04:48.52] | jiang: zhe suan gua de shuo, wo 28 sui jiu shi jin nian wo you chang da nan, |
| [04:53.26] | tou xie ri zi guo wan le sheng ri le, wo zi ji hai mei ne! |
| [04:55.15] | tang: da nan duo guo qu la! |
| [04:56.50] | jiang: jin er yi zuo mo, da gai ren jia shi an yin li gei wo suan de. |
| [05:00.10] | tang: de, yin cuo yang cha le. |
| [05:04.61] | jiang: zhe jiao duo de le chu yi duo bu liao shi wu. |
| [05:07.10] | yao shuo liu ji ju hua wo jiu man yuan wo ma. |
| [05:09.38] | tang: zhe ai ni ma shen me shi? |
| [05:10.54] | jiang: nin qiao sheng wo zhe ge er, pang bian de ni men kan zhe wo ting gao de, |
| [05:13.91] | na pi chi yi liang, yi mi liu wu. |
| [05:17.02] | tang: yi mi liu wu cou he la! |
| [05:18.62] | jiang: ni gen wo cou he ge, gao dui xiang de gu niang dou bu he wo cou he, |
| [05:22.67] | yi gao dui xiang xian wo ge tai xiao. |
| [05:25.08] | nin shuo dan fan wo you ge dui xiang de hua, |
| [05:26.71] | wo neng xing qi tian yi ren er mei shi shang zhe er kan lao hu wan er lai ma? |
| [05:30.07] | tang: na zen me jiu bu neng lai a? |
| [05:31.40] | jiang: zen me bu neng? nin rang gao dui xiang de xiao huo zi shuo shuo, |
| [05:34.78] | ni men gao dui xiang, ni men dao le xing qi tian, |
| [05:37.75] | shui bu shang zhang mu niang jia gan huo er qu? |
| [05:43.34] | tang: shi zhe yang ma? |
| [05:44.42] | jiang: shi zhe yang ma? |
| [05:45.73] | wo gei ni jiang, wo men jia lao er gao dui xiang, |
| [05:48.52] | zi cong ren jia gao dui xiang qi, |
| [05:49.71] | ren zhang mu niang jia jiu zai ye bu gu bao mu la! |
| [05:54.69] | tang: zhe me shuo ni jiu yuan yi dang zhe bao mu? |
| [05:57.30] | jiang: dang bao mu gan huo er lei dian er, mei sheng ming wei xian na, |
| [06:00.01] | tang: na dao shi. |
| [06:00.83] | jiang: peng bu shang da lao hu a, |
| [06:02.71] | zan men gan wan huo er hai ke yi tan lian ai qu ma. |
| [06:04.96] | tan lian ai guang gong yuan, you guang dong wu yuan de ma? |
| [06:07.68] | gong yuan shen me yang? hua qian yue xia, ni zai na er tan shen me, ta dou gou wei r a. |
| [06:13.91] | ni wen wen dong wu yuan shen me wei r, ni wen wen, |
| [06:16.40] | xing sao e chou, ni jiu zhe ge wei r, ni tan shen me ta ying xiang qing xu ya! |
| [06:20.56] | tang: hai jiang kun a, he zhe ni diao lao hu dong li jiu yin wei mei you dui xiang? |
| [06:28.08] | jiang: ni mei dui xiang ni ye bu yao jin, ni ba ge er zhang gao dian er. |
| [06:31.23] | wo zhang yi da gao ge er, wo shen me dou kan de qing chu, |
| [06:33.21] | wo wang qian ji shen me ya! |
| [06:36.37] | zhe hui dao hao, wo kan de zhen qing chu, |
| [06:39.05] | wo lian lao hu ji gen er hu zi dou kan qing chu le! |
| [06:46.23] | tang: ni zhe ji hui ke zhen nan de a. |
| [06:48.21] | jiang: gei ni zheng qu yi hui? |
| [06:49.27] | tang: wo ke bu qu! |
| [06:50.72] | jiang: nin shuo yi shuo liu ji ju hua jiu man yuan wo ma, |
| [06:52.98] | zan men bu zhao lao ren bu dai jian, wo bu shuo le! |
| [06:54.83] | tang: ni gei dan wei liu ji ju. |
| [06:56.21] | jiang: zen me shuo ya? ge wei ling dao, ge wei shi fu, |
| [06:58.82] | xing qi tian chu lai wan lai mei liu shen er rang lao hu gei chi le |
| [07:02.04] | tang: na shi shi ji qing kuang a. |
| [07:03.65] | jiang: dou guai wo, zu zhi xing ji lv xing bu qiang, zi you san man, dui lao hu chi wo zhe hou guo gu ji bu zu a! |
| [07:10.79] | tang: mei fa gu ji! |
| [07:11.71] | jiang: wo dou si le wo hai jian cha shen me a? suan le, si le jiu si le ba. fan zheng lao zi cong xiao dao da hai mei si guo yi hui ne |
| [07:17.56] | tang: a? huo zhe de ren dou mei si guo yi hui! |
| [07:20.71] | jiang: zhe hui zan men gen ling dao shuo hua, zan men ying qi dian er! |
| [07:23.04] | zan gen ta shuo, fu xu jin ni ai gei duo shao gei duo shao, |
| [07:26.82] | zan ye bu keng ye bu e ni. gong shang shi suan bu shang le, |
| [07:31.23] | ding duo nao yi ge zi ran si wang |
| [07:35.67] | tang: wo kan na ye jiu nao dao zhe er le. |
| [07:37.52] | jiang: da xiao huo zi ni zen me wan bu hao, fei rang lao hu gei chi le, |
| [07:40.75] | gu ji shen me ye zhui ren bu shang le |
| [07:43.33] | tang: mei fa zhui ren ni. |
| [07:45.10] | jiang: wo zheng xia zuo mo dao zhe er, shang bian da jia huo ke dou gei wo chu zhu yi. |
| [07:48.55] | zhe ge shuo:" ai xiao huo zi, zhe lao hu ting lao shi, rong wo men xiang xiang ban fa zai deng hui er a." |
| [07:55.74] | na ge shuo:" ai, you ren gei ni zhao dong wu yuan de guan li yuan qu le!" |
| [08:01.27] | hai you ge nian qing ren zai bian shang chu zhu yi:" lai lai lai, da jia huo gen wo han kou hao, zheng qu ba lao hu gei xia zhu le a, |
| [08:07.04] | yi er san, da lao hu! yi er san, da lao hu!!" |
| [08:12.23] | tang: hai, zhe guan yong ma? |
| [08:14.27] | jiang: ba wo gei xia huai le!" bie han le, bie han le! ni men da suan ba lao hu chao xing le lou a? |
| [08:20.48] | ni men yao han kou hao wo lai ma. |
| [08:22.40] | tang: ni han a? |
| [08:23.23] | jiang: wo li de jin ta ting de qing chu ya, zhen shi de |
| [08:26.61] | gao sheng yi! wu zhu zui, di sheng yi er san si wu, shang shan da lao hu, |
| [08:33.86] | lao hu bu chi fan, zhuan chi da huai dan!" |
| [08:35.64] | tang: hei, er ge dou chu lai le. |
| [08:39.88] | jiang:" hai! shang bian de! han kou hao bu guan yong, lao hu ting bu dong! |
| [08:43.49] | hai! ni men zhen you ying xiong jing shen de, ni men xia lai ji ge!" |
| [08:47.11] | tang: shen me? rang ren jia xia lai? |
| [08:49.17] | jiang: na zen me le? |
| [08:50.18] | tang: ren jia xia lai bu ye de wei le lao hu? |
| [08:51.89] | jiang: ni men wei le lao hu, na jiao she ji jiu ren na, si de qi suo. |
| [08:55.16] | dao shi hou huan gei ni deng deng bao shen me de. |
| [08:56.86] | ni shuo wo wo si le suan shen me? wei le lao hu yi dian jia zhi dou mei you. |
| [09:00.39] | tang: bu bu bu, ni si le ye neng shang bao zhi. |
| [09:03.15] | jiang: shang bao zhi ding duo liang ju hua. |
| [09:04.72] | tang: na liang ju a? |
| [09:05.51] | jiang:" yi qing gong you yuan bu shen luo ru hu kou sang sheng, |
| [09:08.92] | you guan bu men ti xing you ren zhu yi an quan" |
| [09:12.10] | tang: zhe me liang ju a! |
| [09:17.23] | jiang: nin ting ting, lian ming zi dou bu gei wo deng, |
| [09:19.82] | wo zheng ge er fan mian dian xing! |
| [09:21.25] | tang: nin hai xiang dang zheng mian r de ne? |
| [09:22.80] | jiang: zen me la? |
| [09:23.33] | tang: ni xiang le ban tian, yi dian er guan yong de dou mei you! |
| [09:25.97] | jiang: ni bie zhao ji, ni rong wo gen lao hu shang liang shang liang! |
| [09:28.25] | tang: gen lao hu hai shang liang na? |
| [09:29.71] | jiang:" lao hu, lao hu, shui hui er xing le hei, |
| [09:32.56] | ni zheng kai yan jing kan kan wo, wo ting shou de, mei rou. |
| [09:36.26] | ai ni xiang chi de hua, wo men dan wei you yi tang jie zhong ting pang de." |
| [09:39.04] | tang: a? ni lao dian ji wo gan shen me ya? |
| [09:42.32] | jiang: wo jiu shi dou ta qi lai, zan men ye bu zhen song qu ma. |
| [09:46.31] | " lao hu, lao hu ni yao shi bu yao wo de hua, |
| [09:48.65] | wo bao zheng wo bao zheng ye bu yao ni!" |
| [09:52.00] | tang: zhe shi hua! |
| [09:53.47] | jiang:" ni fang wo chu qu, wo yi ding hao hao huo zhe. |
| [09:55.40] | zan men ting ling dao de hua hao hao gan gong zuo |
| [09:57.79] | zai jia li zan men xiao shun fu mu, zun zhong di mei |
| [10:00.06] | chu wai zan men zun shou jiao tong gui ze, bu sui di tu tan!" |
| [10:03.11] | tang: hai ni zhe dou shen me luan qi ba zao de! |
| [10:05.89] | jiang: ni bie kan luan qi ba zao de, ni dao wo zhe shi hou ni bu yi ding xiang de qi lai. |
| [10:09.09] | tang: ai yo, zhe ge ni hai jiao ao ne? |
| [10:10.75] | jiang: zen me zhao? |
| [10:11.40] | tang: ni xian zai shi xiang ban fa chu qu! |
| [10:13.64] | jiang: xiang ban fa chu qu? ni shuo de rong yi, |
| [10:15.94] | zhe shi shen me di fang? zhe shi guan lao hu de di fang! |
| [10:18.11] | lao hu dou chu bu qu, wo chu de qu ma? |
| [10:21.69] | tang: na ye shi a. |
| [10:22.28] | jiang: ni qiao zhe wei qiang, 3 mi duo gao, yi dian deng tou er mei you. |
| [10:25.40] | dang chu zen me she ji de? ye bu nong ge dian ti! |
| [10:27.80] | tang: mei ting shuo guo. |
| [10:29.07] | jiang:" ai, shang bian de, ni men dao di xiang shen shen me? gei wo zhao dong wu yuan de guan li yuan qu le? |
| [10:34.15] | guan li yuan li bai tian xiu xi? ta xiu xi, lao hu bu xiu xi a! |
| [10:38.81] | ni men kuai da dian hua ni men bao ge jing, shen me 110, 119, huo jing fei jing dou |
| [10:44.48] | shen me? zhao le ban tian fu jin mei dian hua?" |
| [10:47.32] | zhe dong wu yuan de ling dao duo kou, ye bu an ge dian hua zhe |
| [10:50.06] | suan le, ni men dou zou! ni men dou zou! |
| [10:51.52] | ni men ni men chu dong wu yuan zuo gong gong qi che song ni men shang dian shi tai, |
| [10:54.82] | dao dian shi tai jiao ge she zhi zu lai pai yi pai deng hui er lao hu zen me chi wo!" |
| [10:59.04] | tang: pai zhe ge gan ma ya! |
| [11:00.69] | jiang: pai ge lao hu chi ren de pian zi, mai gei wai guo ren huan dian er wai hui, |
| [11:03.97] | ye suan ge men r lin si yi qian wei" qi wu" ji hua zuo dian gong xian! |
| [11:10.39] | tang: kan lai ni zhe jue wu hai ting gao wa! |
| [11:13.58] | jiang: ni shuo wo zhe zuo mo ban tian le, zhe lao hu jiu jiu guang chuan qi ta bu zheng yan! |
| [11:15.49] | ni dong han dong han, wo gen ni bi hua bi hua, |
| [11:20.53] | ta bu dong, wo ye bu gan dong |
| [11:23.07] | tang: zhe ma fan na zhe |
| [11:24.05] | jiang: zhe lao hu shi bu shi tui hua le? |
| [11:25.37] | tang: zhe lao hu bu ke neng tui hua! |
| [11:27.27] | jiang: ni zen me zhi dao de? |
| [11:28.11] | tang: ren jia dong wu yuan wei le bao chi lao hu de ye xing, |
| [11:30.70] | jing chang wang lao hu dong li reng na ge huo ji huo tu. |
| [11:33.70] | jiang: reng huo ji huo tu gan ma? |
| [11:34.82] | tang: xun lian lao hu bu zhuo huo shi a! |
| [11:36.31] | jiang: ai you, bu zhuo huo shi. |
| [11:37.75] | tang: you qi shi li bai tian, ta men hai yao e lao hu yi dun. |
| [11:42.35] | jiang: huai la! jin er jiu shi li bai tian! |
| [11:44.72] | lao hu hai mei chi fan ne! zheng hao bu zhuo wo zhe huo shi he! |
| [11:48.00] | tang: hai rang ta gan shang le! |
| [11:49.27] | jiang: zhe ge ke wu de dong wu yuan, wo si le yi hou, gen ta men ling dao mei wan! |
| [11:52.60] | tang: dui! rang ta men hao hao jian zha jian cha! |
| [11:54.59] | jiang: jian cha! |
| [11:55.19] | tang: xia bu wei li! |
| [11:57.64] | jiang: xia bu wei li? na ge men r zhe hui jiu suan le shi ba? |
| [12:02.36] | lao zi da xiao shi tiao xing ming, |
| [12:03.92] | wo si le yi hou, dong wu yuan yuan zhang che zhi! |
| [12:06.01] | guan li yuan jian cha! kou fa liu ge yue jiang jin! |
| [12:09.06] | wo zheng xiang dao zhe er, tu ran shang bian chuan lai yi sheng gu niang yin ling ban de sheng yin: |
| [12:14.29] | " ai da jia huo kuai ba pi dai jie xia lai, ning cheng sheng zi, ba xiao huo zi zhuai shang lai a!" |
| [12:20.90] | tang: ai, zhe ge ban fa hao! |
| [12:23.06] | jiang: wo yi ting, yan lei du xia lai le! |
| [12:23.67] | zhe shi duo hao de zhu yi ya, wo tai tou yi kan, huo! |
| [12:26.41] | yi sheng hao zhao, san shi duo ren zai na r jie pi dai ne! |
| [12:30.04] | ai yo, zhe zhen shi hao feng ge a. |
| [12:31.97] | ni kan zhe gu niang, chuan zhe yi tiao lv qun zi, zheng jie yi tiao huang qun dai, |
| [12:36.24] | zhe gu niang jian zhi tai piao liang le! |
| [12:38.26] | tang: a? dou zhe ge shi hou le, ni hai you zhe xin si? |
| [12:42.65] | jiang: bu shi, wo shi shuo, ni shuo ren jia yi ge gu niang, zai zhe ge guan jian de shi ke, |
| [12:47.32] | ting shen xiang jiu yi ge su bu xiang shi de ren, |
| [12:49.98] | shi bu shi shuo ming liao gu niang dui wo you dian er yi si a? |
| [12:54.86] | tang: ni a, jiu xie jin r tai da. |
| [12:57.22] | jiang: ai? ni zhe shi zen me shuo hua ne? |
| [12:59.62] | na ni shuo zhe ge gu niang ta zhou wei zhan na me duo xiao huo zi, wei shi me ta shui dou bu kan, |
| [13:03.80] | ta jiu pa bian shang guang kan wo yi ge ren a? |
| [13:06.09] | tang: fei hua! shui rang ni diao lao hu dong li le? ta bu kan ni ta kan shui a? |
| [13:10.09] | jiang: fan zheng beng guan zen me shuo, gu ji cong shang wang xia kan, kan bu chu ge tou da xiao lai, |
| [13:14.67] | ye xu wo de hun yin da shi jiu ci er cheng, zhe jiao yin huo de fu, |
| [13:18.35] | ai ya ping chang dou shi ying xiong jiu mei ren, jin tian shi mei ren jiu ying xiong, hei hei |
| [13:22.10] | tang: bie shuo le! dou shen me shi hou le, ni hai you zhe ge xin si! xiang gao dui xiang! |
| [13:27.97] | jiang: ni deng shen me yan jing a? ni zen me yi dian tong qing xin dou mei you a? |
| [13:32.11] | su hua shuo jun zi dong kou bu dong shou, wo yi mei dong kou er mei dong shou, wo jiu huo dong huo dong xin yan er, |
| [13:37.46] | ku qiang wo dou yao si de ren le, ni gen wo jiao shen me zhen er ya? |
| [13:40.89] | tang: de, wo hai duo zui le, de le, ni huo dong qu ba! |
| [13:43.24] | jiang: shuo shi chi, na shi kuai. |
| [13:44.53] | 30 gen pi dai ning cheng de sheng zi, shun shun dang dang xia lai le. |
| [13:48.05] | wo tai tou yi kan, huo! shang mian 30 duo ren di liu zhe ku zi zheng kan zhe wo ne! |
| [13:52.36] | zhe me duo ren kan wo, bu neng gei zhe me duo ren diu lian. |
| [13:54.99] | zhe zhi jiao, gou guo lao tou er de guai gun er |
| [13:56.92] | zhe zhi shou, chao qi da sao gei wo de shui guo dao |
| [13:59.47] | zhe jiao zuo: ming zhi shan you hu, pian xiang hu shan xing! |
| [14:04.60] | xiong zhong you hong ri, jiao xia wu dong feng! |
| [14:07.92] | gan yu e hu zheng gao xia, bu xiang yao mo rang cun fen! |
| [14:11.70] | bei fen hua zuo hui tian li, da hu zi you hou lai ren! |
| [14:16.31] | wo yi shi jin r, ai hei hei |
| [14:17.79] | tang: zen me yang? |
| [14:18.55] | jiang: wo zhan qi lai le |
| [14:20.19] | tang: ? ni yi zhi zai di xia zuo zhe? |
| [14:25.02] | jiang: ni fei hua, tui na me ruan, bu zuo zhe wo hai pa zhe? |
| [14:27.93] | tang: kuai pa a! |
| [14:29.66] | jiang: wo yi kan, sheng zi jiu zai wo yan qian," pa!" yi ba zuan zhu, ceng! ceng! ceng! ceng! |
| [14:34.89] | ji bu lai dao le zhong jian. su hua shuo gou ji le neng tiao qiang, ren ji le jin r ye bu xiao! |
| [14:39.76] | yi bu liang bu san bu si bu, zhe jiao dai jin r! |
| [14:43.27] | ai? nin shuo pan deng zhu mu lang feng, hou bian yao gen ge da lao hu, shi bu shi shi he ren jia shang de qu? |
| [14:48.88] | tang: ni jiu shi xia shuo |
| [14:51.33] | jiang: hui guo tou yi kan, lao hu gang zheng kai yi zhi yan, ai you, zhe jiao sheng li zai wang, ge men r ying le! |
| [14:57.66] | chang" a peng you zai jian! a peng you zai jian! a peng you zai jian ba zai jian ba" |
| [15:05.97] | zuo hua luo zhuang zai jian ba, lao hu! shuo shi mo ye bu shang zhe er lai le! |
| [15:08.80] | ni yi ge ren er zai zhe er e zhe ba! kan ni yi ge ren gou gu dan de, dong wu yuan ling dao ye bu guan xin ni, |
| [15:13.49] | bie mang, deng ge men r chu qu bang ni jie shao yi mu lao hu a! |
| [15:16.27] | tang: hai! hai hu shuo ne ni a. |
| [15:19.59] | jiang: shang mian yi den wo, wo yi deng tui," ceng" de yi xia gao su ni wo chu lai le! |
| [15:23.91] | tang: o ni de jiu la! |
| [15:24.80] | jiang: qun zhong shi yi zhen zhen de huan hu, wo shi yi zhen zhen de mi hu. |
| [15:29.19] | tang: zhe hui ke xia de bu qing. |
| [15:31.40] | jiang: shang lai yi hou xiang qi yi ge guan jian de wen ti! |
| [15:33.26] | tang: you xiang qi shen me wen ti le? |
| [15:34.77] | jiang: gu niang de qun dai zi zai na er ne? |
| [15:36.13] | tang: hai dian ji na qun dai zi ne. |
| [15:37.61] | jiang: he, zai zhe er, gan jin ba ta jie xia lai, xiang peng hua huan yi yang peng dao xiong qian. |
| [15:41.81] | he, dai zhe gu niang de ti wen, dai zhe gu niang de fang xiang, dai zhe |
| [15:44.20] | tang: bie wen le! |
| [15:44.96] | jiang: a? |
| [15:45.25] | tang: zai wen hai you han wei ne. |
| [15:47.19] | jiang: beng guan zen me shuo, zheng qu zou dao gu niang mian qian, |
| [15:49.42] | xian gei ta lai ge" jin zhu ma mi ya gu du". |
| [15:52.53] | wo yi li wai xie, ben gu niang er qu. |
| [15:54.76] | tang: wo shuo ni zhe shen me ji a? |
| [15:56.33] | jiang: wo hai mei dui xiang ne, mei fa bu zhao ji! |
| [15:58.93] | tang: ren jia da jia na me jiu ni, ni bu xian xie xie da jia? |
| [16:01.30] | jiang: wo duo duo suo suo, wo shuo de chu hua lai ma? |
| [16:03.14] | tang: ni xian gen da huo er wo wo shou a! |
| [16:04.88] | jiang: ta men dou bu he wo wo. |
| [00:09.28] | jiāng: nín kàn gāng cái a, |
| [00:10.82] | zhè gé cún zhuàng chàng wán xì zěn me yī qué yī guǎi jiù xià qù le? |
| [00:14.97] | táng: nǐ méi kàn jiàn ma? |
| [00:16.37] | rén jiā zài wǔ tái shàng shuāi le gè gēn tou bǎ jiǎo wǎi le. |
| [00:19.33] | jiāng: shuāi gēn tou le? |
| [00:20.04] | bù guò tā shuāi zhè gēn tou de zī shì méi wǒ qián xiē rì zi shuāi de gēn tou piào liàng. |
| [00:24.62] | táng: nǐ? nǐ zěn me shuāi de? |
| [00:26.59] | jiāng: wǒ wǒ nà gēn tou bù shuō shuāi chū diǎn ér guó jì shuǐ píng, |
| [00:32.14] | jī běn shàng shuāi xiàng le shì jiè xiān jìn háng liè. |
| [00:34.55] | táng: huò a! āi yā nà yě tài xuán le! |
| [00:39.46] | jiāng: wǒ shuāi nà dì fāng xuán. |
| [00:41.10] | táng: shén me dì fang? |
| [00:41.87] | jiāng: zán men běi jīng dòng wù yuán shī hǔ shān. |
| [00:44.40] | xīng qī tiān yī rén méi shì ér shàng nà ér kàn lǎo hǔ wán ér, zhèng kàn zhe dài jìn ne, |
| [00:49.03] | bù zhī nǎ wèi quē dé, yī biān ér wǎng qián jǐ yī biān ér qǐ hòng:" lǎo hǔ chū shān lóu bia! |
| [00:54.30] | bǎ wǒ cóng biān ér shàng gěi wǒ jǐ xià lái le! |
| [00:56.42] | táng: āi yōu, shuāi huài le ba? |
| [01:00.42] | jiāng: nǐ shuāi huài le nǎ dōu bù pà, shuāi zhé gē bó shuāi duàn tuǐ, |
| [01:03.85] | zán yī yuàn jiē ba jiē ba zhào yàng shǐ huàn nà, |
| [01:06.20] | tā zhè shuāi de dì fāng bù líng, bú shì rén dāi de dì fāng a! |
| [01:09.20] | táng: ó, diào lǎo hǔ dòng lǐ le! |
| [01:11.13] | jiāng: wǒ tái tóu yī kàn, bù yuǎn qián jiù pā zhe yì zhī dà lǎo hǔ, xià dé wǒ shēng ér dōu biàn le! |
| [01:16.57] | chàn yīn:" āi yō mā" |
| [01:18.05] | táng: éi? nǐ zěn me guǎn lǎo hǔ jiào mā ya? |
| [01:20.14] | jiāng: jiào mā? jiào nǎi nǎi yě bù xíng lóu! |
| [01:23.14] | wán r wán le, dà xiǎo huǒ zi yī bǎi èr shí duō jīn, |
| [01:25.86] | lián gú tou dài ròu zhèng hǎo lǎo hǔ yī dùn zhōng wǔ fàn nà. |
| [01:31.96] | táng: nǐ kě qiān wàn bié zháo jí, màn màn xiǎng bàn fǎ. |
| [01:35.39] | jiāng: nǎo dài dōu dà le! dāng shí tōu tōu piǎo lǎo hǔ yī yǎn, hēi, hái zhēn bù cuò. |
| [01:39.65] | táng: lǎo hǔ méi kàn jiàn nǐ? |
| [01:40.98] | jiāng: zhèng gēn wǒ jiāo liú gǎn qíng ne! |
| [01:42.61] | táng: a? dèng nǐ nǎ! |
| [01:44.34] | jiāng: zhè lǎo hǔ yī dēng wǒ, wǒ nǎo zi" jī líng" yī xià, |
| [01:47.16] | " cèng cèng cèng" yǒng xiàn chū xǔ duō yīng xióng xíng xiàng! |
| [01:49.13] | táng: hēi! yīng xióng xíng xiàng nǎ! |
| [01:51.41] | jiāng: wǒ tái tóu yī kàn, shàng miàn hǎo xiē rén kàn zhe wǒ ne, |
| [01:54.32] | zán men shì shí dài qīng nián, dāng zhe zhè me duō rén diào dào lǎo hǔ de zuǐ biān ér shàng, bù néng gěi qīng nián rén diū liǎn! |
| [01:59.46] | táng: duì |
| [02:00.07] | jiāng: guò qù nǐ men tīng nà jīng xì wǔ sōng dǎ hǔ hǎo bù hǎo? |
| [02:03.18] | táng: hǎo wā! |
| [02:03.89] | jiāng: hǎo? nà shi jiǎ de! jīn tiān gē men r zài zhè ér liàn zhēn de! |
| [02:08.41] | shí dǎ shí ràng nǐ men zhū wèi kāi kāi yǎn! |
| [02:10.85] | táng: ó, yào dǎ hǔ, nǐ hái zhēn xíng. |
| [02:13.61] | jiāng: xíng shén me? |
| [02:14.61] | táng: xiǎng dé bù cuò. |
| [02:15.47] | jiāng: xiǎng dé shì bù cuò, tuǐ kě dé zhàn qǐ lái a! |
| [02:21.40] | dāng shí dāng shí wǒ shì zhè me kǎo lǜ. |
| [02:24.16] | táng: nǐ kǎo lǜ shén me? |
| [02:25.09] | jiāng: zán men dōu jìn xíng guò fǎ zhì jiào yù. |
| [02:27.34] | táng: nà shi. |
| [02:27.36] | jiāng: yǒu gè" dòng wù bǎo hù fǎ" nín zhī dào ma? |
| [02:28.56] | táng: zhī dào. |
| [02:29.22] | jiāng: shuí dǎ sǐ lǎo hǔ, pàn xíng liǎng nián nà! |
| [02:31.81] | táng: nǐ zhè fǎ zhì guān niàn hái tǐng qiáng. |
| [02:33.36] | jiāng: nǐ shuō shuí dìng de zhè gè fǎ a? hé zhe wǒ dǎ lǎo hǔ fàn fǎ, lǎo hǔ chī wǒ bái chī? |
| [02:40.78] | táng: nà rén jiā shì wèi le bǎo hù yě shēng dòng wù de! |
| [02:44.63] | jiāng: fù nǚ ér tóng nǐ bǎo hù, yě shēng dòng wù hú lí hái bǎo hù tā gàn shén me ya? |
| [02:48.58] | táng: nà yě yào bǎo hù. |
| [02:49.79] | jiāng: wǒ zhè ér zhèng luàn zuó mo ne, shàng bian r kě luàn le. |
| [02:52.63] | zhè gè hǎn:" lái rén nà! kuài jiù rén nà, yǒu rén diào lǎo hǔ dòng lǐ le!" |
| [02:58.55] | hái yǒu rén gěi wǒ dǎ qì:" āi, gē men r, tǐng zhù!" |
| [03:05.81] | wǒ yī tīng:" shén me? tǐng zhù? |
| [03:07.98] | zhè ér shén me dì fang? wǒ tǐng dé zhù ma! |
| [03:11.36] | nǐ men zhēn shì zhàn zhe shuō huà bù yāo téng, nǐ men xià lái tǐng yí gè wǒ kàn kàn!" |
| [03:14.11] | táng: āi! rén jiā bú shì wèi nǐ zháo jí ma? |
| [03:16.83] | jiāng: nà yě bù néng nà me luàn ya! |
| [03:18.60] | yǒu gè lǎo dà yé gēn wǒ hǎn:" hái zi, dǎ hǔ dé yǒu gè jiā huo, lái, bǎ wǒ zhè guǎi gùn ér rēng gěi nǐ!" |
| [03:25.96] | táng: guǎi gùn a? |
| [03:27.39] | jiāng: yǒu gè dà sǎo gēn wǒ jiào:" xiōng dì, yào dāo ma? dà sǎo zhè ér yǒu shuǐ guǒ dāo ér!" |
| [03:32.85] | táng: hēi! nǐ qiáo zhè liǎng jiàn wǔ qì. |
| [03:35.35] | jiāng: zhè gè chū zhǔ yi shuō wǎng lǐ rēng zhuān tóu ràng wǒ cǎi zhe wǎng shàng pá |
| [03:40.01] | nà gè chū zhǔ yi shuō rēng yī gēn ér yān ràng wǒ chōu yī kǒu xiān tí tí jīng shén. |
| [03:46.01] | yǒu yī wèi lǎo dà niáng xīn yǎn ér zhēn bù cuò, xīn dì shàn liáng, yǎn lèi dōu chū lái le, |
| [03:50.78] | pā zài biān ér shàng gēn wǒ hǎn: |
| [03:52.06] | " hái zi, gěi nǐ yī zhī gāng bǐ, yǒu shén me huà xiān xiě xià lái!" |
| [04:00.49] | táng: āi yō, zhè wèi lǎo dà niáng zhēn yǒu diǎn yì sī. |
| [04:03.42] | jiāng: nín tīng tīng zhè tuán luàn, a! yě méi rén chū lái zǔ zhī zǔ zhī. |
| [04:07.44] | nǎ pà xiān chéng lì gè hǔ kǒu jiù rén lín shí xiǎo zǔ a! |
| [04:10.94] | táng: nà nǎ lái de jí a? |
| [04:12.44] | jiāng: nà rēng zhè shuǐ guǒ dāo guǎi gùn ér guǎn yòng ma? |
| [04:14.78] | táng: zhè liǎng jiàn wǔ qì dǎ hǔ shì chà diǎn ér. |
| [04:17.08] | jiāng: lǎo hǔ nà ér zhèng fàn lǎn ne, wǒ gàn shén me ya, wǒ ná guǎi gùn ér tǒng lǎo hǔ? |
| [04:21.39] | táng: āi, bié jiè, nà fēi bǎ lǎo hǔ tǒng jīng shén liǎo bù kě. |
| [04:23.86] | jiāng: zài shuō shàng biān nà lǎo tou er, nǐ shén me yǎn shén ér? |
| [04:26.01] | nǐ kàn nǐ guǎi gùn ér rēng zhè dì fāng. |
| [04:27.83] | táng: shén me dì fang? |
| [04:28.65] | jiāng: zhèng rēng lǎo hǔ pì gǔ hòu tou! |
| [04:31.94] | wǒ yī gòu, wǒ yī gòu wǒ zài jiū lǎo hǔ wěi bā shàng! |
| [04:34.82] | táng: āi yō, nǐ kě bié luàn dòng a! |
| [04:36.89] | jiāng: sī lái xiǎng qù bù néng luàn dòng, |
| [04:39.05] | yīng le lǎo tài tài nà jù huà le, |
| [04:41.30] | chèn zhe tóu nǎo huán qīng xǐng, wǒ xiān liú xià jǐ jù huà ba! |
| [04:44.82] | táng: zhēn yào xiě a? |
| [04:46.39] | jiāng: wǒ yě lǎo tài bù xiǎo le. |
| [04:47.35] | táng: shí dài qīng nián nà. |
| [04:48.52] | jiāng: zhè suàn guà de shuō, wǒ 28 suì jiù shì jīn nián wǒ yǒu chǎng dà nàn, |
| [04:53.26] | tóu xiē rì zi guò wán le shēng rì le, wǒ zì jǐ hái měi ne! |
| [04:55.15] | táng: dà nàn duǒ guò qù la! |
| [04:56.50] | jiāng: jīn ér yī zuó mo, dà gài rén jiā shì àn yīn lì gěi wǒ suàn de. |
| [05:00.10] | táng: dé, yīn cuò yáng chā le. |
| [05:04.61] | jiāng: zhè jiào duǒ dé le chū yī duǒ bù liǎo shí wǔ. |
| [05:07.10] | yào shuō liú jǐ jù huà wǒ jiù mán yuàn wǒ mā. |
| [05:09.38] | táng: zhè ài nǐ mā shén me shì? |
| [05:10.54] | jiāng: nín qiáo shēng wǒ zhè gè ér, páng biān de nǐ men kàn zhe wǒ tǐng gāo de, |
| [05:13.91] | ná pí chǐ yī liàng, yī mǐ liù wǔ. |
| [05:17.02] | táng: yī mǐ liù wǔ còu hé la! |
| [05:18.62] | jiāng: nǐ gēn wǒ còu hé gē, gǎo duì xiàng de gū niáng dōu bù hé wǒ còu hé, |
| [05:22.67] | yī gǎo duì xiàng xián wǒ gè tài xiǎo. |
| [05:25.08] | nín shuō dàn fán wǒ yǒu gè duì xiàng de huà, |
| [05:26.71] | wǒ néng xīng qī tiān yī rén ér méi shì shàng zhè ér kàn lǎo hǔ wán ér lái ma? |
| [05:30.07] | táng: nà zěn me jiù bù néng lái a? |
| [05:31.40] | jiāng: zěn me bù néng? nín ràng gǎo duì xiàng de xiǎo huǒ zi shuō shuō, |
| [05:34.78] | nǐ men gǎo duì xiàng, nǐ men dào le xīng qī tiān, |
| [05:37.75] | shuí bù shàng zhàng mǔ niáng jiā gàn huó ér qù? |
| [05:43.34] | táng: shì zhè yàng ma? |
| [05:44.42] | jiāng: shì zhè yàng ma? |
| [05:45.73] | wǒ gěi nǐ jiǎng, wǒ men jiā lǎo èr gǎo duì xiàng, |
| [05:48.52] | zì cóng rén jiā gǎo duì xiàng qǐ, |
| [05:49.71] | rén zhàng mǔ niáng jiā jiù zài yě bù gù bǎo mǔ la! |
| [05:54.69] | táng: zhè me shuō nǐ jiù yuàn yì dāng zhè bǎo mǔ? |
| [05:57.30] | jiāng: dāng bǎo mǔ gàn huó ér lèi diǎn ér, méi shēng mìng wēi xiǎn nǎ, |
| [06:00.01] | táng: nà dào shi. |
| [06:00.83] | jiāng: pèng bù shàng dà lǎo hǔ a, |
| [06:02.71] | zán men gàn wán huó ér hái kě yǐ tán liàn ài qù ma. |
| [06:04.96] | tán liàn ài guàng gōng yuán, yǒu guàng dòng wù yuán de ma? |
| [06:07.68] | gōng yuán shén me yàng? huā qián yuè xià, nǐ zài nǎ ér tán shén me, tā dōu gòu wèi r a. |
| [06:13.91] | nǐ wén wén dòng wù yuán shén me wèi r, nǐ wén wén, |
| [06:16.40] | xīng sāo è chòu, nǐ jiù zhè gè wèi r, nǐ tán shén me tā yǐng xiǎng qíng xù ya! |
| [06:20.56] | táng: hài jiāng kūn a, hé zhe nǐ diào lǎo hǔ dòng lǐ jiù yīn wèi méi yǒu duì xiàng? |
| [06:28.08] | jiāng: nǐ méi duì xiàng nǐ yě bú yào jǐn, nǐ bǎ gè ér zhǎng gāo diǎn ér. |
| [06:31.23] | wǒ zhǎng yī dà gāo gè ér, wǒ shén me dōu kàn de qīng chǔ, |
| [06:33.21] | wǒ wǎng qián jǐ shén me ya! |
| [06:36.37] | zhè huí dǎo hǎo, wǒ kàn de zhēn qīng chǔ, |
| [06:39.05] | wǒ lián lǎo hǔ jǐ gēn ér hú zǐ dōu kàn qīng chǔ le! |
| [06:46.23] | táng: nǐ zhè jī huì kě zhēn nán de a. |
| [06:48.21] | jiāng: gěi nǐ zhēng qǔ yī huí? |
| [06:49.27] | táng: wǒ kě bù qù! |
| [06:50.72] | jiāng: nín shuō yī shuō liú jǐ jù huà jiù mán yuàn wǒ mā, |
| [06:52.98] | zán men bù zhāo lǎo rén bù dài jiàn, wǒ bù shuō le! |
| [06:54.83] | táng: nǐ gěi dān wèi liú jǐ jù. |
| [06:56.21] | jiāng: zěn me shuō ya? gè wèi lǐng dǎo, gè wèi shī fū, |
| [06:58.82] | xīng qī tiān chū lái wán lái méi liú shén ér ràng lǎo hǔ gěi chī le |
| [07:02.04] | táng: nà shi shí jì qíng kuàng a. |
| [07:03.65] | jiāng: dōu guài wǒ, zǔ zhī xìng jì lǜ xìng bù qiáng, zì yóu sǎn màn, duì lǎo hǔ chī wǒ zhè hòu guǒ gū jì bù zú a! |
| [07:10.79] | táng: méi fǎ gū jì! |
| [07:11.71] | jiāng: wǒ dōu sǐ le wǒ hái jiǎn chá shén me a? suàn le, sǐ le jiù sǐ le ba. fǎn zhèng lǎo zi cóng xiǎo dào dà hái méi sǐ guò yī huí ne |
| [07:17.56] | táng: a? huó zhe de rén dōu méi sǐ guò yī huí! |
| [07:20.71] | jiāng: zhè huí zán men gēn lǐng dǎo shuō huà, zán men yìng qì diǎn ér! |
| [07:23.04] | zán gēn tā shuō, fǔ xù jīn nǐ ài gěi duō shǎo gěi duō shǎo, |
| [07:26.82] | zán yě bù kēng yě bù é nǐ. gōng shāng shì suàn bù shàng le, |
| [07:31.23] | dǐng duō nào yí gè zì rán sǐ wáng |
| [07:35.67] | táng: wǒ kàn nà yě jiù nào dào zhè ér le. |
| [07:37.52] | jiāng: dà xiǎo huǒ zi nǐ zěn me wán bù hǎo, fēi ràng lǎo hǔ gěi chī le, |
| [07:40.75] | gū jì shén me yě zhuī rèn bù shàng le |
| [07:43.33] | táng: méi fǎ zhuī rèn nǐ. |
| [07:45.10] | jiāng: wǒ zhèng xiā zuó mo dào zhè ér, shàng biān dà jiā huo kě dōu gěi wǒ chū zhǔ yi. |
| [07:48.55] | zhè gè shuō:" āi xiǎo huǒ zi, zhè lǎo hǔ tǐng lǎo shí, róng wǒ men xiǎng xiǎng bàn fǎ zài děng huì ér a." |
| [07:55.74] | nà gè shuō:" āi, yǒu rén gěi nǐ zhǎo dòng wù yuán de guǎn lǐ yuán qù le!" |
| [08:01.27] | hái yǒu gè nián qīng rén zài biān shàng chū zhǔ yi:" lái lái lái, dà jiā huo gēn wǒ hǎn kǒu hào, zhēng qǔ bǎ lǎo hǔ gěi xià zhù le a, |
| [08:07.04] | yī èr sān, dǎ lǎo hǔ! yī èr sān, dǎ lǎo hǔ!!" |
| [08:12.23] | táng: hài, zhè guǎn yòng ma? |
| [08:14.27] | jiāng: bǎ wǒ gěi xià huài le!" bié hǎn le, bié hǎn le! nǐ men dǎ suàn bǎ lǎo hǔ chǎo xǐng le lóu a? |
| [08:20.48] | nǐ men yào hǎn kǒu hào wǒ lái ma. |
| [08:22.40] | táng: nǐ hǎn a? |
| [08:23.23] | jiāng: wǒ lí dé jìn tā tīng dé qīng chǔ ya, zhēn shi de |
| [08:26.61] | gāo shēng yī! wǔ zhù zuǐ, dī shēng yī èr sān sì wǔ, shàng shān dǎ lǎo hǔ, |
| [08:33.86] | lǎo hǔ bù chī fàn, zhuān chī dà huài dàn!" |
| [08:35.64] | táng: hēi, ér gē dōu chū lái le. |
| [08:39.88] | jiāng:" hāi! shàng biān de! hǎn kǒu hào bù guǎn yòng, lǎo hǔ tīng bù dǒng! |
| [08:43.49] | hāi! nǐ men zhēn yǒu yīng xióng jīng shén de, nǐ men xià lái jǐ gè!" |
| [08:47.11] | táng: shén me? ràng rén jiā xià lái? |
| [08:49.17] | jiāng: nà zěn me le? |
| [08:50.18] | táng: rén jiā xià lái bù yě de wèi le lǎo hǔ? |
| [08:51.89] | jiāng: nǐ men wèi le lǎo hǔ, nà jiào shě jǐ jiù rén nǎ, sǐ dé qí suǒ. |
| [08:55.16] | dào shí hòu huán gěi nǐ dēng dēng bào shén me de. |
| [08:56.86] | nǐ shuō wǒ wǒ sǐ le suàn shén me? wèi le lǎo hǔ yì diǎn jià zhí dōu méi yǒu. |
| [09:00.39] | táng: bù bù bù, nǐ sǐ le yě néng shàng bào zhǐ. |
| [09:03.15] | jiāng: shàng bào zhǐ dǐng duō liǎng jù huà. |
| [09:04.72] | táng: nǎ liǎng jù a? |
| [09:05.51] | jiāng:" yī qīng gōng yóu yuán bù shèn luò rù hǔ kǒu sàng shēng, |
| [09:08.92] | yǒu guān bù mén tí xǐng yóu rén zhù yì ān quán" |
| [09:12.10] | táng: zhè me liǎng jù a! |
| [09:17.23] | jiāng: nín tīng tīng, lián míng zǐ dōu bù gěi wǒ dēng, |
| [09:19.82] | wǒ zhěng gè ér fǎn miàn diǎn xíng! |
| [09:21.25] | táng: nín hái xiǎng dāng zhèng miàn r de ne? |
| [09:22.80] | jiāng: zěn me la? |
| [09:23.33] | táng: nǐ xiǎng le bàn tiān, yì diǎn ér guǎn yòng de dōu méi yǒu! |
| [09:25.97] | jiāng: nǐ bié zháo jí, nǐ róng wǒ gēn lǎo hǔ shāng liáng shāng liáng! |
| [09:28.25] | táng: gēn lǎo hǔ hái shāng liáng nǎ? |
| [09:29.71] | jiāng:" lǎo hǔ, lǎo hǔ, shuì huì ér xíng le hēi, |
| [09:32.56] | nǐ zhēng kāi yǎn jīng kàn kàn wǒ, wǒ tǐng shòu de, méi ròu. |
| [09:36.26] | āi nǐ xiǎng chī de huà, wǒ men dān wèi yǒu yī táng jié zhōng tǐng pàng de." |
| [09:39.04] | táng: a? nǐ lǎo diàn jì wǒ gàn shén me ya? |
| [09:42.32] | jiāng: wǒ jiù shì dòu tā qǐ lái, zán men yě bù zhēn sòng qù ma. |
| [09:46.31] | " lǎo hǔ, lǎo hǔ nǐ yào shì bù yǎo wǒ de huà, |
| [09:48.65] | wǒ bǎo zhèng wǒ bǎo zhèng yě bù yǎo nǐ!" |
| [09:52.00] | táng: zhè shí huà! |
| [09:53.47] | jiāng:" nǐ fàng wǒ chū qù, wǒ yí dìng hǎo hǎo huó zhe. |
| [09:55.40] | zán men tīng lǐng dǎo de huà hǎo hǎo gàn gōng zuò |
| [09:57.79] | zài jiā lǐ zán men xiào shùn fù mǔ, zūn zhòng dì mèi |
| [10:00.06] | chū wài zán men zūn shǒu jiāo tōng guī zé, bù suí dì tǔ tán!" |
| [10:03.11] | táng: hāi nǐ zhè dōu shén me luàn qī bā zāo de! |
| [10:05.89] | jiāng: nǐ bié kàn luàn qī bā zāo de, nǐ dào wǒ zhè shí hòu nǐ bù yí dìng xiǎng dé qǐ lái. |
| [10:09.09] | táng: āi yō, zhè gè nǐ hái jiāo ào ne? |
| [10:10.75] | jiāng: zěn me zhāo? |
| [10:11.40] | táng: nǐ xiàn zài shì xiǎng bàn fǎ chū qù! |
| [10:13.64] | jiāng: xiǎng bàn fǎ chū qù? nǐ shuō de róng yì, |
| [10:15.94] | zhè shì shén me dì fang? zhè shì guān lǎo hǔ de dì fāng! |
| [10:18.11] | lǎo hǔ dōu chū bù qù, wǒ chū dé qù ma? |
| [10:21.69] | táng: nà yě shì a. |
| [10:22.28] | jiāng: nǐ qiáo zhè wéi qiáng, 3 mǐ duō gāo, yì diǎn dēng tou er méi yǒu. |
| [10:25.40] | dāng chū zěn me shè jì de? yě bù nòng gè diàn tī! |
| [10:27.80] | táng: méi tīng shuō guò. |
| [10:29.07] | jiāng:" āi, shàng biān de, nǐ men dào dǐ xiǎng shén shén me? gěi wǒ zhǎo dòng wù yuán de guǎn lǐ yuán qù le? |
| [10:34.15] | guǎn lǐ yuán lǐ bài tiān xiū xī? tā xiū xī, lǎo hǔ bù xiū xī a! |
| [10:38.81] | nǐ men kuài dǎ diàn huà nǐ men bào gè jǐng, shén me 110, 119, huǒ jǐng fěi jǐng dōu |
| [10:44.48] | shén me? zhǎo le bàn tiān fù jìn méi diàn huà?" |
| [10:47.32] | zhè dòng wù yuán de lǐng dǎo duō kōu, yě bù ān gè diàn huà zhè |
| [10:50.06] | suàn le, nǐ men dōu zǒu! nǐ men dōu zǒu! |
| [10:51.52] | nǐ men nǐ men chū dòng wù yuán zuò gōng gòng qì chē sòng nǐ men shàng diàn shì tái, |
| [10:54.82] | dào diàn shì tái jiào gè shè zhì zǔ lái pāi yī pāi děng huì ér lǎo hǔ zěn me chī wǒ!" |
| [10:59.04] | táng: pāi zhè gè gàn má ya! |
| [11:00.69] | jiāng: pāi gè lǎo hǔ chī rén de piān zi, mài gěi wài guó rén huàn diǎn ér wài huì, |
| [11:03.97] | yě suàn gē men r lín sǐ yǐ qián wèi" qī wǔ" jì huà zuò diǎn gòng xiàn! |
| [11:10.39] | táng: kàn lái nǐ zhè jué wù hái tǐng gāo wa! |
| [11:13.58] | jiāng: nǐ shuō wǒ zhè zuó mo bàn tiān le, zhè lǎo hǔ jiù jiù guāng chuǎn qì tā bù zhēng yǎn! |
| [11:15.49] | nǐ dòng hàn dòng hàn, wǒ gēn nǐ bǐ huà bǐ huà, |
| [11:20.53] | tā bù dòng, wǒ yě bù gǎn dòng |
| [11:23.07] | táng: zhè má fán nǎ zhè |
| [11:24.05] | jiāng: zhè lǎo hǔ shì bú shì tuì huà le? |
| [11:25.37] | táng: zhè lǎo hǔ bù kě néng tuì huà! |
| [11:27.27] | jiāng: nǐ zěn me zhī dào de? |
| [11:28.11] | táng: rén jiā dòng wù yuán wèi le bǎo chí lǎo hǔ de yě xìng, |
| [11:30.70] | jīng cháng wǎng lǎo hǔ dòng lǐ rēng nà gè huó jī huó tù. |
| [11:33.70] | jiāng: rēng huó jī huó tù gàn ma? |
| [11:34.82] | táng: xùn liàn lǎo hǔ bǔ zhuō huó shí a! |
| [11:36.31] | jiāng: āi yōu, bǔ zhuō huó shí. |
| [11:37.75] | táng: yóu qí shì lǐ bài tiān, tā men hái yào è lǎo hǔ yī dùn. |
| [11:42.35] | jiāng: huài la! jīn ér jiù shì lǐ bài tiān! |
| [11:44.72] | lǎo hǔ hái méi chī fàn ne! zhèng hǎo bǔ zhuō wǒ zhè huó shí hē! |
| [11:48.00] | táng: hái ràng tā gǎn shàng le! |
| [11:49.27] | jiāng: zhè gè kě wù de dòng wù yuán, wǒ sǐ le yǐ hòu, gēn tā men lǐng dǎo méi wán! |
| [11:52.60] | táng: duì! ràng tā men hǎo hǎo jiǎn zhā jiǎn chá! |
| [11:54.59] | jiāng: jiǎn chá! |
| [11:55.19] | táng: xià bù wéi lì! |
| [11:57.64] | jiāng: xià bù wéi lì? nà gē men r zhè huí jiù suàn le shì ba? |
| [12:02.36] | lǎo zi dà xiǎo shì tiáo xìng mìng, |
| [12:03.92] | wǒ sǐ le yǐ hòu, dòng wù yuán yuán zhǎng chè zhí! |
| [12:06.01] | guǎn lǐ yuán jiǎn chá! kòu fā liù ge yuè jiǎng jīn! |
| [12:09.06] | wǒ zhèng xiǎng dào zhè ér, tū rán shàng biān chuán lái yī shēng gū niáng yín líng bān de shēng yīn: |
| [12:14.29] | " āi dà jiā huo kuài bǎ pí dài jiě xià lái, níng chéng shéng zi, bǎ xiǎo huǒ zi zhuāi shàng lái a!" |
| [12:20.90] | táng: āi, zhè gè bàn fǎ hǎo! |
| [12:23.06] | jiāng: wǒ yī tīng, yǎn lèi dū xià lái le! |
| [12:23.67] | zhè shì duō hǎo de zhǔ yì ya, wǒ tái tóu yī kàn, huò! |
| [12:26.41] | yī shēng hào zhào, sān shí duō rén zài na r jiě pí dài ne! |
| [12:30.04] | āi yō, zhè zhēn shì hǎo fēng gé a. |
| [12:31.97] | nǐ kàn zhè gū niáng, chuān zhe yī tiáo lǜ qún zi, zhèng jiě yī tiáo huáng qún dài, |
| [12:36.24] | zhè gū niáng jiǎn zhí tài piào liàng le! |
| [12:38.26] | táng: a? dōu zhè gè shí hòu le, nǐ hái yǒu zhè xīn sī? |
| [12:42.65] | jiāng: bú shì, wǒ shì shuō, nǐ shuō rén jiā yí gè gū niáng, zài zhè gè guān jiàn de shí kè, |
| [12:47.32] | tǐng shēn xiāng jiù yí gè sù bù xiāng shí de rén, |
| [12:49.98] | shì bú shì shuō míng liǎo gū niáng duì wǒ yǒu diǎn ér yì sī a? |
| [12:54.86] | táng: nǐ a, jiù xié jìn r tài dà. |
| [12:57.22] | jiāng: āi? nǐ zhè shì zěn me shuō huà ne? |
| [12:59.62] | nà nǐ shuō zhè gè gū niáng tā zhōu wéi zhàn nà me duō xiǎo huǒ zi, wèi shí me tā shuí dōu bù kàn, |
| [13:03.80] | tā jiù pā biān shàng guāng kàn wǒ yí ge rén a? |
| [13:06.09] | táng: fèi huà! shuí ràng nǐ diào lǎo hǔ dòng lǐ le? tā bù kàn nǐ tā kàn shuí a? |
| [13:10.09] | jiāng: fǎn zhèng béng guǎn zěn me shuō, gū jì cóng shàng wǎng xià kàn, kàn bu chū gè tóu dà xiǎo lái, |
| [13:14.67] | yě xǔ wǒ de hūn yīn dà shì jiù cǐ ér chéng, zhè jiào yīn huò dé fú, |
| [13:18.35] | āi yā píng cháng dōu shì yīng xióng jiù měi rén, jīn tiān shì měi rén jiù yīng xióng, hēi hēi |
| [13:22.10] | táng: bié shuō le! dōu shén me shí hòu le, nǐ hái yǒu zhè gè xīn sī! xiǎng gǎo duì xiàng! |
| [13:27.97] | jiāng: nǐ dèng shén me yǎn jīng a? nǐ zěn me yì diǎn tóng qíng xīn dōu méi yǒu a? |
| [13:32.11] | sú huà shuō jūn zǐ dòng kǒu bù dòng shǒu, wǒ yī méi dòng kǒu èr méi dòng shǒu, wǒ jiù huó dòng huó dòng xīn yǎn ér, |
| [13:37.46] | kū qiāng wǒ dōu yào sǐ de rén le, nǐ gēn wǒ jiào shén me zhēn ér ya? |
| [13:40.89] | táng: dé, wǒ hái duō zuǐ le, dé le, nǐ huó dòng qù ba! |
| [13:43.24] | jiāng: shuō shí chí, nà shí kuài. |
| [13:44.53] | 30 gēn pí dài níng chéng de shéng zi, shùn shùn dāng dāng xià lái le. |
| [13:48.05] | wǒ tái tóu yī kàn, huò! shàng miàn 30 duō rén dī liū zhe kù zi zhèng kàn zhe wǒ ne! |
| [13:52.36] | zhè me duō rén kàn wǒ, bù néng gěi zhè me duō rén diū liǎn. |
| [13:54.99] | zhè zhǐ jiǎo, gōu guò lǎo tou er de guǎi gùn ér |
| [13:56.92] | zhè zhī shǒu, chāo qǐ dà sǎo gěi wǒ de shuǐ guǒ dāo |
| [13:59.47] | zhè jiào zuò: míng zhī shān yǒu hǔ, piān xiàng hǔ shān xíng! |
| [14:04.60] | xiōng zhōng yǒu hóng rì, jiǎo xià wǔ dōng fēng! |
| [14:07.92] | gǎn yǔ è hǔ zhēng gāo xià, bù xiàng yāo mó ràng cùn fēn! |
| [14:11.70] | bēi fèn huà zuò huí tiān lì, dǎ hǔ zì yǒu hòu lái rén! |
| [14:16.31] | wǒ yī shǐ jìn r, āi hēi hēi |
| [14:17.79] | táng: zěn me yàng? |
| [14:18.55] | jiāng: wǒ zhàn qǐ lái le |
| [14:20.19] | táng: ? nǐ yī zhí zài dǐ xià zuò zhe? |
| [14:25.02] | jiāng: nǐ fèi huà, tuǐ nà me ruǎn, bù zuò zhe wǒ hái pā zhe? |
| [14:27.93] | táng: kuài pá a! |
| [14:29.66] | jiāng: wǒ yī kàn, shéng zi jiù zài wǒ yǎn qián," pā!" yī bǎ zuàn zhù, cēng! cēng! cēng! cēng! |
| [14:34.89] | jǐ bù lái dào le zhōng jiān. sú huà shuō gǒu jí le néng tiào qiáng, rén jí le jìn r yě bù xiǎo! |
| [14:39.76] | yī bù liǎng bù sān bù sì bù, zhè jiào dài jìn r! |
| [14:43.27] | āi? nín shuō pān dēng zhū mù lǎng fēng, hòu biān yào gēn gè dà lǎo hǔ, shì bú shì shì hé rén jiā shàng dé qù? |
| [14:48.88] | táng: nǐ jiù shì xiā shuō |
| [14:51.33] | jiāng: huí guò tóu yī kàn, lǎo hǔ gāng zhēng kāi yì zhī yǎn, āi yōu, zhè jiào shèng lì zài wàng, gē men r yíng le! |
| [14:57.66] | chàng" a péng yǒu zài jiàn! a péng yǒu zài jiàn! a péng yǒu zài jiàn ba zài jiàn ba" |
| [15:05.97] | zuò huá luò zhuàng zài jiàn ba, lǎo hǔ! shuō shí mǒ yě bù shàng zhè ér lái le! |
| [15:08.80] | nǐ yí ge rén ér zài zhè ér è zhe ba! kàn nǐ yí ge rén gòu gū dān de, dòng wù yuán lǐng dǎo yě bù guān xīn nǐ, |
| [15:13.49] | bié máng, děng gē men r chū qù bāng nǐ jiè shào yī mǔ lǎo hǔ a! |
| [15:16.27] | táng: hài! hái hú shuō ne nǐ a. |
| [15:19.59] | jiāng: shàng miàn yī dèn wǒ, wǒ yī dēng tuǐ," cēng" de yī xià gào sù nǐ wǒ chū lái le! |
| [15:23.91] | táng: ó nǐ dé jiù la! |
| [15:24.80] | jiāng: qún zhòng shì yī zhèn zhèn de huān hū, wǒ shì yī zhèn zhèn de mí hu. |
| [15:29.19] | táng: zhè huí kě xià dé bù qīng. |
| [15:31.40] | jiāng: shàng lái yǐ hòu xiǎng qǐ yí gè guān jiàn de wèn tí! |
| [15:33.26] | táng: yòu xiǎng qǐ shén me wèn tí le? |
| [15:34.77] | jiāng: gū niáng de qún dài zi zài nǎ ér ne? |
| [15:36.13] | táng: hái diàn jì nà qún dài zi ne. |
| [15:37.61] | jiāng: hē, zài zhè ér, gǎn jǐn bǎ tā jiě xià lái, xiàng pěng huā huán yí yàng pěng dào xiōng qián. |
| [15:41.81] | hē, dài zhe gū niáng de tǐ wēn, dài zhe gū niáng de fāng xiāng, dài zhe |
| [15:44.20] | táng: bié wén le! |
| [15:44.96] | jiāng: a? |
| [15:45.25] | táng: zài wén hái yǒu hàn wèi ne. |
| [15:47.19] | jiāng: béng guǎn zěn me shuō, zhēng qǔ zǒu dào gū niáng miàn qián, |
| [15:49.42] | xiān gěi tā lái gè" jīn zhū mǎ mǐ yà gū dū". |
| [15:52.53] | wǒ yī lī wāi xié, bēn gū niáng ér qù. |
| [15:54.76] | táng: wǒ shuō nǐ zhe shén me jí a? |
| [15:56.33] | jiāng: wǒ hái méi duì xiàng ne, méi fǎ bù zháo jí! |
| [15:58.93] | táng: rén jiā dà jiā nà me jiù nǐ, nǐ bù xiān xiè xiè dà jiā? |
| [16:01.30] | jiāng: wǒ duō duō suo suo, wǒ shuō de chū huà lái ma? |
| [16:03.14] | táng: nǐ xiān gēn dà huǒ ér wò wò shǒu a! |
| [16:04.88] | jiāng: tā men dōu bù hé wǒ wò. |
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