| 猪八戒吃西瓜 | |
| 唐僧、孙悟空、猪八戒、沙和尚一起到西天取经。有一天，天热极了。他们走得又累又 渴，孙悟空说：“你们在这儿歇一会儿，我去摘点水果来给大家解解渴。”猪八戒连忙说： “我也去，我也去！”他想：跟了孙悟空去，能早点吃到水果，还可多吃几个。 猪八戒跟着孙悟空，走呀，走呀，走了许多路，连个小酸梨也没找着。他心里不高兴 了，就哎哟哎哟的叫起来。 “你怎么了，八戒？” “我肚子疼，走不动了。你摘了水果，可别一个人吃了。” 孙悟空知道猪八戒偷懒，不去理他，就一个跟头南海去摘水果了。 再说猪八戒，找个树荫，正想睡一觉，忽然看见山脚下有一个绿油油的东西，走过去一 看，哈哈，原来是个大西瓜！他高兴极了，把西瓜一切四块，自言自语地说：“第一块，请 师父吃，第二块请孙悟空吃，第三块请沙和尚吃，第四块，嗯，这是我的。”他张开大嘴 巴，几口就把这块西瓜吃了。 “西瓜一块不够吃，我把孙悟空的一块吃了吧。”他又吃了一块。 “西瓜真解渴，再吃一块不算多，我把沙和尚的一块也吃了吧。”他又吃了一块，这下 只留下唐僧的一块了。他捧起来，又放下去，放下去，又捧起来，最后还是憋不住，把这块 西瓜也吃了。 “八戒，八戒！” 猪八戒一听，是孙悟空在叫他呢，原来孙悟空在南海摘了蜜桃、甜枣、玉梨回来，正好 看见猪八戒在切西瓜，就在云头上偷偷地瞧着呢。 “八戒，八戒，你在哪里？” 猪八戒慌了，心想，我找到大西瓜自己吃了，要是让孙悟空知道，告诉了师父，这就糟 了。他连忙拾起四块西瓜皮，把它们仍得远远的，这才回答说：“我，我在儿呢！”孙悟空 说：“我摘了些果子，咱们回去一起吃吧。”猪八戒说：“好的，好的。”八戒刚走了几 步，就摔了跤，脸都跌肿了，低头一看，原来是踩了自己刚才仍的西瓜皮上了。孙悟空说： “是哪个懒家伙把西瓜皮乱丢，害得八戒摔了一跤！” “哎，哎，不要紧，没摔痛！” 八戒和孙悟空又往前走了，啪嗒一下，八戒又摔了一跤。孙悟空说： “哎呀，又是哪个懒家伙偷吃了西瓜，把西瓜皮乱丢。” 八戒心想：怎么又碰上一块，真倒霉！可要小心点儿。他刚想到这儿，忽然脚下一滑， 又跌了一跤，孙悟空哈哈大笑，说：“八戒！你今天怎么尽摔跤？”八戒的脸越涨越红，一 句话也讲不出。总算走到了休息的地方，八戒心想：一路上摔了三跤，摔得我好苦啊。啪 嗒，又是一下，八戒重重的摔在地上，再也爬不起来了。 唐僧、沙和尚看见八戒脸上青一块、紫一块，胖了一大半，就问他是怎么回 事，八戒结结巴巴地说：“我不该一个人吃了一个大西瓜，这一路上摔了四大跤。”大家一听都笑疼了肚皮。 |
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| tang seng sun wu kong zhu ba jie sha he shang yi qi dao xi tian qu jing. you yi tian, tian re ji le. ta men zou de you lei you ke, sun wu kong shuo:" ni men zai zhe er xie yi hui er, wo qu zhai dian shui guo lai gei da jia jie jie ke." zhu ba jie lian mang shuo: " wo ye qu, wo ye qu!" ta xiang: gen le sun wu kong qu, neng zao dian chi dao shui guo, hai ke duo chi ji ge. zhu ba jie gen zhe sun wu kong, zou ya, zou ya, zou le xu duo lu, lian ge xiao suan li ye mei zhao zhao. ta xin li bu gao xing le, jiu ai yo ai yo de jiao qi lai. " ni zen me le, ba jie?" " wo du zi teng, zou bu dong le. ni zhai le shui guo, ke bie yi ge ren chi le." sun wu kong zhi dao zhu ba jie tou lan, bu qu li ta, jiu yi ge gen tou nan hai qu zhai shui guo le. zai shuo zhu ba jie, zhao ge shu yin, zheng xiang shui yi jiao, hu ran kan jian shan jiao xia you yi ge lv you you de dong xi, zou guo qu yi kan, ha ha, yuan lai shi ge da xi gua! ta gao xing ji le, ba xi gua yi qie si kuai, zi yan zi yu di shuo:" di yi kuai, qing shi fu chi, di er kuai qing sun wu kong chi, di san kuai qing sha he shang chi, di si kuai, , zhe shi wo de." ta zhang kai da zui ba, ji kou jiu ba zhe kuai xi gua chi le. " xi gua yi kuai bu gou chi, wo ba sun wu kong de yi kuai chi le ba." ta you chi le yi kuai. " xi gua zhen jie ke, zai chi yi kuai bu suan duo, wo ba sha he shang de yi kuai ye chi le ba." ta you chi le yi kuai, zhe xia zhi liu xia tang seng de yi kuai le. ta peng qi lai, you fang xia qu, fang xia qu, you peng qi lai, zui hou hai shi bie bu zhu, ba zhe kuai xi gua ye chi le. " ba jie, ba jie!" zhu ba jie yi ting, shi sun wu kong zai jiao ta ne, yuan lai sun wu kong zai nan hai zhai le mi tao tian zao yu li hui lai, zheng hao kan jian zhu ba jie zai qie xi gua, jiu zai yun tou shang tou tou di qiao zhe ne. " ba jie, ba jie, ni zai na li?" zhu ba jie huang le, xin xiang, wo zhao dao da xi gua zi ji chi le, yao shi rang sun wu kong zhi dao, gao su le shi fu, zhe jiu zao le. ta lian mang shi qi si kuai xi gua pi, ba ta men reng de yuan yuan de, zhe cai hui da shuo:" wo, wo zai er ne!" sun wu kong shuo:" wo zhai le xie guo zi, zan men hui qu yi qi chi ba." zhu ba jie shuo:" hao de, hao de." ba jie gang zou le ji bu, jiu shuai le jiao, lian dou die zhong le, di tou yi kan, yuan lai shi cai le zi ji gang cai reng de xi gua pi shang le. sun wu kong shuo: " shi nei ge lan jia huo ba xi gua pi luan diu, hai de ba jie shuai le yi jiao!" " ai, ai, bu yao jin, mei shuai tong!" ba jie he sun wu kong you wang qian zou le, pa da yi xia, ba jie you shuai le yi jiao. sun wu kong shuo: " ai ya, you shi nei ge lan jia huo tou chi le xi gua, ba xi gua pi luan diu." ba jie xin xiang: zen me you peng shang yi kuai, zhen dao mei! ke yao xiao xin dian er. ta gang xiang dao zhe er, hu ran jiao xia yi hua, you die le yi jiao, sun wu kong ha ha da xiao, shuo:" ba jie! ni jin tian zen me jin shuai jiao?" ba jie de lian yue zhang yue hong, yi ju hua ye jiang bu chu. zong suan zou dao le xiu xi de di fang, ba jie xin xiang: yi lu shang shuai le san jiao, shuai de wo hao ku a. pa da, you shi yi xia, ba jie chong chong de shuai zai di shang, zai ye pa bu qi lai le. tang seng sha he shang kan jian ba jie lian shang qing yi kuai zi yi kuai, pang le yi da ban, jiu wen ta shi zen me hui shi, ba jie jie jie ba ba di shuo:" wo bu gai yi ge ren chi le yi ge da xi gua, zhe yi lu shang shuai le si da jiao." da jia yi ting dou xiao teng le du pi. |
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| táng sēng sūn wù kōng zhū bā jiè shā hé shàng yì qǐ dào xī tiān qǔ jīng. yǒu yì tiān, tiān rè jí le. tā men zǒu dé yòu lèi yòu kě, sūn wù kōng shuō:" nǐ men zài zhè ér xiē yī huì ér, wǒ qù zhāi diǎn shuǐ guǒ lái gěi dà jiā jiě jiě kě." zhū bā jiè lián máng shuō: " wǒ yě qù, wǒ yě qù!" tā xiǎng: gēn le sūn wù kōng qù, néng zǎo diǎn chī dào shuǐ guǒ, hái kě duō chī jǐ gè. zhū bā jiè gēn zhe sūn wù kōng, zǒu ya, zǒu ya, zǒu le xǔ duō lù, lián gè xiǎo suān lí yě méi zhǎo zháo. tā xīn lǐ bù gāo xìng le, jiù āi yō āi yō de jiào qǐ lái. " nǐ zěn me le, bā jiè?" " wǒ dǔ zi téng, zǒu bù dòng le. nǐ zhāi le shuǐ guǒ, kě bié yí ge rén chī le." sūn wù kōng zhī dào zhū bā jiè tōu lǎn, bù qù lǐ tā, jiù yí gè gēn tou nán hǎi qù zhāi shuǐ guǒ le. zài shuō zhū bā jiè, zhǎo gè shù yīn, zhèng xiǎng shuì yī jiào, hū rán kàn jiàn shān jiǎo xià yǒu yí gè lǜ yóu yóu de dōng xī, zǒu guò qù yī kàn, hā hā, yuán lái shì gè dà xī guā! tā gāo xìng jí le, bǎ xī guā yī qiè sì kuài, zì yán zì yǔ dì shuō:" dì yí kuài, qǐng shī fù chī, dì èr kuài qǐng sūn wù kōng chī, dì sān kuài qǐng shā hé shàng chī, dì sì kuài, , zhè shì wǒ de." tā zhāng kāi dà zuǐ bā, jǐ kǒu jiù bǎ zhè kuài xī guā chī le. " xī guā yí kuài bù gòu chī, wǒ bǎ sūn wù kōng de yí kuài chī le ba." tā yòu chī le yí kuài. " xī guā zhēn jiě kě, zài chī yí kuài bù suàn duō, wǒ bǎ shā hé shàng de yí kuài yě chī le ba." tā yòu chī le yí kuài, zhè xià zhǐ liú xià táng sēng de yí kuài le. tā pěng qǐ lái, yòu fàng xià qù, fàng xià qù, yòu pěng qǐ lái, zuì hòu hái shì biē bú zhù, bǎ zhè kuài xī guā yě chī le. " bā jiè, bā jiè!" zhū bā jiè yī tīng, shì sūn wù kōng zài jiào tā ne, yuán lái sūn wù kōng zài nán hǎi zhāi le mì táo tián zǎo yù lí huí lái, zhèng hǎo kàn jiàn zhū bā jiè zài qiè xī guā, jiù zài yún tóu shàng tōu tōu dì qiáo zhe ne. " bā jiè, bā jiè, nǐ zài nǎ lǐ?" zhū bā jiè huāng le, xīn xiǎng, wǒ zhǎo dào dà xī guā zì jǐ chī le, yào shì ràng sūn wù kōng zhī dào, gào sù le shī fù, zhè jiù zāo le. tā lián máng shí qǐ sì kuài xī guā pí, bǎ tā men réng dé yuǎn yuǎn de, zhè cái huí dá shuō:" wǒ, wǒ zài ér ne!" sūn wù kōng shuō:" wǒ zhāi le xiē guǒ zǐ, zán men huí qù yì qǐ chī ba." zhū bā jiè shuō:" hǎo de, hǎo de." bā jiè gāng zǒu le jǐ bù, jiù shuāi le jiāo, liǎn dōu diē zhǒng le, dī tóu yī kàn, yuán lái shì cǎi le zì jǐ gāng cái réng de xī guā pí shàng le. sūn wù kōng shuō: " shì něi gè lǎn jiā huo bǎ xī guā pí luàn diū, hài de bā jiè shuāi le yī jiāo!" " āi, āi, bú yào jǐn, méi shuāi tòng!" bā jiè hé sūn wù kōng yòu wǎng qián zǒu le, pā dā yī xià, bā jiè yòu shuāi le yī jiāo. sūn wù kōng shuō: " āi yā, yòu shì něi gè lǎn jiā huo tōu chī le xī guā, bǎ xī guā pí luàn diū." bā jiè xīn xiǎng: zěn me yòu pèng shàng yí kuài, zhēn dǎo méi! kě yào xiǎo xīn diǎn ér. tā gāng xiǎng dào zhè ér, hū rán jiǎo xià yī huá, yòu diē le yī jiāo, sūn wù kōng hā hā dà xiào, shuō:" bā jiè! nǐ jīn tiān zěn me jǐn shuāi jiāo?" bā jiè de liǎn yuè zhǎng yuè hóng, yī jù huà yě jiǎng bù chū. zǒng suàn zǒu dào le xiū xī de dì fāng, bā jiè xīn xiǎng: yí lù shàng shuāi le sān jiāo, shuāi dé wǒ hǎo kǔ a. pā dā, yòu shì yī xià, bā jiè chóng chóng de shuāi zài dì shàng, zài yě pá bù qǐ lái le. táng sēng shā hé shàng kàn jiàn bā jiè liǎn shàng qīng yí kuài zǐ yí kuài, pàng le yī dà bàn, jiù wèn tā shì zěn me huí shì, bā jiè jiē jiē bā bā dì shuō:" wǒ bù gāi yí ge rén chī le yí gè dà xī guā, zhè yí lù shàng shuāi le sì dà jiāo." dà jiā yī tīng dōu xiào téng le dù pí. |
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