| [00:01.13] | 乙 今天这个节目啊，是相声。 |
| [00:03.66] | 甲 怎么着？你干什么？ |
| [00:05.87] | 乙 相声。 |
| [00:07.33] | 甲 相声？ |
| [00:08.35] | 乙 啊。 |
| [00:09.20] | 甲 相声这玩意儿怎么吃啊？ |
| [00:10.32] | 乙 怎么吃？ |
| [00:11.19]] | 甲 啊。 |
| [00:12.88] | 乙 一半儿打卤，一半儿炸酱。 |
| [00:14.69] | 甲 好啊！好好。 |
| [00:16.47] | 乙 怎么样？ |
| [00:17.10] | 甲 给我来两碗。 |
| [00:17.95] | 乙 啊？两碗？ |
| [00:19.08] | 甲 啊。来两碗？ |
| [00:20.79] | 乙 相声啊，不论碗。 |
| [00:23.42] | 乙 哎，也不论斤啊。 |
| [00:23.72] | 甲 噢，论斤。 |
| [00:25.76] | 甲 嗯？ |
| [00:26.61] | 乙 相声是论段儿。 |
| [00:28.45] | 甲 论段儿？ |
| [00:29.10] | 乙 哎。 |
| [00:29.51] | 甲 那好，你给我来个中段儿。 |
| [00:30.39] | 乙 啊？ |
| [00:31.14] | 甲 不要头尾。 |
| [00:31.60] | 乙 噢，你这买鱼来啦？ |
| [00:34.31] | 甲 你不是说论段儿吗？ |
| [00:35.67] | 乙 相声它不是吃的。 |
| [00:38.25] | 甲 干吗的？ |
| [00:39.20] | 乙 是听的吗？ |
| [00:40.31] | 甲 听的？ |
| [00:40.91] | 乙 啊。 |
| [00:41.56] | 甲 怎么听？ |
| [00:43.94] | 乙 怎么你连听都不会啊？ |
| [00:45.95] | 甲 啊？ |
| [00:47.01] | 乙 拿耳朵听啊。 |
| [00:48.74] | 甲 拿耳朵听？ |
| [00:49.55] | 乙 啊。 |
| [00:49.94] | 甲 行啊，听它一回。 |
| [00:52.88] | 乙 你呀，你把手拿下来吧。 |
| [00:54.45] | 甲 啊？ |
| [00:55.46] | 乙 揪着耳朵这么听啊？知道你这是听相声的，不知道你这是瞧耳朵来了。 |
| [01:01.25] | 甲 你不是说听吗？ |
| [01:02.22] | 乙 随便这么就听了。 |
| [01:03.89] | 甲 随便听就行？ |
| [01:04.90] | 乙 哎。 |
| [01:05.63] | 甲 听完了，给我什么吃？预备什么了？ |
| [01:09.30] | 乙 这位跟吃干上了！听完了啊…… |
| [01:12.50] | 甲 啊。 |
| [01:13.60] | 乙 不给您什么吃。 |
| [01:14.88] | 甲 那干吗听啊？ |
| [01:16.15] | 乙 哎，还得跟您要钱呢。 |
| [01:18.52] | 甲 跟我要钱？ |
| [01:19.08] | 乙 哎。 |
| [01:19.82] | 甲 那行啊，要多少？ |
| [01:22.42] | 乙 这位倒是随便。有，您多给，没有 ，您少给。 |
| [01:27.33] | 甲 三块行不行？ |
| [01:28.65] | 乙 行啊。 |
| [01:30.36] | 甲 三块两块，你也干不了什么。来一百，来一百块行不行？ |
| [01:34.54] | 乙 一百？ |
| [01:35.15] | 甲 啊。 |
| [01:35.71] | 乙 那好啊。 |
| [01:36.31] | 甲 一百块，一百叫给你啊。找保人啊 ，找个保人。 |
| [01:41.45] | 我是每天来取啊，是按月拿啊，是到时 候你给我送去？多少利息钱？ |
| [01:47.47] | 乙 你这儿放帐来啦？ |
| [01:50.19] | 甲 听相声有什么好处啊？ |
| [01:52.11] | 乙 哎，当然有好处啊。 |
| [01:55.47] | 甲 有好处？ |
| [01:56.08] | 乙 啊。 |
| [01:56.90] | 甲 可以免三灾去八难？虱子不叮，袼蚤不咬？ |
| [02:00.79] | 乙 就是有点儿啊，小好处。 |
| [02:03.01] | 甲 什么好处？ |
| [02:03.71] | 乙 听我们这个相声呢，您心里能痛快。 |
| [02:07.28] | 心里这么一痛快呢，能够多增饮食，能够多吃两碗饭。 |
| [02:11.32] | 甲 听完了，我多吃两碗饭？ |
| [02:13.40] | 乙 哎。 |
| [02:14.31] | 甲 没米啊！ |
| [02:15.21] | 乙 那你奔去呀！ |
| [02:17.93] | 甲 这叫什么好处啊？ |
| [02:20.45] | 乙 就这么说吧。 |
| [02:21.36] | 甲 怎么说？ |
| [02:22.77] | 乙 你刚吃完了炖肉烙饼。 |
| [02:25.16] | 甲 什么味儿啊？ |
| [02:27.28] | 乙 这位是没吃呢。 |
| [02:28.63] | 甲 本来我没吃嘛！ |
| [02:30.26] | 乙 哎，没吃，也得说吃了。 |
| [02:32.49] | 甲 那我对得起肚子吗？ |
| [02:34.50] | 乙 说不到一块儿。 |
| [02:36.83] | 甲 你说你这什么好处啊？ |
| [02:38.55] | 乙 你呀，别言语。 |
| [02:41.52] | 甲 噢，我这儿打官司呢？ |
| [02:42.52] | 乙 打…… |
| [02:43.83] | 甲 你是那个审判员，我别言语，听你的？ |
| [02:48.53] | 乙 你听我说啊。 |
| [02:50.08] | 甲 噢，你先说，我是被告？ |
| [02:52.16] | 乙 这还是打官司来了。 |
| [02:55.52] | 甲 你说怎么个好处啊？你不说有好处吗？ |
| [02:57.81] | 乙 有好处啊。 |
| [02:58.58] | 甲 有什么好处？ |
| [02:59.78] | 乙 这么说吧，你心里啊，有点儿不痛快。 |
| [03:03.20] | 甲 我怎么不痛快啊？ |
| [03:06.42] | 乙 有点儿啊，不高兴。 |
| [03:08.08] | 甲 我为什么不高兴呢？ |
| [03:10.57] | 乙 就有点儿别扭。 |
| [03:11.73] | 甲 我跟谁别扭呢？ |
| [03:13.50] | 乙 你跟我别扭！ |
| [03:16.43] | 甲 你说啊，怎么个好处？我没听出来呀！ |
| [03:21.06] | 乙 就这么说吧。 |
| [03:21.93] | 甲 啊。 |
| [03:22.73] | 乙 你呀，短人家一百块钱。 |
| [03:23.54] | 甲 什么？ |
| [03:25.26] | 乙 你短人家一百块钱。 |
| [03:26.92] | 甲 你给借的？谁的保人哪？ |
| [03:31.54] | 多少利息钱啊？你这都什么语啊？ |
| [03:34.06] | 你这？我问问好处，短一百块钱，这不讹诈吗，这不？ |
| [03:38.64] | 乙 没这么挡子事！ |
| [03:39.90] | 甲 那你说它干吗？ |
| [03:42.36] | 乙 你不是不明白吗？ |
| [03:43.66] | 甲 我明白，钱没了！ |
| [03:46.25] | 乙 没人跟你要。 |
| [03:47.36] | 甲 要我也得给啊！ |
| [03:48.47] | 乙 咳！好嘛！你呀…… |
| [03:53.72] | 甲 啊。 |
| [03:54.33] | 乙 短人家一百块钱。 |
| [03:55.04] | 甲 短…… |
| [03:56.36] | 乙 你给不了人家。 |
| [03:57.32] | 甲 那我当初别借呀！ |
| [03:59.38] | 乙 对呀，你比我还明白哪！ |
| [04:01.60] | 甲 不是，你这好处怎么说出来的呀？ |
| [04:03.66] | 乙 慢慢来呀！ |
| [04:04.79] | 甲 啊。 |
| [04:05.50] | 乙 你短人家一百块钱。 |
| [04:06.41] | 甲 啊。 |
| [04:08.07] | 乙 人家跟你要，你心里起急啊。 |
| [04:10.68] | 甲 啊。 |
| [04:11.37] | 乙 从你家你就上我这儿来了。 |
| [04:12.79] | 甲 噢，你就替我还了。 |
| [04:14.24] | 乙 我呀？我替你还帐啊？ |
| [04:17.77] | 甲 那怎么个好处呢？ |
| [04:19.19] | 乙 来到我这儿了，您听我两段相声， |
| [04:21.80] | 我这么一说，你心里这么一痛快，这么一喜欢， |
| [04:25.83] | 你就把该人钱这碴儿啊，就忘了。 |
| [04:28.54] | 甲 噢，这我就听明白了。 |
| [04:31.27] | 乙 对了吧？ |
| [04:32.27] | 甲 比如我短人家一百块钱。 |
| [04:33.29] | 乙 哎。 |
| [04:34.44] | 甲 应该今儿给人家。 |
| [04:35.30] | 乙 哎。 |
| [04:35.90] | 甲 给不了，我心里着急啊。 |
| [04:36.90] | 乙 是啊。 |
| [04:38.16] | 甲 无精打采上您这儿来了。 |
| [04:39.37] | 乙 对。 |
| [04:39.93] | 甲 听您这相声我哈哈这么一乐。 |
| [04:41.54] | 乙 哎。 |
| [04:42.20] | 甲 把短钱这碴儿我给忘了。 |
| [04:43.46] | 乙 对了呀！ |
| [04:44.62] | 甲 我回家他还要。 |
| [04:45.59] | 乙 唉，那你得还人家呀！ |
| [00:01.13] | yi jin tian zhe ge jie mu a, shi xiang sheng. |
| [00:03.66] | jia zen me zhao? ni gan shen me? |
| [00:05.87] | yi xiang sheng. |
| [00:07.33] | jia xiang sheng? |
| [00:08.35] | yi a. |
| [00:09.20] | jia xiang sheng zhe wan yi er zen me chi a? |
| [00:10.32] | yi zen me chi? |
| [00:11.19]] | jia a. |
| [00:12.88] | yi yi ban er da lu, yi ban er zha jiang. |
| [00:14.69] | jia hao a! hao hao. |
| [00:16.47] | yi zen me yang? |
| [00:17.10] | jia gei wo lai liang wan. |
| [00:17.95] | yi a? liang wan? |
| [00:19.08] | jia a. lai liang wan? |
| [00:20.79] | yi xiang sheng a, bu lun wan. |
| [00:23.42] | yi ai, ye bu lun jin a. |
| [00:23.72] | jia o, lun jin. |
| [00:25.76] | jia ? |
| [00:26.61] | yi xiang sheng shi lun duan er. |
| [00:28.45] | jia lun duan er? |
| [00:29.10] | yi ai. |
| [00:29.51] | jia na hao, ni gei wo lai ge zhong duan er. |
| [00:30.39] | yi a? |
| [00:31.14] | jia bu yao tou wei. |
| [00:31.60] | yi o, ni zhe mai yu lai la? |
| [00:34.31] | jia ni bu shi shuo lun duan er ma? |
| [00:35.67] | yi xiang sheng ta bu shi chi de. |
| [00:38.25] | jia gan ma de? |
| [00:39.20] | yi shi ting de ma? |
| [00:40.31] | jia ting de? |
| [00:40.91] | yi a. |
| [00:41.56] | jia zen me ting? |
| [00:43.94] | yi zen me ni lian ting dou bu hui a? |
| [00:45.95] | jia a? |
| [00:47.01] | yi na er duo ting a. |
| [00:48.74] | jia na er duo ting? |
| [00:49.55] | yi a. |
| [00:49.94] | jia xing a, ting ta yi hui. |
| [00:52.88] | yi ni ya, ni ba shou na xia lai ba. |
| [00:54.45] | jia a? |
| [00:55.46] | yi jiu zhe er duo zhe me ting a? zhi dao ni zhe shi ting xiang sheng de, bu zhi dao ni zhe shi qiao er duo lai le. |
| [01:01.25] | jia ni bu shi shuo ting ma? |
| [01:02.22] | yi sui bian zhe me jiu ting le. |
| [01:03.89] | jia sui bian ting jiu xing? |
| [01:04.90] | yi ai. |
| [01:05.63] | jia ting wan le, gei wo shen me chi? yu bei shen me le? |
| [01:09.30] | yi zhe wei gen chi gan shang le! ting wan le a |
| [01:12.50] | jia a. |
| [01:13.60] | yi bu gei nin shen me chi. |
| [01:14.88] | jia na gan ma ting a? |
| [01:16.15] | yi ai, hai de gen nin yao qian ne. |
| [01:18.52] | jia gen wo yao qian? |
| [01:19.08] | yi ai. |
| [01:19.82] | jia na xing a, yao duo shao? |
| [01:22.42] | yi zhe wei dao shi sui bian. you, nin duo gei, mei you , nin shao gei. |
| [01:27.33] | jia san kuai xing bu xing? |
| [01:28.65] | yi xing a. |
| [01:30.36] | jia san kuai liang kuai, ni ye gan bu liao shen me. lai yi bai, lai yi bai kuai xing bu xing? |
| [01:34.54] | yi yi bai? |
| [01:35.15] | jia a. |
| [01:35.71] | yi na hao a. |
| [01:36.31] | jia yi bai kuai, yi bai jiao gei ni a. zhao bao ren a , zhao ge bao ren. |
| [01:41.45] | wo shi mei tian lai qu a, shi an yue na a, shi dao shi hou ni gei wo song qu? duo shao li xi qian? |
| [01:47.47] | yi ni zhe er fang zhang lai la? |
| [01:50.19] | jia ting xiang sheng you shen me hao chu a? |
| [01:52.11] | yi ai, dang ran you hao chu a. |
| [01:55.47] | jia you hao chu? |
| [01:56.08] | yi a. |
| [01:56.90] | jia ke yi mian san zai qu ba nan? shi zi bu ding, ge zao bu yao? |
| [02:00.79] | yi jiu shi you dian er a, xiao hao chu. |
| [02:03.01] | jia shen me hao chu? |
| [02:03.71] | yi ting wo men zhe ge xiang sheng ne, nin xin li neng tong kuai. |
| [02:07.28] | xin li zhe me yi tong kuai ne, neng gou duo zeng yin shi, neng gou duo chi liang wan fan. |
| [02:11.32] | jia ting wan le, wo duo chi liang wan fan? |
| [02:13.40] | yi ai. |
| [02:14.31] | jia mei mi a! |
| [02:15.21] | yi na ni ben qu ya! |
| [02:17.93] | jia zhe jiao shen me hao chu a? |
| [02:20.45] | yi jiu zhe me shuo ba. |
| [02:21.36] | jia zen me shuo? |
| [02:22.77] | yi ni gang chi wan le dun rou lao bing. |
| [02:25.16] | jia shen me wei r a? |
| [02:27.28] | yi zhe wei shi mei chi ne. |
| [02:28.63] | jia ben lai wo mei chi ma! |
| [02:30.26] | yi ai, mei chi, ye de shuo chi le. |
| [02:32.49] | jia na wo dui de qi du zi ma? |
| [02:34.50] | yi shuo bu dao yi kuai er. |
| [02:36.83] | jia ni shuo ni zhe shen me hao chu a? |
| [02:38.55] | yi ni ya, bie yan yu. |
| [02:41.52] | jia o, wo zhe er da guan si ne? |
| [02:42.52] | yi da |
| [02:43.83] | jia ni shi na ge shen pan yuan, wo bie yan yu, ting ni de? |
| [02:48.53] | yi ni ting wo shuo a. |
| [02:50.08] | jia o, ni xian shuo, wo shi bei gao? |
| [02:52.16] | yi zhe hai shi da guan si lai le. |
| [02:55.52] | jia ni shuo zen me ge hao chu a? ni bu shuo you hao chu ma? |
| [02:57.81] | yi you hao chu a. |
| [02:58.58] | jia you shen me hao chu? |
| [02:59.78] | yi zhe me shuo ba, ni xin li a, you dian er bu tong kuai. |
| [03:03.20] | jia wo zen me bu tong kuai a? |
| [03:06.42] | yi you dian er a, bu gao xing. |
| [03:08.08] | jia wo wei shi me bu gao xing ne? |
| [03:10.57] | yi jiu you dian er bie niu. |
| [03:11.73] | jia wo gen shui bie niu ne? |
| [03:13.50] | yi ni gen wo bie niu! |
| [03:16.43] | jia ni shuo a, zen me ge hao chu? wo mei ting chu lai ya! |
| [03:21.06] | yi jiu zhe me shuo ba. |
| [03:21.93] | jia a. |
| [03:22.73] | yi ni ya, duan ren jia yi bai kuai qian. |
| [03:23.54] | jia shen me? |
| [03:25.26] | yi ni duan ren jia yi bai kuai qian. |
| [03:26.92] | jia ni gei jie de? shui de bao ren na? |
| [03:31.54] | duo shao li xi qian a? ni zhe dou shen me yu a? |
| [03:34.06] | ni zhe? wo wen wen hao chu, duan yi bai kuai qian, zhe bu e zha ma, zhe bu? |
| [03:38.64] | yi mei zhe me dang zi shi! |
| [03:39.90] | jia na ni shuo ta gan ma? |
| [03:42.36] | yi ni bu shi bu ming bai ma? |
| [03:43.66] | jia wo ming bai, qian mei le! |
| [03:46.25] | yi mei ren gen ni yao. |
| [03:47.36] | jia yao wo ye de gei a! |
| [03:48.47] | yi hai! hao ma! ni ya |
| [03:53.72] | jia a. |
| [03:54.33] | yi duan ren jia yi bai kuai qian. |
| [03:55.04] | jia duan |
| [03:56.36] | yi ni gei bu liao ren jia. |
| [03:57.32] | jia na wo dang chu bie jie ya! |
| [03:59.38] | yi dui ya, ni bi wo hai ming bai na! |
| [04:01.60] | jia bu shi, ni zhe hao chu zen me shuo chu lai de ya? |
| [04:03.66] | yi man man lai ya! |
| [04:04.79] | jia a. |
| [04:05.50] | yi ni duan ren jia yi bai kuai qian. |
| [04:06.41] | jia a. |
| [04:08.07] | yi ren jia gen ni yao, ni xin li qi ji a. |
| [04:10.68] | jia a. |
| [04:11.37] | yi cong ni jia ni jiu shang wo zhe er lai le. |
| [04:12.79] | jia o, ni jiu ti wo hai le. |
| [04:14.24] | yi wo ya? wo ti ni hai zhang a? |
| [04:17.77] | jia na zen me ge hao chu ne? |
| [04:19.19] | yi lai dao wo zhe er le, nin ting wo liang duan xiang sheng, |
| [04:21.80] | wo zhe me yi shuo, ni xin li zhe me yi tong kuai, zhe me yi xi huan, |
| [04:25.83] | ni jiu ba gai ren qian zhe cha er a, jiu wang le. |
| [04:28.54] | jia o, zhe wo jiu ting ming bai le. |
| [04:31.27] | yi dui le ba? |
| [04:32.27] | jia bi ru wo duan ren jia yi bai kuai qian. |
| [04:33.29] | yi ai. |
| [04:34.44] | jia ying gai jin er gei ren jia. |
| [04:35.30] | yi ai. |
| [04:35.90] | jia gei bu liao, wo xin li zhao ji a. |
| [04:36.90] | yi shi a. |
| [04:38.16] | jia wu jing da cai shang nin zhe er lai le. |
| [04:39.37] | yi dui. |
| [04:39.93] | jia ting nin zhe xiang sheng wo ha ha zhe me yi le. |
| [04:41.54] | yi ai. |
| [04:42.20] | jia ba duan qian zhe cha er wo gei wang le. |
| [04:43.46] | yi dui le ya! |
| [04:44.62] | jia wo hui jia ta hai yao. |
| [04:45.59] | yi ai, na ni de hai ren jia ya! |
| [00:01.13] | yǐ jīn tiān zhè gè jié mù a, shì xiàng sheng. |
| [00:03.66] | jiǎ zěn me zhāo? nǐ gàn shén me? |
| [00:05.87] | yǐ xiàng sheng. |
| [00:07.33] | jiǎ xiàng sheng? |
| [00:08.35] | yǐ a. |
| [00:09.20] | jiǎ xiàng sheng zhè wán yì ér zěn me chī a? |
| [00:10.32] | yǐ zěn me chī? |
| [00:11.19]] | jiǎ a. |
| [00:12.88] | yǐ yī bàn ér dǎ lǔ, yī bàn ér zhá jiàng. |
| [00:14.69] | jiǎ hǎo a! hǎo hǎo. |
| [00:16.47] | yǐ zěn me yàng? |
| [00:17.10] | jiǎ gěi wǒ lái liǎng wǎn. |
| [00:17.95] | yǐ a? liǎng wǎn? |
| [00:19.08] | jiǎ a. lái liǎng wǎn? |
| [00:20.79] | yǐ xiàng sheng a, bù lùn wǎn. |
| [00:23.42] | yǐ āi, yě bù lùn jīn a. |
| [00:23.72] | jiǎ ō, lùn jīn. |
| [00:25.76] | jiǎ ? |
| [00:26.61] | yǐ xiàng sheng shì lùn duàn ér. |
| [00:28.45] | jiǎ lùn duàn ér? |
| [00:29.10] | yǐ āi. |
| [00:29.51] | jiǎ nà hǎo, nǐ gěi wǒ lái gè zhōng duàn ér. |
| [00:30.39] | yǐ a? |
| [00:31.14] | jiǎ bú yào tóu wěi. |
| [00:31.60] | yǐ ō, nǐ zhè mǎi yú lái la? |
| [00:34.31] | jiǎ nǐ bú shì shuō lùn duàn ér ma? |
| [00:35.67] | yǐ xiàng sheng tā bú shì chī de. |
| [00:38.25] | jiǎ gàn má de? |
| [00:39.20] | yǐ shì tīng de ma? |
| [00:40.31] | jiǎ tīng de? |
| [00:40.91] | yǐ a. |
| [00:41.56] | jiǎ zěn me tīng? |
| [00:43.94] | yǐ zěn me nǐ lián tīng dōu bú huì a? |
| [00:45.95] | jiǎ a? |
| [00:47.01] | yǐ ná ěr duǒ tīng a. |
| [00:48.74] | jiǎ ná ěr duǒ tīng? |
| [00:49.55] | yǐ a. |
| [00:49.94] | jiǎ xíng a, tīng tā yī huí. |
| [00:52.88] | yǐ nǐ ya, nǐ bǎ shǒu ná xià lái ba. |
| [00:54.45] | jiǎ a? |
| [00:55.46] | yǐ jiū zhe ěr duǒ zhè me tīng a? zhī dào nǐ zhè shì tīng xiàng sheng de, bù zhī dào nǐ zhè shì qiáo ěr duǒ lái le. |
| [01:01.25] | jiǎ nǐ bú shì shuō tīng ma? |
| [01:02.22] | yǐ suí biàn zhè me jiù tīng le. |
| [01:03.89] | jiǎ suí biàn tīng jiù xíng? |
| [01:04.90] | yǐ āi. |
| [01:05.63] | jiǎ tīng wán le, gěi wǒ shén me chī? yù bèi shén me le? |
| [01:09.30] | yǐ zhè wèi gēn chī gàn shàng le! tīng wán le a |
| [01:12.50] | jiǎ a. |
| [01:13.60] | yǐ bù gěi nín shén me chī. |
| [01:14.88] | jiǎ nà gàn má tīng a? |
| [01:16.15] | yǐ āi, hái dé gēn nín yào qián ne. |
| [01:18.52] | jiǎ gēn wǒ yào qián? |
| [01:19.08] | yǐ āi. |
| [01:19.82] | jiǎ nà xíng a, yào duō shǎo? |
| [01:22.42] | yǐ zhè wèi dǎo shì suí biàn. yǒu, nín duō gěi, méi yǒu , nín shǎo gěi. |
| [01:27.33] | jiǎ sān kuài xíng bù xíng? |
| [01:28.65] | yǐ xíng a. |
| [01:30.36] | jiǎ sān kuài liǎng kuài, nǐ yě gàn bù liǎo shén me. lái yī bǎi, lái yī bǎi kuài xíng bù xíng? |
| [01:34.54] | yǐ yī bǎi? |
| [01:35.15] | jiǎ a. |
| [01:35.71] | yǐ nà hǎo a. |
| [01:36.31] | jiǎ yī bǎi kuài, yī bǎi jiào gěi nǐ a. zhǎo bǎo rén a , zhǎo gè bǎo rén. |
| [01:41.45] | wǒ shì měi tiān lái qǔ a, shì àn yuè ná a, shì dào shí hòu nǐ gěi wǒ sòng qù? duō shǎo lì xī qián? |
| [01:47.47] | yǐ nǐ zhè ér fàng zhàng lái la? |
| [01:50.19] | jiǎ tīng xiàng sheng yǒu shén me hǎo chù a? |
| [01:52.11] | yǐ āi, dāng rán yǒu hǎo chù a. |
| [01:55.47] | jiǎ yǒu hǎo chù? |
| [01:56.08] | yǐ a. |
| [01:56.90] | jiǎ kě yǐ miǎn sān zāi qù bā nán? shī zi bù dīng, gē zǎo bù yǎo? |
| [02:00.79] | yǐ jiù shì yǒu diǎn ér a, xiǎo hǎo chù. |
| [02:03.01] | jiǎ shén me hǎo chù? |
| [02:03.71] | yǐ tīng wǒ men zhè gè xiàng sheng ne, nín xīn lǐ néng tòng kuài. |
| [02:07.28] | xīn lǐ zhè me yī tòng kuài ne, néng gòu duō zēng yǐn shí, néng gòu duō chī liǎng wǎn fàn. |
| [02:11.32] | jiǎ tīng wán le, wǒ duō chī liǎng wǎn fàn? |
| [02:13.40] | yǐ āi. |
| [02:14.31] | jiǎ méi mǐ a! |
| [02:15.21] | yǐ nà nǐ bēn qù ya! |
| [02:17.93] | jiǎ zhè jiào shén me hǎo chù a? |
| [02:20.45] | yǐ jiù zhè me shuō ba. |
| [02:21.36] | jiǎ zěn me shuō? |
| [02:22.77] | yǐ nǐ gāng chī wán le dùn ròu lào bǐng. |
| [02:25.16] | jiǎ shén me wèi r a? |
| [02:27.28] | yǐ zhè wèi shì méi chī ne. |
| [02:28.63] | jiǎ běn lái wǒ méi chī ma! |
| [02:30.26] | yǐ āi, méi chī, yě de shuō chī le. |
| [02:32.49] | jiǎ nà wǒ duì de qǐ dǔ zi ma? |
| [02:34.50] | yǐ shuō bú dào yí kuài ér. |
| [02:36.83] | jiǎ nǐ shuō nǐ zhè shén me hǎo chù a? |
| [02:38.55] | yǐ nǐ ya, bié yán yǔ. |
| [02:41.52] | jiǎ ō, wǒ zhè ér dǎ guān sī ne? |
| [02:42.52] | yǐ dǎ |
| [02:43.83] | jiǎ nǐ shì nà gè shěn pàn yuán, wǒ bié yán yǔ, tīng nǐ de? |
| [02:48.53] | yǐ nǐ tīng wǒ shuō a. |
| [02:50.08] | jiǎ ō, nǐ xiān shuō, wǒ shì bèi gào? |
| [02:52.16] | yǐ zhè hái shì dǎ guān sī lái le. |
| [02:55.52] | jiǎ nǐ shuō zěn me gè hǎo chù a? nǐ bù shuō yǒu hǎo chù ma? |
| [02:57.81] | yǐ yǒu hǎo chù a. |
| [02:58.58] | jiǎ yǒu shén me hǎo chù? |
| [02:59.78] | yǐ zhè me shuō ba, nǐ xīn lǐ a, yǒu diǎn ér bù tòng kuài. |
| [03:03.20] | jiǎ wǒ zěn me bù tòng kuài a? |
| [03:06.42] | yǐ yǒu diǎn ér a, bù gāo xìng. |
| [03:08.08] | jiǎ wǒ wèi shí me bù gāo xìng ne? |
| [03:10.57] | yǐ jiù yǒu diǎn ér biè niǔ. |
| [03:11.73] | jiǎ wǒ gēn shuí biè niǔ ne? |
| [03:13.50] | yǐ nǐ gēn wǒ biè niǔ! |
| [03:16.43] | jiǎ nǐ shuō a, zěn me gè hǎo chù? wǒ méi tīng chū lái ya! |
| [03:21.06] | yǐ jiù zhè me shuō ba. |
| [03:21.93] | jiǎ a. |
| [03:22.73] | yǐ nǐ ya, duǎn rén jiā yī bǎi kuài qián. |
| [03:23.54] | jiǎ shén me? |
| [03:25.26] | yǐ nǐ duǎn rén jiā yī bǎi kuài qián. |
| [03:26.92] | jiǎ nǐ gěi jiè de? shuí de bǎo rén nǎ? |
| [03:31.54] | duō shǎo lì xī qián a? nǐ zhè dōu shén me yǔ a? |
| [03:34.06] | nǐ zhè? wǒ wèn wèn hǎo chù, duǎn yī bǎi kuài qián, zhè bù é zhà ma, zhè bù? |
| [03:38.64] | yǐ méi zhè me dǎng zǐ shì! |
| [03:39.90] | jiǎ nà nǐ shuō tā gàn má? |
| [03:42.36] | yǐ nǐ bú shì bù míng bái ma? |
| [03:43.66] | jiǎ wǒ míng bái, qián méi le! |
| [03:46.25] | yǐ méi rén gēn nǐ yào. |
| [03:47.36] | jiǎ yào wǒ yě de gěi a! |
| [03:48.47] | yǐ hāi! hǎo ma! nǐ ya |
| [03:53.72] | jiǎ a. |
| [03:54.33] | yǐ duǎn rén jiā yī bǎi kuài qián. |
| [03:55.04] | jiǎ duǎn |
| [03:56.36] | yǐ nǐ gěi bù liǎo rén jiā. |
| [03:57.32] | jiǎ nà wǒ dāng chū bié jiè ya! |
| [03:59.38] | yǐ duì ya, nǐ bǐ wǒ hái míng bái nǎ! |
| [04:01.60] | jiǎ bú shì, nǐ zhè hǎo chù zěn me shuō chū lái de ya? |
| [04:03.66] | yǐ màn màn lái ya! |
| [04:04.79] | jiǎ a. |
| [04:05.50] | yǐ nǐ duǎn rén jiā yī bǎi kuài qián. |
| [04:06.41] | jiǎ a. |
| [04:08.07] | yǐ rén jiā gēn nǐ yào, nǐ xīn lǐ qǐ jí a. |
| [04:10.68] | jiǎ a. |
| [04:11.37] | yǐ cóng nǐ jiā nǐ jiù shàng wǒ zhè ér lái le. |
| [04:12.79] | jiǎ ō, nǐ jiù tì wǒ hái le. |
| [04:14.24] | yǐ wǒ ya? wǒ tì nǐ hái zhàng a? |
| [04:17.77] | jiǎ nà zěn me gè hǎo chù ne? |
| [04:19.19] | yǐ lái dào wǒ zhè ér le, nín tīng wǒ liǎng duàn xiàng sheng, |
| [04:21.80] | wǒ zhè me yī shuō, nǐ xīn lǐ zhè me yī tòng kuài, zhè me yī xǐ huān, |
| [04:25.83] | nǐ jiù bǎ gāi rén qián zhè chá ér a, jiù wàng le. |
| [04:28.54] | jiǎ ō, zhè wǒ jiù tīng míng bái le. |
| [04:31.27] | yǐ duì le ba? |
| [04:32.27] | jiǎ bǐ rú wǒ duǎn rén jiā yī bǎi kuài qián. |
| [04:33.29] | yǐ āi. |
| [04:34.44] | jiǎ yīng gāi jīn ér gěi rén jiā. |
| [04:35.30] | yǐ āi. |
| [04:35.90] | jiǎ gěi bù liǎo, wǒ xīn lǐ zháo jí a. |
| [04:36.90] | yǐ shì a. |
| [04:38.16] | jiǎ wú jīng dǎ cǎi shàng nín zhè ér lái le. |
| [04:39.37] | yǐ duì. |
| [04:39.93] | jiǎ tīng nín zhè xiàng sheng wǒ hā hā zhè me yī lè. |
| [04:41.54] | yǐ āi. |
| [04:42.20] | jiǎ bǎ duǎn qián zhè chá ér wǒ gěi wàng le. |
| [04:43.46] | yǐ duì le ya! |
| [04:44.62] | jiǎ wǒ huí jiā tā hái yào. |
| [04:45.59] | yǐ āi, nà nǐ dé hái rén jiā ya! |
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