| [ti:讲帝号] | |
| [ar:侯宝林、刘宝瑞] | |
| [00:05.456] | 乙这个相声啊，就得逗笑。 |
| [00:11.899] | 甲我说刘宝瑞同志。 |
| [00:13.619] | 乙哎。 |
| [00:13.723] | 甲我听说您这学问可不小。 |
| [00:14.143] | 乙我！ |
| [00:15.499] | 甲您这个相声演员，那真是不简单哪。 |
| [00:16.91] | 乙咳！ |
| [00:16.199] | 甲可不简单！ |
| [00:17.499] | 乙我有什么不简单的，您别那么说，没什么！ |
| [00:18.358] | 甲您哪，您这是谦虚，客气！据我知道您是博学多才，广览多读，上知天文，下知地理，三教九流，无一不知，风俗人情，无一不晓。了不起！ |
| [00:36.132] | 乙好家伙！谁有那么大学问哪。 |
| [00:40.262] | 甲您不就这样吗？ |
| [00:41.670] | 乙咳！您别听那么说，哎！我反正这么说吧，杂哩咕咚的知道些个。 |
| [00:46.360] | 甲嗯！那就不错，那就说明您博呀。 |
| [00:51.517] | 乙这就是博。 |
| [00:52.661] | 甲哎，博学嘛，杂哩咕咚嘛。 |
| [00:56.325] | 乙那是啊。 |
| [00:57.581] | 甲那您这水平不低呀。 |
| [00:59.717] | 乙不低？ |
| [01:01.474] | 甲起码您这水平够一个……杂哩咕咚。 |
| [01:03.649] | 乙什么叫够个杂哩咕咚呀？ |
| [01:07.460] | 甲您说的杂哩咕咚嘛。 |
| [01:09.462] | 乙咳！我这是跟您客气。杂哩咕咚，就说我呀……我这个……好像是——不怎样，就那个意思。我这个……说北京话，就是在这儿，二五眼。 |
| [01:24.316] | 甲二五眼<1282,-5,0>。 |
| [01:25.299] | 乙好比没多大学问，二五眼。 |
| [01:28.36] | 甲不能不能，不不不，您不是一般的二五眼，可能是高级的二五眼。 |
| [01:35.308] | 乙这二五眼还分等级哪？ |
| [01:38.284] | 甲不是，我听您很多的段子，我就有这感觉，好像您这水平啊，反正也不在二五眼以上，也不在二五眼以下，好像是正在二五眼上。 |
| [01:50.347] | 乙还是二五眼哪！ |
| [01:51.735] | 甲二五眼干吗呀？ |
| [01:55.842] | 乙这不是客气。 |
| [01:57.503] | 甲说您有学问嘛。 |
| [01:59.378] | 乙我也没什么学问，反正就是爱看书<4225,-3,0>。 |
| [02:03.304] | 甲看书哇？ |
| [02:04.66] | 乙哎，对对。 |
| [02:05.702] | 甲那就是那事，爱看书就好。 |
| [02:07.789] | 乙是呀。 |
| [02:09.364] | 甲丰富知识。最近看什么书啦？ |
| [02:09.852] | 乙瞎看！ |
| [02:09.991] | 甲噢！您眼睛已经不行啦？ |
| [02:16.450] | 乙谁眼睛不行啦？ |
| [02:18.233] | 甲瞎看嘛。 |
| [02:19.359] | 乙您怎么有一句话就添一句话呀。 |
| [02:21.317] | 甲瞎看哪！ |
| [02:23.302] | 乙我这不是客气嘛。瞎看就是什么都看<4292,-2,0>。 |
| [02:27.297] | 甲什么书都看<2300,-3,0>。 |
| [02:29.301] | 乙什么都看！这位也是！ |
| [02:31.453] | 甲最近又看什么书啦？ |
| [02:31.801] | 乙最近看《清宫外史》。 |
| [02:35.313] | 甲好哇。这么说您对清史很有研究<2291,-4,0>？ |
| [02:37.305] | 乙也没什么研究，没研究！反正就是看过些这个书。 |
| [02:42.340] | 甲都看过什么哪？ |
| [02:45.778] | 乙看过什么《清史演义》、《清史通俗演义》、《东华录》、《清宫繁华录》、《清宫十三朝演义》，什么这个《御香飘渺录》，反正就这些个<13814,-6,0>。 |
| [02:59.294] | 甲噢！这么说在这方面我得向您请教<4289,-3,0>。 |
| [03:03.287] | 乙谈不到请教。 |
| [03:05.303] | 甲我知道的太少了。 |
| [03:07.679] | 乙哎，客气。 |
| [03:07.899] | 甲我告您哪，二五眼同志。 |
| [03:09.943] | 乙您别叫我这外号行吗？ |
| [03:10.339] | 甲那什么，那个杂哩咕咚。 |
| [03:15.818] | 乙哎，好嘛<1788,-4,0>。 |
| [03:17.307] | 甲那个宝瑞同志，这方面我得向您请教，我知道的太少了。 |
| [03:21.866] | 乙是吗？ |
| [03:22.06] | 甲我也喜欢看这类书，知道的太少。在清朝一共坐了几个皇上，您知道吗？ |
| [03:31.290] | 乙十个呀。 |
| [03:32.365] | 甲就十个呀！ |
| [03:35.309] | 乙不过在这个关外还坐了两帝，天命、天聪。天聪后来改崇德嘛。 |
| [03:39.465] | 甲那就对了。 |
| [03:43.801] | 乙噢，对对。大概齐是这意思，反正我也记不太清楚了。 |
| [03:46.405] | 甲不！很清楚嘛，很清楚！不错！一共清朝坐了多少年哪，知道吗？ |
| [03:57.286] | 乙啊！二百六十八年，对吗？ |
| [04:02.424] | 甲对<1189,-7,0>。 |
| [04:03.314] | 乙康熙最多，坐了六十一年嘛。 |
| [04:07.316] | 甲对呀！ |
| [04:08.255] | 乙雍正、同治都是十三年，最少的是宣统，三年。大概齐是这意思，我也记不太清楚。 |
| [04:13.687] | 甲一点儿不错哇，您干吗这么客气呀，没错儿。 |
| [04:20.351] | 乙对啦？ |
| [04:21.667] | 甲十帝年号都是什么您知道吗？ |
| [04:24.383] | 乙我也记不太清楚<5219,-1,0>。 |
| [04:29.304] | 甲你甭说这句行不行？ |
| [04:31.301] | 乙怎么？ |
| [04:31.690] | 甲你这不是很清楚吗，干吗老说这句啊？ |
| [04:33.746] | 乙这不是客气嘛。 |
| [04:37.302] | 甲过度的客气，就是骄傲的表现。 |
| [04:38.470] | 乙哎——别别，您别这么说。坐了十帝呀，这个十帝的帝号就是顺治—— |
| [04:47.470] | 甲对！ |
| [04:49.277] | 乙顺治、康熙、雍正、乾隆、嘉庆、道光、咸丰、同治、光绪、宣统，就这么十帝。 |
| [04:57.293] | 甲嗯！ |
| [04:57.400] | 乙是不是<2193,-5,0>？ |
| [04:59.297] | 甲我也记不太清楚。 |
| [05:01.545] | 乙怎么这句又跑你那儿去啦。 |
| [05:03.461] | 甲这个每一帝的年号，都怎么讲，您知道不知道？ |
| [05:05.963] | 乙那还有什么讲啊，反正是……年号，他用的都是些个好字眼儿，也就这意思。 |
| [05:16.484] | 甲什么好字眼儿，您讲讲？ |
| [05:18.124] | 乙什么好字眼儿？您比如说吧，头一帝顺治，这两个字不就是好字眼儿吗<9473,-7,0>？ |
| [05:27.299] | 甲怎么讲哪？ |
| [05:27.839] | 乙顺治嘛！一顺百顺，顺顺当当，治理天下，顺治嘛！ |
| [05:31.969] | 甲错了。 |
| [05:32.107] | 乙错了？ |
| [05:36.395] | 甲不能那么讲，我有我的看法。 |
| [05:39.279] | 乙您有您的看法？ |
| [05:41.323] | 甲我认为他这个顺治两个字是这样讲—— |
| [05:43.307] | 乙您讲讲。 |
| [05:45.284] | 甲他是刚进关没底儿空虚，他希望老百姓都是顺民，他好容易统治，这么讲。 |
| [05:50.326] | 乙噢，对对对对！ |
| [05:54.68] | 乙儿化？ |
| [05:55.448] | 甲可以吗？ |
| [05:59.298] | 乙行行行行！哎，有点意思。哎——顺治下去康熙怎么讲？ |
| [06:06.161] | 甲康熙，康……熙是不是？熙，恐怕这个字要用儿化他就好讲了。 |
| [06:33.282] | 甲这个康芯儿，他就有讲啦。 |
| [06:37.74] | 乙噢，糠心儿？萝卜呀。 |
| [06:39.558] | 甲哎，你领会这个意思啦？ |
| [06:41.270] | 乙我领会呀……不对，您得说这俩字怎么讲，康熙，康芯儿不成。 |
| [06:49.13] | 甲康熙呀，康嘛，就是康乐的康，康乐不知道吗？就八面槽椿树胡同康乐嘛<8268,-6,0>！ |
| [06:56.982] | 乙饭馆呀？ |
| [06:57.889] | 甲过桥面不错。 |
| [06:59.200] | 乙啊？谁问你这个啦。问这俩字：康熙。 |
| [07:09.847] | 甲康熙呀，他是这个康宁颐乐这个康，这么讲，熙哪，就当永久讲，永久统治，对不对？ |
| [07:17.205] | 乙对对。 |
| [07:17.724] | 甲你看这学问，我这学问比您大点儿。 |
| [07:21.75] | 乙是是，我还在二五眼上哪。顺治、康熙、哎，康熙下去雍正。 |
| [07:28.975] | 甲雍正？ |
| [07:30.159] | 乙怎么讲呀？ |
| [07:31.484] | 甲雍正，雍……正是吧？ |
| [07:35.106] | 乙啊，雍正。 |
| [07:36.958] | 甲啊，对了，因为他坐皇上那天他坐歪了不正，大伙儿一拥他，唉，正啦，雍正。 |
| [07:41.283] | 乙这玩意倒好讲啊，这个啊——坐歪了一拥他正过来了。 |
| [07:49.62] | 甲对对。 |
| [07:50.962] | 乙雍正。乾隆呢？ |
| [07:51.879] | 甲乾隆那还不好讲嘛！ |
| [07:54.941] | 乙怎么讲？ |
| [07:55.465] | 甲乾隆嘛。 |
| [07:56.953] | 乙乾隆。 |
| [07:57.101] | 甲皇上他不是有钱嘛。 |
| [07:59.09] | 乙那这隆呢？ |
| [07:59.221] | 甲大概他是聋子。 |
| [08:01.629] | 乙哎哟，这是有钱的聋子，合着—— |
| [08:02.948] | 甲哎。 |
| [08:03.590] | 乙这么个皇上。 |
| [08:05.126] | 甲哎，钱聋嘛。 |
| [08:07.08] | 乙嘉庆？ |
| [08:08.945] | 甲嘉庆！嘉庆这可不好讲，嘉庆，嘉庆是吧？ |
| [08:13.580] | 乙嘉庆啊。 |
| [08:15.08] | 甲嘉庆他有这么段故事。嘉庆他是因为他没做皇上以前哪，他那阵儿是皇子啦，他喜欢玩古铜，你像什么周代的，什么殷代的古铜啊，他都搜集。有一天到一个庙里去看，嗯，有一个磬，这个玩意儿打起来怎么这么响啊！当！当！这一定是好铜，古的。 |
| [08:46.245] | 乙皇上瞧什么哪<2308,-2,0>？ |
| [08:48.257] | 甲瞧瞧庙里和尚没在。 |
| [08:48.667] | 乙没在怎么？ |
| [08:50.418] | 甲夹走了。后来他坐了皇上啦，人说这个皇上是哪个皇上呀？咳！就是夹馨那皇上。哎，就是夹着那个磬的那个皇上。 |
| [09:01.20] | 乙噢，偷磬的皇上啊！真有点儿意思。 |
| [09:11.80] | 甲啊，你看这个讲法。 |
| [09:12.790] | 乙哎呀，您这一说我这学问长多啦！ |
| [09:14.819] | 甲是吗？ |
| [09:14.959] | 乙这成三五眼啦，简直都……嘉庆完了道光呢？ |
| [09:20.331] | 甲道光……道光他就是，他到哪儿就光了。 |
| [09:30.895] | 乙什么叫到哪能儿就光了？ |
| [09:32.287] | 甲道光吗？ |
| [09:33.355] | 乙道光皇上怎么讲？ |
| [09:34.558] | 甲道光是这意思啊！因为他不是马上皇帝吗？ |
| [09:36.466] | 乙是啊！ |
| [09:37.331] | 甲他是亲自领兵打仗。 |
| [09:40.263] | 乙道光还能打仗<2288,-2,0>？ |
| [09:42.252] | 甲啊，他也打不好，反正他有办法。 |
| [09:45.402] | 乙有什么办法？ |
| [09:46.454] | 甲要攻一个城，攻不进去，他就告诉士兵你们都铆上劲儿打！进去之后你们随便抢，随便杀，随便烧，杀光，抢光，烧光，是吧？所以人家都说到哪儿就光啦，道光，道光，到那儿就光。 |
| [10:00.596] | 乙到那儿就光。哎哟，这是“三光政策”呀！ |
| [10:04.533] | 甲哎，对了。 |
| [10:04.745] | 乙道光完了，咸丰？ |
| [10:08.892] | 甲咸丰那好讲，他呆不住，一闲着他就疯。 |
| [10:11.373] | 乙皇上闲着没事儿，就抽疯哇，这就咸丰！ |
| [10:18.236] | 甲哎，咸丰。 |
| [10:20.328] | 乙好嘛。咸丰完了，同治。 |
| [10:23.248] | 甲你说那个同志。 |
| [10:24.312] | 乙同治就是……哪个同志？ |
| [10:25.288] | 甲哪个同志？ |
| [10:26.917] | 乙什么那个同志，皇上同治。 |
| [10:28.916] | 甲你这叫什么立场，这叫什么立场？他是统治阶级嘛，怎么管他叫同志呀？革命术语庸俗化呀！ |
| [10:42.843] | 乙谁呀？甭使相了！谁呀！谁革命术语庸俗化呀？ |
| [10:48.435] | 甲你不是说，你管皇上叫同志吗<4136,-5,0>？ |
| [10:52.272] | 乙我干吗管他叫同志，他这俩字是同治。 |
| [10:56.382] | 甲啊，同治啊<2172,-3,0>。 |
| [10:58.255] | 乙他帝号同治。 |
| [11:00.426] | 甲怎么讲？ |
| [11:02.239] | 乙他……我哪儿知道哇，我这不问你哪？ |
| [11:02.834] | 甲同治嘛，同治他就是共同治理，明白这意思吗？他没什么本事，文武大臣们一块儿商量着干。 |
| [11:12.243] | 乙噢！ |
| [11:12.645] | 甲懂了吧？ |
| [11:14.233] | 乙噢，他为挽救这个残局。 |
| [11:14.777] | 甲哎，对了。 |
| [11:17.354] | 乙啊同治，同治完了光绪<3192,-8,0>。 |
| [11:20.247] | 甲哎，光绪，光绪嘛他就是他已经光了，他又续上点儿。 |
| [11:24.960] | 乙什么呀，又续上点儿啊？续什么了？ |
| [11:29.240] | 甲要不你不明白哪，我这人说话语言精练，这你理解不了。 |
| [11:36.303] | 乙不好理解。 |
| [11:37.436] | 甲光绪嘛，光绪当时呀，他是这个西太后垂帘听政。 |
| [11:42.400] | 乙是，这我知道<2146,-2,0>。 |
| [11:44.247] | 甲西太后拿光绪就当幌子，拿他当一盏灯。 |
| [11:48.711] | 乙当一盏灯<1832,-4,0>？ |
| [11:50.244] | 甲哎，到时候它那油烧光了，也不让它灭，再给他续上点儿，光了续，光了续，光了续，所以他叫光绪。 |
| [11:59.431] | 乙噢，这么个光绪呀，光了就续，光了就续。 |
| [12:04.253] | 甲哎！ |
| [12:04.366] | 乙哎，光绪完了，宣统呢？ |
| [12:07.111] | 甲最末一个啦！ |
| [12:08.454] | 乙最末一个。 |
| [12:08.651] | 甲完了，坐不了皇上啦。 |
| [12:11.182] | 乙怎么坐不了皇上啦？ |
| [12:14.330] | 甲你想这名儿，悬捅，本来就悬着哪，拿棍一捅，掉下来了。 |
| [12:18.370] | 乙噢，捅下来了！ |
| [12:20.330] | 甲哎，悬捅嘛！ |
| [12:26.245] | 乙悬捅，本来悬着，捅下来了，不对！ |
| [12:28.285] | 甲怎么不对？ |
| [12:31.429] | 乙您这讲错了，他正字也不叫悬捅，他是宣统。 |
| [12:36.421] | 甲是宣统？ |
| [12:38.253] | 乙哎，入了民国就改总统了嘛。 |
| [12:44.244] | 甲对啦，所以他坐不了皇上了<2300,-6,0>。 |
| [12:46.245] | 乙怎么啦？ |
| [12:47.44] | 甲他那时已经宣布总统了嘛，是不是，宣布总统嘛。对了，是那意思，差不多。 |
| [12:53.224] | 乙合着，我给他讲上来啦，往外宣布总统哪，他坐不了。 |
| [12:59.432] | 甲哎，坐不了了。 |
| [13:02.252] | 乙哎，后来这个总统，怎么也没坐长呢？ |
| [13:04.967] | 甲那当然啦，他总统捅嘛？上去一个捅一个，上去一个捅一个。 |
| [13:08.375] | 乙 |
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| [00:16.199] | jia ke bu jian dan! |
| [00:17.499] | yi wo you shen me bu jian dan de, nin bie na me shuo, mei shen me! |
| [00:18.358] | jia nin na, nin zhe shi qian xu, ke qi! ju wo zhi dao nin shi bo xue duo cai, guang lan duo du, shang zhi tian wen, xia zhi di li, san jiao jiu liu, wu yi bu zhi, feng su ren qing, wu yi bu xiao. liao bu qi! |
| [00:36.132] | yi hao jia huo! shui you na me da xue wen na. |
| [00:40.262] | jia nin bu jiu zhe yang ma? |
| [00:41.670] | yi hai! nin bie ting na me shuo, ai! wo fan zheng zhe me shuo ba, za li gu dong de zhi dao xie ge. |
| [00:46.360] | jia ! na jiu bu cuo, na jiu shuo ming nin bo ya. |
| [00:51.517] | yi zhe jiu shi bo. |
| [00:52.661] | jia ai, bo xue ma, za li gu dong ma. |
| [00:56.325] | yi na shi a. |
| [00:57.581] | jia na nin zhe shui ping bu di ya. |
| [00:59.717] | yi bu di? |
| [01:01.474] | jia qi ma nin zhe shui ping gou yi ge za li gu dong. |
| [01:03.649] | yi shen me jiao gou ge za li gu dong ya? |
| [01:07.460] | jia nin shuo de za li gu dong ma. |
| [01:09.462] | yi hai! wo zhe shi gen nin ke qi. za li gu dong, jiu shuo wo ya wo zhe ge hao xiang shi bu zen yang, jiu na ge yi si. wo zhe ge shuo bei jing hua, jiu shi zai zhe er, er wu yan. |
| [01:24.316] | jia er wu yan 1282, 5, 0. |
| [01:25.299] | yi hao bi mei duo da xue wen, er wu yan. |
| [01:28.36] | jia bu neng bu neng, bu bu bu, nin bu shi yi ban de er wu yan, ke neng shi gao ji de er wu yan. |
| [01:35.308] | yi zhe er wu yan hai fen deng ji na? |
| [01:38.284] | jia bu shi, wo ting nin hen duo de duan zi, wo jiu you zhe gan jue, hao xiang nin zhe shui ping a, fan zheng ye bu zai er wu yan yi shang, ye bu zai er wu yan yi xia, hao xiang shi zheng zai er wu yan shang. |
| [01:50.347] | yi hai shi er wu yan na! |
| [01:51.735] | jia er wu yan gan ma ya? |
| [01:55.842] | yi zhe bu shi ke qi. |
| [01:57.503] | jia shuo nin you xue wen ma. |
| [01:59.378] | yi wo ye mei shen me xue wen, fan zheng jiu shi ai kan shu 4225, 3, 0. |
| [02:03.304] | jia kan shu wa? |
| [02:04.66] | yi ai, dui dui. |
| [02:05.702] | jia na jiu shi na shi, ai kan shu jiu hao. |
| [02:07.789] | yi shi ya. |
| [02:09.364] | jia feng fu zhi shi. zui jin kan shen me shu la? |
| [02:09.852] | yi xia kan! |
| [02:09.991] | jia o! nin yan jing yi jing bu xing la? |
| [02:16.450] | yi shui yan jing bu xing la? |
| [02:18.233] | jia xia kan ma. |
| [02:19.359] | yi nin zen me you yi ju hua jiu tian yi ju hua ya. |
| [02:21.317] | jia xia kan na! |
| [02:23.302] | yi wo zhe bu shi ke qi ma. xia kan jiu shi shen me dou kan 4292, 2, 0. |
| [02:27.297] | jia shen me shu dou kan 2300, 3, 0. |
| [02:29.301] | yi shen me dou kan! zhe wei ye shi! |
| [02:31.453] | jia zui jin you kan shen me shu la? |
| [02:31.801] | yi zui jin kan qing gong wai shi. |
| [02:35.313] | jia hao wa. zhe me shuo nin dui qing shi hen you yan jiu 2291, 4, 0? |
| [02:37.305] | yi ye mei shen me yan jiu, mei yan jiu! fan zheng jiu shi kan guo xie zhe ge shu. |
| [02:42.340] | jia dou kan guo shen me na? |
| [02:45.778] | yi kan guo shen me qing shi yan yi qing shi tong su yan yi dong hua lu qing gong fan hua lu qing gong shi san chao yan yi, shen me zhe ge yu xiang piao miao lu, fan zheng jiu zhei xie ge 13814, 6, 0. |
| [02:59.294] | jia o! zhe me shuo zai zhe fang mian wo de xiang nin qing jiao 4289, 3, 0. |
| [03:03.287] | yi tan bu dao qing jiao. |
| [03:05.303] | jia wo zhi dao de tai shao le. |
| [03:07.679] | yi ai, ke qi. |
| [03:07.899] | jia wo gao nin na, er wu yan tong zhi. |
| [03:09.943] | yi nin bie jiao wo zhe wai hao xing ma? |
| [03:10.339] | jia na shen me, na ge za li gu dong. |
| [03:15.818] | yi ai, hao ma 1788, 4, 0. |
| [03:17.307] | jia na ge bao rui tong zhi, zhe fang mian wo de xiang nin qing jiao, wo zhi dao de tai shao le. |
| [03:21.866] | yi shi ma? |
| [03:22.06] | jia wo ye xi huan kan zhe lei shu, zhi dao de tai shao. zai qing chao yi gong zuo le ji ge huang shang, nin zhi dao ma? |
| [03:31.290] | yi shi ge ya. |
| [03:32.365] | jia jiu shi ge ya! |
| [03:35.309] | yi bu guo zai zhe ge guan wai hai zuo le liang di, tian ming tian cong. tian cong hou lai gai chong de ma. |
| [03:39.465] | jia na jiu dui le. |
| [03:43.801] | yi o, dui dui. da gai qi shi zhe yi si, fan zheng wo ye ji bu tai qing chu le. |
| [03:46.405] | jia bu! hen qing chu ma, hen qing chu! bu cuo! yi gong qing chao zuo le duo shao nian na, zhi dao ma? |
| [03:57.286] | yi a! er bai liu shi ba nian, dui ma? |
| [04:02.424] | jia dui 1189, 7, 0. |
| [04:03.314] | yi kang xi zui duo, zuo le liu shi yi nian ma. |
| [04:07.316] | jia dui ya! |
| [04:08.255] | yi yong zheng tong zhi dou shi shi san nian, zui shao de shi xuan tong, san nian. da gai qi shi zhe yi si, wo ye ji bu tai qing chu. |
| [04:13.687] | jia yi dian er bu cuo wa, nin gan ma zhe me ke qi ya, mei cuo er. |
| [04:20.351] | yi dui la? |
| [04:21.667] | jia shi di nian hao dou shi shen me nin zhi dao ma? |
| [04:24.383] | yi wo ye ji bu tai qing chu 5219, 1, 0. |
| [04:29.304] | jia ni beng shuo zhe ju xing bu xing? |
| [04:31.301] | yi zen me? |
| [04:31.690] | jia ni zhe bu shi hen qing chu ma, gan ma lao shuo zhe ju a? |
| [04:33.746] | yi zhe bu shi ke qi ma. |
| [04:37.302] | jia guo du de ke qi, jiu shi jiao ao de biao xian. |
| [04:38.470] | yi ai bie bie, nin bie zhe me shuo. zuo le shi di ya, zhe ge shi di de di hao jiu shi shun zhi |
| [04:47.470] | jia dui! |
| [04:49.277] | yi shun zhi kang xi yong zheng qian long jia qing dao guang xian feng tong zhi guang xu xuan tong, jiu zhe me shi di. |
| [04:57.293] | jia ! |
| [04:57.400] | yi shi bu shi 2193, 5, 0? |
| [04:59.297] | jia wo ye ji bu tai qing chu. |
| [05:01.545] | yi zen me zhe ju you pao ni na er qu la. |
| [05:03.461] | jia zhe ge mei yi di de nian hao, dou zen me jiang, nin zhi dao bu zhi dao? |
| [05:05.963] | yi na hai you shen me jiang a, fan zheng shi nian hao, ta yong de dou shi xie ge hao zi yan er, ye jiu zhe yi si. |
| [05:16.484] | jia shen me hao zi yan er, nin jiang jiang? |
| [05:18.124] | yi shen me hao zi yan er? nin bi ru shuo ba, tou yi di shun zhi, zhe liang ge zi bu jiu shi hao zi yan er ma 9473, 7, 0? |
| [05:27.299] | jia zen me jiang na? |
| [05:27.839] | yi shun zhi ma! yi shun bai shun, shun shun dang dang, zhi li tian xia, shun zhi ma! |
| [05:31.969] | jia cuo le. |
| [05:32.107] | yi cuo le? |
| [05:36.395] | jia bu neng na me jiang, wo you wo de kan fa. |
| [05:39.279] | yi nin you nin de kan fa? |
| [05:41.323] | jia wo ren wei ta zhe ge shun zhi liang ge zi shi zhe yang jiang |
| [05:43.307] | yi nin jiang jiang. |
| [05:45.284] | jia ta shi gang jin guan mei di er kong xu, ta xi wang lao bai xing dou shi shun min, ta hao rong yi tong zhi, zhe me jiang. |
| [05:50.326] | yi o, dui dui dui dui! |
| [05:54.68] | yi er hua? |
| [05:55.448] | jia ke yi ma? |
| [05:59.298] | yi xing xing xing xing! ai, you dian yi si. ai shun zhi xia qu kang xi zen me jiang? |
| [06:06.161] | jia kang xi, kang xi shi bu shi? xi, kong pa zhe ge zi yao yong er hua ta jiu hao jiang le. |
| [06:33.282] | jia zhe ge kang xin er, ta jiu you jiang la. |
| [06:37.74] | yi o, kang xin er? luo bo ya. |
| [06:39.558] | jia ai, ni ling hui zhe ge yi si la? |
| [06:41.270] | yi wo ling hui ya bu dui, nin de shuo zhe lia zi zen me jiang, kang xi, kang xin er bu cheng. |
| [06:49.13] | jia kang xi ya, kang ma, jiu shi kang le de kang, kang le bu zhi dao ma? jiu ba mian cao chun shu hu tong kang le ma 8268, 6, 0! |
| [06:56.982] | yi fan guan ya? |
| [06:57.889] | jia guo qiao mian bu cuo. |
| [06:59.200] | yi a? shui wen ni zhe ge la. wen zhe lia zi: kang xi. |
| [07:09.847] | jia kang xi ya, ta shi zhe ge kang ning yi le zhe ge kang, zhe me jiang, xi na, jiu dang yong jiu jiang, yong jiu tong zhi, dui bu dui? |
| [07:17.205] | yi dui dui. |
| [07:17.724] | jia ni kan zhe xue wen, wo zhe xue wen bi nin da dian er. |
| [07:21.75] | yi shi shi, wo hai zai er wu yan shang na. shun zhi kang xi ai, kang xi xia qu yong zheng. |
| [07:28.975] | jia yong zheng? |
| [07:30.159] | yi zen me jiang ya? |
| [07:31.484] | jia yong zheng, yong zheng shi ba? |
| [07:35.106] | yi a, yong zheng. |
| [07:36.958] | jia a, dui le, yin wei ta zuo huang shang na tian ta zuo wai liao bu zheng, da huo er yi yong ta, ai, zheng la, yong zheng. |
| [07:41.283] | yi zhe wan yi dao hao jiang a, zhe ge a zuo wai le yi yong ta zheng guo lai le. |
| [07:49.62] | jia dui dui. |
| [07:50.962] | yi yong zheng. qian long ne? |
| [07:51.879] | jia qian long na hai bu hao jiang ma! |
| [07:54.941] | yi zen me jiang? |
| [07:55.465] | jia qian long ma. |
| [07:56.953] | yi qian long. |
| [07:57.101] | jia huang shang ta bu shi you qian ma. |
| [07:59.09] | yi na zhe long ne? |
| [07:59.221] | jia da gai ta shi long zi. |
| [08:01.629] | yi ai yo, zhe shi you qian de long zi, he zhe |
| [08:02.948] | jia ai. |
| [08:03.590] | yi zhe me ge huang shang. |
| [08:05.126] | jia ai, qian long ma. |
| [08:07.08] | yi jia qing? |
| [08:08.945] | jia jia qing! jia qing zhe ke bu hao jiang, jia qing, jia qing shi ba? |
| [08:13.580] | yi jia qing a. |
| [08:15.08] | jia jia qing ta you zhe me duan gu shi. jia qing ta shi yin wei ta mei zuo huang shang yi qian na, ta na zhen er shi huang zi la, ta xi huan wan gu tong, ni xiang shen me zhou dai de, shen me yin dai de gu tong a, ta dou sou ji. you yi tian dao yi ge miao li qu kan, , you yi ge qing, zhe ge wan yi er da qi lai zen me zhe me xiang a! dang! dang! zhe yi ding shi hao tong, gu de. |
| [08:46.245] | yi huang shang qiao shen me na 2308, 2, 0? |
| [08:48.257] | jia qiao qiao miao li he shang mei zai. |
| [08:48.667] | yi mei zai zen me? |
| [08:50.418] | jia jia zou le. hou lai ta zuo le huang shang la, ren shuo zhe ge huang shang shi nei ge huang shang ya? hai! jiu shi jia xin na huang shang. ai, jiu shi jia zhe na ge qing de na ge huang shang. |
| [09:01.20] | yi o, tou qing de huang shang a! zhen you dian er yi si. |
| [09:11.80] | jia a, ni kan zhe ge jiang fa. |
| [09:12.790] | yi ai ya, nin zhe yi shuo wo zhe xue wen chang duo la! |
| [09:14.819] | jia shi ma? |
| [09:14.959] | yi zhe cheng san wu yan la, jian zhi dou jia qing wan le dao guang ne? |
| [09:20.331] | jia dao guang dao guang ta jiu shi, ta dao na er jiu guang le. |
| [09:30.895] | yi shen me jiao dao na neng er jiu guang le? |
| [09:32.287] | jia dao guang ma? |
| [09:33.355] | yi dao guang huang shang zen me jiang? |
| [09:34.558] | jia dao guang shi zhe yi si a! yin wei ta bu shi ma shang huang di ma? |
| [09:36.466] | yi shi a! |
| [09:37.331] | jia ta shi qin zi ling bing da zhang. |
| [09:40.263] | yi dao guang hai neng da zhang 2288, 2, 0? |
| [09:42.252] | jia a, ta ye da bu hao, fan zheng ta you ban fa. |
| [09:45.402] | yi you shen me ban fa? |
| [09:46.454] | jia yao gong yi ge cheng, gong bu jin qu, ta jiu gao su shi bing ni men dou mao shang jin r da! jin qu zhi hou ni men sui bian qiang, sui bian sha, sui bian shao, sha guang, qiang guang, shao guang, shi ba? suo yi ren jia dou shuo dao na er jiu guang la, dao guang, dao guang, dao na er jiu guang. |
| [10:00.596] | yi dao na er jiu guang. ai yo, zhe shi" san guang zheng ce" ya! |
| [10:04.533] | jia ai, dui le. |
| [10:04.745] | yi dao guang wan le, xian feng? |
| [10:08.892] | jia xian feng na hao jiang, ta dai bu zhu, yi xian zhe ta jiu feng. |
| [10:11.373] | yi huang shang xian zhe mei shi er, jiu chou feng wa, zhe jiu xian feng! |
| [10:18.236] | jia ai, xian feng. |
| [10:20.328] | yi hao ma. xian feng wan le, tong zhi. |
| [10:23.248] | jia ni shuo na ge tong zhi. |
| [10:24.312] | yi tong zhi jiu shi nei ge tong zhi? |
| [10:25.288] | jia nei ge tong zhi? |
| [10:26.917] | yi shen me na ge tong zhi, huang shang tong zhi. |
| [10:28.916] | jia ni zhe jiao shen me li chang, zhe jiao shen me li chang? ta shi tong zhi jie ji ma, zen me guan ta jiao tong zhi ya? ge ming shu yu yong su hua ya! |
| [10:42.843] | yi shui ya? beng shi xiang le! shui ya! shui ge ming shu yu yong su hua ya? |
| [10:48.435] | jia ni bu shi shuo, ni guan huang shang jiao tong zhi ma 4136, 5, 0? |
| [10:52.272] | yi wo gan ma guan ta jiao tong zhi, ta zhe lia zi shi tong zhi. |
| [10:56.382] | jia a, tong zhi a 2172, 3, 0. |
| [10:58.255] | yi ta di hao tong zhi. |
| [11:00.426] | jia zen me jiang? |
| [11:02.239] | yi ta wo na er zhi dao wa, wo zhe bu wen ni na? |
| [11:02.834] | jia tong zhi ma, tong zhi ta jiu shi gong tong zhi li, ming bai zhe yi si ma? ta mei shen me ben shi, wen wu da chen men yi kuai er shang liang zhe gan. |
| [11:12.243] | yi o! |
| [11:12.645] | jia dong le ba? |
| [11:14.233] | yi o, ta wei wan jiu zhe ge can ju. |
| [11:14.777] | jia ai, dui le. |
| [11:17.354] | yi a tong zhi, tong zhi wan le guang xu 3192, 8, 0. |
| [11:20.247] | jia ai, guang xu, guang xu ma ta jiu shi ta yi jing guang le, ta you xu shang dian er. |
| [11:24.960] | yi shen me ya, you xu shang dian er a? xu shen me le? |
| [11:29.240] | jia yao bu ni bu ming bai na, wo zhe ren shuo hua yu yan jing lian, zhe ni li jie bu liao. |
| [11:36.303] | yi bu hao li jie. |
| [11:37.436] | jia guang xu ma, guang xu dang shi ya, ta shi zhe ge xi tai hou chui lian ting zheng. |
| [11:42.400] | yi shi, zhe wo zhi dao 2146, 2, 0. |
| [11:44.247] | jia xi tai hou na guang xu jiu dang huang zi, na ta dang yi zhan deng. |
| [11:48.711] | yi dang yi zhan deng 1832, 4, 0? |
| [11:50.244] | jia ai, dao shi hou ta na you shao guang le, ye bu rang ta mie, zai gei ta xu shang dian er, guang le xu, guang le xu, guang le xu, suo yi ta jiao guang xu. |
| [11:59.431] | yi o, zhe me ge guang xu ya, guang le jiu xu, guang le jiu xu. |
| [12:04.253] | jia ai! |
| [12:04.366] | yi ai, guang xu wan le, xuan tong ne? |
| [12:07.111] | jia zui mo yi ge la! |
| [12:08.454] | yi zui mo yi ge. |
| [12:08.651] | jia wan le, zuo bu liao huang shang la. |
| [12:11.182] | yi zen me zuo bu liao huang shang la? |
| [12:14.330] | jia ni xiang zhe ming r, xuan tong, ben lai jiu xuan zhe na, na gun yi tong, diao xia lai le. |
| [12:18.370] | yi o, tong xia lai le! |
| [12:20.330] | jia ai, xuan tong ma! |
| [12:26.245] | yi xuan tong, ben lai xuan zhe, tong xia lai le, bu dui! |
| [12:28.285] | jia zen me bu dui? |
| [12:31.429] | yi nin zhe jiang cuo le, ta zheng zi ye bu jiao xuan tong, ta shi xuan tong. |
| [12:36.421] | jia shi xuan tong? |
| [12:38.253] | yi ai, ru le min guo jiu gai zong tong le ma. |
| [12:44.244] | jia dui la, suo yi ta zuo bu liao huang shang le 2300, 6, 0. |
| [12:46.245] | yi zen me la? |
| [12:47.44] | jia ta na shi yi jing xuan bu zong tong le ma, shi bu shi, xuan bu zong tong ma. dui le, shi na yi si, cha bu duo. |
| [12:53.224] | yi he zhe, wo gei ta jiang shang lai la, wang wai xuan bu zong tong na, ta zuo bu liao. |
| [12:59.432] | jia ai, zuo bu liao le. |
| [13:02.252] | yi ai, hou lai zhe ge zong tong, zen me ye mei zuo zhang ne? |
| [13:04.967] | jia na dang ran la, ta zong tong tong ma? shang qu yi ge tong yi ge, shang qu yi ge tong yi ge. |
| [13:08.375] | yi |
| ti: jiǎng dì hào | |
| ar: hóu bǎo lín liú bǎo ruì | |
| [00:05.456] | yǐ zhè gè xiàng sheng a, jiù dé dòu xiào. |
| [00:11.899] | jiǎ wǒ shuō liú bǎo ruì tóng zhì. |
| [00:13.619] | yǐ āi. |
| [00:13.723] | jiǎ wǒ tīng shuō nín zhè xué wèn kě bù xiǎo. |
| [00:14.143] | yǐ wǒ! |
| [00:15.499] | jiǎ nín zhè gè xiàng sheng yǎn yuán, nà zhēn shì bù jiǎn dān nǎ. |
| [00:16.91] | yǐ hāi! |
| [00:16.199] | jiǎ kě bù jiǎn dān! |
| [00:17.499] | yǐ wǒ yǒu shén me bù jiǎn dān de, nín bié nà me shuō, méi shén me! |
| [00:18.358] | jiǎ nín nǎ, nín zhè shì qiān xū, kè qì! jù wǒ zhī dào nín shì bó xué duō cái, guǎng lǎn duō dú, shàng zhī tiān wén, xià zhī dì lǐ, sān jiào jiǔ liú, wú yī bù zhī, fēng sú rén qíng, wú yī bù xiǎo. liǎo bù qǐ! |
| [00:36.132] | yǐ hǎo jiā huo! shuí yǒu nà me dà xué wèn nǎ. |
| [00:40.262] | jiǎ nín bù jiù zhè yàng ma? |
| [00:41.670] | yǐ hāi! nín bié tīng nà me shuō, āi! wǒ fǎn zhèng zhè me shuō ba, zá lī gū dōng de zhī dào xiē gè. |
| [00:46.360] | jiǎ ! nà jiù bù cuò, nà jiù shuō míng nín bó ya. |
| [00:51.517] | yǐ zhè jiù shì bó. |
| [00:52.661] | jiǎ āi, bó xué ma, zá lī gū dōng ma. |
| [00:56.325] | yǐ nà shi a. |
| [00:57.581] | jiǎ nà nín zhè shuǐ píng bù dī ya. |
| [00:59.717] | yǐ bù dī? |
| [01:01.474] | jiǎ qǐ mǎ nín zhè shuǐ píng gòu yí gè zá lī gū dōng. |
| [01:03.649] | yǐ shén me jiào gòu gè zá lī gū dōng ya? |
| [01:07.460] | jiǎ nín shuō de zá lī gū dōng ma. |
| [01:09.462] | yǐ hāi! wǒ zhè shì gēn nín kè qì. zá lī gū dōng, jiù shuō wǒ ya wǒ zhè gè hǎo xiàng shì bù zěn yàng, jiù nà gè yì sī. wǒ zhè gè shuō běi jīng huà, jiù shì zài zhè ér, èr wǔ yǎn. |
| [01:24.316] | jiǎ èr wǔ yǎn 1282, 5, 0. |
| [01:25.299] | yǐ hǎo bǐ méi duō dà xué wèn, èr wǔ yǎn. |
| [01:28.36] | jiǎ bù néng bù néng, bù bù bù, nín bú shì yì bān de èr wǔ yǎn, kě néng shì gāo jí de èr wǔ yǎn. |
| [01:35.308] | yǐ zhè èr wǔ yǎn hái fēn děng jí nǎ? |
| [01:38.284] | jiǎ bú shì, wǒ tīng nín hěn duō de duàn zǐ, wǒ jiù yǒu zhè gǎn jué, hǎo xiàng nín zhè shuǐ píng a, fǎn zhèng yě bù zài èr wǔ yǎn yǐ shàng, yě bù zài èr wǔ yǎn yǐ xià, hǎo xiàng shì zhèng zài èr wǔ yǎn shàng. |
| [01:50.347] | yǐ hái shì èr wǔ yǎn nǎ! |
| [01:51.735] | jiǎ èr wǔ yǎn gàn má ya? |
| [01:55.842] | yǐ zhè bú shì kè qì. |
| [01:57.503] | jiǎ shuō nín yǒu xué wèn ma. |
| [01:59.378] | yǐ wǒ yě méi shén me xué wèn, fǎn zhèng jiù shì ài kàn shū 4225, 3, 0. |
| [02:03.304] | jiǎ kàn shū wa? |
| [02:04.66] | yǐ āi, duì duì. |
| [02:05.702] | jiǎ nà jiù shì nà shì, ài kàn shū jiù hǎo. |
| [02:07.789] | yǐ shì ya. |
| [02:09.364] | jiǎ fēng fù zhī shi. zuì jìn kàn shén me shū la? |
| [02:09.852] | yǐ xiā kàn! |
| [02:09.991] | jiǎ ō! nín yǎn jīng yǐ jīng bù xíng la? |
| [02:16.450] | yǐ shuí yǎn jīng bù xíng la? |
| [02:18.233] | jiǎ xiā kàn ma. |
| [02:19.359] | yǐ nín zěn me yǒu yī jù huà jiù tiān yī jù huà ya. |
| [02:21.317] | jiǎ xiā kàn nǎ! |
| [02:23.302] | yǐ wǒ zhè bú shì kè qì ma. xiā kàn jiù shì shén me dōu kàn 4292, 2, 0. |
| [02:27.297] | jiǎ shén me shū dōu kàn 2300, 3, 0. |
| [02:29.301] | yǐ shén me dōu kàn! zhè wèi yě shì! |
| [02:31.453] | jiǎ zuì jìn yòu kàn shén me shū la? |
| [02:31.801] | yǐ zuì jìn kàn qīng gōng wài shǐ. |
| [02:35.313] | jiǎ hǎo wā. zhè me shuō nín duì qīng shǐ hěn yǒu yán jiū 2291, 4, 0? |
| [02:37.305] | yǐ yě méi shén me yán jiū, méi yán jiū! fǎn zhèng jiù shì kàn guò xiē zhè gè shū. |
| [02:42.340] | jiǎ dōu kàn guò shén me nǎ? |
| [02:45.778] | yǐ kàn guò shén me qīng shǐ yǎn yì qīng shǐ tōng sú yǎn yì dōng huá lù qīng gōng fán huá lù qīng gōng shí sān cháo yǎn yì, shén me zhè gè yù xiāng piāo miǎo lù, fǎn zhèng jiù zhèi xiē gè 13814, 6, 0. |
| [02:59.294] | jiǎ ō! zhè me shuō zài zhè fāng miàn wǒ dé xiàng nín qǐng jiào 4289, 3, 0. |
| [03:03.287] | yǐ tán bú dào qǐng jiào. |
| [03:05.303] | jiǎ wǒ zhī dào de tài shǎo le. |
| [03:07.679] | yǐ āi, kè qì. |
| [03:07.899] | jiǎ wǒ gào nín nǎ, èr wǔ yǎn tóng zhì. |
| [03:09.943] | yǐ nín bié jiào wǒ zhè wài hào xíng ma? |
| [03:10.339] | jiǎ nà shén me, nà gè zá lī gū dōng. |
| [03:15.818] | yǐ āi, hǎo ma 1788, 4, 0. |
| [03:17.307] | jiǎ nà gè bǎo ruì tóng zhì, zhè fāng miàn wǒ dé xiàng nín qǐng jiào, wǒ zhī dào de tài shǎo le. |
| [03:21.866] | yǐ shì ma? |
| [03:22.06] | jiǎ wǒ yě xǐ huān kàn zhè lèi shū, zhī dào de tài shǎo. zài qīng cháo yī gòng zuò le jǐ gè huáng shàng, nín zhī dào ma? |
| [03:31.290] | yǐ shí gè ya. |
| [03:32.365] | jiǎ jiù shí gè ya! |
| [03:35.309] | yǐ bù guò zài zhè gè guān wài hái zuò le liǎng dì, tiān mìng tiān cōng. tiān cōng hòu lái gǎi chóng dé ma. |
| [03:39.465] | jiǎ nà jiù duì le. |
| [03:43.801] | yǐ ō, duì duì. dà gài qí shì zhè yì sī, fǎn zhèng wǒ yě jì bù tài qīng chǔ le. |
| [03:46.405] | jiǎ bù! hěn qīng chǔ ma, hěn qīng chǔ! bù cuò! yī gòng qīng cháo zuò le duō shào nián nǎ, zhī dào ma? |
| [03:57.286] | yǐ a! èr bǎi liù shí bā nián, duì ma? |
| [04:02.424] | jiǎ duì 1189, 7, 0. |
| [04:03.314] | yǐ kāng xī zuì duō, zuò le liù shí yī nián ma. |
| [04:07.316] | jiǎ duì ya! |
| [04:08.255] | yǐ yōng zhèng tóng zhì dōu shì shí sān nián, zuì shǎo de shì xuān tǒng, sān nián. dà gài qí shì zhè yì sī, wǒ yě jì bù tài qīng chǔ. |
| [04:13.687] | jiǎ yì diǎn ér bù cuò wa, nín gàn má zhè me kè qì ya, méi cuò ér. |
| [04:20.351] | yǐ duì la? |
| [04:21.667] | jiǎ shí dì nián hào dōu shì shén me nín zhī dào ma? |
| [04:24.383] | yǐ wǒ yě jì bù tài qīng chǔ 5219, 1, 0. |
| [04:29.304] | jiǎ nǐ béng shuō zhè jù xíng bù xíng? |
| [04:31.301] | yǐ zěn me? |
| [04:31.690] | jiǎ nǐ zhè bú shì hěn qīng chǔ ma, gàn má lǎo shuō zhè jù a? |
| [04:33.746] | yǐ zhè bú shì kè qì ma. |
| [04:37.302] | jiǎ guò dù de kè qì, jiù shì jiāo ào de biǎo xiàn. |
| [04:38.470] | yǐ āi biè biè, nín bié zhè me shuō. zuò le shí dì ya, zhè gè shí dì de dì hào jiù shì shùn zhì |
| [04:47.470] | jiǎ duì! |
| [04:49.277] | yǐ shùn zhì kāng xī yōng zhèng qián lóng jiā qìng dào guāng xián fēng tóng zhì guāng xù xuān tǒng, jiù zhè me shí dì. |
| [04:57.293] | jiǎ ! |
| [04:57.400] | yǐ shì bú shì 2193, 5, 0? |
| [04:59.297] | jiǎ wǒ yě jì bù tài qīng chǔ. |
| [05:01.545] | yǐ zěn me zhè jù yòu pǎo nǐ nà ér qù la. |
| [05:03.461] | jiǎ zhè gè měi yī dì de nián hào, dōu zěn me jiǎng, nín zhī dào bù zhī dào? |
| [05:05.963] | yǐ nà hái yǒu shén me jiǎng a, fǎn zhèng shì nián hào, tā yòng de dōu shì xiē gè hǎo zì yǎn ér, yě jiù zhè yì sī. |
| [05:16.484] | jiǎ shén me hǎo zì yǎn ér, nín jiǎng jiǎng? |
| [05:18.124] | yǐ shén me hǎo zì yǎn ér? nín bǐ rú shuō ba, tóu yī dì shùn zhì, zhè liǎng gè zì bù jiù shì hǎo zì yǎn ér ma 9473, 7, 0? |
| [05:27.299] | jiǎ zěn me jiǎng nǎ? |
| [05:27.839] | yǐ shùn zhì ma! yī shùn bǎi shùn, shùn shùn dāng dāng, zhì lǐ tiān xià, shùn zhì ma! |
| [05:31.969] | jiǎ cuò le. |
| [05:32.107] | yǐ cuò le? |
| [05:36.395] | jiǎ bù néng nà me jiǎng, wǒ yǒu wǒ de kàn fǎ. |
| [05:39.279] | yǐ nín yǒu nín de kàn fǎ? |
| [05:41.323] | jiǎ wǒ rèn wéi tā zhè gè shùn zhì liǎng gè zì shì zhè yàng jiǎng |
| [05:43.307] | yǐ nín jiǎng jiǎng. |
| [05:45.284] | jiǎ tā shì gāng jìn guān méi dǐ ér kōng xū, tā xī wàng lǎo bǎi xìng dōu shì shùn mín, tā hǎo róng yì tǒng zhì, zhè me jiǎng. |
| [05:50.326] | yǐ ō, duì duì duì duì! |
| [05:54.68] | yǐ ér huà? |
| [05:55.448] | jiǎ kě yǐ ma? |
| [05:59.298] | yǐ xíng xíng xíng xíng! āi, yǒu diǎn yì sī. āi shùn zhì xià qù kāng xī zěn me jiǎng? |
| [06:06.161] | jiǎ kāng xī, kāng xī shì bú shì? xī, kǒng pà zhè gè zì yào yòng ér huà tā jiù hǎo jiǎng le. |
| [06:33.282] | jiǎ zhè gè kāng xīn ér, tā jiù yǒu jiǎng la. |
| [06:37.74] | yǐ ō, kāng xīn ér? luó bo ya. |
| [06:39.558] | jiǎ āi, nǐ lǐng huì zhè gè yì sī la? |
| [06:41.270] | yǐ wǒ lǐng huì ya bú duì, nín dé shuō zhè liǎ zì zěn me jiǎng, kāng xī, kāng xīn ér bù chéng. |
| [06:49.13] | jiǎ kāng xī ya, kāng ma, jiù shì kāng lè de kāng, kāng lè bù zhī dào ma? jiù bā miàn cáo chūn shù hú tòng kāng lè ma 8268, 6, 0! |
| [06:56.982] | yǐ fàn guǎn ya? |
| [06:57.889] | jiǎ guò qiáo miàn bù cuò. |
| [06:59.200] | yǐ a? shuí wèn nǐ zhè gè la. wèn zhè liǎ zì: kāng xī. |
| [07:09.847] | jiǎ kāng xī ya, tā shì zhè gè kāng níng yí lè zhè gè kāng, zhè me jiǎng, xī nǎ, jiù dāng yǒng jiǔ jiǎng, yǒng jiǔ tǒng zhì, duì bú duì? |
| [07:17.205] | yǐ duì duì. |
| [07:17.724] | jiǎ nǐ kàn zhè xué wèn, wǒ zhè xué wèn bǐ nín dà diǎn ér. |
| [07:21.75] | yǐ shì shì, wǒ hái zài èr wǔ yǎn shàng nǎ. shùn zhì kāng xī āi, kāng xī xià qù yōng zhèng. |
| [07:28.975] | jiǎ yōng zhèng? |
| [07:30.159] | yǐ zěn me jiǎng ya? |
| [07:31.484] | jiǎ yōng zhèng, yōng zhèng shì ba? |
| [07:35.106] | yǐ a, yōng zhèng. |
| [07:36.958] | jiǎ a, duì le, yīn wèi tā zuò huáng shàng nà tiān tā zuò wāi liǎo bù zhèng, dà huǒ ér yī yōng tā, āi, zhèng la, yōng zhèng. |
| [07:41.283] | yǐ zhè wán yì dǎo hǎo jiǎng a, zhè gè a zuò wāi le yī yōng tā zhèng guò lái le. |
| [07:49.62] | jiǎ duì duì. |
| [07:50.962] | yǐ yōng zhèng. qián lóng ne? |
| [07:51.879] | jiǎ qián lóng nà hái bù hǎo jiǎng ma! |
| [07:54.941] | yǐ zěn me jiǎng? |
| [07:55.465] | jiǎ qián lóng ma. |
| [07:56.953] | yǐ qián lóng. |
| [07:57.101] | jiǎ huáng shàng tā bú shì yǒu qián ma. |
| [07:59.09] | yǐ nà zhè lóng ne? |
| [07:59.221] | jiǎ dà gài tā shì lóng zi. |
| [08:01.629] | yǐ āi yō, zhè shì yǒu qián de lóng zi, hé zhe |
| [08:02.948] | jiǎ āi. |
| [08:03.590] | yǐ zhè me gè huáng shàng. |
| [08:05.126] | jiǎ āi, qián lóng ma. |
| [08:07.08] | yǐ jiā qìng? |
| [08:08.945] | jiǎ jiā qìng! jiā qìng zhè kě bù hǎo jiǎng, jiā qìng, jiā qìng shì ba? |
| [08:13.580] | yǐ jiā qìng a. |
| [08:15.08] | jiǎ jiā qìng tā yǒu zhè me duàn gù shì. jiā qìng tā shì yīn wèi tā méi zuò huáng shàng yǐ qián nǎ, tā nà zhèn ér shì huáng zǐ la, tā xǐ huān wán gǔ tóng, nǐ xiàng shén me zhōu dài de, shén me yīn dài de gǔ tóng a, tā dōu sōu jí. yǒu yì tiān dào yí gè miào lǐ qù kàn, , yǒu yí gè qìng, zhè gè wán yì ér dǎ qǐ lái zěn me zhè me xiǎng a! dāng! dāng! zhè yí dìng shì hǎo tóng, gǔ de. |
| [08:46.245] | yǐ huáng shàng qiáo shén me nǎ 2308, 2, 0? |
| [08:48.257] | jiǎ qiáo qiáo miào lǐ hé shàng méi zài. |
| [08:48.667] | yǐ méi zài zěn me? |
| [08:50.418] | jiǎ jiā zǒu le. hòu lái tā zuò le huáng shàng la, rén shuō zhè gè huáng shàng shì něi gè huáng shàng ya? hāi! jiù shì jiā xīn nà huáng shàng. āi, jiù shì jiā zhe nà gè qìng de nà gè huáng shàng. |
| [09:01.20] | yǐ ō, tōu qìng de huáng shàng a! zhēn yǒu diǎn ér yì sī. |
| [09:11.80] | jiǎ a, nǐ kàn zhè gè jiǎng fǎ. |
| [09:12.790] | yǐ āi yā, nín zhè yī shuō wǒ zhè xué wèn cháng duō la! |
| [09:14.819] | jiǎ shì ma? |
| [09:14.959] | yǐ zhè chéng sān wǔ yǎn la, jiǎn zhí dōu jiā qìng wán le dào guāng ne? |
| [09:20.331] | jiǎ dào guāng dào guāng tā jiù shì, tā dào nǎ ér jiù guāng le. |
| [09:30.895] | yǐ shén me jiào dào nǎ néng ér jiù guāng le? |
| [09:32.287] | jiǎ dào guāng ma? |
| [09:33.355] | yǐ dào guāng huáng shàng zěn me jiǎng? |
| [09:34.558] | jiǎ dào guāng shì zhè yì sī a! yīn wèi tā bú shì mǎ shàng huáng dì ma? |
| [09:36.466] | yǐ shì a! |
| [09:37.331] | jiǎ tā shì qīn zì lǐng bīng dǎ zhàng. |
| [09:40.263] | yǐ dào guāng hái néng dǎ zhàng 2288, 2, 0? |
| [09:42.252] | jiǎ a, tā yě dǎ bù hǎo, fǎn zhèng tā yǒu bàn fǎ. |
| [09:45.402] | yǐ yǒu shén me bàn fǎ? |
| [09:46.454] | jiǎ yào gōng yí gè chéng, gōng bù jìn qù, tā jiù gào sù shì bīng nǐ men dōu mǎo shàng jìn r dǎ! jìn qù zhī hòu nǐ men suí biàn qiǎng, suí biàn shā, suí biàn shāo, shā guāng, qiǎng guāng, shāo guāng, shì ba? suǒ yǐ rén jiā dōu shuō dào nǎ ér jiù guāng la, dào guāng, dào guāng, dào nà ér jiù guāng. |
| [10:00.596] | yǐ dào nà ér jiù guāng. āi yō, zhè shì" sān guāng zhèng cè" ya! |
| [10:04.533] | jiǎ āi, duì le. |
| [10:04.745] | yǐ dào guāng wán le, xián fēng? |
| [10:08.892] | jiǎ xián fēng nà hǎo jiǎng, tā dāi bú zhù, yī xián zhe tā jiù fēng. |
| [10:11.373] | yǐ huáng shàng xián zhe méi shì ér, jiù chōu fēng wa, zhè jiù xián fēng! |
| [10:18.236] | jiǎ āi, xián fēng. |
| [10:20.328] | yǐ hǎo ma. xián fēng wán le, tóng zhì. |
| [10:23.248] | jiǎ nǐ shuō nà gè tóng zhì. |
| [10:24.312] | yǐ tóng zhì jiù shì něi gè tóng zhì? |
| [10:25.288] | jiǎ něi gè tóng zhì? |
| [10:26.917] | yǐ shén me nà gè tóng zhì, huáng shàng tóng zhì. |
| [10:28.916] | jiǎ nǐ zhè jiào shén me lì chǎng, zhè jiào shén me lì chǎng? tā shì tǒng zhì jiē jí ma, zěn me guǎn tā jiào tóng zhì ya? gé mìng shù yǔ yōng sú huà ya! |
| [10:42.843] | yǐ shuí ya? béng shǐ xiāng le! shuí ya! shuí gé mìng shù yǔ yōng sú huà ya? |
| [10:48.435] | jiǎ nǐ bú shì shuō, nǐ guǎn huáng shàng jiào tóng zhì ma 4136, 5, 0? |
| [10:52.272] | yǐ wǒ gàn má guǎn tā jiào tóng zhì, tā zhè liǎ zì shì tóng zhì. |
| [10:56.382] | jiǎ a, tóng zhì a 2172, 3, 0. |
| [10:58.255] | yǐ tā dì hào tóng zhì. |
| [11:00.426] | jiǎ zěn me jiǎng? |
| [11:02.239] | yǐ tā wǒ nǎ ér zhī dào wa, wǒ zhè bù wèn nǐ nǎ? |
| [11:02.834] | jiǎ tóng zhì ma, tóng zhì tā jiù shì gòng tóng zhì lǐ, míng bái zhè yì sī ma? tā méi shén me běn shì, wén wǔ dà chén men yí kuài ér shāng liáng zhe gàn. |
| [11:12.243] | yǐ ō! |
| [11:12.645] | jiǎ dǒng le ba? |
| [11:14.233] | yǐ ō, tā wèi wǎn jiù zhè gè cán jú. |
| [11:14.777] | jiǎ āi, duì le. |
| [11:17.354] | yǐ a tóng zhì, tóng zhì wán le guāng xù 3192, 8, 0. |
| [11:20.247] | jiǎ āi, guāng xù, guāng xù ma tā jiù shì tā yǐ jīng guāng le, tā yòu xù shàng diǎn ér. |
| [11:24.960] | yǐ shén me ya, yòu xù shàng diǎn ér a? xù shén me le? |
| [11:29.240] | jiǎ yào bù nǐ bù míng bái nǎ, wǒ zhè rén shuō huà yǔ yán jīng liàn, zhè nǐ lǐ jiě bù liǎo. |
| [11:36.303] | yǐ bù hǎo lǐ jiě. |
| [11:37.436] | jiǎ guāng xù ma, guāng xù dāng shí ya, tā shì zhè gè xī tài hòu chuí lián tīng zhèng. |
| [11:42.400] | yǐ shì, zhè wǒ zhī dào 2146, 2, 0. |
| [11:44.247] | jiǎ xī tài hòu ná guāng xù jiù dāng huǎng zi, ná tā dāng yī zhǎn dēng. |
| [11:48.711] | yǐ dāng yī zhǎn dēng 1832, 4, 0? |
| [11:50.244] | jiǎ āi, dào shí hòu tā nà yóu shāo guāng le, yě bù ràng tā miè, zài gěi tā xù shàng diǎn ér, guāng le xù, guāng le xù, guāng le xù, suǒ yǐ tā jiào guāng xù. |
| [11:59.431] | yǐ ō, zhè me gè guāng xù ya, guāng le jiù xù, guāng le jiù xù. |
| [12:04.253] | jiǎ āi! |
| [12:04.366] | yǐ āi, guāng xù wán le, xuān tǒng ne? |
| [12:07.111] | jiǎ zuì mò yí gè la! |
| [12:08.454] | yǐ zuì mò yí gè. |
| [12:08.651] | jiǎ wán le, zuò bù liǎo huáng shàng la. |
| [12:11.182] | yǐ zěn me zuò bù liǎo huáng shàng la? |
| [12:14.330] | jiǎ nǐ xiǎng zhè míng r, xuán tǒng, běn lái jiù xuán zhe nǎ, ná gùn yī tǒng, diào xià lái le. |
| [12:18.370] | yǐ ō, tǒng xià lái le! |
| [12:20.330] | jiǎ āi, xuán tǒng ma! |
| [12:26.245] | yǐ xuán tǒng, běn lái xuán zhe, tǒng xià lái le, bú duì! |
| [12:28.285] | jiǎ zěn me bú duì? |
| [12:31.429] | yǐ nín zhè jiǎng cuò le, tā zhèng zì yě bù jiào xuán tǒng, tā shì xuān tǒng. |
| [12:36.421] | jiǎ shì xuān tǒng? |
| [12:38.253] | yǐ āi, rù le mín guó jiù gǎi zǒng tǒng le ma. |
| [12:44.244] | jiǎ duì la, suǒ yǐ tā zuò bù liǎo huáng shàng le 2300, 6, 0. |
| [12:46.245] | yǐ zěn me la? |
| [12:47.44] | jiǎ tā nà shí yǐ jīng xuān bù zǒng tǒng le ma, shì bú shì, xuān bù zǒng tǒng ma. duì le, shì nà yì sī, chà bù duō. |
| [12:53.224] | yǐ hé zhe, wǒ gěi tā jiǎng shàng lái la, wǎng wài xuān bù zǒng tǒng nǎ, tā zuò bù liǎo. |
| [12:59.432] | jiǎ āi, zuò bù liǎo le. |
| [13:02.252] | yǐ āi, hòu lái zhè gè zǒng tǒng, zěn me yě méi zuò zhǎng ne? |
| [13:04.967] | jiǎ nà dāng rán la, tā zǒng tǒng tǒng ma? shǎng qù yí gè tǒng yí gè, shǎng qù yí gè tǒng yí gè. |
| [13:08.375] | yǐ |
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