| [ti:卖布头] | |
| [ar:侯宝林] | |
| [00:02.292] | 相声：卖布头 |
| [00:03.04] | 表演：甲：侯宝林乙：郭启儒 |
| [00:04.277] | 演词制作：官运 |
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| [00:05.292] | 甲：做买卖都得讲宣传。 |
| [00:07.730] | 乙：是啊。 |
| [00:08.238] | 甲：大买卖讲究做广告，小买卖讲（究）吆喝。 |
| [00:10.828] | 乙：是，过去小买卖最讲究吆喝了。 |
| [00:14.389] | 甲：您说做小买卖为什么吆喝？ |
| [00:16.423] | 乙：为什么？ |
| [00:17.645] | 甲：就等于给大商业做广告一样。 |
| [00:20.539] | 乙：是啊 |
| [00:21.859] | 甲：过去大商业，他能把那全部资金40%抽出来做广告费。 |
| [00:26.632] | 乙：他干嘛拿那么些广告费呢？ |
| [00:29.627] | 甲：好骗人啊。 |
| [00:31.305] | 乙：骗人？ |
| [00:32.574] | 甲：您看过去卖药的就有骗人的，您就拿治胃病的药来说吧。胃病一般分为2种，一种是胃寒，一种是胃热。治胃寒的不治胃热，治胃热的不治胃寒。 |
| [00:49.50] | 乙：当然了。 |
| [00:50.833] | 甲：可是他那广告全治。 |
| [00:51.951] | 乙：全治？ |
| [00:52.154] | 甲：您听那广告词：“您有胃病吗？如果您要有胃病的话，您就请用最好的胃药，注意注册商标，盾牌120号。” |
| [01:06.808] | 乙：怎么，乒乓球是怎么的？ |
| [01:09.400] | 甲：这是商标，“这种胃药叫做胃如霖”。 |
| [01:17.189] | 乙：怎么里面还有小提琴啊？ |
| [01:19.794] | 甲：什么小提琴？ |
| [01:21.267] | 乙：胃如霖吗？ |
| [01:22.437] | 甲：胃如霖，就是说您的胃，如同遇到了甘霖。 |
| [01:27.930] | 乙：嚯。 |
| [01:28.845] | 甲:如果要是有胃病的话，有胃病吗？ |
| [01:33.418] | 乙:我没有。 |
| [01:36.14] | 甲：每天吃饭吗？ |
| [01:38.348] | 乙：废话，我要不吃饭我早就饿死了。 |
| [01:41.496] | 甲：吃饭香吗？ |
| [01:43.332] | 乙：香啊。 |
| [01:44.296] | 甲：要是肚子生闷气，不想吃东西，胃口疼总没治好，就吃胃如霖，专治：胃酸、胃疼、胃寒、胃炎、胃热、打饱嗝、吐酸水、呕吐。就吃胃如霖。只要是本店主人，祖传八辈伍，秘方精制。总店在得胜桥上桥往东。 |
| [02:15.268] | 乙：好嘛，掉河里了。 |
| [02:18.886] | 甲：在本市各大煤铺均有代售。 |
| [02:24.680] | 乙：煤铺代售舒肝丸啊？ |
| [02:26.822] | 甲：分为2种，一种是大个的，一种是小个的。 |
| [02:31.753] | 乙：这是煤球啊。 |
| [02:34.192] | 甲：反正这药跟煤球也差不了多少，什么病都不治，专治疑心病。 |
| [02:38.666] | 乙：什么叫疑心病？ |
| [02:39.784] | 甲：有一个人，疑神疑鬼，什么病都没有，没事报病号 |
| [02:44.816] | 乙：你瞧瞧。 |
| [02:46.388] | 甲：就上医院检查，医生说你没病啊。 |
| [02:48.473] | 乙：是啊。 |
| [02:49.388] | 甲：他连医生都不信任。 |
| [02:50.560] | 乙：你看。 |
| [02:51.687] | 甲：这种病甭吃药，就给他来点这个，盾牌胃如霖。或者来俩煤球喝就行了。 |
| [03:00.943] | 乙：煤球能治病吗？ |
| [03:01.248] | 甲：是啊，还有一种人有这样的思想。 |
| [03:05.11] | 乙：什么？ |
| [03:06.178] | 甲：本来没病啊，好好的。总想大小有点病，千万别要了命。 |
| [03:12.740] | 乙：这也是套病号吗？ |
| [03:14.315] | 甲：是啊，上医院呆会总比上班合适啊。 |
| [03:17.568] | 乙：可不是吗？ |
| [03:18.888] | 甲：这种病就叫做疑心病。 |
| [03:20.112] | 乙：就是思想上有问题。 |
| [03:22.958] | 甲：这个卖药的专蒙这种人。 |
| [03:23.822] | 乙：是啊。 |
| [03:26.317] | 甲：好些卖药的。 |
| [03:26.571] | 乙：还有什么买卖？ |
| [03:30.126] | 甲：百货店，嚯，闹得最凶了。这一趟街上有2家百货店，您听吧，能吵个四邻不安。 |
| [03:36.677] | 乙：干什么呀？ |
| [03:37.343] | 甲：商战。 |
| [03:39.782] | 乙：商战。 |
| [03:41.260] | 甲：商业竞争啊，上广告。电影广告，电视广告、流行广告、电台广告。门口写个乱七八糟。 |
| [03:52.177] | 乙：写什么呀？ |
| [03:54.05] | 甲：聘请乐队，两边吹，这边写着“新张开幕，点价八扣。” |
| [03:58.585] | 乙：哦。 |
| [03:59.245] | 甲：那边一看，也写了。 |
| [04:00.618] | 乙：什么呀？ |
| [04:03.07] | 甲：“周年纪念，买一送一”，那边一看，不行了。 |
| [04:06.264] | 乙：还怎么样啊 |
| [04:07.434] | 甲:“新张开幕，点价八扣以外，再挂彩。” |
| [04:11.150] | 乙：还挂彩？ |
| [04:12.419] | 甲：挂彩，那边又贴上了。 |
| [04:13.638] | 乙：又写了什么？ |
| [04:16.23] | 甲：”周年纪念，清除货底大牺牲。“ |
| [04:21.52] | 乙：牺牲？ |
| [04:21.254] | 甲：是呀。那边都挂彩了，这还不牺牲吗？ |
| [04:25.12] | 乙：好嘛，这哪是做买卖，简直是胡闹嘛。 |
| [04:28.520] | 甲：您再听乐队，那边是”嗒嘟啦嗒嘀嗒啦嘀嗒嘀嗒，啦嗒啦嘟嘟啦嘀嗒啦嘀嗒。“这边是”嘟锵锵锵，嘟锵锵锵，嘟锵。“ |
| [04:38.687] | 乙：好嘛。 |
| [04:39.505] | 甲：比出殡的还热闹呢。 |
| [04:41.187] | 乙：这哪是做买卖呢。 |
| [04:42.50] | 甲：这还是经典、大字的买卖。要是切面的那些买卖，更是五花八门了。 |
| [04:49.832] | 乙：切面可是小买卖啊。 |
| [04:50.188] | 甲：是啊，一般的小买卖，不骗人，就讲究吆喝。 |
| [04:58.684] | 乙：诶。 |
| [04:58.836] | 甲：吆喝有几种。 |
| [04:59.952] | 乙：怎么几种？ |
| [05:00.206] | 甲：一种吆喝就为是兜揽生意，走到您门口吧，他这么一吆喝，卖的什么东西，多少钱。您坐在屋里就知道了，您要是需要，您就出去卖。 |
| [05:18.792] | 乙：卖什么的？ |
| [05:19.45] | 甲：卖菜的。 |
| [05:19.250] | 乙：青菜。 |
| [05:19.453] | 甲：吆喝地简单。 |
| [05:19.705] | 乙：怎么吆喝？ |
| [05:20.13] | 甲：”卖土豆，一毛钱二斤“ |
| [05:20.421] | 乙：吆喝地挺清楚啊。 |
| [05:21.640] | 甲：您坐在屋里全都知道了。 |
| [05:24.488] | 乙：是啊。 |
| [05:25.553] | 甲：还有一种做小买卖的吆喝，卖什么的告诉您，价钱不告诉您。要买，出来讲。 |
| [05:31.192] | 乙：卖什么的？ |
| [05:33.987] | 甲：卖柿子的。 |
| [05:35.970] | 乙：柿子？ |
| [05:38.662] | 甲：您听吧：”高桩来柿子来诶，诶不涩的咧，涩了又管换来诶呀。“卖柿子的。、 |
| [05:47.162] | 乙：对。 |
| [05:48.76] | 甲：还有一种买卖，他卖的东西不值钱，他对比一样东西，比他那个贵得多。那意思就是抬高他卖的东西的价钱。 |
| [06:01.202] | 乙：卖什么的？ |
| [06:03.392] | 甲:卖老倭瓜的。 |
| [06:07.975] | 乙：那怎么吆喝？ |
| [06:08.690] | 甲：这么吆喝：”栗子味的面老倭瓜来“ |
| [06:12.506] | 乙：哦，栗子味的老倭瓜。 |
| [06:16.115] | 甲：栗子味的面老倭瓜，栗子多少钱一斤？3毛6。 |
| [06:21.99] | 乙：是啊。 |
| [06:21.912] | 甲：老倭瓜一斤4分。 |
| [06:23.182] | 乙：还是的。 |
| [06:24.712] | 甲：栗子味的面老倭瓜。 |
| [06:27.773] | 乙：就是夸人家的倭瓜好吃。 |
| [06:29.658] | 甲：卖栗子的可没那么吆喝的，”吃栗子吧，老倭瓜味的。“ |
| [06:33.112] | 乙：啊？这谁还买啊。也没那么吆喝的啊。 |
| [06:36.464] | 甲：有些做小买卖的吆喝出来非常好听，可谁也没学（xiao ）过。人家怎么吆喝他也怎么吆喝。 |
| [06:45.834] | 乙：那可不是吗？ |
| [06:47.206] | 甲：做小买卖吆喝没有训练班，您多会哪成立一个”小贩叫卖声训练班“。 |
| [06:53.664] | 乙：没有。那分卖什么的？ |
| [06:54.988] | 甲：比如说，卖糖葫芦的。 |
| [06:58.450] | 乙：糖葫芦？ |
| [07:00.285] | 甲：北京城东西南北城吆喝都不同。 |
| [07:03.285] | 乙：分那么四种。 |
| [07:04.606] | 甲：那要到北城，吆喝地麻烦。 |
| [07:08.314] | 乙：怎么吆喝？ |
| [07:09.441] | 甲：两个圆笼，挑了一挑。前面有个方盘，有个竹板，上面烫好些小窟窿，上面都嵌着糖葫芦。吆喝出来这个味的。 |
| [07:19.655] | 乙：您学（xiao ）一学（xiao ）。 |
| [07:21.28] | 甲：”蜜来~~~诶，冰糖葫芦儿来哟。“ |
| [07:28.839] | 乙：对，这是到了北城了。 |
| [07:34.430] | 甲：到西城，提了木头花篮的那个。吆喝简单一点。 |
| [07:40.66] | 乙：怎么吆喝？ |
| [07:41.647] | 甲：”葫芦儿，冰糖的。“ |
| [07:44.354] | 乙：西城全那么吆喝。 |
| [07:45.875] | 甲：到东安市场又不一样了。 |
| [07:47.911] | 乙：那怎么吆喝？ |
| [07:48.218] | 甲：”葫芦儿刚蘸得。“ |
| [07:48.574] | 乙：您说的是摆摊的。 |
| [07:52.593] | 甲：到南城那边吆喝简单 |
| [07:54.269] | 乙：怎么吆喝？ |
| [07:54.980] | 甲：就俩字：”葫芦儿~~“ |
| [07:58.279] | 乙：葫芦。 |
| [08:00.109] | 甲：北京叫糖葫芦，天津叫糖墩。 |
| [08:03.206] | 乙：对。 |
| [08:03.359] | 甲：天津吆喝最简单。 |
| [08:05.34] | 乙：怎么吆喝？ |
| [08:06.00] | 甲：就一个字”墩儿~~~“ |
| [08:08.898] | 乙：就这么一”墩“啊。是这么吆喝。 |
| [08:13.424] | 甲：还有一种好听的。 |
| [08:15.861] | 乙：卖什么呀。 |
| [08:17.29] | 甲：卖花的。 |
| [08:17.641] | 乙：什么花？ |
| [08:19.470] | 甲：晚香玉。 |
| [08:19.673] | 乙：哦。晚香玉。 |
| [08:21.858] | 甲：吆喝地好听。 |
| [08:24.549] | 乙：那吆喝好听。吆喝出来是这个味的。 |
| [08:25.667] | 甲:那味儿？ |
| [08:25.870] | 乙：”晚~~~~~~~~香~~~玉。哎哎呀~~~~“ |
| [08:38.877] | 甲：对，是这味儿。 |
| [08:43.209] | 乙：就这么吆喝啊。 |
| [08:45.497] | 甲：还有卖玉兰花的。 |
| [08:46.868] | 乙：玉兰 |
| [08:47.579] | 甲：吆喝比这还好听 |
| [08:48.544] | 乙：怎么吆喝？ |
| [08:49.560] | 甲：”玉兰花~~~~诶，茉莉花~~~~“ |
| [08:57.892] | 乙：好听 |
| [09:00.236] | 甲：到天津不叫玉兰花。 |
| [09:02.68] | 乙：那叫什么？ |
| [09:03.742] | 甲：叫瓣儿兰花。 |
| [09:04.911] | 乙：瓣儿兰。 |
| [09:05.978] | 甲：吆喝地简单。 |
| [09:06.232] | 乙：那怎么吆喝？ |
| [09:07.603] | 甲：这味儿的：”瓣兰花儿~晚香玉儿~“ |
| [09:09.844] | 乙：这怎么全都带这个味儿呢？ |
| [09:15.185] | 甲：最讲究吆喝的。 |
| [09:16.660] | 乙：卖什么的？ |
| [09:20.728] | 甲：卖布头的。 |
| [09:22.611] | 乙：卖布头的？ |
| [09:25.10] | 甲：卖布头也分几种，串胡同卖布头的，不蒙人。北京推车子的，耍着拨浪鼓。天津的背着大包裹，拿着尺，吆喝这味儿。 |
| [09:36.715] | 乙：您学（xiao ）一学（xiao ）。 |
| [09:38.545] | 甲：”买呀诶花条布诶，做底儿的，做面儿的，十锦白（bo ）的，做裤褂去呗。“ |
| [09:46.25] | 乙：对啊，到天津都那么吆喝。 |
| [09:49.223] | 甲：天津也有摆摊的。摆摊的吆喝，那个…您得留神。 |
| [09:54.859] | 乙：怎么？ |
| [09:56.180] | 甲：不留神走那吓一跳。拿起那布，咔嚓一摔：”瞧瞧这一块诶，真正细毛月色，色（shai ）不掉，买家去做裤褂去呗。“ |
| [10:07.894] | 乙：好嘛，这走道不留神是吓一跳。 |
| [10:12.107] | 甲：他们吆喝的德国青，黑色（shai ）的。 |
| [10:13.933] | 乙：黑的。 |
| [10:17.249] | 甲：那真叫黑，吆喝这味儿。 |
| [10:18.265] | 乙：您学一学。 |
| [10:18.925] | 甲：”（拍了一下）哎，这块吆喝，吆喝贱了就是不打价啊。” |
| [10:24.165] | 乙：是喽。 |
| [10:24.368] | 甲：“说这块德国青，这块怎么那么黑，您说怎么那么黑？” |
| [10:33.423] | 乙：还是…我知道怎么那么黑啊？ |
| [10:34.750] | 甲：“气死张飞，还不让李逵，气死了唐朝的黑敬德（dei ）呀” |
| [10:41.976] | 乙：不错。 |
| [10:43.499] | 甲：“怎么那么黑，在东山送过碳，西山挖过煤呀，又当过两天的煤铺的二掌柜的吧。还真正是德国青啊，真正的德国染儿，真正是德国人制造这块布儿的”。 |
| [10:56.426] | 乙：是喽。 |
| [10:58.158] | 甲：“外号‘三不怕’，什么叫‘三不怕’” |
| [11:00.652] | 乙：说一说。 |
| [11:00.856] | 甲：“它不怕洗，不怕淋啊，不怕晒啊。” |
| [11:03.799] | 乙：是喽。 |
| [11:03.951] | 甲：“任凭怎么洗（吹了一下），不掉色（shai ）啊”。 |
| [11:07.416] | 乙：青的。 |
| [11:07.619] | 甲：白布！ |
| [11:07.772] | 乙：白布哇？ |
| [11:11.329] | 甲：“白布不掉色哎！” |
| [11:11.738] | 乙：废话哎！白布有掉色的吗？ |
| [11:15.197] | 甲：北京还有一路卖布头的。 |
| [11:16.467] | 乙：那怎么吆喝？ |
| [11:20.736] | 甲：有软调的有硬调的。 |
| [11:22.520] | 乙：还分软硬调？ |
| [11:23.180] | 甲：吆喝那（nei ）块白布，吆喝地花俏极了。 |
| [11:30.490] | 乙：白的，怎么吆喝？ |
| [11:30.998] | 甲：“这块吆喝，吆喝贱了就是不打价啊。” |
| [11:36.442] | 乙：是喽。 |
| [11:37.52] | 甲：“这块本色（shai ）白，气死头场雪，还不让二场霜，气死了头号的洋白面啊。” |
| [11:44.895] | 乙：是喽。 |
| [11:46.64] | 甲：“要买到您老家就做被里儿去吧，是经洗有经晒，还经铺有经盖。经拉又经拽，是经蹬又经踹。” |
| [11:55.630] | 乙：这…干嘛呀？ |
| [11:57.111] | 甲：谁睡觉都不老实。 |
| [11:58.127] | 乙：说的可是呢。 |
| [11:59.295] | 甲：是啊，这是软调的。 |
| [12:00.365] | 乙：那要是硬调的呢？ |
| [12:01.330] | 甲：那种硬调的，专门骗人。 |
| [12:02.754] | 乙：这也骗人？ |
| [12:05.348] | 甲：赶庙会，今儿在那买，明儿在那买。 |
| [12:09.777] | 乙：没有准地点。 |
| [12:11.48] | 甲：诶，不能让人家认出来什么模样，蒙人啊。卖布的不带尺。 |
| [12:15.984] | 乙：那使什么量啊？ |
| [12:17.406] | 甲：庹。 |
| [12:18.574] | 乙：庹？ |
| [12:20.152] | 甲：俩胳膊一伸。 |
| [12:20.863] | 乙：多少尺？ |
| [12:22.748] | 甲：五尺。 |
| [12:23.712] | 乙：这就算五尺？ |
| [12:23.966] | 甲：诶，不管个高个矮全五尺。您要赶上个高的，那您走点运。 |
| [12:27.268] | 乙：那行了。 |
| [12:31.137] | 甲：小矮个的那您算倒霉。 |
| [12:32.507] | 乙：尺寸不够啊，都算五尺。 |
| [12:33.474] | 甲：他那布啊，没好的。买来布啊得上胶，上浆。 |
| [12:39.271] | 乙：浆浆。 |
| [12:41.405] | 甲：诶，您看那布啊挺瓷实，挺厚实啊。您买吧，买就上当。买家去做衣服还能穿几天。 |
| [12:48.73] | 乙：哦。 |
| [12:49.648] | 甲：您想下去水，洗完了再做啊。糊窗户合适了。 |
| [12:52.542] | 乙：成冷布了？ |
| [12:54.30] | 甲：是啊，浆性满洗下去了。 |
| [12:56.631] | 乙：好嘛。 |
| [12:57.38] | 甲：专门骗人。 |
| [12:57.699] | 乙：那可不是骗人吗？ |
| [12:59.19] | 甲：吆喝地花俏。 |
| [13:00.796] | 乙：哦，是啊。 |
| [13:01.865] | 甲：比如说这块布要3块钱，3块钱没人买啊。 |
| [13:05.472] | 乙：怎么？ |
| [13:06.80] | 甲：落价。 |
| [13:07.402] | 乙：往里落价。 |
| [13:08.884] | 甲：一边拍手，一边只跺脚。落几毛推出去，让大伙瞧。 |
| [13:11.980] | 乙：是喽。 |
| [13:13.251] | 甲：还没人买。 |
| [13:13.504] | 乙：还怎么样。 |
| [13:15.433] | 甲：拉回来还落价。 |
| [13:16.600] | 乙：还落价？ |
| [13:16.803] | 甲：总没人买总落价，那吆喝地一大套。 |
| [13:20.413] | 乙：哦 |
| [13:20.564] | 甲：您得当个伙计。 |
| [13:21.682] | 乙：您学（xiao ）一学（xiao ）。 |
| [13:25.288] | 甲：您抻着点。 |
| [13:27.370] | 乙：来来来 |
| [13:27.778] | 甲：咱们学学。（拍了一下）哎（大声地）。 |
| [13:29.206] | 乙：哎？ |
| [13:31.541] | 甲：那什么，带小孩的可抱住了。 |
| [13:33.675] | 乙：什么意思？ |
| [13:35.502] | 甲：不然让我给吓着了。 |
| [13:38.406] | 乙：好嘛，声儿太大。 |
| [13:39.679] | 甲：“哎，这块吆喝贱了吧， |
| [13:43.436] | （乙：是喽。） |
| [13:43.643] | 你不要那么一块，却又来这么一块， |
| [13:45.728] | （乙：怎么样？）这块那块就大不相同不一样儿的， |
| [13:48.376] | （乙：不错。）刚才那么一块儿，那个叫德国青， |
| [13:51.386] | （乙：德国青。）才要那现大洋一块六哇。 |
| [13:53.721] | （乙：是喽。）又来这么一块，这块那就叫那晴雨的商标阴丹士林布儿的， |
| [13:59.587] | （乙：不错。）这块士林布要买到你老家就您做大褂儿去吧， |
| [14:04.366] | （乙：是喽。）穿在身上，走在街上， |
| [14:07.63] | （乙：怎么样？）大伙儿那么一瞧，真不知道你老是哪号的大掌柜的吧。 |
| [14:11.179] | （乙：是喽。）这块布头， |
| [14:12.759] | （乙：怎么样？）您要做大褂，又宽又长， |
| [14:15.450] | （乙：是喽。）还得大高个，还得是三搂粗的个大胖子，这块士林布，你到了大布店，说是你老都得点着名儿把它要哇。 |
| [14:24.251] | （乙：是喽。）到了北京城，讲究八大祥，到了瑞蚨祥、瑞林祥、广盛祥、益和祥、祥义号，廊房头条坐北朝南还有个谦祥益呀 |
| [14:32.153] | （乙：是喽。），到了八大祥，你要买一尺， |
| [14:34.934] | （乙：多少钱？）就得一毛八，没有一毛八你就买不着那这么细肤这么宽，这么密实这么厚实这么好的。 |
| [14:43.173] | （乙：不错。）来到我们这摊儿，一个样儿的货，一个样儿的价儿，一个样儿的行市，谁那也不买小布摊儿那碎布头儿零布块儿啊！来到我们这摊儿， |
| [14:53.82] | （乙：怎么样？）众位有工夫，（拍了一下）听我们庹庹尺寸让让价吧，一庹五尺， |
| [14:58.130] | （乙：五尺。）二庹一丈 |
| [14:59.42] | （乙：一丈…怎么连我也一起卖啊？），三庹一丈五，四庹两丈，两丈零一尺这个大尺量就算你打两丈啊。要到了大布店，买了一尺一毛八，十尺一块八，二八一十六就得三块六哇。 |
| [15:13.262] | （乙：不错。）来到我们这摊儿，三块六不要， |
| [15:16.73] | （乙：怎么样？）把六毛去了它，你是三块大洋两就两不找哇， |
| [15:19.446] | （乙：三块钱。）三块钱不要， |
| [15:20.58] | （乙：怎么样？）不要不要紧，额外的生枝还得让让它。 |
| [15:22.813] | （乙：让让？）去两毛，让两毛，你给两块六；去一毛，让一毛你给两块四，去两毛，让两毛你给两块钱。 |
| [15:33.43] | （乙：两块钱）您要再不要， |
| [15:34.57] | （乙：还怎么样？）不要不要紧，舍了那个本的，我是哪个有叫赚。我是赔本赚吆喝， |
| [15:38.699] | （乙：是喽。）小徒弟知道没打手工钱，这布两块钱， |
| [15:42.39] | （乙：还怎么样。）急了嘎登，两块大洋打破了它。去两毛，让两毛，你给一块六 |
| [15:47.784] | （乙：一块六）；去一毛，让一毛你给一块四；再去两毛你给一块二；再去两毛干脆一块钱 |
| [15:56.441] | （乙：一块钱）；这不一块钱， |
| [15:59.233] | （乙：还怎么样？）再去五毛让五毛……” |
| [16:00.705] | 乙：这…白拿去了！ |
| [16:01.725] | 演词制作：官运 |
| [16:04.670] |
| ti: mai bu tou | |
| ar: hou bao lin | |
| [00:02.292] | xiang sheng: mai bu tou |
| [00:03.04] | biao yan: jia: hou bao lin yi: guo qi ru |
| [00:04.277] | yan ci zhi zuo: guan yun |
| [00:05.292] | |
| [00:05.292] | jia: zuo mai mai dou de jiang xuan chuan. |
| [00:07.730] | yi: shi a. |
| [00:08.238] | jia: da mai mai jiang jiu zuo guang gao, xiao mai mai jiang jiu yao he. |
| [00:10.828] | yi: shi, guo qu xiao mai mai zui jiang jiu yao he le. |
| [00:14.389] | jia: nin shuo zuo xiao mai mai wei shi me yao he? |
| [00:16.423] | yi: wei shi me? |
| [00:17.645] | jia: jiu deng yu gei da shang ye zuo guang gao yi yang. |
| [00:20.539] | yi: shi a |
| [00:21.859] | jia: guo qu da shang ye, ta neng ba na quan bu zi jin 40 chou chu lai zuo guang gao fei. |
| [00:26.632] | yi: ta gan ma na na me xie guang gao fei ne? |
| [00:29.627] | jia: hao pian ren a. |
| [00:31.305] | yi: pian ren? |
| [00:32.574] | jia: nin kan guo qu mai yao de jiu you pian ren de, nin jiu na zhi wei bing de yao lai shuo ba. wei bing yi ban fen wei 2 zhong, yi zhong shi wei han, yi zhong shi wei re. zhi wei han de bu zhi wei re, zhi wei re de bu zhi wei han. |
| [00:49.50] | yi: dang ran le. |
| [00:50.833] | jia: ke shi ta na guang gao quan zhi. |
| [00:51.951] | yi: quan zhi? |
| [00:52.154] | jia: nin ting na guang gao ci:" nin you wei bing ma? ru guo nin yao you wei bing de hua, nin jiu qing yong zui hao de wei yao, zhu yi zhu ce shang biao, dun pai 120 hao." |
| [01:06.808] | yi: zen me, ping pang qiu shi zen me de? |
| [01:09.400] | jia: zhe shi shang biao," zhe zhong wei yao jiao zuo wei ru lin". |
| [01:17.189] | yi: zen me li mian hai you xiao ti qin a? |
| [01:19.794] | jia: shen me xiao ti qin? |
| [01:21.267] | yi: wei ru lin ma? |
| [01:22.437] | jia: wei ru lin, jiu shi shuo nin de wei, ru tong yu dao le gan lin. |
| [01:27.930] | yi: huo. |
| [01:28.845] | jia: ru guo yao shi you wei bing de hua, you wei bing ma? |
| [01:33.418] | yi: wo mei you. |
| [01:36.14] | jia: mei tian chi fan ma? |
| [01:38.348] | yi: fei hua, wo yao bu chi fan wo zao jiu e si le. |
| [01:41.496] | jia: chi fan xiang ma? |
| [01:43.332] | yi: xiang a. |
| [01:44.296] | jia: yao shi du zi sheng men qi, bu xiang chi dong xi, wei kou teng zong mei zhi hao, jiu chi wei ru lin, zhuan zhi: wei suan wei teng wei han wei yan wei re da bao ge tu suan shui ou tu. jiu chi wei ru lin. zhi yao shi ben dian zhu ren, zu chuan ba bei wu, mi fang jing zhi. zong dian zai de sheng qiao shang qiao wang dong. |
| [02:15.268] | yi: hao ma, diao he li le. |
| [02:18.886] | jia: zai ben shi ge da mei pu jun you dai shou. |
| [02:24.680] | yi: mei pu dai shou shu gan wan a? |
| [02:26.822] | jia: fen wei 2 zhong, yi zhong shi da ge de, yi zhong shi xiao ge de. |
| [02:31.753] | yi: zhe shi mei qiu a. |
| [02:34.192] | jia: fan zheng zhe yao gen mei qiu ye cha bu liao duo shao, shen me bing dou bu zhi, zhuan zhi yi xin bing. |
| [02:38.666] | yi: shen me jiao yi xin bing? |
| [02:39.784] | jia: you yi ge ren, yi shen yi gui, shen me bing dou mei you, mei shi bao bing hao |
| [02:44.816] | yi: ni qiao qiao. |
| [02:46.388] | jia: jiu shang yi yuan jian cha, yi sheng shuo ni mei bing a. |
| [02:48.473] | yi: shi a. |
| [02:49.388] | jia: ta lian yi sheng dou bu xin ren. |
| [02:50.560] | yi: ni kan. |
| [02:51.687] | jia: zhe zhong bing beng chi yao, jiu gei ta lai dian zhe ge, dun pai wei ru lin. huo zhe lai lia mei qiu he jiu xing le. |
| [03:00.943] | yi: mei qiu neng zhi bing ma? |
| [03:01.248] | jia: shi a, hai you yi zhong ren you zhe yang de si xiang. |
| [03:05.11] | yi: shen me? |
| [03:06.178] | jia: ben lai mei bing a, hao hao de. zong xiang da xiao you dian bing, qian wan bie yao le ming. |
| [03:12.740] | yi: zhe ye shi tao bing hao ma? |
| [03:14.315] | jia: shi a, shang yi yuan dai hui zong bi shang ban he shi a. |
| [03:17.568] | yi: ke bu shi ma? |
| [03:18.888] | jia: zhe zhong bing jiu jiao zuo yi xin bing. |
| [03:20.112] | yi: jiu shi si xiang shang you wen ti. |
| [03:22.958] | jia: zhe ge mai yao de zhuan meng zhe zhong ren. |
| [03:23.822] | yi: shi a. |
| [03:26.317] | jia: hao xie mai yao de. |
| [03:26.571] | yi: hai you shen me mai mai? |
| [03:30.126] | jia: bai huo dian, huo, nao de zui xiong le. zhe yi tang jie shang you 2 jia bai huo dian, nin ting ba, neng chao ge si lin bu an. |
| [03:36.677] | yi: gan shen me ya? |
| [03:37.343] | jia: shang zhan. |
| [03:39.782] | yi: shang zhan. |
| [03:41.260] | jia: shang ye jing zheng a, shang guang gao. dian ying guang gao, dian shi guang gao liu xing guang gao dian tai guang gao. men kou xie ge luan qi ba zao. |
| [03:52.177] | yi: xie shen me ya? |
| [03:54.05] | jia: pin qing yue dui, liang bian chui, zhe bian xie zhe" xin zhang kai mu, dian jia ba kou." |
| [03:58.585] | yi: o. |
| [03:59.245] | jia: na bian yi kan, ye xie le. |
| [04:00.618] | yi: shen me ya? |
| [04:03.07] | jia:" zhou nian ji nian, mai yi song yi", na bian yi kan, bu xing le. |
| [04:06.264] | yi: hai zen me yang a |
| [04:07.434] | jia:" xin zhang kai mu, dian jia ba kou yi wai, zai gua cai." |
| [04:11.150] | yi: hai gua cai? |
| [04:12.419] | jia: gua cai, na bian you tie shang le. |
| [04:13.638] | yi: you xie le shen me? |
| [04:16.23] | jia:" zhou nian ji nian, qing chu huo di da xi sheng." |
| [04:21.52] | yi: xi sheng? |
| [04:21.254] | jia: shi ya. na bian dou gua cai le, zhe hai bu xi sheng ma? |
| [04:25.12] | yi: hao ma, zhe na shi zuo mai mai, jian zhi shi hu nao ma. |
| [04:28.520] | jia: nin zai ting yue dui, na bian shi" da du la da di da la di da di da, la da la du du la di da la di da." zhe bian shi" du qiang qiang qiang, du qiang qiang qiang, du qiang." |
| [04:38.687] | yi: hao ma. |
| [04:39.505] | jia: bi chu bin de hai re nao ne. |
| [04:41.187] | yi: zhe na shi zuo mai mai ne. |
| [04:42.50] | jia: zhe hai shi jing dian da zi de mai mai. yao shi qie mian de nei xie mai mai, geng shi wu hua ba men le. |
| [04:49.832] | yi: qie mian ke shi xiao mai mai a. |
| [04:50.188] | jia: shi a, yi ban de xiao mai mai, bu pian ren, jiu jiang jiu yao he. |
| [04:58.684] | yi: ei. |
| [04:58.836] | jia: yao he you ji zhong. |
| [04:59.952] | yi: zen me ji zhong? |
| [05:00.206] | jia: yi zhong yao he jiu wei shi dou lan sheng yi, zou dao nin men kou ba, ta zhe me yi yao he, mai de shen me dong xi, duo shao qian. nin zuo zai wu li jiu zhi dao le, nin yao shi xu yao, nin jiu chu qu mai. |
| [05:18.792] | yi: mai shen me de? |
| [05:19.45] | jia: mai cai de. |
| [05:19.250] | yi: qing cai. |
| [05:19.453] | jia: yao he di jian dan. |
| [05:19.705] | yi: zen me yao he? |
| [05:20.13] | jia:" mai tu dou, yi mao qian er jin" |
| [05:20.421] | yi: yao he di ting qing chu a. |
| [05:21.640] | jia: nin zuo zai wu li quan dou zhi dao le. |
| [05:24.488] | yi: shi a. |
| [05:25.553] | jia: hai you yi zhong zuo xiao mai mai de yao he, mai shen me de gao su nin, jia qian bu gao su nin. yao mai, chu lai jiang. |
| [05:31.192] | yi: mai shen me de? |
| [05:33.987] | jia: mai shi zi de. |
| [05:35.970] | yi: shi zi? |
| [05:38.662] | jia: nin ting ba:" gao zhuang lai shi zi lai ei, ei bu se de lie, se le you guan huan lai ei ya." mai shi zi de. |
| [05:47.162] | yi: dui. |
| [05:48.76] | jia: hai you yi zhong mai mai, ta mai de dong xi bu zhi qian, ta dui bi yi yang dong xi, bi ta na ge gui de duo. na yi si jiu shi tai gao ta mai de dong xi de jia qian. |
| [06:01.202] | yi: mai shen me de? |
| [06:03.392] | jia: mai lao wo gua de. |
| [06:07.975] | yi: na zen me yao he? |
| [06:08.690] | jia: zhe me yao he:" li zi wei de mian lao wo gua lai" |
| [06:12.506] | yi: o, li zi wei de lao wo gua. |
| [06:16.115] | jia: li zi wei de mian lao wo gua, li zi duo shao qian yi jin? 3 mao 6. |
| [06:21.99] | yi: shi a. |
| [06:21.912] | jia: lao wo gua yi jin 4 fen. |
| [06:23.182] | yi: hai shi de. |
| [06:24.712] | jia: li zi wei de mian lao wo gua. |
| [06:27.773] | yi: jiu shi kua ren jia de wo gua hao chi. |
| [06:29.658] | jia: mai li zi de ke mei na me yao he de," chi li zi ba, lao wo gua wei de." |
| [06:33.112] | yi: a? zhe shui hai mai a. ye mei na me yao he de a. |
| [06:36.464] | jia: you xie zuo xiao mai mai de yao he chu lai fei chang hao ting, ke shui ye mei xue xiao guo. ren jia zen me yao he ta ye zen me yao he. |
| [06:45.834] | yi: na ke bu shi ma? |
| [06:47.206] | jia: zuo xiao mai mai yao he mei you xun lian ban, nin duo hui na cheng li yi ge" xiao fan jiao mai sheng xun lian ban". |
| [06:53.664] | yi: mei you. na fen mai shen me de? |
| [06:54.988] | jia: bi ru shuo, mai tang hu lu de. |
| [06:58.450] | yi: tang hu lu? |
| [07:00.285] | jia: bei jing cheng dong xi nan bei cheng yao he dou bu tong. |
| [07:03.285] | yi: fen na me si zhong. |
| [07:04.606] | jia: na yao dao bei cheng, yao he di ma fan. |
| [07:08.314] | yi: zen me yao he? |
| [07:09.441] | jia: liang ge yuan long, tiao le yi tiao. qian mian you ge fang pan, you ge zhu ban, shang mian tang hao xie xiao ku long, shang mian dou qian zhe tang hu lu. yao he chu lai zhe ge wei de. |
| [07:19.655] | yi: nin xue xiao yi xue xiao . |
| [07:21.28] | jia:" mi lai ei, bing tang hu lu er lai yo." |
| [07:28.839] | yi: dui, zhe shi dao le bei cheng le. |
| [07:34.430] | jia: dao xi cheng, ti le mu tou hua lan de na ge. yao he jian dan yi dian. |
| [07:40.66] | yi: zen me yao he? |
| [07:41.647] | jia:" hu lu er, bing tang de." |
| [07:44.354] | yi: xi cheng quan na me yao he. |
| [07:45.875] | jia: dao dong an shi chang you bu yi yang le. |
| [07:47.911] | yi: na zen me yao he? |
| [07:48.218] | jia:" hu lu er gang zhan de." |
| [07:48.574] | yi: nin shuo de shi bai tan de. |
| [07:52.593] | jia: dao nan cheng na bian yao he jian dan |
| [07:54.269] | yi: zen me yao he? |
| [07:54.980] | jia: jiu lia zi:" hu lu er" |
| [07:58.279] | yi: hu lu. |
| [08:00.109] | jia: bei jing jiao tang hu lu, tian jin jiao tang dun. |
| [08:03.206] | yi: dui. |
| [08:03.359] | jia: tian jin yao he zui jian dan. |
| [08:05.34] | yi: zen me yao he? |
| [08:06.00] | jia: jiu yi ge zi" dun er" |
| [08:08.898] | yi: jiu zhe me yi" dun" a. shi zhe me yao he. |
| [08:13.424] | jia: hai you yi zhong hao ting de. |
| [08:15.861] | yi: mai shen me ya. |
| [08:17.29] | jia: mai hua de. |
| [08:17.641] | yi: shen me hua? |
| [08:19.470] | jia: wan xiang yu. |
| [08:19.673] | yi: o. wan xiang yu. |
| [08:21.858] | jia: yao he di hao ting. |
| [08:24.549] | yi: na yao he hao ting. yao he chu lai shi zhe ge wei de. |
| [08:25.667] | jia: na wei r? |
| [08:25.870] | yi:" wan xiang yu. ai ai ya" |
| [08:38.877] | jia: dui, shi zhe wei r. |
| [08:43.209] | yi: jiu zhe me yao he a. |
| [08:45.497] | jia: hai you mai yu lan hua de. |
| [08:46.868] | yi: yu lan |
| [08:47.579] | jia: yao he bi zhe hai hao ting |
| [08:48.544] | yi: zen me yao he? |
| [08:49.560] | jia:" yu lan hua ei, mo li hua" |
| [08:57.892] | yi: hao ting |
| [09:00.236] | jia: dao tian jin bu jiao yu lan hua. |
| [09:02.68] | yi: na jiao shen me? |
| [09:03.742] | jia: jiao ban er lan hua. |
| [09:04.911] | yi: ban er lan. |
| [09:05.978] | jia: yao he di jian dan. |
| [09:06.232] | yi: na zen me yao he? |
| [09:07.603] | jia: zhe wei r de:" ban lan hua er wan xiang yu er" |
| [09:09.844] | yi: zhe zen me quan dou dai zhe ge wei r ne? |
| [09:15.185] | jia: zui jiang jiu yao he de. |
| [09:16.660] | yi: mai shen me de? |
| [09:20.728] | jia: mai bu tou de. |
| [09:22.611] | yi: mai bu tou de? |
| [09:25.10] | jia: mai bu tou ye fen ji zhong, chuan hu tong mai bu tou de, bu meng ren. bei jing tui che zi de, shua zhe bo lang gu. tian jin de bei zhe da bao guo, na zhe chi, yao he zhe wei r. |
| [09:36.715] | yi: nin xue xiao yi xue xiao . |
| [09:38.545] | jia:" mai ya ei hua tiao bu ei, zuo di er de, zuo mian r de, shi jin bai bo de, zuo ku gua qu bei." |
| [09:46.25] | yi: dui a, dao tian jin dou na me yao he. |
| [09:49.223] | jia: tian jin ye you bai tan de. bai tan de yao he, na ge nin de liu shen. |
| [09:54.859] | yi: zen me? |
| [09:56.180] | jia: bu liu shen zou na xia yi tiao. na qi na bu, ka cha yi shuai:" qiao qiao zhe yi kuai ei, zhen zheng xi mao yue se, se shai bu diao, mai jia qu zuo ku gua qu bei." |
| [10:07.894] | yi: hao ma, zhe zou dao bu liu shen shi xia yi tiao. |
| [10:12.107] | jia: ta men yao he de de guo qing, hei se shai de. |
| [10:13.933] | yi: hei de. |
| [10:17.249] | jia: na zhen jiao hei, yao he zhe wei r. |
| [10:18.265] | yi: nin xue yi xue. |
| [10:18.925] | jia:" pai le yi xia ai, zhe kuai yao he, yao he jian le jiu shi bu da jia a." |
| [10:24.165] | yi: shi lou. |
| [10:24.368] | jia:" shuo zhe kuai de guo qing, zhe kuai zen me na me hei, nin shuo zen me na me hei?" |
| [10:33.423] | yi: hai shi wo zhi dao zen me na me hei a? |
| [10:34.750] | jia:" qi si zhang fei, hai bu rang li kui, qi si le tang chao de hei jing de dei ya" |
| [10:41.976] | yi: bu cuo. |
| [10:43.499] | jia:" zen me na me hei, zai dong shan song guo tan, xi shan wa guo mei ya, you dang guo liang tian de mei pu de er zhang gui de ba. hai zhen zheng shi de guo qing a, zhen zheng de de guo ran er, zhen zheng shi de guo ren zhi zao zhe kuai bu er de". |
| [10:56.426] | yi: shi lou. |
| [10:58.158] | jia:" wai hao' san bu pa', shen me jiao' san bu pa'" |
| [11:00.652] | yi: shuo yi shuo. |
| [11:00.856] | jia:" ta bu pa xi, bu pa lin a, bu pa shai a." |
| [11:03.799] | yi: shi lou. |
| [11:03.951] | jia:" ren ping zen me xi chui le yi xia, bu diao shai shai a". |
| [11:07.416] | yi: qing de. |
| [11:07.619] | jia: bai bu! |
| [11:07.772] | yi: bai bu wa? |
| [11:11.329] | jia:" bai bu bu diao shai ai!" |
| [11:11.738] | yi: fei hua ai! bai bu you diao shai de ma? |
| [11:15.197] | jia: bei jing hai you yi lu mai bu tou de. |
| [11:16.467] | yi: na zen me yao he? |
| [11:20.736] | jia: you ruan diao de you ying diao de. |
| [11:22.520] | yi: hai fen ruan ying diao? |
| [11:23.180] | jia: yao he na nei kuai bai bu, yao he di hua qiao ji le. |
| [11:30.490] | yi: bai de, zen me yao he? |
| [11:30.998] | jia:" zhe kuai yao he, yao he jian le jiu shi bu da jia a." |
| [11:36.442] | yi: shi lou. |
| [11:37.52] | jia:" zhe kuai ben shai shai bai, qi si tou chang xue, hai bu rang er chang shuang, qi si le tou hao de yang bai mian a." |
| [11:44.895] | yi: shi lou. |
| [11:46.64] | jia:" yao mai dao nin lao jia jiu zuo bei li er qu ba, shi jing xi you jing shai, hai jing pu you jing gai. jing la you jing zhuai, shi jing deng you jing chuai." |
| [11:55.630] | yi: zhe gan ma ya? |
| [11:57.111] | jia: shui shui jiao dou bu lao shi. |
| [11:58.127] | yi: shuo de ke shi ne. |
| [11:59.295] | jia: shi a, zhe shi ruan diao de. |
| [12:00.365] | yi: na yao shi ying diao de ne? |
| [12:01.330] | jia: na zhong ying diao de, zhuan men pian ren. |
| [12:02.754] | yi: zhe ye pian ren? |
| [12:05.348] | jia: gan miao hui, jin er zai na mai, ming er zai na mai. |
| [12:09.777] | yi: mei you zhun di dian. |
| [12:11.48] | jia: ei, bu neng rang ren jia ren chu lai shen me mu yang, meng ren a. mai bu de bu dai chi. |
| [12:15.984] | yi: na shi shen me liang a? |
| [12:17.406] | jia: tuo. |
| [12:18.574] | yi: tuo? |
| [12:20.152] | jia: lia ge bo yi shen. |
| [12:20.863] | yi: duo shao chi? |
| [12:22.748] | jia: wu chi. |
| [12:23.712] | yi: zhe jiu suan wu chi? |
| [12:23.966] | jia: ei, bu guan ge gao ge ai quan wu chi. nin yao gan shang ge gao de, na nin zou dian yun. |
| [12:27.268] | yi: na xing le. |
| [12:31.137] | jia: xiao ai ge de na nin suan dao mei. |
| [12:32.507] | yi: chi cun bu gou a, dou suan wu chi. |
| [12:33.474] | jia: ta na bu a, mei hao de. mai lai bu a de shang jiao, shang jiang. |
| [12:39.271] | yi: jiang jiang. |
| [12:41.405] | jia: ei, nin kan na bu a ting ci shi, ting hou shi a. nin mai ba, mai jiu shang dang. mai jia qu zuo yi fu hai neng chuan ji tian. |
| [12:48.73] | yi: o. |
| [12:49.648] | jia: nin xiang xia qu shui, xi wan le zai zuo a. hu chuang hu he shi le. |
| [12:52.542] | yi: cheng leng bu le? |
| [12:54.30] | jia: shi a, jiang xing man xi xia qu le. |
| [12:56.631] | yi: hao ma. |
| [12:57.38] | jia: zhuan men pian ren. |
| [12:57.699] | yi: na ke bu shi pian ren ma? |
| [12:59.19] | jia: yao he di hua qiao. |
| [13:00.796] | yi: o, shi a. |
| [13:01.865] | jia: bi ru shuo zhe kuai bu yao 3 kuai qian, 3 kuai qian mei ren mai a. |
| [13:05.472] | yi: zen me? |
| [13:06.80] | jia: lao jia. |
| [13:07.402] | yi: wang li lao jia. |
| [13:08.884] | jia: yi bian pai shou, yi bian zhi duo jiao. luo ji mao tui chu qu, rang da huo qiao. |
| [13:11.980] | yi: shi lou. |
| [13:13.251] | jia: hai mei ren mai. |
| [13:13.504] | yi: hai zen me yang. |
| [13:15.433] | jia: la hui lai huan lao jia. |
| [13:16.600] | yi: hai lao jia? |
| [13:16.803] | jia: zong mei ren mai zong lao jia, na yao he di yi da tao. |
| [13:20.413] | yi: o |
| [13:20.564] | jia: nin de dang ge huo ji. |
| [13:21.682] | yi: nin xue xiao yi xue xiao . |
| [13:25.288] | jia: nin chen zhe dian. |
| [13:27.370] | yi: lai lai lai |
| [13:27.778] | jia: zan men xue xue. pai le yi xia ai da sheng di. |
| [13:29.206] | yi: ai? |
| [13:31.541] | jia: na shen me, dai xiao hai de ke bao zhu le. |
| [13:33.675] | yi: shen me yi si? |
| [13:35.502] | jia: bu ran rang wo gei xia zhe le. |
| [13:38.406] | yi: hao ma, sheng er tai da. |
| [13:39.679] | jia:" ai, zhe kuai yao he jian le ba, |
| [13:43.436] | yi: shi lou. |
| [13:43.643] | ni bu yao na me yi kuai, que you lai zhe me yi kuai, |
| [13:45.728] | yi: zen me yang? zhe kuai na kuai jiu da bu xiang tong bu yi yang er de, |
| [13:48.376] | yi: bu cuo. gang cai na me yi kuai er, na ge jiao de guo qing, |
| [13:51.386] | yi: de guo qing. cai yao na xian da yang yi kuai liu wa. |
| [13:53.721] | yi: shi lou. you lai zhe me yi kuai, zhe kuai na jiu jiao na qing yu de shang biao yin dan shi lin bu er de, |
| [13:59.587] | yi: bu cuo. zhe kuai shi lin bu yao mai dao ni lao jia jiu nin zuo da gua er qu ba, |
| [14:04.366] | yi: shi lou. chuan zai shen shang, zou zai jie shang, |
| [14:07.63] | yi: zen me yang? da huo er na me yi qiao, zhen bu zhi dao ni lao shi na hao de da zhang gui de ba. |
| [14:11.179] | yi: shi lou. zhe kuai bu tou, |
| [14:12.759] | yi: zen me yang? nin yao zuo da gua, you kuan you zhang, |
| [14:15.450] | yi: shi lou. hai de da gao ge, hai de shi san lou cu de ge da pang zi, zhe kuai shi lin bu, ni dao le da bu dian, shuo shi ni lao dou de dian zhao ming r ba ta yao wa. |
| [14:24.251] | yi: shi lou. dao le bei jing cheng, jiang jiu ba da xiang, dao le rui fu xiang rui lin xiang guang sheng xiang yi he xiang xiang yi hao, lang fang tou tiao zuo bei chao nan hai you ge qian xiang yi ya |
| [14:32.153] | yi: shi lou., dao le ba da xiang, ni yao mai yi chi, |
| [14:34.934] | yi: duo shao qian? jiu de yi mao ba, mei you yi mao ba ni jiu mai bu zhao na zhe me xi fu zhe me kuan, zhe me mi shi zhe me hou shi zhe me hao de. |
| [14:43.173] | yi: bu cuo. lai dao wo men zhe tan r, yi ge yang er de huo, yi ge yang er de jia er, yi ge yang er de hang shi, shui na ye bu mai xiao bu tan r na sui bu tou er ling bu kuai er a! lai dao wo men zhe tan r, |
| [14:53.82] | yi: zen me yang? zhong wei you gong fu, pai le yi xia ting wo men tuo tuo chi cun rang rang jia ba, yi tuo wu chi, |
| [14:58.130] | yi: wu chi. er tuo yi zhang |
| [14:59.42] | yi: yi zhang zen me lian wo ye yi qi mai a?, san tuo yi zhang wu, si tuo liang zhang, liang zhang ling yi chi zhe ge da chi liang jiu suan ni da liang zhang a. yao dao le da bu dian, mai le yi chi yi mao ba, shi chi yi kuai ba, er ba yi shi liu jiu de san kuai liu wa. |
| [15:13.262] | yi: bu cuo. lai dao wo men zhe tan r, san kuai liu bu yao, |
| [15:16.73] | yi: zen me yang? ba liu mao qu le ta, ni shi san kuai da yang liang jiu liang bu zhao wa, |
| [15:19.446] | yi: san kuai qian. san kuai qian bu yao, |
| [15:20.58] | yi: zen me yang? bu yao bu yao jin, e wai de sheng zhi hai de rang rang ta. |
| [15:22.813] | yi: rang rang? qu liang mao, rang liang mao, ni gei liang kuai liu qu yi mao, rang yi mao ni gei liang kuai si, qu liang mao, rang liang mao ni gei liang kuai qian. |
| [15:33.43] | yi: liang kuai qian nin yao zai bu yao, |
| [15:34.57] | yi: hai zen me yang? bu yao bu yao jin, she le na ge ben de, wo shi nei ge you jiao zhuan. wo shi pei ben zhuan yao he, |
| [15:38.699] | yi: shi lou. xiao tu di zhi dao mei da shou gong qian, zhe bu liang kuai qian, |
| [15:42.39] | yi: hai zen me yang. ji le ga deng, liang kuai da yang da po le ta. qu liang mao, rang liang mao, ni gei yi kuai liu |
| [15:47.784] | yi: yi kuai liu qu yi mao, rang yi mao ni gei yi kuai si zai qu liang mao ni gei yi kuai er zai qu liang mao gan cui yi kuai qian |
| [15:56.441] | yi: yi kuai qian zhe bu yi kuai qian, |
| [15:59.233] | yi: hai zen me yang? zai qu wu mao rang wu mao" |
| [16:00.705] | yi: zhe bai na qu le! |
| [16:01.725] | yan ci zhi zuo: guan yun |
| [16:04.670] |
| ti: mài bù tóu | |
| ar: hóu bǎo lín | |
| [00:02.292] | xiàng sheng: mài bù tóu |
| [00:03.04] | biǎo yǎn: jiǎ: hóu bǎo lín yǐ: guō qǐ rú |
| [00:04.277] | yǎn cí zhì zuò: guān yùn |
| [00:05.292] | |
| [00:05.292] | jiǎ: zuò mǎi mài dōu dé jiǎng xuān chuán. |
| [00:07.730] | yǐ: shì a. |
| [00:08.238] | jiǎ: dà mǎi mài jiǎng jiū zuò guǎng gào, xiǎo mǎi mài jiǎng jiū yāo he. |
| [00:10.828] | yǐ: shì, guò qù xiǎo mǎi mài zuì jiǎng jiū yāo he le. |
| [00:14.389] | jiǎ: nín shuō zuò xiǎo mǎi mài wèi shí me yāo he? |
| [00:16.423] | yǐ: wèi shí me? |
| [00:17.645] | jiǎ: jiù děng yú gěi dà shāng yè zuò guǎng gào yí yàng. |
| [00:20.539] | yǐ: shì a |
| [00:21.859] | jiǎ: guò qù dà shāng yè, tā néng bǎ nà quán bù zī jīn 40 chōu chū lái zuò guǎng gào fèi. |
| [00:26.632] | yǐ: tā gàn ma ná nà me xiē guǎng gào fèi ne? |
| [00:29.627] | jiǎ: hǎo piàn rén a. |
| [00:31.305] | yǐ: piàn rén? |
| [00:32.574] | jiǎ: nín kàn guò qù mài yào de jiù yǒu piàn rén de, nín jiù ná zhì wèi bìng de yào lái shuō ba. wèi bìng yì bān fēn wéi 2 zhǒng, yī zhǒng shì wèi hán, yī zhǒng shì wèi rè. zhì wèi hán de bù zhì wèi rè, zhì wèi rè de bù zhì wèi hán. |
| [00:49.50] | yǐ: dāng rán le. |
| [00:50.833] | jiǎ: kě shì tā nà guǎng gào quán zhì. |
| [00:51.951] | yǐ: quán zhì? |
| [00:52.154] | jiǎ: nín tīng nà guǎng gào cí:" nín yǒu wèi bìng ma? rú guǒ nín yào yǒu wèi bìng de huà, nín jiù qǐng yòng zuì hǎo de wèi yào, zhù yì zhù cè shāng biāo, dùn pái 120 hào." |
| [01:06.808] | yǐ: zěn me, pīng pāng qiú shì zěn me de? |
| [01:09.400] | jiǎ: zhè shì shāng biāo," zhè zhǒng wèi yào jiào zuò wèi rú lín". |
| [01:17.189] | yǐ: zěn me lǐ miàn hái yǒu xiǎo tí qín a? |
| [01:19.794] | jiǎ: shén me xiǎo tí qín? |
| [01:21.267] | yǐ: wèi rú lín ma? |
| [01:22.437] | jiǎ: wèi rú lín, jiù shì shuō nín de wèi, rú tóng yù dào le gān lín. |
| [01:27.930] | yǐ: huò. |
| [01:28.845] | jiǎ: rú guǒ yào shì yǒu wèi bìng de huà, yǒu wèi bìng ma? |
| [01:33.418] | yǐ: wǒ méi yǒu. |
| [01:36.14] | jiǎ: měi tiān chī fàn ma? |
| [01:38.348] | yǐ: fèi huà, wǒ yào bù chī fàn wǒ zǎo jiù è sǐ le. |
| [01:41.496] | jiǎ: chī fàn xiāng ma? |
| [01:43.332] | yǐ: xiāng a. |
| [01:44.296] | jiǎ: yào shì dǔ zi shēng mēn qì, bù xiǎng chī dōng xī, wèi kǒu téng zǒng méi zhì hǎo, jiù chī wèi rú lín, zhuān zhì: wèi suān wèi téng wèi hán wèi yán wèi rè dǎ bǎo gé tǔ suān shuǐ ǒu tù. jiù chī wèi rú lín. zhǐ yào shì běn diàn zhǔ rén, zǔ chuán bā bèi wǔ, mì fāng jīng zhì. zǒng diàn zài dé shèng qiáo shàng qiáo wǎng dōng. |
| [02:15.268] | yǐ: hǎo ma, diào hé lǐ le. |
| [02:18.886] | jiǎ: zài běn shì gè dà méi pù jūn yǒu dài shòu. |
| [02:24.680] | yǐ: méi pù dài shòu shū gān wán a? |
| [02:26.822] | jiǎ: fēn wéi 2 zhǒng, yī zhǒng shì dà gè de, yī zhǒng shì xiǎo gè de. |
| [02:31.753] | yǐ: zhè shì méi qiú a. |
| [02:34.192] | jiǎ: fǎn zhèng zhè yào gēn méi qiú yě chà bù liǎo duō shǎo, shén me bìng dōu bù zhì, zhuān zhì yí xīn bìng. |
| [02:38.666] | yǐ: shén me jiào yí xīn bìng? |
| [02:39.784] | jiǎ: yǒu yí ge rén, yí shén yí guǐ, shén me bìng dōu méi yǒu, méi shì bào bìng hào |
| [02:44.816] | yǐ: nǐ qiáo qiáo. |
| [02:46.388] | jiǎ: jiù shàng yī yuàn jiǎn chá, yī shēng shuō nǐ méi bìng a. |
| [02:48.473] | yǐ: shì a. |
| [02:49.388] | jiǎ: tā lián yī shēng dōu bù xìn rèn. |
| [02:50.560] | yǐ: nǐ kàn. |
| [02:51.687] | jiǎ: zhè zhǒng bìng béng chī yào, jiù gěi tā lái diǎn zhè gè, dùn pái wèi rú lín. huò zhě lái liǎ méi qiú hē jiù xíng le. |
| [03:00.943] | yǐ: méi qiú néng zhì bìng ma? |
| [03:01.248] | jiǎ: shì a, hái yǒu yī zhǒng rén yǒu zhè yàng de sī xiǎng. |
| [03:05.11] | yǐ: shén me? |
| [03:06.178] | jiǎ: běn lái méi bìng a, hǎo hǎo de. zǒng xiǎng dà xiǎo yǒu diǎn bìng, qiān wàn bié yào le mìng. |
| [03:12.740] | yǐ: zhè yě shì tào bìng hào ma? |
| [03:14.315] | jiǎ: shì a, shàng yī yuàn dāi huì zǒng bǐ shàng bān hé shì a. |
| [03:17.568] | yǐ: kě bú shì ma? |
| [03:18.888] | jiǎ: zhè zhǒng bìng jiù jiào zuò yí xīn bìng. |
| [03:20.112] | yǐ: jiù shì sī xiǎng shàng yǒu wèn tí. |
| [03:22.958] | jiǎ: zhè gè mài yào de zhuān méng zhè zhǒng rén. |
| [03:23.822] | yǐ: shì a. |
| [03:26.317] | jiǎ: hǎo xiē mài yào de. |
| [03:26.571] | yǐ: hái yǒu shén me mǎi mài? |
| [03:30.126] | jiǎ: bǎi huò diàn, huò, nào dé zuì xiōng le. zhè yī tàng jiē shàng yǒu 2 jiā bǎi huò diàn, nín tīng ba, néng chǎo gè sì lín bù ān. |
| [03:36.677] | yǐ: gàn shén me ya? |
| [03:37.343] | jiǎ: shāng zhàn. |
| [03:39.782] | yǐ: shāng zhàn. |
| [03:41.260] | jiǎ: shāng yè jìng zhēng a, shàng guǎng gào. diàn yǐng guǎng gào, diàn shì guǎng gào liú xíng guǎng gào diàn tái guǎng gào. mén kǒu xiě gè luàn qī bā zāo. |
| [03:52.177] | yǐ: xiě shén me ya? |
| [03:54.05] | jiǎ: pìn qǐng yuè duì, liǎng biān chuī, zhè biān xiě zhe" xīn zhāng kāi mù, diǎn jià bā kòu." |
| [03:58.585] | yǐ: ó. |
| [03:59.245] | jiǎ: nà biān yī kàn, yě xiě le. |
| [04:00.618] | yǐ: shén me ya? |
| [04:03.07] | jiǎ:" zhōu nián jì niàn, mǎi yī sòng yī", nà biān yī kàn, bù xíng le. |
| [04:06.264] | yǐ: hái zěn me yàng a |
| [04:07.434] | jiǎ:" xīn zhāng kāi mù, diǎn jià bā kòu yǐ wài, zài guà cǎi." |
| [04:11.150] | yǐ: hái guà cǎi? |
| [04:12.419] | jiǎ: guà cǎi, nà biān yòu tiē shàng le. |
| [04:13.638] | yǐ: yòu xiě le shén me? |
| [04:16.23] | jiǎ:" zhōu nián jì niàn, qīng chú huò dǐ dà xī shēng." |
| [04:21.52] | yǐ: xī shēng? |
| [04:21.254] | jiǎ: shì ya. nà biān dōu guà cǎi le, zhè hái bù xī shēng ma? |
| [04:25.12] | yǐ: hǎo ma, zhè nǎ shì zuò mǎi mài, jiǎn zhí shì hú nào ma. |
| [04:28.520] | jiǎ: nín zài tīng yuè duì, nà biān shì" dā dū la dā dī dā la dī dā dī dā, la dā la dū dū la dī dā la dī dā." zhè biān shì" dū qiāng qiāng qiāng, dū qiāng qiāng qiāng, dū qiāng." |
| [04:38.687] | yǐ: hǎo ma. |
| [04:39.505] | jiǎ: bǐ chū bìn de hái rè nào ne. |
| [04:41.187] | yǐ: zhè nǎ shì zuò mǎi mài ne. |
| [04:42.50] | jiǎ: zhè hái shì jīng diǎn dà zì de mǎi mài. yào shì qiē miàn de nèi xiē mǎi mài, gèng shì wǔ huā bā mén le. |
| [04:49.832] | yǐ: qiē miàn kě shì xiǎo mǎi mài a. |
| [04:50.188] | jiǎ: shì a, yì bān de xiǎo mǎi mài, bù piàn rén, jiù jiǎng jiū yāo he. |
| [04:58.684] | yǐ: éi. |
| [04:58.836] | jiǎ: yāo he yǒu jǐ zhǒng. |
| [04:59.952] | yǐ: zěn me jǐ zhǒng? |
| [05:00.206] | jiǎ: yī zhǒng yāo he jiù wéi shì dōu lǎn shēng yì, zǒu dào nín mén kǒu ba, tā zhè me yī yāo he, mài de shén me dōng xī, duō shǎo qián. nín zuò zài wū lǐ jiù zhī dào le, nín yào shì xū yào, nín jiù chū qù mài. |
| [05:18.792] | yǐ: mài shén me de? |
| [05:19.45] | jiǎ: mài cài de. |
| [05:19.250] | yǐ: qīng cài. |
| [05:19.453] | jiǎ: yāo he dì jiǎn dān. |
| [05:19.705] | yǐ: zěn me yāo he? |
| [05:20.13] | jiǎ:" mài tǔ dòu, yī máo qián èr jīn" |
| [05:20.421] | yǐ: yāo he dì tǐng qīng chǔ a. |
| [05:21.640] | jiǎ: nín zuò zài wū lǐ quán dōu zhī dào le. |
| [05:24.488] | yǐ: shì a. |
| [05:25.553] | jiǎ: hái yǒu yī zhǒng zuò xiǎo mǎi mài de yāo he, mài shén me de gào sù nín, jià qián bù gào sù nín. yào mǎi, chū lái jiǎng. |
| [05:31.192] | yǐ: mài shén me de? |
| [05:33.987] | jiǎ: mài shì zi de. |
| [05:35.970] | yǐ: shì zi? |
| [05:38.662] | jiǎ: nín tīng ba:" gāo zhuāng lái shì zi lái éi, éi bù sè de liě, sè le yòu guǎn huàn lái éi ya." mài shì zi de. |
| [05:47.162] | yǐ: duì. |
| [05:48.76] | jiǎ: hái yǒu yī zhǒng mǎi mài, tā mài de dōng xī bù zhí qián, tā duì bǐ yí yàng dōng xī, bǐ tā nà gè guì dé duō. nà yì sī jiù shì tái gāo tā mài de dōng xī de jià qián. |
| [06:01.202] | yǐ: mài shén me de? |
| [06:03.392] | jiǎ: mài lǎo wō guā de. |
| [06:07.975] | yǐ: nà zěn me yāo he? |
| [06:08.690] | jiǎ: zhè me yāo he:" lì zi wèi de miàn lǎo wō guā lái" |
| [06:12.506] | yǐ: ó, lì zi wèi de lǎo wō guā. |
| [06:16.115] | jiǎ: lì zi wèi de miàn lǎo wō guā, lì zi duō shǎo qián yī jīn? 3 máo 6. |
| [06:21.99] | yǐ: shì a. |
| [06:21.912] | jiǎ: lǎo wō guā yī jīn 4 fēn. |
| [06:23.182] | yǐ: hái shì de. |
| [06:24.712] | jiǎ: lì zi wèi de miàn lǎo wō guā. |
| [06:27.773] | yǐ: jiù shì kuā rén jiā de wō guā hǎo chī. |
| [06:29.658] | jiǎ: mài lì zi de kě méi nà me yāo he de," chī lì zi ba, lǎo wō guā wèi de." |
| [06:33.112] | yǐ: a? zhè shuí hái mǎi a. yě méi nà me yāo he de a. |
| [06:36.464] | jiǎ: yǒu xiē zuò xiǎo mǎi mài de yāo he chū lái fēi cháng hǎo tīng, kě shuí yě méi xué xiao guò. rén jiā zěn me yāo he tā yě zěn me yāo he. |
| [06:45.834] | yǐ: nà kě bú shì ma? |
| [06:47.206] | jiǎ: zuò xiǎo mǎi mài yāo he méi yǒu xùn liàn bān, nín duō huì nǎ chéng lì yí gè" xiǎo fàn jiào mài shēng xùn liàn bān". |
| [06:53.664] | yǐ: méi yǒu. nà fēn mài shén me de? |
| [06:54.988] | jiǎ: bǐ rú shuō, mài táng hú lú de. |
| [06:58.450] | yǐ: táng hú lú? |
| [07:00.285] | jiǎ: běi jīng chéng dōng xī nán běi chéng yāo he dōu bù tóng. |
| [07:03.285] | yǐ: fēn nà me sì zhǒng. |
| [07:04.606] | jiǎ: nà yào dào běi chéng, yāo he dì má fán. |
| [07:08.314] | yǐ: zěn me yāo he? |
| [07:09.441] | jiǎ: liǎng gè yuán lóng, tiāo le yī tiāo. qián miàn yǒu gè fāng pán, yǒu gè zhú bǎn, shàng miàn tàng hǎo xiē xiǎo kū lóng, shàng miàn dōu qiàn zhe táng hú lú. yāo he chū lái zhè gè wèi de. |
| [07:19.655] | yǐ: nín xué xiao yī xué xiao . |
| [07:21.28] | jiǎ:" mì lái éi, bīng táng hú lú ér lái yō." |
| [07:28.839] | yǐ: duì, zhè shì dào le běi chéng le. |
| [07:34.430] | jiǎ: dào xī chéng, tí le mù tou huā lán de nà gè. yāo he jiǎn dān yì diǎn. |
| [07:40.66] | yǐ: zěn me yāo he? |
| [07:41.647] | jiǎ:" hú lú ér, bīng táng de." |
| [07:44.354] | yǐ: xī chéng quán nà me yāo he. |
| [07:45.875] | jiǎ: dào dōng ān shì chǎng yòu bù yí yàng le. |
| [07:47.911] | yǐ: nà zěn me yāo he? |
| [07:48.218] | jiǎ:" hú lú ér gāng zhàn dé." |
| [07:48.574] | yǐ: nín shuō de shì bǎi tān de. |
| [07:52.593] | jiǎ: dào nán chéng nà biān yāo he jiǎn dān |
| [07:54.269] | yǐ: zěn me yāo he? |
| [07:54.980] | jiǎ: jiù liǎ zì:" hú lú ér" |
| [07:58.279] | yǐ: hú lú. |
| [08:00.109] | jiǎ: běi jīng jiào táng hú lú, tiān jīn jiào táng dūn. |
| [08:03.206] | yǐ: duì. |
| [08:03.359] | jiǎ: tiān jīn yāo he zuì jiǎn dān. |
| [08:05.34] | yǐ: zěn me yāo he? |
| [08:06.00] | jiǎ: jiù yí gè zì" dūn ér" |
| [08:08.898] | yǐ: jiù zhè me yī" dūn" a. shì zhè me yāo he. |
| [08:13.424] | jiǎ: hái yǒu yī zhǒng hǎo tīng de. |
| [08:15.861] | yǐ: mài shén me ya. |
| [08:17.29] | jiǎ: mài huā de. |
| [08:17.641] | yǐ: shén me huā? |
| [08:19.470] | jiǎ: wǎn xiāng yù. |
| [08:19.673] | yǐ: ó. wǎn xiāng yù. |
| [08:21.858] | jiǎ: yāo he dì hǎo tīng. |
| [08:24.549] | yǐ: nà yāo he hǎo tīng. yāo he chū lái shì zhè gè wèi de. |
| [08:25.667] | jiǎ: nà wèi r? |
| [08:25.870] | yǐ:" wǎn xiāng yù. āi āi yā" |
| [08:38.877] | jiǎ: duì, shì zhè wèi r. |
| [08:43.209] | yǐ: jiù zhè me yāo he a. |
| [08:45.497] | jiǎ: hái yǒu mài yù lán huā de. |
| [08:46.868] | yǐ: yù lán |
| [08:47.579] | jiǎ: yāo he bǐ zhè hái hǎo tīng |
| [08:48.544] | yǐ: zěn me yāo he? |
| [08:49.560] | jiǎ:" yù lán huā éi, mò lì huā" |
| [08:57.892] | yǐ: hǎo tīng |
| [09:00.236] | jiǎ: dào tiān jīn bù jiào yù lán huā. |
| [09:02.68] | yǐ: nà jiào shén me? |
| [09:03.742] | jiǎ: jiào bàn ér lán huā. |
| [09:04.911] | yǐ: bàn ér lán. |
| [09:05.978] | jiǎ: yāo he dì jiǎn dān. |
| [09:06.232] | yǐ: nà zěn me yāo he? |
| [09:07.603] | jiǎ: zhè wèi r de:" bàn lán huā ér wǎn xiāng yù ér" |
| [09:09.844] | yǐ: zhè zěn me quán dōu dài zhè gè wèi r ne? |
| [09:15.185] | jiǎ: zuì jiǎng jiū yāo he de. |
| [09:16.660] | yǐ: mài shén me de? |
| [09:20.728] | jiǎ: mài bù tóu de. |
| [09:22.611] | yǐ: mài bù tóu de? |
| [09:25.10] | jiǎ: mài bù tóu yě fēn jǐ zhǒng, chuàn hú tòng mài bù tóu de, bù méng rén. běi jīng tuī chē zi de, shuǎ zhe bō làng gǔ. tiān jīn de bēi zhe dà bāo guǒ, ná zhe chǐ, yāo he zhè wèi r. |
| [09:36.715] | yǐ: nín xué xiao yī xué xiao . |
| [09:38.545] | jiǎ:" mǎi ya éi huā tiáo bù éi, zuò dǐ ér de, zuò miàn r de, shí jǐn bái bo de, zuò kù guà qù bei." |
| [09:46.25] | yǐ: duì a, dào tiān jīn dōu nà me yāo he. |
| [09:49.223] | jiǎ: tiān jīn yě yǒu bǎi tān de. bǎi tān de yāo he, nà gè nín dé liú shén. |
| [09:54.859] | yǐ: zěn me? |
| [09:56.180] | jiǎ: bù liú shén zǒu nà xià yī tiào. ná qǐ nà bù, kā chā yī shuāi:" qiáo qiáo zhè yí kuài éi, zhēn zhèng xì máo yuè sè, sè shai bù diào, mǎi jiā qù zuò kù guà qù bei." |
| [10:07.894] | yǐ: hǎo ma, zhè zǒu dào bù liú shén shì xià yī tiào. |
| [10:12.107] | jiǎ: tā men yāo he de dé guó qīng, hēi sè shai de. |
| [10:13.933] | yǐ: hēi de. |
| [10:17.249] | jiǎ: nà zhēn jiào hēi, yāo he zhè wèi r. |
| [10:18.265] | yǐ: nín xué yī xué. |
| [10:18.925] | jiǎ:" pāi le yī xià āi, zhè kuài yāo he, yāo he jiàn le jiù shì bù dǎ jià a." |
| [10:24.165] | yǐ: shì lóu. |
| [10:24.368] | jiǎ:" shuō zhè kuài dé guó qīng, zhè kuài zěn me nà me hēi, nín shuō zěn me nà me hēi?" |
| [10:33.423] | yǐ: hái shì wǒ zhī dào zěn me nà me hēi a? |
| [10:34.750] | jiǎ:" qì sǐ zhāng fēi, hái bù ràng lǐ kuí, qì sǐ le táng cháo de hēi jìng dé dei ya" |
| [10:41.976] | yǐ: bù cuò. |
| [10:43.499] | jiǎ:" zěn me nà me hēi, zài dōng shān sòng guò tàn, xī shān wā guò méi ya, yòu dāng guò liǎng tiān de méi pù de èr zhǎng guì de ba. hái zhēn zhèng shì dé guó qīng a, zhēn zhèng de dé guó rǎn ér, zhēn zhèng shì dé guó rén zhì zào zhè kuài bù ér de". |
| [10:56.426] | yǐ: shì lóu. |
| [10:58.158] | jiǎ:" wài hào' sān bù pà', shén me jiào' sān bù pà'" |
| [11:00.652] | yǐ: shuō yī shuō. |
| [11:00.856] | jiǎ:" tā bù pà xǐ, bù pà lín a, bù pà shài a." |
| [11:03.799] | yǐ: shì lóu. |
| [11:03.951] | jiǎ:" rèn píng zěn me xǐ chuī le yī xià, bù diào shǎi shai a". |
| [11:07.416] | yǐ: qīng de. |
| [11:07.619] | jiǎ: bái bù! |
| [11:07.772] | yǐ: bái bù wa? |
| [11:11.329] | jiǎ:" bái bù bù diào shǎi āi!" |
| [11:11.738] | yǐ: fèi huà āi! bái bù yǒu diào shǎi de ma? |
| [11:15.197] | jiǎ: běi jīng hái yǒu yí lù mài bù tóu de. |
| [11:16.467] | yǐ: nà zěn me yāo he? |
| [11:20.736] | jiǎ: yǒu ruǎn diào de yǒu yìng diào de. |
| [11:22.520] | yǐ: hái fēn ruǎn yìng diào? |
| [11:23.180] | jiǎ: yāo he nà nei kuài bái bù, yāo he dì huā qiào jí le. |
| [11:30.490] | yǐ: bái de, zěn me yāo he? |
| [11:30.998] | jiǎ:" zhè kuài yāo he, yāo he jiàn le jiù shì bù dǎ jià a." |
| [11:36.442] | yǐ: shì lóu. |
| [11:37.52] | jiǎ:" zhè kuài běn shǎi shai bái, qì sǐ tóu chǎng xuě, hái bù ràng èr chǎng shuāng, qì sǐ le tóu hào de yáng bái miàn a." |
| [11:44.895] | yǐ: shì lóu. |
| [11:46.64] | jiǎ:" yào mǎi dào nín lǎo jiā jiù zuò bèi lǐ ér qù ba, shì jīng xǐ yǒu jīng shài, hái jīng pù yǒu jīng gài. jīng lā yòu jīng zhuāi, shì jīng dēng yòu jīng chuài." |
| [11:55.630] | yǐ: zhè gàn ma ya? |
| [11:57.111] | jiǎ: shuí shuì jiào dōu bù lǎo shí. |
| [11:58.127] | yǐ: shuō de kě shì ne. |
| [11:59.295] | jiǎ: shì a, zhè shì ruǎn diào de. |
| [12:00.365] | yǐ: nà yào shì yìng diào de ne? |
| [12:01.330] | jiǎ: nà zhǒng yìng diào de, zhuān mén piàn rén. |
| [12:02.754] | yǐ: zhè yě piàn rén? |
| [12:05.348] | jiǎ: gǎn miào huì, jīn ér zài nà mǎi, míng ér zài nà mǎi. |
| [12:09.777] | yǐ: méi yǒu zhǔn dì diǎn. |
| [12:11.48] | jiǎ: éi, bù néng ràng rén jiā rèn chū lái shén me mú yàng, méng rén a. mài bù de bù dài chǐ. |
| [12:15.984] | yǐ: nà shǐ shén me liàng a? |
| [12:17.406] | jiǎ: tuǒ. |
| [12:18.574] | yǐ: tuǒ? |
| [12:20.152] | jiǎ: liǎ gē bó yī shēn. |
| [12:20.863] | yǐ: duō shǎo chǐ? |
| [12:22.748] | jiǎ: wǔ chǐ. |
| [12:23.712] | yǐ: zhè jiù suàn wǔ chǐ? |
| [12:23.966] | jiǎ: éi, bù guǎn gè gāo gè ǎi quán wǔ chǐ. nín yào gǎn shàng ge gāo de, nà nín zǒu diǎn yùn. |
| [12:27.268] | yǐ: nà xíng le. |
| [12:31.137] | jiǎ: xiǎo ǎi gè de nà nín suàn dǎo méi. |
| [12:32.507] | yǐ: chǐ cùn bù gòu a, dōu suàn wǔ chǐ. |
| [12:33.474] | jiǎ: tā nà bù a, méi hǎo de. mǎi lái bù a dé shàng jiāo, shàng jiāng. |
| [12:39.271] | yǐ: jiāng jiāng. |
| [12:41.405] | jiǎ: éi, nín kàn nà bù a tǐng cí shí, tǐng hòu shí a. nín mǎi ba, mǎi jiù shàng dàng. mǎi jiā qù zuò yī fú hái néng chuān jǐ tiān. |
| [12:48.73] | yǐ: ó. |
| [12:49.648] | jiǎ: nín xiǎng xià qù shuǐ, xǐ wán le zài zuò a. hú chuāng hù hé shì le. |
| [12:52.542] | yǐ: chéng lěng bù le? |
| [12:54.30] | jiǎ: shì a, jiāng xìng mǎn xǐ xià qù le. |
| [12:56.631] | yǐ: hǎo ma. |
| [12:57.38] | jiǎ: zhuān mén piàn rén. |
| [12:57.699] | yǐ: nà kě bú shì piàn rén ma? |
| [12:59.19] | jiǎ: yāo he dì huā qiào. |
| [13:00.796] | yǐ: ó, shì a. |
| [13:01.865] | jiǎ: bǐ rú shuō zhè kuài bù yào 3 kuài qián, 3 kuài qián méi rén mǎi a. |
| [13:05.472] | yǐ: zěn me? |
| [13:06.80] | jiǎ: lào jià. |
| [13:07.402] | yǐ: wǎng lǐ lào jià. |
| [13:08.884] | jiǎ: yī biān pāi shǒu, yī biān zhǐ duò jiǎo. luò jǐ máo tuī chū qù, ràng dà huǒ qiáo. |
| [13:11.980] | yǐ: shì lóu. |
| [13:13.251] | jiǎ: hái méi rén mǎi. |
| [13:13.504] | yǐ: hái zěn me yàng. |
| [13:15.433] | jiǎ: lā huí lái huán lào jià. |
| [13:16.600] | yǐ: hái lào jià? |
| [13:16.803] | jiǎ: zǒng méi rén mǎi zǒng lào jià, nà yāo he dì yī dà tào. |
| [13:20.413] | yǐ: ó |
| [13:20.564] | jiǎ: nín dé dàng gè huǒ jì. |
| [13:21.682] | yǐ: nín xué xiao yī xué xiao . |
| [13:25.288] | jiǎ: nín chēn zhe diǎn. |
| [13:27.370] | yǐ: lái lái lái |
| [13:27.778] | jiǎ: zán men xué xué. pāi le yī xià āi dà shēng dì. |
| [13:29.206] | yǐ: āi? |
| [13:31.541] | jiǎ: nà shén me, dài xiǎo hái de kě bào zhù le. |
| [13:33.675] | yǐ: shén me yì sī? |
| [13:35.502] | jiǎ: bù rán ràng wǒ gěi xià zhe le. |
| [13:38.406] | yǐ: hǎo ma, shēng ér tài dà. |
| [13:39.679] | jiǎ:" āi, zhè kuài yāo he jiàn le ba, |
| [13:43.436] | yǐ: shì lóu. |
| [13:43.643] | nǐ bú yào nà me yí kuài, què yòu lái zhè me yí kuài, |
| [13:45.728] | yǐ: zěn me yàng? zhè kuài nà kuài jiù dà bù xiāng tóng bù yí yàng ér de, |
| [13:48.376] | yǐ: bù cuò. gāng cái nà me yí kuài ér, nà gè jiào dé guó qīng, |
| [13:51.386] | yǐ: dé guó qīng. cái yào nà xiàn dà yáng yí kuài liù wa. |
| [13:53.721] | yǐ: shì lóu. yòu lái zhè me yí kuài, zhè kuài nà jiù jiào nà qíng yǔ de shāng biāo yīn dān shì lín bù ér de, |
| [13:59.587] | yǐ: bù cuò. zhè kuài shì lín bù yào mǎi dào nǐ lǎo jiā jiù nín zuò dà guà ér qù ba, |
| [14:04.366] | yǐ: shì lóu. chuān zài shēn shàng, zǒu zài jiē shàng, |
| [14:07.63] | yǐ: zěn me yàng? dà huǒ ér nà me yī qiáo, zhēn bù zhī dào nǐ lǎo shì nǎ hào de dà zhǎng guì de ba. |
| [14:11.179] | yǐ: shì lóu. zhè kuài bù tóu, |
| [14:12.759] | yǐ: zěn me yàng? nín yào zuò dà guà, yòu kuān yòu zhǎng, |
| [14:15.450] | yǐ: shì lóu. hái dé dà gāo gè, hái dé shì sān lǒu cū de gè dà pàng zi, zhè kuài shì lín bù, nǐ dào le dà bù diàn, shuō shì nǐ lǎo dōu dé diǎn zháo míng r bǎ tā yào wa. |
| [14:24.251] | yǐ: shì lóu. dào le běi jīng chéng, jiǎng jiū bā dà xiáng, dào le ruì fú xiáng ruì lín xiáng guǎng shèng xiáng yì hé xiáng xiáng yì hào, láng fáng tóu tiáo zuò běi cháo nán hái yǒu gè qiān xiáng yì ya |
| [14:32.153] | yǐ: shì lóu., dào le bā dà xiáng, nǐ yào mǎi yī chǐ, |
| [14:34.934] | yǐ: duō shǎo qián? jiù dé yī máo bā, méi yǒu yī máo bā nǐ jiù mǎi bù zháo nà zhè me xì fū zhè me kuān, zhè me mì shí zhè me hòu shí zhè me hǎo de. |
| [14:43.173] | yǐ: bù cuò. lái dào wǒ men zhè tān r, yī ge yàng ér de huò, yī ge yàng ér de jià ér, yī ge yàng ér de háng shì, shuí nà yě bù mǎi xiǎo bù tān r nà suì bù tou er líng bù kuài ér a! lái dào wǒ men zhè tān r, |
| [14:53.82] | yǐ: zěn me yàng? zhòng wèi yǒu gōng fū, pāi le yī xià tīng wǒ men tuǒ tuǒ chǐ cùn ràng ràng jià ba, yī tuǒ wǔ chǐ, |
| [14:58.130] | yǐ: wǔ chǐ. èr tuǒ yī zhàng |
| [14:59.42] | yǐ: yī zhàng zěn me lián wǒ yě yì qǐ mài a?, sān tuǒ yī zhàng wǔ, sì tuǒ liǎng zhàng, liǎng zhàng líng yī chǐ zhè gè dà chǐ liàng jiù suàn nǐ dǎ liǎng zhàng a. yào dào le dà bù diàn, mǎi le yī chǐ yī máo bā, shí chǐ yí kuài bā, èr bā yī shí liù jiù dé sān kuài liù wa. |
| [15:13.262] | yǐ: bù cuò. lái dào wǒ men zhè tān r, sān kuài liù bú yào, |
| [15:16.73] | yǐ: zěn me yàng? bǎ liù máo qù le tā, nǐ shì sān kuài dà yáng liǎng jiù liǎng bù zhǎo wa, |
| [15:19.446] | yǐ: sān kuài qián. sān kuài qián bú yào, |
| [15:20.58] | yǐ: zěn me yàng? bú yào bú yào jǐn, é wài de shēng zhī hái dé ràng ràng tā. |
| [15:22.813] | yǐ: ràng ràng? qù liǎng máo, ràng liǎng máo, nǐ gěi liǎng kuài liù qù yī máo, ràng yī máo nǐ gěi liǎng kuài sì, qù liǎng máo, ràng liǎng máo nǐ gěi liǎng kuài qián. |
| [15:33.43] | yǐ: liǎng kuài qián nín yào zài bú yào, |
| [15:34.57] | yǐ: hái zěn me yàng? bú yào bú yào jǐn, shě le nà gè běn de, wǒ shì něi gè yǒu jiào zhuàn. wǒ shì péi běn zhuàn yāo he, |
| [15:38.699] | yǐ: shì lóu. xiǎo tú dì zhī dào méi dǎ shǒu gōng qián, zhè bù liǎng kuài qián, |
| [15:42.39] | yǐ: hái zěn me yàng. jí le gā dēng, liǎng kuài dà yáng dǎ pò le tā. qù liǎng máo, ràng liǎng máo, nǐ gěi yí kuài liù |
| [15:47.784] | yǐ: yí kuài liù qù yī máo, ràng yī máo nǐ gěi yí kuài sì zài qù liǎng máo nǐ gěi yí kuài èr zài qù liǎng máo gān cuì yí kuài qián |
| [15:56.441] | yǐ: yí kuài qián zhè bù yí kuài qián, |
| [15:59.233] | yǐ: hái zěn me yàng? zài qù wǔ máo ràng wǔ máo" |
| [16:00.705] | yǐ: zhè bái ná qù le! |
| [16:01.725] | yǎn cí zhì zuò: guān yùn |
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