| [00:02.32] | 甲：做一个相声演员啊，可不容易。 |
| [00:05.67] | 乙：怎么？ |
| [00:07.18] | 甲：起码的条件儿，得会说话。 |
| [00:11.50] | 乙：这个条件倒很容易呀，谁不会说话呀？ |
| [00:15.48] | 甲：说话跟说话不同啊。 |
| [00:17.11] | 乙：怎么着？ |
| [00:18.52] | 甲：你看一般人说话：只要把内容表达出来，让对方领会了就行啦。 |
| [00:22.62] | 乙：哦，那么说相声的呢？ |
| [00:25.28] | 甲：相声它是艺术形式啊，就得用艺术语言。 |
| [00:28.03] | 乙：噢。 |
| [00:29.70] | 甲：它这个艺术语言跟一般人说话有很大的不同。 |
| [00:33.66] | 乙：是啊？ |
| [00:35.33] | 甲：相声的语言哪，它必须得精炼。 |
| [00:38.75] | 乙：哎。 |
| [00:39.78] | 甲：您看我们表演，说的是北京话。 |
| [00:41.55] | 乙：是啊。 |
| [00:42.39] | 甲：我们说的北京话不是一般北京话， |
| [00:45.59] | 是精炼的北京话，是经过了提炼，经过了艺术加工。 |
| [00:52.30] | 乙：相声台词儿啊，就是语言精炼。 |
| [00:55.79] | 甲：哎，相声语言的特点呢，就是短小精干而逻辑性强。 |
| [01:01.91] | 乙：对。 |
| [01:04.71] | 甲：您看我们说的北京话，外埠观众他也听得懂。 |
| [01:08.54] | 乙：噢。 |
| [01:09.28] | 甲：这怎么回事？经过了艺术加工了。 |
| [01:11.86] | 乙：哦。 |
| [01:13.01] | 甲：不像一般北京人说话那么啰唆， |
| [01:16.51] | 什么名词、副词、代词、动词、语气词、感叹词用得那么多， |
| [01:21.58] | 啰里啰唆一大堆。 |
| [01:24.18] | 乙：那么您给举个例子，要用这啰唆的北京话怎么说？ |
| [01:29.57] | 甲：啰唆北京话？ |
| [01:31.40] | 那比如说吧，哥儿俩，住一个院里， |
| [01:34.36] | 一个在东房住，一个在西房住。 |
| [01:36.54] | 夜间都睡觉啦，忽然间那屋房门一响，这屋发觉啦， |
| [01:40.03] | 两个人一问一答，本来这点儿事几个字就能解决， |
| [01:45.23] | 要用老北京话能说得啰里啰唆一大堆。 |
| [01:49.79] | 乙：怎么说？ |
| [01:53.03] | 甲：比方说夜间了，都睡觉了，忽然间那屋屋门一响， |
| [01:57.41] | 这屋发觉了，“哟嗬！” |
| [02:01.14] | 乙：“哟嗬”？ |
| [02:01.83] | 甲：啊！先来个感叹词。 |
| [02:03.55] | 乙：你瞧瞧这个。 |
| [02:06.64] | 甲：“哟嗬？那屋‘咣当’一下子门响， |
| [02:10.69] | 黑更半夜，这是谁出来啦？ |
| [02:12.32] | 一声不言语呀，怪吓人的。” |
| [02:14.48] | 乙：嗬！这一大套啊。 |
| [02:16.76] | 甲：这回答也这么啰唆啦！ |
| [02:19.43] | “啊，是我，您哪，哥哥，您还没歇着哪？ |
| [02:21.84] | 我出来撒泡尿。没有外人，您歇着您的吧，甭害怕，您哪。” |
| [02:26.96] | 乙：这位比他还啰唆。 |
| [02:29.20] | 甲：这位还关照他呢。 |
| [02:30.45] | 乙：还要说什么？ |
| [02:31.82] | 甲：“黑更半夜的穿点儿衣裳， |
| [02:34.15] | 要不然就冻着可不是闹着玩的， |
| [02:36.11] | 明儿一发烧就得感冒喽。” |
| [02:37.49] | 乙：嗬！ |
| [02:38.97] | 甲：这说：“不要紧的，哥哥，我这儿披着衣裳哪， |
| [02:41.57] | 撒完尿我赶紧就回去， |
| [02:43.67] | 您歇着您的吧，有什么话咱们明儿见吧您。” |
| [02:47.89] | 乙：这够多少字啦？ |
| [02:49.77] | 甲：三百多字。要用精炼的北京话， |
| [02:55.51] | 说这点儿事情，分成四句话，用十六个字就解决问题。 |
| [03:00.90] | 乙：一句话用四个字？ |
| [03:02.48] | 甲：哎。 |
| [03:04.41] | 乙：怎么说呢？ |
| [03:06.18] | 甲：那儿屋门一响，这儿发觉啦，一问：“这是谁呀？” |
| [03:11.03] | 乙：四个字。 |
| [03:11.85] | 甲：回答也四个：“是我您哪。”“你干吗去？”“我撒泡尿。” |
| [03:17.49] | 乙：哎！这个省事多啦。 |
| [03:21.09] | 甲：您听这个省事啊？还有比这省事的呢。 |
| [03:22.89] | 乙：哪儿的话？ |
| [03:23.89] | 甲：山东话。山东人要说这点儿事情， |
| [03:28.30] | 同是四句话，用十二个字就行啦。 |
| [03:32.27] | 乙：十二个字……噢！三个字一句啦？ |
| [03:34.58] | 甲：哎。 |
| [03:35.61] | 乙：怎么说呢？ |
| [03:36.48] | 甲：山东话啊。那儿屋门一响，这儿发觉一问： |
| [03:40.31] | “这是谁？”（学山东话） |
| [03:42.31] | 乙：嗯，三个字。 |
| [03:43.61] | 甲：回答也三个字：“这是我。”“上哪去？”“上便所。” |
| [03:57.08] | 乙：嘿，这个更省事啦。 |
| [03:58.39] | 甲：不，还有比这省事的。 |
| [03:59.86] | 乙：哪儿的话？ |
| [04:01.94] | 甲：上海话。 |
| [04:03.29] | 乙：上海？ |
| [04:04.04] | 甲：上海人说话呀，八个字就够了。 |
| [04:06.87] | 乙：噢，两个字一句。 |
| [04:08.23] | 甲：哎。 |
| [04:09.40] | 乙：那怎么说呀？ |
| [04:10.35] | 甲：那儿屋门一响，这儿发觉一问： |
| [04:12.11] | （学上海话）“啥人？”“我呀。”“啥去？”“撒尿。” |
| [04:17.81] | 乙：嘿！这有点儿意思，省事多喽。 |
| [04:25.88] | 甲：没有，还有比这省事的哪。 |
| [04:28.62] | 乙：还有比这省事的？哪儿的话？ |
| [04:31.46] | 甲：河南话。 |
| [04:32.44] | 乙：河南？ |
| [04:33.12] | 甲：哎，河南人说话，说这点事情，四个字就解决。 |
| [04:37.20] | 乙：一个字一句？ |
| [04:39.17] | 甲：哎， |
| [04:39.98] | 乙：那怎么说？ |
| [04:41.15] | 甲：那儿屋门一响，这儿发觉一问： |
| [04:43.02] | （学河南话）“谁？”“我。”“咋？”“溺！” |
| [04:47.61] | 乙：嗐！您说的是各地的方言。 |
| [04:52.25] | 甲：哎，各地有各地的方言，各地有各地的艺术。 |
| [04:55.67] | 乙：是啊。 |
| [04:57.19] | 甲：说相声就用北京话。 |
| [04:58.85] | 乙：那是啊，相声是北京的土产嘛。 |
| [05:02.57] | 甲：对，可是不归土产公司那边儿卖。 |
| [05:07.37] | 乙：地方剧的一种。 |
| [05:08.75] | 甲：是嘛。北京的地方戏曲：相声、单弦、京戏。 |
| [05:14.29] | 乙：京戏，就带着地名儿哪嘛。 |
| [05:17.63] | 甲：是嘛，京戏。它不管剧中人是什么地方人， |
| [05:21.04] | 他唱出来也是按照北京音，北京味儿。 |
| [05:25.97] | 乙：是！ |
| [05:27.10] | 甲：比如说京剧唱《空城计》。 |
| [05:28.16] | 乙：主角儿是诸葛亮。 |
| [05:29.02] | 甲：诸葛亮念白是这味儿， |
| [05:30.94] | “把你这大胆的马谡哇！ |
| [05:33.89] | 临行之时，山人怎样嘱咐与你， |
| [05:36.31] | 叫你靠山近水，安营扎寨， |
| [05:38.46] | 怎么不听山人之言，偏偏在这山上扎营， |
| [05:42.30] | 只恐街亭难保！” |
| [05:46.10] | 乙：嗯！是北京味儿。 |
| [05:48.27] | 甲：原来诸葛亮不是北京人。 |
| [05:50.50] | 乙：诸葛亮是山东人呢。 |
| [05:52.01] | 甲：山东人说话什么味儿？ |
| [05:53.19] | 乙：什么味儿？ |
| [05:54.35] | 甲：山东人说话都这味儿： |
| [05:56.24] | （学山东话）“喂，我说三哥，你上哪儿去啦？” |
| [05:59.30] | “哎，我上北边儿。” |
| [06:00.49] | “上北边儿干什么去啦？” |
| [06:01.29] | “上北边那个地场找个人。你没事吗？咱一道去要吧。” |
| [06:06.83] | 乙：这就是山东话呀。 |
| [06:08.34] | 甲：可京戏里的诸葛亮，一点儿这味儿也没有。 |
| [06:11.43] | 乙：那是怎么回事啊？ |
| [06:12.86] | 甲：有这味就不好听啦！ |
| [06:14.70] | 诸葛亮坐大帐，拿起令箭一派将，山东味儿的， |
| [06:20.19] | （学山东话）“哎，我说马谡哪去啦？ |
| [06:24.00] | 马谡上哪个地方去啦？ |
| [06:26.82] | 哎，马谡听令。” |
| [06:28.84] | 马谡过来，“啊，是！” |
| [06:31.11] | 乙：也这味儿。 |
| [06:32.42] | 甲：“叫你去镇守街亭，你可敢去呀？” |
| [06:35.96] | “丞相你说什么？不是镇守街亭吗？ |
| [06:38.63] | 小意思，没大关系，告诉你说吧，交给我你就Ｘ（左贝右青）好吧！” |
| [06:46.70] | “哎，马谡我告诉你说，那个街亭虽小，关系重大！ |
| [06:50.83] | 街亭要是一丢，咱们大家全都玩完啦！” |
| [06:56.76] | 乙：这像话吗？ |
| [06:57.98] | 甲：是嘛，要这味儿就不行了嘛！ |
| [07:00.34] | 乙：要这么唱就不叫京戏啦。 |
| [07:02.35] | 甲：哎，京戏不管剧中人是山东的，山西的都不管。 |
| [07:06.59] | 乙：剧中人也有山西人哪。 |
| [07:09.37] | 甲：有啊，关云长。 |
| [07:10.67] | 乙：是啊。 |
| [07:12.19] | 甲：你比如京戏唱这个《古城会》。 |
| [07:14.27] | 乙：啊，关公戏。 |
| [07:15.84] | 甲：关公唱这个“吹腔”，唱起来是这个味儿。 |
| [07:18.71] | 乙：怎么唱啊？ |
| [07:20.23] | 甲：（学唱）“叫马童，你与爷忙把路引， |
| [07:30.93] | 大摇大摆走进了古城。” |
| [07:46.66] | 乙：京字京韵。 |
| [07:47.84] | 甲：一点儿山西味儿也没有啦。 |
| [07:49.25] | 乙：对。 |
| [07:50.28] | 甲：叫板也是这样， |
| [07:54.91] | “马童，抬、刀、备、马！” |
| [07:59.87] | 乙：有劲。 |
| [08:00.91] | 甲：可是山西人说话没这么硬。 |
| [08:02.65] | 乙：山西人说话什么味儿啊？ |
| [08:05.43] | 甲：说出来那么温柔、缓和、那么好听， |
| [08:09.11] | 山西人说话都这味儿， |
| [08:10.57] | （学晋中话）“老王，你上哪儿啦？近些来生意很好吧，没有事到我们家去吃饭吧！” |
| [08:16.43] | 乙：哎，这个语言呢，非常的柔和。 |
| [08:22.54] | 甲：哎，京戏里头关云长要这味儿，可就没劲儿啦。 |
| [08:25.56] | 乙：那是啊。 |
| [08:26.29] | 甲：一叫板，（学晋中话） |
| [08:29.75] | “马童，抬刀带马，咱们一块儿出去吃饭吧。” |
| [08:35.45] | 乙：嗐！也没有这么唱的呀。 |
| [08:36.99] | 甲：是吧？ |
| [08:37.56] | 乙：啊。 |
| [08:38.97] | 甲：各地的地方戏呀， |
| [08:41.72] | 都是按照当地的方言去发展。 |
| [08:43.73] | 乙：是。 |
| [08:44.98] | 甲：北方的这些地方戏呀， |
| [08:48.02] | 我们北方人都听得懂。 |
| [08:50.19] | 南方人有时候听着差一点儿。 |
| [08:51.80] | 乙：是啊？ |
| [08:52.53] | 甲：它是语言关系。 |
| [08:53.24] | 乙：对呀。 |
| [08:54.18] | 甲：到南方啊，有很多剧种， |
| [08:56.75] | 我们北方人听不懂。 |
| [08:57.03] | 乙：是吗？ |
| [08:58.16] | 甲：到上海，有沪剧呀。 |
| [09:00.94] | 乙：上海本滩的。 |
| [09:02.19] | 甲：哎，沪剧！ |
| [09:03.84] | 你要不懂上海话， |
| [09:05.09] | 你就不知道他那儿说的什么话。 |
| [09:06.96] | 乙：是吗？这沪剧您会唱吗？ |
| [09:09.53] | 甲：会唱啊。 |
| [09:10.39] | 乙：您可以唱几句。 |
| [09:11.48] | 甲：这儿唱两句？ |
| [09:13.24] | 这儿唱两句有人听得懂吗？ |
| [09:16.02] | 乙：您唱两句。 |
| [09:17.26] | 甲：南方人听得懂。 |
| [09:18.14] | 乙：对。 |
| [09:18.63] | 甲：北方人听不懂。 |
| [09:19.41] | 乙：您唱。 |
| [09:20.20] | 甲：唱出来这味儿：（学唱）“我与你是两……” |
| [09:28.03] | 这什么词儿这是？ |
| [09:28.94] | 乙：我不知道。 |
| [09:30.67] | 甲：你不懂上海话。 |
| [09:31.67] | 乙：对，这听不懂。 |
| [09:33.61] | 甲：我去过上海，刚一到那儿的时候，我也不懂。 |
| [09:37.24] | 乙：是啊。 |
| [09:38.00] | 甲：不知道他唱的是什么， |
| [09:41.34] | 慢慢学，就行啦。 |
| [09:44.35] | 你要是不学上海话，在上海呆着，那可别扭啦。 |
| [09:47.14] | 乙：是啊 |
| [09:48.03] | 甲：说话就闹误会，人家说是这么一个意思， |
| [09:51.07] | 你体会呢，另外一个意思。 |
| [09:53.27] | 我刚到上海那儿，我到理发馆去刮刮脸，洗洗头吧。 |
| [09:56.89] | 乙：啊 |
| [09:57.50] | 甲：它名词不一样啊。 |
| [09:58.47] | 乙：刮脸？ |
| [10:00.11] | 甲：刮脸，他们叫“修面”。 |
| [10:02.14] | 乙：修面。 |
| [10:02.81] | 甲：哎，到上海我修面。 |
| [10:05.44] | 乙：修面？ |
| [10:06.54] | 甲：就是刮脸。 |
| [10:09.40] | 乙：洗头呢？ |
| [10:10.92] | 甲：洗头啊？那你一听就得害怕！ |
| [10:11.83] | 乙：怎么？ |
| [10:12.45] | 甲：他们叫“汰头”。 |
| [10:14.20] | 乙：打头？ |
| [10:15.10] | 甲：洗什么东西都叫“汰”。 |
| [09:55.28] | 咱们说“洗一洗”，他们说“汰一汰”。 |
| [10:19.73] | 乙：洗什么就叫“汰”。 |
| [10:20.97] | 甲：哎。 |
| [10:21.83] | 乙：咱们洗洗手绢儿。 |
| [10:23.17] | 甲：叫“汰汰绢头”。（学上海话） |
| [10:24.89] | 乙：什么？ |
| [10:25.40] | 甲：“汰汰绢头”。 |
| [10:26.65] | 乙：噢，汰汰绢头。洗洗大褂？ |
| [10:29.92] | 甲：叫“汰汰长衫”。（学上海话） |
| [10:32.26] | 乙：汰汰长衫。 |
| [10:33.25] | 甲：哎，长衫。我刚一到上海的时候， |
| [10:36.33] | 我想我得刮刮脸呢， |
| [10:38.31] | 我就到理发馆去啦。 |
| [10:39.95] | 我说：“掌柜的，你给我拾掇拾掇这个。”（指头） |
| [10:44.04] | 乙：你干吗还比划着说呀？ |
| [10:45.74] | 甲：我怕他听不懂啊。 |
| [10:47.61] | 乙：人家怎么样？ |
| [10:48.41] | 甲：乐我啦。（学上海话） |
| [10:50.82] | “好格，侬坐屋来呀。” |
| [10:51.99] | 我说，“什么？” |
| [10:53.10] | “让侬坐屋来。”我坐屋里？ |
| [10:56.82] | 我说，“我没在街上啊？是在屋里哪。” |
| [11:00.18] | 他说，“付是，要侬坐屋来。” |
| [11:02.18] | 乙：怎么句话呀？ |
| [11:03.11] | 甲：喔，是让我坐下。坐下怎么叫“屋里”呀？ |
| [11:07.89] | 乙：言语不同嘛。 |
| [11:08.70] | 甲：哎。给我刮脸。刮完脸呢， |
| [11:11.46] | 把椅子推起来，我在前边这儿坐着。 |
| [11:15.01] | 乙：是啊。 |
| [11:15.66] | 甲：他在后边儿站着啊，他指着我脑袋问我。 |
| [11:18.54] | 乙：问什么？ |
| [11:19.30] | 甲：（学上海话）“喏！侬汰一汰好不哦？” |
| [11:23.50] | 乙：要打你。 |
| [11:25.02] | 甲：我一想解放以后不准打人啦！ |
| [11:28.59] | 在这儿刮刮脸还得打我一顿哪？ |
| [11:31.98] | 乙：你可以问一问他呀。 |
| [11:33.38] | 甲：是啊，我很不高兴地问他了， |
| [11:35.98] | “你是就打我一个呀？还是来的几位全打呀？” |
| [11:42.10] | 乙：他说什么？ |
| [11:42.91] | 甲：他说啦，“一样了，统统汰了。” |
| [11:46.65] | 乙：统统打？ |
| [11:48.60] | 甲：我一想统统全打呀？ |
| [11:50.58] | 乙：您怎么样？ |
| [11:51.55] | 甲：咱也别给破坏这规矩呀。 |
| [11:53.96] | “哎……那就打吧！” |
| [11:59.26] | 一会儿给我洗头、吹风，临完拿镜子一照，告诉我，“好啦！” |
| [12:03.49] | 乙：好啦？ |
| [12:04.51] | 甲：我说：“好了您怎么不打我呀？” |
| [12:06.88] | 乙：他说什么？ |
| [12:07.63] | 甲：（学上海话）“汰过啦！” |
| [12:08.64] | 乙：打过啦？ |
| [12:09.45] | 甲：“打过啦，我怎么一点儿不疼啊？” |
| [12:11.32] | 乙：嗐。 |
| [12:12.35] | 甲：你说闹多大笑话。 |
| [12:13.66] | 乙：说的是啊。 |
| [12:15.62] | 甲：他不懂话嘛。 |
| [12:16.62] | 乙：对，这就要吃亏。 |
| [12:17.99] | 甲：慢慢学就行啦。 |
| [12:20.32] | 你要不懂南方话，越剧多好啊，你听不懂啊。 |
| [12:23.98] | 乙：越剧是绍兴戏。 |
| [12:25.90] | 甲：绍兴戏呀，那唱出来那调子多好听啊。 |
| [12:28.79] | 乙：是啊。 |
| [12:29.83] | 甲：哎，可是非得懂话。唱出那味儿可好听。 |
| [12:32.72] | 乙：越剧？ |
| [12:33.24] | 甲：越剧呀！唱出这味儿。 |
| [12:34.50] | 乙：你唱两句。 |
| [12:35.51] | 甲：（学越剧）“天花传播快如飞， |
| [12:43.31] | 传到东来传到西， |
| [12:52.00] | 空气之中能散布， |
| [12:59.12] | 一经染病便难医。” |
| [13:11.12] | 乙：哎，好听！ |
| [13:17.41] | 甲：它南方的艺术就得用南方话。 |
| [13:19.83] | 乙：对喽。 |
| [13:21.15] | 甲：还有一种弹词。 |
| [13:23.02] | 乙：弹词是苏州的地方剧呀。 |
| [13:25.18] | 甲：非得用苏州话才好听。 |
| [13:27.61] | 乙：是啊。弹词你也会吗？ |
| [13:30.68] | 甲：会唱。 |
| [13:31.33] | 乙：那你唱两句儿。 |
| [13:32.95] | 甲：我这儿唱？有人懂吗？ |
| [13:36.09] | 乙：也许有人懂啊。 |
| [13:37.16] | 甲：北方人多。这样，先把词儿介绍一下。 |
| [13:40.18] | 乙：对，把词儿介绍介绍。 |
| [13:42.69] | 甲：我唱这个故事大家都知道。 |
| [13:44.61] | 乙：啊，什么故事？ |
| [13:45.56] | 甲：《林冲发配》。 |
| [13:47.00] | 乙：野猪林？ |
| [13:47.74] | 甲：哎。回头我一唱这字可就变了，大家听不出来啦。 |
| [13:52.87] | 懂南方话的能听出来；北方人就听不懂了。 |
| [13:56.90] | 我先用北方话把这个词儿介绍一下。 |
| [13:59.59] | 大家注意听啊，要记住啊。 |
| [14:02.30] | 啊，最好能记录的尽量记录，那么听完以后咱们就分组讨论啦！ |
| [14:07.87] | 乙：嗐！这不是听报告哪？ |
| [14:11.41] | 甲：啊？ |
| [14:12.12] | 乙：这有什么讨论的呀？ |
| [14:13.39] | 甲：没必要讨论？ |
| [14:14.90] | 乙：没有必要讨论。 |
| [14:16.30] | 甲：那好吧，那听完了就自由活动吧。 |
| [14:18.47] | 乙：嗐。您把这词儿介绍出去。 |
| [14:25.03] | 甲：《林冲发配》。 |
| [14:26.50] | 乙：哎。 |
| [14:26.94] | 甲：林冲刚一出东京，第一句词儿， |
| [14:30.24] | 乙：什么词儿？ |
| [14:31.30] | 甲：“无端受屈配沧城， |
| [14:34.35] | 好一似虎落平阳鸟失群。 |
| [14:38.41] | 一别东京何日返？ |
| [14:40.62] | 我此仇不报枉为人。” |
| [14:42.81] | 乙：这么四句。 |
| [14:43.77] | 甲：哎，唱出来是这样。（学唱评弹） |
| [14:49.22] | “无端受屈配沧城， |
| [14:55.29] | 好一似虎落平阳鸟失群， |
| [15:04.69] | 一别东京何日返？ |
| [15:14.13] | 我此仇不报枉为人。” |
| [15:29.06] | 哎？鼓掌的人不多呀？鼓掌的人都是南方人！北方人还是没听懂。 |
| [15:37.02] | 乙：哎。 |
| [15:38.74] | 甲：南方人听着好。 |
| [15:40.39] | 哪一点不对，请南方朋友提提意见，哪点儿不对您尽管说。 |
| [15:47.36] | 啊，是腔调是韵调？哪点儿不对您告诉我， |
| [15:50.43] | 乙：别客气！ |
| [15:51.54] | 甲：哪位要说我唱的不对！ |
| [15:52.75] | 乙：怎么样？ |
| [15:53.51] | 甲：那……你来唱。 |
| [15:54.42] | 乙：啊？ |
| [15:57.69] | 甲：管保比我唱的好。 |
| [15:58.75] | 乙：是喽！就咱们唱。 |
| [16:00.67] | 甲：啊，我们唱啊，很困难。我们是北京人呢， |
| [16:04.51] | 乙：是啊。 |
| [16:05.16] | 甲：学的是苏州话呀，难啦。我们这个嘴呀，很吃力的。 |
| [16:09.87] | 乙：喔，用劲。 |
| [16:10.96] | 甲：哎，还学着不完全像，吃力呀。 |
| [16:14.09] | 乙：是啊。 |
| [16:14.77] | 甲：您比如说这句词儿吧， |
| [16:15.67] | 乙：哪句呀！ |
| [16:16.42] | 甲：“可恨高俅用毒谋”。 |
| [16:19.50] | 你要用北京话说，我们嘴上一点儿也不吃力—— |
| [16:22.60] | “可恨高俅用毒谋”； |
| [16:25.23] | 要唱这弹词用苏州字，我们嘴上就吃力了 |
| [16:29.45] | 唱出来得这个样。 |
| [16:30.40] | 乙：怎么唱？ |
| [16:31.56] | 甲：（学唱）“可恨高桔（俅）”。 |
| [16:35.75] | 乙：不是“俅”吗？ |
| [16:36.81] | 甲：“不是，桔！” |
| [16:38.95] | （学唱）“用毒谬（谋）”。 |
| [16:43.72] | 乙：谋啊！ |
| [16:44.57] | 甲：“谬”！“害得我，披枷戴锁配沧揪（州）” |
| [16:59.92] | 乙：州啊！ |
| [17:00.83] | 甲：是“揪”。 |
| [17:02.44] | 乙：嗬。 |
| [17:04.63] | 甲：非得这样它才像那个字。 |
| [17:06.49] | 乙：是啊？ |
| [17:07.39] | 甲：北方人学南方的就这么费劲。 |
| [17:10.21] | 可是南方人你让他学京戏呀，也很费劲。 |
| [17:14.60] | 乙：费劲？ |
| [17:15.40] | 甲：上海人唱京戏？他也不好听。 |
| [17:16.98] | 乙：我听着也有唱的不错的呀。 |
| [17:20.05] | 甲：上海的名演员，名票？ |
| [17:21.78] | 乙：啊。 |
| [17:22.30] | 甲：那功夫大啦。 |
| [17:22.95] | 乙：噢。 |
| [17:23.73] | 甲：他得学北京话。按照北京音唱京戏，他才好听。 |
| [17:28.54] | 要用上海话唱京戏那绝对不好听。 |
| [17:31.10] | 乙：上海话好听啊？ |
| [17:33.56] | 甲：上海话？有的人讲话好听。 |
| [17:36.12] | 妇女讲话好听。 |
| [17:37.40] | 有时候你走街上，看见两个上海妇女， |
| [17:40.79] | 人家在那儿说话，你在旁边听着，对话也是很美。 |
| [17:43.57] | 乙：是吗？ |
| [17:44.36] | 甲：不但是发音美，你在旁边看着， |
| [17:45.86] | 连她那个表情显得那么活泼。 |
| [17:47.56] | 乙：喔？您来来。 |
| [17:49.57] | 甲：两个人碰到啦， |
| [17:50.76] | （用上海话）“你到啥地方去啦？” |
| [17:53.29] | “大马路白巷白巷！” |
| [17:55.19] | “依到我此地来吃饭好啦！” |
| [17:56.65] | “我勿去格！” |
| [00:02.32] | jia: zuo yi ge xiang sheng yan yuan a, ke bu rong yi. |
| [00:05.67] | yi: zen me? |
| [00:07.18] | jia: qi ma de tiao jian er, de hui shuo hua. |
| [00:11.50] | yi: zhe ge tiao jian dao hen rong yi ya, shui bu hui shuo hua ya? |
| [00:15.48] | jia: shuo hua gen shuo hua bu tong a. |
| [00:17.11] | yi: zen me zhao? |
| [00:18.52] | jia: ni kan yi ban ren shuo hua: zhi yao ba nei rong biao da chu lai, rang dui fang ling hui le jiu xing la. |
| [00:22.62] | yi: o, na me shuo xiang sheng de ne? |
| [00:25.28] | jia: xiang sheng ta shi yi shu xing shi a, jiu de yong yi shu yu yan. |
| [00:28.03] | yi: o. |
| [00:29.70] | jia: ta zhe ge yi shu yu yan gen yi ban ren shuo hua you hen da de bu tong. |
| [00:33.66] | yi: shi a? |
| [00:35.33] | jia: xiang sheng de yu yan na, ta bi xu de jing lian. |
| [00:38.75] | yi: ai. |
| [00:39.78] | jia: nin kan wo men biao yan, shuo de shi bei jing hua. |
| [00:41.55] | yi: shi a. |
| [00:42.39] | jia: wo men shuo de bei jing hua bu shi yi ban bei jing hua, |
| [00:45.59] | shi jing lian de bei jing hua, shi jing guo le ti lian, jing guo le yi shu jia gong. |
| [00:52.30] | yi: xiang sheng tai ci er a, jiu shi yu yan jing lian. |
| [00:55.79] | jia: ai, xiang sheng yu yan de te dian ne, jiu shi duan xiao jing gan er luo ji xing qiang. |
| [01:01.91] | yi: dui. |
| [01:04.71] | jia: nin kan wo men shuo de bei jing hua, wai bu guan zhong ta ye ting de dong. |
| [01:08.54] | yi: o. |
| [01:09.28] | jia: zhe zen me hui shi? jing guo le yi shu jia gong le. |
| [01:11.86] | yi: o. |
| [01:13.01] | jia: bu xiang yi ban bei jing ren shuo hua na me luo suo, |
| [01:16.51] | shen me ming ci fu ci dai ci dong ci yu qi ci gan tan ci yong de na me duo, |
| [01:21.58] | luo li luo suo yi da dui. |
| [01:24.18] | yi: na me nin gei ju ge li zi, yao yong zhe luo suo de bei jing hua zen me shuo? |
| [01:29.57] | jia: luo suo bei jing hua? |
| [01:31.40] | na bi ru shuo ba, ge er lia, zhu yi ge yuan li, |
| [01:34.36] | yi ge zai dong fang zhu, yi ge zai xi fang zhu. |
| [01:36.54] | ye jian dou shui jiao la, hu ran jian na wu fang men yi xiang, zhe wu fa jue la, |
| [01:40.03] | liang ge ren yi wen yi da, ben lai zhe dian er shi ji ge zi jiu neng jie jue, |
| [01:45.23] | yao yong lao bei jing hua neng shuo de luo li luo suo yi da dui. |
| [01:49.79] | yi: zen me shuo? |
| [01:53.03] | jia: bi fang shuo ye jian le, dou shui jiao le, hu ran jian na wu wu men yi xiang, |
| [01:57.41] | zhe wu fa jue le," yo he!" |
| [02:01.14] | yi:" yo he"? |
| [02:01.83] | jia: a! xian lai ge gan tan ci. |
| [02:03.55] | yi: ni qiao qiao zhe ge. |
| [02:06.64] | jia:" yo he? na wu' guang dang' yi xia zi men xiang, |
| [02:10.69] | hei geng ban ye, zhe shi shui chu lai la? |
| [02:12.32] | yi sheng bu yan yu ya, guai xia ren de." |
| [02:14.48] | yi: he! zhe yi da tao a. |
| [02:16.76] | jia: zhe hui da ye zhe me luo suo la! |
| [02:19.43] | " a, shi wo, nin na, ge ge, nin hai mei xie zhe na? |
| [02:21.84] | wo chu lai sa pao niao. mei you wai ren, nin xie zhe nin de ba, beng hai pa, nin na." |
| [02:26.96] | yi: zhe wei bi ta hai luo suo. |
| [02:29.20] | jia: zhe wei hai guan zhao ta ne. |
| [02:30.45] | yi: hai yao shuo shi mo? |
| [02:31.82] | jia:" hei geng ban ye de chuan dian er yi shang, |
| [02:34.15] | yao bu ran jiu dong zhe ke bu shi nao zhe wan de, |
| [02:36.11] | ming er yi fa shao jiu de gan mao lou." |
| [02:37.49] | yi: he! |
| [02:38.97] | jia: zhe shuo:" bu yao jin de, ge ge, wo zhe er pi zhuo yi shang na, |
| [02:41.57] | sa wan niao wo gan jin jiu hui qu, |
| [02:43.67] | nin xie zhe nin de ba, you shen me hua zan men ming er jian ba nin." |
| [02:47.89] | yi: zhe gou duo shao zi la? |
| [02:49.77] | jia: san bai duo zi. yao yong jing lian de bei jing hua, |
| [02:55.51] | shuo zhe dian er shi qing, fen cheng si ju hua, yong shi liu ge zi jiu jie jue wen ti. |
| [03:00.90] | yi: yi ju hua yong si ge zi? |
| [03:02.48] | jia: ai. |
| [03:04.41] | yi: zen me shuo ne? |
| [03:06.18] | jia: na er wu men yi xiang, zhe er fa jue la, yi wen:" zhe shi shui ya?" |
| [03:11.03] | yi: si ge zi. |
| [03:11.85] | jia: hui da ye si ge:" shi wo nin na."" ni gan ma qu?"" wo sa pao niao." |
| [03:17.49] | yi: ai! zhe ge sheng shi duo la. |
| [03:21.09] | jia: nin ting zhe ge sheng shi a? hai you bi zhe sheng shi de ne. |
| [03:22.89] | yi: na r de hua? |
| [03:23.89] | jia: shan dong hua. shan dong ren yao shuo zhe dian er shi qing, |
| [03:28.30] | tong shi si ju hua, yong shi er ge zi jiu xing la. |
| [03:32.27] | yi: shi er ge zi o! san ge zi yi ju la? |
| [03:34.58] | jia: ai. |
| [03:35.61] | yi: zen me shuo ne? |
| [03:36.48] | jia: shan dong hua a. na er wu men yi xiang, zhe er fa jue yi wen: |
| [03:40.31] | " zhe shi shui?" xue shan dong hua |
| [03:42.31] | yi: , san ge zi. |
| [03:43.61] | jia: hui da ye san ge zi:" zhe shi wo."" shang na qu?"" shang bian suo." |
| [03:57.08] | yi: hei, zhe ge geng sheng shi la. |
| [03:58.39] | jia: bu, hai you bi zhe sheng shi de. |
| [03:59.86] | yi: na r de hua? |
| [04:01.94] | jia: shang hai hua. |
| [04:03.29] | yi: shang hai? |
| [04:04.04] | jia: shang hai ren shuo hua ya, ba ge zi jiu gou le. |
| [04:06.87] | yi: o, liang ge zi yi ju. |
| [04:08.23] | jia: ai. |
| [04:09.40] | yi: na zen me shuo ya? |
| [04:10.35] | jia: na er wu men yi xiang, zhe er fa jue yi wen: |
| [04:12.11] | xue shang hai hua" sha ren?"" wo ya."" sha qu?"" sa niao." |
| [04:17.81] | yi: hei! zhe you dian er yi si, sheng shi duo lou. |
| [04:25.88] | jia: mei you, hai you bi zhe sheng shi de na. |
| [04:28.62] | yi: hai you bi zhe sheng shi de? na r de hua? |
| [04:31.46] | jia: he nan hua. |
| [04:32.44] | yi: he nan? |
| [04:33.12] | jia: ai, he nan ren shuo hua, shuo zhe dian shi qing, si ge zi jiu jie jue. |
| [04:37.20] | yi: yi ge zi yi ju? |
| [04:39.17] | jia: ai, |
| [04:39.98] | yi: na zen me shuo? |
| [04:41.15] | jia: na er wu men yi xiang, zhe er fa jue yi wen: |
| [04:43.02] | xue he nan hua" shui?"" wo."" za?"" ni!" |
| [04:47.61] | yi: hai! nin shuo de shi ge di de fang yan. |
| [04:52.25] | jia: ai, ge di you ge di de fang yan, ge di you ge di de yi shu. |
| [04:55.67] | yi: shi a. |
| [04:57.19] | jia: shuo xiang sheng jiu yong bei jing hua. |
| [04:58.85] | yi: na shi a, xiang sheng shi bei jing de tu chan ma. |
| [05:02.57] | jia: dui, ke shi bu gui tu chan gong si na bian er mai. |
| [05:07.37] | yi: di fang ju de yi zhong. |
| [05:08.75] | jia: shi ma. bei jing de di fang xi qu: xiang sheng dan xian jing xi. |
| [05:14.29] | yi: jing xi, jiu dai zhao di ming r na ma. |
| [05:17.63] | jia: shi ma, jing xi. ta bu guan ju zhong ren shi shen me di fang ren, |
| [05:21.04] | ta chang chu lai ye shi an zhao bei jing yin, bei jing wei r. |
| [05:25.97] | yi: shi! |
| [05:27.10] | jia: bi ru shuo jing ju chang kong cheng ji. |
| [05:28.16] | yi: zhu jue er shi zhu ge liang. |
| [05:29.02] | jia: zhu ge liang nian bai shi zhe wei r, |
| [05:30.94] | " ba ni zhe da dan de ma su wa! |
| [05:33.89] | lin xing zhi shi, shan ren zen yang zhu fu yu ni, |
| [05:36.31] | jiao ni kao shan jin shui, an ying zha zhai, |
| [05:38.46] | zen me bu ting shan ren zhi yan, pian pian zai zhe shan shang zha ying, |
| [05:42.30] | zhi kong jie ting nan bao!" |
| [05:46.10] | yi: ! shi bei jing wei r. |
| [05:48.27] | jia: yuan lai zhu ge liang bu shi bei jing ren. |
| [05:50.50] | yi: zhu ge liang shi shan dong ren ne. |
| [05:52.01] | jia: shan dong ren shuo hua shen me wei r? |
| [05:53.19] | yi: shen me wei r? |
| [05:54.35] | jia: shan dong ren shuo hua dou zhe wei r: |
| [05:56.24] | xue shan dong hua" wei, wo shuo san ge, ni shang na er qu la?" |
| [05:59.30] | " ai, wo shang bei bian r." |
| [06:00.49] | " shang bei bian r gan shen me qu la?" |
| [06:01.29] | " shang bei bian na ge di chang zhao ge ren. ni mei shi ma? zan yi dao qu yao ba." |
| [06:06.83] | yi: zhe jiu shi shan dong hua ya. |
| [06:08.34] | jia: ke jing xi li de zhu ge liang, yi dian er zhe wei r ye mei you. |
| [06:11.43] | yi: na shi zen me hui shi a? |
| [06:12.86] | jia: you zhe wei jiu bu hao ting la! |
| [06:14.70] | zhu ge liang zuo da zhang, na qi ling jian yi pai jiang, shan dong wei r de, |
| [06:20.19] | xue shan dong hua" ai, wo shuo ma su na qu la? |
| [06:24.00] | ma su shang nei ge di fang qu la? |
| [06:26.82] | ai, ma su ting ling." |
| [06:28.84] | ma su guo lai," a, shi!" |
| [06:31.11] | yi: ye zhe wei r. |
| [06:32.42] | jia:" jiao ni qu zhen shou jie ting, ni ke gan qu ya?" |
| [06:35.96] | " cheng xiang ni shuo shi mo? bu shi zhen shou jie ting ma? |
| [06:38.63] | xiao yi si, mei da guan xi, gao su ni shuo ba, jiao gei wo ni jiu zuo bei you qing hao ba!" |
| [06:46.70] | " ai, ma su wo gao su ni shuo, na ge jie ting sui xiao, guan xi zhong da! |
| [06:50.83] | jie ting yao shi yi diu, zan men da jia quan dou wan wan la!" |
| [06:56.76] | yi: zhe xiang hua ma? |
| [06:57.98] | jia: shi ma, yao zhe wei r jiu bu xing le ma! |
| [07:00.34] | yi: yao zhe me chang jiu bu jiao jing xi la. |
| [07:02.35] | jia: ai, jing xi bu guan ju zhong ren shi shan dong de, shan xi de dou bu guan. |
| [07:06.59] | yi: ju zhong ren ye you shan xi ren na. |
| [07:09.37] | jia: you a, guan yun zhang. |
| [07:10.67] | yi: shi a. |
| [07:12.19] | jia: ni bi ru jing xi chang zhe ge gu cheng hui. |
| [07:14.27] | yi: a, guan gong xi. |
| [07:15.84] | jia: guan gong chang zhe ge" chui qiang", chang qi lai shi zhe ge wei r. |
| [07:18.71] | yi: zen me chang a? |
| [07:20.23] | jia: xue chang" jiao ma tong, ni yu ye mang ba lu yin, |
| [07:30.93] | da yao da bai zou jin le gu cheng." |
| [07:46.66] | yi: jing zi jing yun. |
| [07:47.84] | jia: yi dian er shan xi wei r ye mei you la. |
| [07:49.25] | yi: dui. |
| [07:50.28] | jia: jiao ban ye shi zhe yang, |
| [07:54.91] | " ma tong, tai dao bei ma!" |
| [07:59.87] | yi: you jin. |
| [08:00.91] | jia: ke shi shan xi ren shuo hua mei zhe me ying. |
| [08:02.65] | yi: shan xi ren shuo hua shen me wei r a? |
| [08:05.43] | jia: shuo chu lai na me wen rou huan he na me hao ting, |
| [08:09.11] | shan xi ren shuo hua dou zhe wei r, |
| [08:10.57] | xue jin zhong hua" lao wang, ni shang na er la? jin xie lai sheng yi hen hao ba, mei you shi dao wo men jia qu chi fan ba!" |
| [08:16.43] | yi: ai, zhe ge yu yan ne, fei chang de rou he. |
| [08:22.54] | jia: ai, jing xi li tou guan yun zhang yao zhe wei r, ke jiu mei jin r la. |
| [08:25.56] | yi: na shi a. |
| [08:26.29] | jia: yi jiao ban, xue jin zhong hua |
| [08:29.75] | " ma tong, tai dao dai ma, zan men yi kuai er chu qu chi fan ba." |
| [08:35.45] | yi: hai! ye mei you zhe me chang de ya. |
| [08:36.99] | jia: shi ba? |
| [08:37.56] | yi: a. |
| [08:38.97] | jia: ge di de di fang xi ya, |
| [08:41.72] | dou shi an zhao dang di de fang yan qu fa zhan. |
| [08:43.73] | yi: shi. |
| [08:44.98] | jia: bei fang de zhei xie di fang xi ya, |
| [08:48.02] | wo men bei fang ren dou ting de dong. |
| [08:50.19] | nan fang ren you shi hou ting zhe cha yi dian r. |
| [08:51.80] | yi: shi a? |
| [08:52.53] | jia: ta shi yu yan guan xi. |
| [08:53.24] | yi: dui ya. |
| [08:54.18] | jia: dao nan fang a, you hen duo ju zhong, |
| [08:56.75] | wo men bei fang ren ting bu dong. |
| [08:57.03] | yi: shi ma? |
| [08:58.16] | jia: dao shang hai, you hu ju ya. |
| [09:00.94] | yi: shang hai ben tan de. |
| [09:02.19] | jia: ai, hu ju! |
| [09:03.84] | ni yao bu dong shang hai hua, |
| [09:05.09] | ni jiu bu zhi dao ta na er shuo de shen me hua. |
| [09:06.96] | yi: shi ma? zhe hu ju nin hui chang ma? |
| [09:09.53] | jia: hui chang a. |
| [09:10.39] | yi: nin ke yi chang ji ju. |
| [09:11.48] | jia: zhe er chang liang ju? |
| [09:13.24] | zhe er chang liang ju you ren ting de dong ma? |
| [09:16.02] | yi: nin chang liang ju. |
| [09:17.26] | jia: nan fang ren ting de dong. |
| [09:18.14] | yi: dui. |
| [09:18.63] | jia: bei fang ren ting bu dong. |
| [09:19.41] | yi: nin chang. |
| [09:20.20] | jia: chang chu lai zhe wei r: xue chang" wo yu ni shi liang" |
| [09:28.03] | zhe shen me ci er zhe shi? |
| [09:28.94] | yi: wo bu zhi dao. |
| [09:30.67] | jia: ni bu dong shang hai hua. |
| [09:31.67] | yi: dui, zhe ting bu dong. |
| [09:33.61] | jia: wo qu guo shang hai, gang yi dao na er de shi hou, wo ye bu dong. |
| [09:37.24] | yi: shi a. |
| [09:38.00] | jia: bu zhi dao ta chang de shi shen me, |
| [09:41.34] | man man xue, jiu xing la. |
| [09:44.35] | ni yao shi bu xue shang hai hua, zai shang hai dai zhe, na ke bie niu la. |
| [09:47.14] | yi: shi a |
| [09:48.03] | jia: shuo hua jiu nao wu hui, ren jia shuo shi zhe me yi ge yi si, |
| [09:51.07] | ni ti hui ne, ling wai yi ge yi si. |
| [09:53.27] | wo gang dao shang hai na er, wo dao li fa guan qu gua gua lian, xi xi tou ba. |
| [09:56.89] | yi: a |
| [09:57.50] | jia: ta ming ci bu yi yang a. |
| [09:58.47] | yi: gua lian? |
| [10:00.11] | jia: gua lian, ta men jiao" xiu mian". |
| [10:02.14] | yi: xiu mian. |
| [10:02.81] | jia: ai, dao shang hai wo xiu mian. |
| [10:05.44] | yi: xiu mian? |
| [10:06.54] | jia: jiu shi gua lian. |
| [10:09.40] | yi: xi tou ne? |
| [10:10.92] | jia: xi tou a? na ni yi ting jiu de hai pa! |
| [10:11.83] | yi: zen me? |
| [10:12.45] | jia: ta men jiao" tai tou". |
| [10:14.20] | yi: da tou? |
| [10:15.10] | jia: xi shen me dong xi dou jiao" tai". |
| [09:55.28] | zan men shuo" xi yi xi", ta men shuo" tai yi tai". |
| [10:19.73] | yi: xi shen me jiu jiao" tai". |
| [10:20.97] | jia: ai. |
| [10:21.83] | yi: zan men xi xi shou juan er. |
| [10:23.17] | jia: jiao" tai tai juan tou". xue shang hai hua |
| [10:24.89] | yi: shen me? |
| [10:25.40] | jia:" tai tai juan tou". |
| [10:26.65] | yi: o, tai tai juan tou. xi xi da gua? |
| [10:29.92] | jia: jiao" tai tai chang shan". xue shang hai hua |
| [10:32.26] | yi: tai tai chang shan. |
| [10:33.25] | jia: ai, chang shan. wo gang yi dao shang hai de shi hou, |
| [10:36.33] | wo xiang wo de gua gua lian ne, |
| [10:38.31] | wo jiu dao li fa guan qu la. |
| [10:39.95] | wo shuo:" zhang gui de, ni gei wo shi duo shi duo zhe ge." zhi tou |
| [10:44.04] | yi: ni gan ma hai bi hua zhe shuo ya? |
| [10:45.74] | jia: wo pa ta ting bu dong a. |
| [10:47.61] | yi: ren jia zen me yang? |
| [10:48.41] | jia: le wo la. xue shang hai hua |
| [10:50.82] | " hao ge, nong zuo wu lai ya." |
| [10:51.99] | wo shuo," shen me?" |
| [10:53.10] | " rang nong zuo wu lai." wo zuo wu li? |
| [10:56.82] | wo shuo," wo mei zai jie shang a? shi zai wu li na." |
| [11:00.18] | ta shuo," fu shi, yao nong zuo wu lai." |
| [11:02.18] | yi: zen me ju hua ya? |
| [11:03.11] | jia: o, shi rang wo zuo xia. zuo xia zen me jiao" wu li" ya? |
| [11:07.89] | yi: yan yu bu tong ma. |
| [11:08.70] | jia: ai. gei wo gua lian. gua wan lian ne, |
| [11:11.46] | ba yi zi tui qi lai, wo zai qian bian zhe er zuo zhe. |
| [11:15.01] | yi: shi a. |
| [11:15.66] | jia: ta zai hou bian r zhan zhe a, ta zhi zhe wo nao dai wen wo. |
| [11:18.54] | yi: wen shen me? |
| [11:19.30] | jia: xue shang hai hua" nuo! nong tai yi tai hao bu o?" |
| [11:23.50] | yi: yao da ni. |
| [11:25.02] | jia: wo yi xiang jie fang yi hou bu zhun da ren la! |
| [11:28.59] | zai zhe er gua gua lian hai de da wo yi dun na? |
| [11:31.98] | yi: ni ke yi wen yi wen ta ya. |
| [11:33.38] | jia: shi a, wo hen bu gao xing di wen ta le, |
| [11:35.98] | " ni shi jiu da wo yi ge ya? hai shi lai de ji wei quan da ya?" |
| [11:42.10] | yi: ta shuo shi mo? |
| [11:42.91] | jia: ta shuo la," yi yang le, tong tong tai le." |
| [11:46.65] | yi: tong tong da? |
| [11:48.60] | jia: wo yi xiang tong tong quan da ya? |
| [11:50.58] | yi: nin zen me yang? |
| [11:51.55] | jia: zan ye bie gei po huai zhe gui ju ya. |
| [11:53.96] | " ai na jiu da ba!" |
| [11:59.26] | yi hui er gei wo xi tou chui feng, lin wan na jing zi yi zhao, gao su wo," hao la!" |
| [12:03.49] | yi: hao la? |
| [12:04.51] | jia: wo shuo:" hao le nin zen me bu da wo ya?" |
| [12:06.88] | yi: ta shuo shi mo? |
| [12:07.63] | jia: xue shang hai hua" tai guo la!" |
| [12:08.64] | yi: da guo la? |
| [12:09.45] | jia:" da guo la, wo zen me yi dian er bu teng a?" |
| [12:11.32] | yi: hai. |
| [12:12.35] | jia: ni shuo nao duo da xiao hua. |
| [12:13.66] | yi: shuo de shi a. |
| [12:15.62] | jia: ta bu dong hua ma. |
| [12:16.62] | yi: dui, zhe jiu yao chi kui. |
| [12:17.99] | jia: man man xue jiu xing la. |
| [12:20.32] | ni yao bu dong nan fang hua, yue ju duo hao a, ni ting bu dong a. |
| [12:23.98] | yi: yue ju shi shao xing xi. |
| [12:25.90] | jia: shao xing xi ya, na chang chu lai na diao zi duo hao ting a. |
| [12:28.79] | yi: shi a. |
| [12:29.83] | jia: ai, ke shi fei dei dong hua. chang chu na wei r ke hao ting. |
| [12:32.72] | yi: yue ju? |
| [12:33.24] | jia: yue ju ya! chang chu zhe wei r. |
| [12:34.50] | yi: ni chang liang ju. |
| [12:35.51] | jia: xue yue ju" tian hua chuan bo kuai ru fei, |
| [12:43.31] | chuan dao dong lai chuan dao xi, |
| [12:52.00] | kong qi zhi zhong neng san bu, |
| [12:59.12] | yi jing ran bing bian nan yi." |
| [13:11.12] | yi: ai, hao ting! |
| [13:17.41] | jia: ta nan fang de yi shu jiu de yong nan fang hua. |
| [13:19.83] | yi: dui lou. |
| [13:21.15] | jia: hai you yi zhong tan ci. |
| [13:23.02] | yi: tan ci shi su zhou de di fang ju ya. |
| [13:25.18] | jia: fei dei yong su zhou hua cai hao ting. |
| [13:27.61] | yi: shi a. tan ci ni ye hui ma? |
| [13:30.68] | jia: hui chang. |
| [13:31.33] | yi: na ni chang liang ju er. |
| [13:32.95] | jia: wo zhe er chang? you ren dong ma? |
| [13:36.09] | yi: ye xu you ren dong a. |
| [13:37.16] | jia: bei fang ren duo. zhe yang, xian ba ci er jie shao yi xia. |
| [13:40.18] | yi: dui, ba ci er jie shao jie shao. |
| [13:42.69] | jia: wo chang zhe ge gu shi da jia dou zhi dao. |
| [13:44.61] | yi: a, shen me gu shi? |
| [13:45.56] | jia: lin chong fa pei. |
| [13:47.00] | yi: ye zhu lin? |
| [13:47.74] | jia: ai. hui tou wo yi chang zhe zi ke jiu bian le, da jia ting bu chu lai la. |
| [13:52.87] | dong nan fang hua de neng ting chu lai bei fang ren jiu ting bu dong le. |
| [13:56.90] | wo xian yong bei fang hua ba zhe ge ci er jie shao yi xia. |
| [13:59.59] | da jia zhu yi ting a, yao ji zhu a. |
| [14:02.30] | a, zui hao neng ji lu de jin liang ji lu, na me ting wan yi hou zan men jiu fen zu tao lun la! |
| [14:07.87] | yi: hai! zhe bu shi ting bao gao na? |
| [14:11.41] | jia: a? |
| [14:12.12] | yi: zhe you shen me tao lun de ya? |
| [14:13.39] | jia: mei bi yao tao lun? |
| [14:14.90] | yi: mei you bi yao tao lun. |
| [14:16.30] | jia: na hao ba, na ting wan le jiu zi you huo dong ba. |
| [14:18.47] | yi: hai. nin ba zhe ci er jie shao chu qu. |
| [14:25.03] | jia: lin chong fa pei. |
| [14:26.50] | yi: ai. |
| [14:26.94] | jia: lin chong gang yi chu dong jing, di yi ju ci er, |
| [14:30.24] | yi: shen me ci er? |
| [14:31.30] | jia:" wu duan shou qu pei cang cheng, |
| [14:34.35] | hao yi si hu luo ping yang niao shi qun. |
| [14:38.41] | yi bie dong jing he ri fan? |
| [14:40.62] | wo ci chou bu bao wang wei ren." |
| [14:42.81] | yi: zhe me si ju. |
| [14:43.77] | jia: ai, chang chu lai shi zhe yang. xue chang ping tan |
| [14:49.22] | " wu duan shou qu pei cang cheng, |
| [14:55.29] | hao yi si hu luo ping yang niao shi qun, |
| [15:04.69] | yi bie dong jing he ri fan? |
| [15:14.13] | wo ci chou bu bao wang wei ren." |
| [15:29.06] | ai? gu zhang de ren bu duo ya? gu zhang de ren dou shi nan fang ren! bei fang ren hai shi mei ting dong. |
| [15:37.02] | yi: ai. |
| [15:38.74] | jia: nan fang ren ting zhe hao. |
| [15:40.39] | na yi dian bu dui, qing nan fang peng you ti ti yi jian, na dian er bu dui nin jin guan shuo. |
| [15:47.36] | a, shi qiang diao shi yun diao? na dian er bu dui nin gao su wo, |
| [15:50.43] | yi: bie ke qi! |
| [15:51.54] | jia: na wei yao shuo wo chang de bu dui! |
| [15:52.75] | yi: zen me yang? |
| [15:53.51] | jia: na ni lai chang. |
| [15:54.42] | yi: a? |
| [15:57.69] | jia: guan bao bi wo chang de hao. |
| [15:58.75] | yi: shi lou! jiu zan men chang. |
| [16:00.67] | jia: a, wo men chang a, hen kun nan. wo men shi bei jing ren ne, |
| [16:04.51] | yi: shi a. |
| [16:05.16] | jia: xue de shi su zhou hua ya, nan la. wo men zhe ge zui ya, hen chi li de. |
| [16:09.87] | yi: o, yong jin. |
| [16:10.96] | jia: ai, hai xue zhe bu wan quan xiang, chi li ya. |
| [16:14.09] | yi: shi a. |
| [16:14.77] | jia: nin bi ru shuo zhe ju ci er ba, |
| [16:15.67] | yi: na ju ya! |
| [16:16.42] | jia:" ke hen gao qiu yong du mou". |
| [16:19.50] | ni yao yong bei jing hua shuo, wo men zui shang yi dian er ye bu chi li |
| [16:22.60] | " ke hen gao qiu yong du mou" |
| [16:25.23] | yao chang zhe tan ci yong su zhou zi, wo men zui shang jiu chi li le |
| [16:29.45] | chang chu lai de zhe ge yang. |
| [16:30.40] | yi: zen me chang? |
| [16:31.56] | jia: xue chang" ke hen gao ju qiu". |
| [16:35.75] | yi: bu shi" qiu" ma? |
| [16:36.81] | jia:" bu shi, ju!" |
| [16:38.95] | xue chang" yong du miu mou". |
| [16:43.72] | yi: mou a! |
| [16:44.57] | jia:" miu"!" hai de wo, pi jia dai suo pei cang jiu zhou" |
| [16:59.92] | yi: zhou a! |
| [17:00.83] | jia: shi" jiu". |
| [17:02.44] | yi: he. |
| [17:04.63] | jia: fei dei zhe yang ta cai xiang na ge zi. |
| [17:06.49] | yi: shi a? |
| [17:07.39] | jia: bei fang ren xue nan fang de jiu zhe me fei jin. |
| [17:10.21] | ke shi nan fang ren ni rang ta xue jing xi ya, ye hen fei jin. |
| [17:14.60] | yi: fei jin? |
| [17:15.40] | jia: shang hai ren chang jing xi? ta ye bu hao ting. |
| [17:16.98] | yi: wo ting zhe ye you chang de bu cuo de ya. |
| [17:20.05] | jia: shang hai de ming yan yuan, ming piao? |
| [17:21.78] | yi: a. |
| [17:22.30] | jia: na gong fu da la. |
| [17:22.95] | yi: o. |
| [17:23.73] | jia: ta de xue bei jing hua. an zhao bei jing yin chang jing xi, ta cai hao ting. |
| [17:28.54] | yao yong shang hai hua chang jing xi na jue dui bu hao ting. |
| [17:31.10] | yi: shang hai hua hao ting a? |
| [17:33.56] | jia: shang hai hua? you de ren jiang hua hao ting. |
| [17:36.12] | fu nv jiang hua hao ting. |
| [17:37.40] | you shi hou ni zou jie shang, kan jian liang ge shang hai fu nv, |
| [17:40.79] | ren jia zai na r shuo hua, ni zai pang bian ting zhe, dui hua ye shi hen mei. |
| [17:43.57] | yi: shi ma? |
| [17:44.36] | jia: bu dan shi fa yin mei, ni zai pang bian kan zhe, |
| [17:45.86] | lian ta na ge biao qing xian de na me huo po. |
| [17:47.56] | yi: o? nin lai lai. |
| [17:49.57] | jia: liang ge ren peng dao la, |
| [17:50.76] | yong shang hai hua" ni dao sha di fang qu la?" |
| [17:53.29] | " da ma lu bai xiang bai xiang!" |
| [17:55.19] | " yi dao wo ci di lai chi fan hao la!" |
| [17:56.65] | " wo wu qu ge!" |
| [00:02.32] | jiǎ: zuò yí gè xiàng sheng yǎn yuán a, kě bù róng yì. |
| [00:05.67] | yǐ: zěn me? |
| [00:07.18] | jiǎ: qǐ mǎ de tiáo jiàn ér, dé huì shuō huà. |
| [00:11.50] | yǐ: zhè gè tiáo jiàn dào hěn róng yì ya, shuí bú huì shuō huà ya? |
| [00:15.48] | jiǎ: shuō huà gēn shuō huà bù tóng a. |
| [00:17.11] | yǐ: zěn me zhāo? |
| [00:18.52] | jiǎ: nǐ kàn yì bān rén shuō huà: zhǐ yào bǎ nèi róng biǎo dá chū lái, ràng duì fāng lǐng huì le jiù xíng la. |
| [00:22.62] | yǐ: ó, nà me shuō xiàng sheng de ne? |
| [00:25.28] | jiǎ: xiàng sheng tā shì yì shù xíng shì a, jiù de yòng yì shù yǔ yán. |
| [00:28.03] | yǐ: ō. |
| [00:29.70] | jiǎ: tā zhè gè yì shù yǔ yán gēn yì bān rén shuō huà yǒu hěn dà de bù tóng. |
| [00:33.66] | yǐ: shì a? |
| [00:35.33] | jiǎ: xiàng sheng de yǔ yán nǎ, tā bì xū de jīng liàn. |
| [00:38.75] | yǐ: āi. |
| [00:39.78] | jiǎ: nín kàn wǒ men biǎo yǎn, shuō de shì běi jīng huà. |
| [00:41.55] | yǐ: shì a. |
| [00:42.39] | jiǎ: wǒ men shuō de běi jīng huà bú shì yì bān běi jīng huà, |
| [00:45.59] | shì jīng liàn de běi jīng huà, shì jīng guò le tí liàn, jīng guò le yì shù jiā gōng. |
| [00:52.30] | yǐ: xiàng sheng tái cí ér a, jiù shì yǔ yán jīng liàn. |
| [00:55.79] | jiǎ: āi, xiàng sheng yǔ yán de tè diǎn ne, jiù shì duǎn xiǎo jīng gàn ér luó ji xìng qiáng. |
| [01:01.91] | yǐ: duì. |
| [01:04.71] | jiǎ: nín kàn wǒ men shuō de běi jīng huà, wài bù guān zhòng tā yě tīng de dǒng. |
| [01:08.54] | yǐ: ō. |
| [01:09.28] | jiǎ: zhè zěn me huí shì? jīng guò le yì shù jiā gōng le. |
| [01:11.86] | yǐ: ó. |
| [01:13.01] | jiǎ: bù xiàng yì bān běi jīng rén shuō huà nà me luō suō, |
| [01:16.51] | shén me míng cí fù cí dài cí dòng cí yǔ qì cí gǎn tàn cí yòng dé nà me duō, |
| [01:21.58] | luō lǐ luō suō yī dà duī. |
| [01:24.18] | yǐ: nà me nín gěi jǔ gè lì zi, yào yòng zhè luō suō de běi jīng huà zěn me shuō? |
| [01:29.57] | jiǎ: luō suō běi jīng huà? |
| [01:31.40] | nà bǐ rú shuō ba, gē ér liǎ, zhù yí gè yuàn lǐ, |
| [01:34.36] | yí gè zài dōng fáng zhù, yí gè zài xī fáng zhù. |
| [01:36.54] | yè jiān dōu shuì jiào la, hū rán jiān nà wū fáng mén yī xiǎng, zhè wū fā jué la, |
| [01:40.03] | liǎng gè rén yī wèn yī dá, běn lái zhè diǎn ér shì jǐ gè zì jiù néng jiě jué, |
| [01:45.23] | yào yòng lǎo běi jīng huà néng shuō de luō lǐ luō suō yī dà duī. |
| [01:49.79] | yǐ: zěn me shuō? |
| [01:53.03] | jiǎ: bǐ fāng shuō yè jiān le, dōu shuì jiào le, hū rán jiān nà wū wū mén yī xiǎng, |
| [01:57.41] | zhè wū fā jué le," yō hē!" |
| [02:01.14] | yǐ:" yō hē"? |
| [02:01.83] | jiǎ: a! xiān lái gè gǎn tàn cí. |
| [02:03.55] | yǐ: nǐ qiáo qiáo zhè gè. |
| [02:06.64] | jiǎ:" yō hē? nà wū' guāng dāng' yī xià zǐ mén xiǎng, |
| [02:10.69] | hēi gēng bàn yè, zhè shì shuí chū lái la? |
| [02:12.32] | yī shēng bù yán yǔ ya, guài xià rén de." |
| [02:14.48] | yǐ: hē! zhè yī dà tào a. |
| [02:16.76] | jiǎ: zhè huí dá yě zhè me luō suō la! |
| [02:19.43] | " a, shì wǒ, nín nǎ, gē ge, nín hái méi xiē zhe nǎ? |
| [02:21.84] | wǒ chū lái sā pào niào. méi yǒu wài rén, nín xiē zhe nín de ba, béng hài pà, nín nǎ." |
| [02:26.96] | yǐ: zhè wèi bǐ tā hái luō suō. |
| [02:29.20] | jiǎ: zhè wèi hái guān zhào tā ne. |
| [02:30.45] | yǐ: hái yào shuō shí mǒ? |
| [02:31.82] | jiǎ:" hēi gēng bàn yè de chuān diǎn ér yī shang, |
| [02:34.15] | yào bù rán jiù dòng zhe kě bú shì nào zhe wán de, |
| [02:36.11] | míng ér yī fà shāo jiù dé gǎn mào lóu." |
| [02:37.49] | yǐ: hē! |
| [02:38.97] | jiǎ: zhè shuō:" bú yào jǐn de, gē ge, wǒ zhè ér pī zhuó yī shang nǎ, |
| [02:41.57] | sā wán niào wǒ gǎn jǐn jiù huí qù, |
| [02:43.67] | nín xiē zhe nín de ba, yǒu shén me huà zán men míng ér jiàn ba nín." |
| [02:47.89] | yǐ: zhè gòu duō shǎo zì la? |
| [02:49.77] | jiǎ: sān bǎi duō zì. yào yòng jīng liàn de běi jīng huà, |
| [02:55.51] | shuō zhè diǎn ér shì qíng, fēn chéng sì jù huà, yòng shí liù ge zì jiù jiě jué wèn tí. |
| [03:00.90] | yǐ: yī jù huà yòng sì gè zì? |
| [03:02.48] | jiǎ: āi. |
| [03:04.41] | yǐ: zěn me shuō ne? |
| [03:06.18] | jiǎ: nà ér wū mén yī xiǎng, zhè ér fā jué la, yī wèn:" zhè shì shuí ya?" |
| [03:11.03] | yǐ: sì gè zì. |
| [03:11.85] | jiǎ: huí dá yě sì gè:" shì wǒ nín nǎ."" nǐ gàn má qù?"" wǒ sā pào niào." |
| [03:17.49] | yǐ: āi! zhè gè shěng shì duō la. |
| [03:21.09] | jiǎ: nín tīng zhè gè shěng shì a? hái yǒu bǐ zhè shěng shì de ne. |
| [03:22.89] | yǐ: nǎ r de huà? |
| [03:23.89] | jiǎ: shān dōng huà. shān dōng rén yào shuō zhè diǎn ér shì qíng, |
| [03:28.30] | tóng shì sì jù huà, yòng shí èr gè zì jiù xíng la. |
| [03:32.27] | yǐ: shí èr gè zì ō! sān ge zì yī jù la? |
| [03:34.58] | jiǎ: āi. |
| [03:35.61] | yǐ: zěn me shuō ne? |
| [03:36.48] | jiǎ: shān dōng huà a. nà ér wū mén yī xiǎng, zhè ér fā jué yī wèn: |
| [03:40.31] | " zhè shì shuí?" xué shān dōng huà |
| [03:42.31] | yǐ: , sān ge zì. |
| [03:43.61] | jiǎ: huí dá yě sān ge zì:" zhè shì wǒ."" shàng nǎ qù?"" shàng biàn suǒ." |
| [03:57.08] | yǐ: hēi, zhè gè gèng shěng shì la. |
| [03:58.39] | jiǎ: bù, hái yǒu bǐ zhè shěng shì de. |
| [03:59.86] | yǐ: nǎ r de huà? |
| [04:01.94] | jiǎ: shàng hǎi huà. |
| [04:03.29] | yǐ: shàng hǎi? |
| [04:04.04] | jiǎ: shàng hǎi rén shuō huà ya, bā gè zì jiù gòu le. |
| [04:06.87] | yǐ: ō, liǎng gè zì yī jù. |
| [04:08.23] | jiǎ: āi. |
| [04:09.40] | yǐ: nà zěn me shuō ya? |
| [04:10.35] | jiǎ: nà ér wū mén yī xiǎng, zhè ér fā jué yī wèn: |
| [04:12.11] | xué shàng hǎi huà" shà rén?"" wǒ ya."" shà qù?"" sā niào." |
| [04:17.81] | yǐ: hēi! zhè yǒu diǎn ér yì sī, shěng shì duō lóu. |
| [04:25.88] | jiǎ: méi yǒu, hái yǒu bǐ zhè shěng shì de nǎ. |
| [04:28.62] | yǐ: hái yǒu bǐ zhè shěng shì de? nǎ r de huà? |
| [04:31.46] | jiǎ: hé nán huà. |
| [04:32.44] | yǐ: hé nán? |
| [04:33.12] | jiǎ: āi, hé nán rén shuō huà, shuō zhè diǎn shì qíng, sì gè zì jiù jiě jué. |
| [04:37.20] | yǐ: yí gè zì yī jù? |
| [04:39.17] | jiǎ: āi, |
| [04:39.98] | yǐ: nà zěn me shuō? |
| [04:41.15] | jiǎ: nà ér wū mén yī xiǎng, zhè ér fā jué yī wèn: |
| [04:43.02] | xué hé nán huà" shuí?"" wǒ."" zǎ?"" nì!" |
| [04:47.61] | yǐ: hài! nín shuō de shì gè dì de fāng yán. |
| [04:52.25] | jiǎ: āi, gè dì yǒu gè dì de fāng yán, gè dì yǒu gè dì de yì shù. |
| [04:55.67] | yǐ: shì a. |
| [04:57.19] | jiǎ: shuō xiàng sheng jiù yòng běi jīng huà. |
| [04:58.85] | yǐ: nà shi a, xiàng sheng shì běi jīng de tǔ chǎn ma. |
| [05:02.57] | jiǎ: duì, kě shì bù guī tǔ chǎn gōng sī nà biān ér mài. |
| [05:07.37] | yǐ: dì fāng jù de yī zhǒng. |
| [05:08.75] | jiǎ: shì ma. běi jīng de dì fāng xì qǔ: xiàng sheng dān xián jīng xì. |
| [05:14.29] | yǐ: jīng xì, jiù dài zháo dì míng r nǎ ma. |
| [05:17.63] | jiǎ: shì ma, jīng xì. tā bù guǎn jù zhōng rén shì shén me dì fang rén, |
| [05:21.04] | tā chàng chū lái yě shì àn zhào běi jīng yīn, běi jīng wèi r. |
| [05:25.97] | yǐ: shì! |
| [05:27.10] | jiǎ: bǐ rú shuō jīng jù chàng kōng chéng jì. |
| [05:28.16] | yǐ: zhǔ jué ér shì zhū gě liàng. |
| [05:29.02] | jiǎ: zhū gě liàng niàn bái shì zhè wèi r, |
| [05:30.94] | " bǎ nǐ zhè dà dǎn de mǎ sù wa! |
| [05:33.89] | lín xíng zhī shí, shān rén zěn yàng zhǔ fù yǔ nǐ, |
| [05:36.31] | jiào nǐ kào shān jìn shuǐ, ān yíng zhā zhài, |
| [05:38.46] | zěn me bù tīng shān rén zhī yán, piān piān zài zhè shān shàng zhā yíng, |
| [05:42.30] | zhǐ kǒng jiē tíng nán bǎo!" |
| [05:46.10] | yǐ: ! shì běi jīng wèi r. |
| [05:48.27] | jiǎ: yuán lái zhū gě liàng bú shì běi jīng rén. |
| [05:50.50] | yǐ: zhū gě liàng shì shān dōng rén ne. |
| [05:52.01] | jiǎ: shān dōng rén shuō huà shén me wèi r? |
| [05:53.19] | yǐ: shén me wèi r? |
| [05:54.35] | jiǎ: shān dōng rén shuō huà dōu zhè wèi r: |
| [05:56.24] | xué shān dōng huà" wèi, wǒ shuō sān gē, nǐ shàng nǎ ér qù la?" |
| [05:59.30] | " āi, wǒ shàng běi biān r." |
| [06:00.49] | " shàng běi biān r gàn shén me qù la?" |
| [06:01.29] | " shàng běi biān nà gè dì chǎng zhǎo gè rén. nǐ méi shì ma? zán yī dào qù yào ba." |
| [06:06.83] | yǐ: zhè jiù shì shān dōng huà ya. |
| [06:08.34] | jiǎ: kě jīng xì lǐ de zhū gě liàng, yì diǎn ér zhè wèi r yě méi yǒu. |
| [06:11.43] | yǐ: nà shi zěn me huí shì a? |
| [06:12.86] | jiǎ: yǒu zhè wèi jiù bù hǎo tīng la! |
| [06:14.70] | zhū gě liàng zuò dà zhàng, ná qǐ lìng jiàn yī pài jiāng, shān dōng wèi r de, |
| [06:20.19] | xué shān dōng huà" āi, wǒ shuō mǎ sù nǎ qù la? |
| [06:24.00] | mǎ sù shàng něi gè dì fāng qù la? |
| [06:26.82] | āi, mǎ sù tīng lìng." |
| [06:28.84] | mǎ sù guò lái," a, shì!" |
| [06:31.11] | yǐ: yě zhè wèi r. |
| [06:32.42] | jiǎ:" jiào nǐ qù zhèn shǒu jiē tíng, nǐ kě gǎn qù ya?" |
| [06:35.96] | " chéng xiàng nǐ shuō shí mǒ? bú shì zhèn shǒu jiē tíng ma? |
| [06:38.63] | xiǎo yì sī, méi dà guān xì, gào sù nǐ shuō ba, jiāo gěi wǒ nǐ jiù zuǒ bèi yòu qīng hǎo ba!" |
| [06:46.70] | " āi, mǎ sù wǒ gào sù nǐ shuō, nà gè jiē tíng suī xiǎo, guān xì zhòng dà! |
| [06:50.83] | jiē tíng yào shì yī diū, zán men dà jiā quán dōu wán wán la!" |
| [06:56.76] | yǐ: zhè xiàng huà ma? |
| [06:57.98] | jiǎ: shì ma, yào zhè wèi r jiù bù xíng le ma! |
| [07:00.34] | yǐ: yào zhè me chàng jiù bù jiào jīng xì la. |
| [07:02.35] | jiǎ: āi, jīng xì bù guǎn jù zhōng rén shì shān dōng de, shān xī de dōu bù guǎn. |
| [07:06.59] | yǐ: jù zhōng rén yě yǒu shān xī rén nǎ. |
| [07:09.37] | jiǎ: yǒu a, guān yún zhǎng. |
| [07:10.67] | yǐ: shì a. |
| [07:12.19] | jiǎ: nǐ bǐ rú jīng xì chàng zhè gè gǔ chéng huì. |
| [07:14.27] | yǐ: a, guān gōng xì. |
| [07:15.84] | jiǎ: guān gōng chàng zhè gè" chuī qiāng", chàng qǐ lái shì zhè gè wèi r. |
| [07:18.71] | yǐ: zěn me chàng a? |
| [07:20.23] | jiǎ: xué chàng" jiào mǎ tóng, nǐ yǔ yé máng bǎ lù yǐn, |
| [07:30.93] | dà yáo dà bǎi zǒu jìn le gǔ chéng." |
| [07:46.66] | yǐ: jīng zì jīng yùn. |
| [07:47.84] | jiǎ: yì diǎn ér shān xī wèi r yě méi yǒu la. |
| [07:49.25] | yǐ: duì. |
| [07:50.28] | jiǎ: jiào bǎn yě shì zhè yàng, |
| [07:54.91] | " mǎ tóng, tái dāo bèi mǎ!" |
| [07:59.87] | yǐ: yǒu jìn. |
| [08:00.91] | jiǎ: kě shì shān xī rén shuō huà méi zhè me yìng. |
| [08:02.65] | yǐ: shān xī rén shuō huà shén me wèi r a? |
| [08:05.43] | jiǎ: shuō chū lái nà me wēn róu huǎn hé nà me hǎo tīng, |
| [08:09.11] | shān xī rén shuō huà dōu zhè wèi r, |
| [08:10.57] | xué jìn zhōng huà" lǎo wáng, nǐ shàng nǎ ér la? jìn xiē lái shēng yì hěn hǎo ba, méi yǒu shì dào wǒ men jiā qù chī fàn ba!" |
| [08:16.43] | yǐ: āi, zhè gè yǔ yán ne, fēi cháng de róu hé. |
| [08:22.54] | jiǎ: āi, jīng xì lǐ tou guān yún zhǎng yào zhè wèi r, kě jiù méi jìn r la. |
| [08:25.56] | yǐ: nà shi a. |
| [08:26.29] | jiǎ: yī jiào bǎn, xué jìn zhōng huà |
| [08:29.75] | " mǎ tóng, tái dāo dài mǎ, zán men yí kuài ér chū qù chī fàn ba." |
| [08:35.45] | yǐ: hài! yě méi yǒu zhè me chàng de ya. |
| [08:36.99] | jiǎ: shì ba? |
| [08:37.56] | yǐ: a. |
| [08:38.97] | jiǎ: gè dì de dì fāng xì ya, |
| [08:41.72] | dōu shì àn zhào dāng dì de fāng yán qù fā zhǎn. |
| [08:43.73] | yǐ: shì. |
| [08:44.98] | jiǎ: běi fāng de zhèi xiē dì fāng xì ya, |
| [08:48.02] | wǒ men běi fāng rén dōu tīng de dǒng. |
| [08:50.19] | nán fāng rén yǒu shí hou tīng zhe chà yī diǎn r. |
| [08:51.80] | yǐ: shì a? |
| [08:52.53] | jiǎ: tā shì yǔ yán guān xì. |
| [08:53.24] | yǐ: duì ya. |
| [08:54.18] | jiǎ: dào nán fāng a, yǒu hěn duō jù zhǒng, |
| [08:56.75] | wǒ men běi fāng rén tīng bù dǒng. |
| [08:57.03] | yǐ: shì ma? |
| [08:58.16] | jiǎ: dào shàng hǎi, yǒu hù jù ya. |
| [09:00.94] | yǐ: shàng hǎi běn tān de. |
| [09:02.19] | jiǎ: āi, hù jù! |
| [09:03.84] | nǐ yào bù dǒng shàng hǎi huà, |
| [09:05.09] | nǐ jiù bù zhī dào tā nà ér shuō de shén me huà. |
| [09:06.96] | yǐ: shì ma? zhè hù jù nín huì chàng ma? |
| [09:09.53] | jiǎ: huì chàng a. |
| [09:10.39] | yǐ: nín kě yǐ chàng jǐ jù. |
| [09:11.48] | jiǎ: zhè ér chàng liǎng jù? |
| [09:13.24] | zhè ér chàng liǎng jù yǒu rén tīng de dǒng ma? |
| [09:16.02] | yǐ: nín chàng liǎng jù. |
| [09:17.26] | jiǎ: nán fāng rén tīng de dǒng. |
| [09:18.14] | yǐ: duì. |
| [09:18.63] | jiǎ: běi fāng rén tīng bù dǒng. |
| [09:19.41] | yǐ: nín chàng. |
| [09:20.20] | jiǎ: chàng chū lái zhè wèi r: xué chàng" wǒ yǔ nǐ shì liǎng" |
| [09:28.03] | zhè shén me cí ér zhè shì? |
| [09:28.94] | yǐ: wǒ bù zhī dào. |
| [09:30.67] | jiǎ: nǐ bù dǒng shàng hǎi huà. |
| [09:31.67] | yǐ: duì, zhè tīng bù dǒng. |
| [09:33.61] | jiǎ: wǒ qù guò shàng hǎi, gāng yí dào nà ér de shí hòu, wǒ yě bù dǒng. |
| [09:37.24] | yǐ: shì a. |
| [09:38.00] | jiǎ: bù zhī dào tā chàng de shì shén me, |
| [09:41.34] | màn màn xué, jiù xíng la. |
| [09:44.35] | nǐ yào shì bù xué shàng hǎi huà, zài shàng hǎi dāi zhe, nà kě biè niǔ la. |
| [09:47.14] | yǐ: shì a |
| [09:48.03] | jiǎ: shuō huà jiù nào wù huì, rén jiā shuō shì zhè me yí gè yì sī, |
| [09:51.07] | nǐ tǐ huì ne, lìng wài yí gè yì sī. |
| [09:53.27] | wǒ gāng dào shàng hǎi nà ér, wǒ dào lǐ fà guǎn qù guā guā liǎn, xǐ xǐ tóu ba. |
| [09:56.89] | yǐ: a |
| [09:57.50] | jiǎ: tā míng cí bù yí yàng a. |
| [09:58.47] | yǐ: guā liǎn? |
| [10:00.11] | jiǎ: guā liǎn, tā men jiào" xiū miàn". |
| [10:02.14] | yǐ: xiū miàn. |
| [10:02.81] | jiǎ: āi, dào shàng hǎi wǒ xiū miàn. |
| [10:05.44] | yǐ: xiū miàn? |
| [10:06.54] | jiǎ: jiù shì guā liǎn. |
| [10:09.40] | yǐ: xǐ tóu ne? |
| [10:10.92] | jiǎ: xǐ tóu a? nà nǐ yī tīng jiù dé hài pà! |
| [10:11.83] | yǐ: zěn me? |
| [10:12.45] | jiǎ: tā men jiào" tài tóu". |
| [10:14.20] | yǐ: dǎ tóu? |
| [10:15.10] | jiǎ: xǐ shén me dōng xī dōu jiào" tài". |
| [09:55.28] | zán men shuō" xǐ yī xǐ", tā men shuō" tài yī tài". |
| [10:19.73] | yǐ: xǐ shén me jiù jiào" tài". |
| [10:20.97] | jiǎ: āi. |
| [10:21.83] | yǐ: zán men xǐ xǐ shǒu juàn ér. |
| [10:23.17] | jiǎ: jiào" tài tài juàn tóu". xué shàng hǎi huà |
| [10:24.89] | yǐ: shén me? |
| [10:25.40] | jiǎ:" tài tài juàn tóu". |
| [10:26.65] | yǐ: ō, tài tài juàn tóu. xǐ xǐ dà guà? |
| [10:29.92] | jiǎ: jiào" tài tài cháng shān". xué shàng hǎi huà |
| [10:32.26] | yǐ: tài tài cháng shān. |
| [10:33.25] | jiǎ: āi, cháng shān. wǒ gāng yí dào shàng hǎi de shí hòu, |
| [10:36.33] | wǒ xiǎng wǒ dé guā guā liǎn ne, |
| [10:38.31] | wǒ jiù dào lǐ fà guǎn qù la. |
| [10:39.95] | wǒ shuō:" zhǎng guì de, nǐ gěi wǒ shí duō shí duō zhè gè." zhǐ tou |
| [10:44.04] | yǐ: nǐ gàn má hái bǐ huà zhe shuō ya? |
| [10:45.74] | jiǎ: wǒ pà tā tīng bù dǒng a. |
| [10:47.61] | yǐ: rén jiā zěn me yàng? |
| [10:48.41] | jiǎ: lè wǒ la. xué shàng hǎi huà |
| [10:50.82] | " hǎo gé, nóng zuò wū lái ya." |
| [10:51.99] | wǒ shuō," shén me?" |
| [10:53.10] | " ràng nóng zuò wū lái." wǒ zuò wū lǐ? |
| [10:56.82] | wǒ shuō," wǒ méi zài jiē shàng a? shì zài wū lǐ nǎ." |
| [11:00.18] | tā shuō," fù shì, yào nóng zuò wū lái." |
| [11:02.18] | yǐ: zěn me jù huà ya? |
| [11:03.11] | jiǎ: ō, shì ràng wǒ zuò xià. zuò xià zěn me jiào" wū lǐ" ya? |
| [11:07.89] | yǐ: yán yǔ bù tóng ma. |
| [11:08.70] | jiǎ: āi. gěi wǒ guā liǎn. guā wán liǎn ne, |
| [11:11.46] | bǎ yǐ zi tuī qǐ lái, wǒ zài qián biān zhè ér zuò zhe. |
| [11:15.01] | yǐ: shì a. |
| [11:15.66] | jiǎ: tā zài hòu bian r zhàn zhe a, tā zhǐ zhe wǒ nǎo dài wèn wǒ. |
| [11:18.54] | yǐ: wèn shén me? |
| [11:19.30] | jiǎ: xué shàng hǎi huà" nuò! nóng tài yī tài hǎo bù ó?" |
| [11:23.50] | yǐ: yào dǎ nǐ. |
| [11:25.02] | jiǎ: wǒ yī xiǎng jiě fàng yǐ hòu bù zhǔn dǎ rén la! |
| [11:28.59] | zài zhè ér guā guā liǎn hái dé dǎ wǒ yī dùn nǎ? |
| [11:31.98] | yǐ: nǐ kě yǐ wèn yī wèn tā ya. |
| [11:33.38] | jiǎ: shì a, wǒ hěn bù gāo xìng dì wèn tā le, |
| [11:35.98] | " nǐ shì jiù dǎ wǒ yí gè ya? hái shì lái de jǐ wèi quán dǎ ya?" |
| [11:42.10] | yǐ: tā shuō shí mǒ? |
| [11:42.91] | jiǎ: tā shuō la," yí yàng le, tǒng tǒng tài le." |
| [11:46.65] | yǐ: tǒng tǒng dǎ? |
| [11:48.60] | jiǎ: wǒ yī xiǎng tǒng tǒng quán dǎ ya? |
| [11:50.58] | yǐ: nín zěn me yàng? |
| [11:51.55] | jiǎ: zán yě bié gěi pò huài zhè guī jǔ ya. |
| [11:53.96] | " āi nà jiù dǎ ba!" |
| [11:59.26] | yī huì ér gěi wǒ xǐ tóu chuī fēng, lín wán ná jìng zi yī zhào, gào sù wǒ," hǎo la!" |
| [12:03.49] | yǐ: hǎo la? |
| [12:04.51] | jiǎ: wǒ shuō:" hǎo le nín zěn me bù dǎ wǒ ya?" |
| [12:06.88] | yǐ: tā shuō shí mǒ? |
| [12:07.63] | jiǎ: xué shàng hǎi huà" tài guò la!" |
| [12:08.64] | yǐ: dǎ guò la? |
| [12:09.45] | jiǎ:" dǎ guò la, wǒ zěn me yì diǎn ér bù téng a?" |
| [12:11.32] | yǐ: hài. |
| [12:12.35] | jiǎ: nǐ shuō nào duō dà xiào huà. |
| [12:13.66] | yǐ: shuō de shì a. |
| [12:15.62] | jiǎ: tā bù dǒng huà ma. |
| [12:16.62] | yǐ: duì, zhè jiù yào chī kuī. |
| [12:17.99] | jiǎ: màn màn xué jiù xíng la. |
| [12:20.32] | nǐ yào bù dǒng nán fāng huà, yuè jù duō hǎo a, nǐ tīng bù dǒng a. |
| [12:23.98] | yǐ: yuè jù shì shào xīng xì. |
| [12:25.90] | jiǎ: shào xīng xì ya, nà chàng chū lái nà diào zi duō hǎo tīng a. |
| [12:28.79] | yǐ: shì a. |
| [12:29.83] | jiǎ: āi, kě shì fēi děi dǒng huà. chàng chū nà wèi r kě hǎo tīng. |
| [12:32.72] | yǐ: yuè jù? |
| [12:33.24] | jiǎ: yuè jù ya! chàng chū zhè wèi r. |
| [12:34.50] | yǐ: nǐ chàng liǎng jù. |
| [12:35.51] | jiǎ: xué yuè jù" tiān huā chuán bō kuài rú fēi, |
| [12:43.31] | chuán dào dōng lái chuán dào xī, |
| [12:52.00] | kōng qì zhī zhōng néng sàn bù, |
| [12:59.12] | yī jīng rǎn bìng biàn nàn yī." |
| [13:11.12] | yǐ: āi, hǎo tīng! |
| [13:17.41] | jiǎ: tā nán fāng de yì shù jiù de yòng nán fāng huà. |
| [13:19.83] | yǐ: duì lóu. |
| [13:21.15] | jiǎ: hái yǒu yī zhǒng tán cí. |
| [13:23.02] | yǐ: tán cí shì sū zhōu de dì fāng jù ya. |
| [13:25.18] | jiǎ: fēi děi yòng sū zhōu huà cái hǎo tīng. |
| [13:27.61] | yǐ: shì a. tán cí nǐ yě huì ma? |
| [13:30.68] | jiǎ: huì chàng. |
| [13:31.33] | yǐ: nà nǐ chàng liǎng jù ér. |
| [13:32.95] | jiǎ: wǒ zhè ér chàng? yǒu rén dǒng ma? |
| [13:36.09] | yǐ: yě xǔ yǒu rén dǒng a. |
| [13:37.16] | jiǎ: běi fāng rén duō. zhè yàng, xiān bǎ cí ér jiè shào yī xià. |
| [13:40.18] | yǐ: duì, bǎ cí ér jiè shào jiè shào. |
| [13:42.69] | jiǎ: wǒ chàng zhè gè gù shì dà jiā dōu zhī dào. |
| [13:44.61] | yǐ: a, shén me gù shì? |
| [13:45.56] | jiǎ: lín chōng fā pèi. |
| [13:47.00] | yǐ: yě zhū lín? |
| [13:47.74] | jiǎ: āi. huí tóu wǒ yí chàng zhè zì kě jiù biàn le, dà jiā tīng bù chū lái la. |
| [13:52.87] | dǒng nán fāng huà de néng tīng chū lái běi fāng rén jiù tīng bù dǒng le. |
| [13:56.90] | wǒ xiān yòng běi fāng huà bǎ zhè gè cí ér jiè shào yī xià. |
| [13:59.59] | dà jiā zhù yì tīng a, yào jì zhù a. |
| [14:02.30] | a, zuì hǎo néng jì lù de jǐn liàng jì lù, nà me tīng wán yǐ hòu zán men jiù fēn zǔ tǎo lùn la! |
| [14:07.87] | yǐ: hài! zhè bú shì tīng bào gào nǎ? |
| [14:11.41] | jiǎ: a? |
| [14:12.12] | yǐ: zhè yǒu shén me tǎo lùn de ya? |
| [14:13.39] | jiǎ: méi bì yào tǎo lùn? |
| [14:14.90] | yǐ: méi yǒu bì yào tǎo lùn. |
| [14:16.30] | jiǎ: nà hǎo ba, nà tīng wán le jiù zì yóu huó dòng ba. |
| [14:18.47] | yǐ: hài. nín bǎ zhè cí ér jiè shào chū qù. |
| [14:25.03] | jiǎ: lín chōng fā pèi. |
| [14:26.50] | yǐ: āi. |
| [14:26.94] | jiǎ: lín chōng gāng yī chū dōng jīng, dì yī jù cí ér, |
| [14:30.24] | yǐ: shén me cí ér? |
| [14:31.30] | jiǎ:" wú duān shòu qū pèi cāng chéng, |
| [14:34.35] | hǎo yī sì hǔ luò píng yáng niǎo shī qún. |
| [14:38.41] | yī bié dōng jīng hé rì fǎn? |
| [14:40.62] | wǒ cǐ chóu bù bào wǎng wéi rén." |
| [14:42.81] | yǐ: zhè me sì jù. |
| [14:43.77] | jiǎ: āi, chàng chū lái shì zhè yàng. xué chàng píng tán |
| [14:49.22] | " wú duān shòu qū pèi cāng chéng, |
| [14:55.29] | hǎo yī sì hǔ luò píng yáng niǎo shī qún, |
| [15:04.69] | yī bié dōng jīng hé rì fǎn? |
| [15:14.13] | wǒ cǐ chóu bù bào wǎng wéi rén." |
| [15:29.06] | āi? gǔ zhǎng de rén bù duō ya? gǔ zhǎng de rén dōu shì nán fāng rén! běi fāng rén hái shì méi tīng dǒng. |
| [15:37.02] | yǐ: āi. |
| [15:38.74] | jiǎ: nán fāng rén tīng zhe hǎo. |
| [15:40.39] | nǎ yì diǎn bú duì, qǐng nán fāng péng yǒu tí tí yì jiàn, nǎ diǎn ér bú duì nín jǐn guǎn shuō. |
| [15:47.36] | a, shì qiāng diào shì yùn diào? nǎ diǎn ér bú duì nín gào sù wǒ, |
| [15:50.43] | yǐ: bié kè qi! |
| [15:51.54] | jiǎ: nǎ wèi yào shuō wǒ chàng de bú duì! |
| [15:52.75] | yǐ: zěn me yàng? |
| [15:53.51] | jiǎ: nà nǐ lái chàng. |
| [15:54.42] | yǐ: a? |
| [15:57.69] | jiǎ: guǎn bǎo bǐ wǒ chàng de hǎo. |
| [15:58.75] | yǐ: shì lóu! jiù zán men chàng. |
| [16:00.67] | jiǎ: a, wǒ men chàng a, hěn kùn nán. wǒ men shì běi jīng rén ne, |
| [16:04.51] | yǐ: shì a. |
| [16:05.16] | jiǎ: xué de shì sū zhōu huà ya, nán la. wǒ men zhè gè zuǐ ya, hěn chī lì de. |
| [16:09.87] | yǐ: ō, yòng jìn. |
| [16:10.96] | jiǎ: āi, hái xué zhe bù wán quán xiàng, chī lì ya. |
| [16:14.09] | yǐ: shì a. |
| [16:14.77] | jiǎ: nín bǐ rú shuō zhè jù cí ér ba, |
| [16:15.67] | yǐ: nǎ jù ya! |
| [16:16.42] | jiǎ:" kě hèn gāo qiú yòng dú móu". |
| [16:19.50] | nǐ yào yòng běi jīng huà shuō, wǒ men zuǐ shàng yì diǎn ér yě bù chī lì |
| [16:22.60] | " kě hèn gāo qiú yòng dú móu" |
| [16:25.23] | yào chàng zhè tán cí yòng sū zhōu zì, wǒ men zuǐ shàng jiù chī lì le |
| [16:29.45] | chàng chū lái de zhè gè yàng. |
| [16:30.40] | yǐ: zěn me chàng? |
| [16:31.56] | jiǎ: xué chàng" kě hèn gāo jú qiú". |
| [16:35.75] | yǐ: bú shì" qiú" ma? |
| [16:36.81] | jiǎ:" bú shì, jú!" |
| [16:38.95] | xué chàng" yòng dú miù móu". |
| [16:43.72] | yǐ: móu a! |
| [16:44.57] | jiǎ:" miù"!" hài de wǒ, pī jiā dài suǒ pèi cāng jiū zhōu" |
| [16:59.92] | yǐ: zhōu a! |
| [17:00.83] | jiǎ: shì" jiū". |
| [17:02.44] | yǐ: hē. |
| [17:04.63] | jiǎ: fēi děi zhè yàng tā cái xiàng nà gè zì. |
| [17:06.49] | yǐ: shì a? |
| [17:07.39] | jiǎ: běi fāng rén xué nán fāng de jiù zhè me fèi jìn. |
| [17:10.21] | kě shì nán fāng rén nǐ ràng tā xué jīng xì ya, yě hěn fèi jìn. |
| [17:14.60] | yǐ: fèi jìn? |
| [17:15.40] | jiǎ: shàng hǎi rén chàng jīng xì? tā yě bù hǎo tīng. |
| [17:16.98] | yǐ: wǒ tīng zhe yě yǒu chàng de bù cuò de ya. |
| [17:20.05] | jiǎ: shàng hǎi de míng yǎn yuán, míng piào? |
| [17:21.78] | yǐ: a. |
| [17:22.30] | jiǎ: nà gōng fū dà la. |
| [17:22.95] | yǐ: ō. |
| [17:23.73] | jiǎ: tā dé xué běi jīng huà. àn zhào běi jīng yīn chàng jīng xì, tā cái hǎo tīng. |
| [17:28.54] | yào yòng shàng hǎi huà chàng jīng xì nà jué duì bù hǎo tīng. |
| [17:31.10] | yǐ: shàng hǎi huà hǎo tīng a? |
| [17:33.56] | jiǎ: shàng hǎi huà? yǒu de rén jiǎng huà hǎo tīng. |
| [17:36.12] | fù nǚ jiǎng huà hǎo tīng. |
| [17:37.40] | yǒu shí hou nǐ zǒu jiē shàng, kàn jiàn liǎng gè shàng hǎi fù nǚ, |
| [17:40.79] | rén jiā zài na r shuō huà, nǐ zài páng biān tīng zhe, duì huà yě shì hěn měi. |
| [17:43.57] | yǐ: shì ma? |
| [17:44.36] | jiǎ: bù dàn shì fā yīn měi, nǐ zài páng biān kàn zhe, |
| [17:45.86] | lián tā nà gè biǎo qíng xiǎn de nà me huó pō. |
| [17:47.56] | yǐ: ō? nín lái lái. |
| [17:49.57] | jiǎ: liǎng gè rén pèng dào la, |
| [17:50.76] | yòng shàng hǎi huà" nǐ dào shà dì fāng qù la?" |
| [17:53.29] | " dà mǎ lù bái xiàng bái xiàng!" |
| [17:55.19] | " yī dào wǒ cǐ dì lái chī fàn hǎo la!" |
| [17:56.65] | " wǒ wù qù gé!" |
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