| [ti:结巴子开会] | |
| [ar:大兵、奇志] | |
| [00:00.11] | 啊朋友们 |
| [00:00.738] | 很多朋友们都喜欢相声里面这个双簧小段 |
| [00:06.150] | 这个相声里面双簧小段很有趣 |
| [00:08.760] | 摆一个凳子前面一个人表演 |
| [00:10.977] | 后面一个人配音 |
| [00:12.364] | 远处一看是一个人边说边表演 |
| [00:14.496] | 其实呢是两个演员非常默契的配合 |
| [00:18.731] | 遵照老的传统 |
| [00:20.21] | 得梳这么一个发型 |
| [00:21.393] | 这个发型叫做小苗儿茁壮成长 |
| [00:34.231] | 好跟大家表演一段双簧 |
| [00:36.164] | 叫做结巴子开会 |
| [00:41.110] | 结巴子开会 |
| [00:41.928] | 把情况介绍一下 |
| [00:43.798] | 三个结巴子三个说法 |
| [00:46.627] | 头一个叫抖结巴 |
| [00:47.820] | 讲话嘴巴是个抖是个抖 |
| [00:52.186] | 第二个叫抽结巴 |
| [00:54.527] | 往里面抽气的结巴 |
| [00:55.773] | 呀哦呀哦 |
| [00:56.345] | 第三个叫眨眼结巴 |
| [00:59.772] | 就是一边讲话一边一边眨眼睛 |
| [01:01.824] | 这个眼睛不眨话讲不出来 |
| [01:04.104] | 这三个结巴子开会你老个看热闹 |
| [01:07.52] | 这个据世界心理医生一致认为 |
| [01:10.198] | 这个结巴子他既不是病 |
| [01:12.711] | 也不是残疾 |
| [01:13.840] | 主要心理的障碍 |
| [01:15.478] | 我们说这一段结巴子开会呐 |
| [01:18.669] | 请要是如果有口吃的朋友你注意观察一下 |
| [01:23.210] | 这里面有点原因 |
| [01:25.577] | 我们盼望有口吃的朋友你战胜这个所谓的缺点 |
| [01:31.579] | 好 |
| [01:38.233] | 结巴子经验交流会现~~~啊在开结 |
| [01:53.331] | 啊我还不蛮结巴 |
| [01:57.340] | 就是细时候扮了一跤 |
| [02:00.976] | 扮坏了脑筋 |
| [02:03.345] | 个嘴巴子就不听指挥哒 |
| [02:09.114] | 啊但是我一唱歌~还就蛮好 |
| [02:15.624] | 啊下面唱一首歌 |
| [02:21.749] | 小@@小@@走走走 |
| [02:26.879] | 小@@呀哦得了哦 |
| [02:35.958] | 小@@ |
| [02:40.51] | 啊南门口 |
| [02:46.812] | 啊哟走不出去了 |
| [02:54.879] | 啊我做中间算了 |
| [02:58.227] | 你这还叫啊噢蛮好啊啊噢 |
| [03:01.613] | 我比你好些呀噢从冒扮过 |
| [03:05.624] | 呀噢就是个只遗传 |
| [03:07.240] | 啊噢搞错了 |
| [03:09.574] | 啊噢两根神经结反了 |
| [03:13.826] | 一讲话就啊噢啊噢啊噢就缺氧呀噢 |
| [03:26.423] | 别的蛮好 |
| [03:28.212] | 呀噢唱歌冒问题 |
| [03:30.215] | 呀噢下面唱一首 |
| [03:32.412] | 呀噢雾里呀噢雾里 |
| [03:36.109] | 呀噢雾里看 |
| [03:38.500] | 呀噢看雾里 |
| [03:40.594] | 呀噢云里雾里 |
| [03:42.497] | 呀噢雾里云里 |
| [03:44.238] | 啊啊啊啊啊又缺氧了 |
| [03:53.168] | 呀啊你讲算了 |
| [03:56.182] | 啊我比你们两个好得多 |
| [04:00.502] | 我一一一一一一冒扮过 |
| [04:05.518] | 我二二二二二二冒缺氧 |
| [04:09.857] | 我三三三三三三三冒接反神经 |
| [04:15.420] | 就是这个细时候被保姆带坏了 |
| [04:19.911] | 不眨眼睛就讲不出话一眨眼睛就来米了 |
| [04:28.358] | 啊昨天厂里起了火 |
| [04:31.404] | 我一报警就不结巴了 |
| [04:35.294] | 喂消防队啊快来喽起火了 |
| [04:39.727] | 来哦在那里哎哟在哎哟在唉哟 |
| [04:48.914] | 在在在哎哟急死人不唉在哎哟眨眼也不来米了 |
| [05:07.385] | 啊喂我唱歌不结巴 |
| [05:12.313] | 消防队同志你听我言 |
| [05:16.640] | 我把起火的情况先给你们唱一唱 |
| [05:21.485] | 我们厂里有个车间冒黑烟 |
| [05:26.455] | 眼看那火苗子做死个往上窜 |
| [05:30.51] | 唉谁不说我们消防队好咧 |
| [05:36.312] | 啊得儿哟哎哟 |
| [05:39.156] | 你们要是在不来 |
| [05:43.134] | 我们可就我们可就 |
| [05:48.551] | 啊噢又不来米了 |
| [05:58.488] | 啊喂你们不来算哒 |
| [06:04.22] | 啊屋都烧跨了 |
| [06:08.172] | 啊屁股都烧红了 |
| [06:11.388] | 变成 |
| [06:12.09] | 红烧馊子了你快出来吧你没把我憋死了好大家开心一下 |
| [06:18.209] |
| ti: jie ba zi kai hui | |
| ar: da bing qi zhi | |
| [00:00.11] | a peng you men |
| [00:00.738] | hen duo peng you men dou xi huan xiang sheng li mian zhe ge shuang huang xiao duan |
| [00:06.150] | zhe ge xiang sheng li mian shuang huang xiao duan hen you qu |
| [00:08.760] | bai yi ge deng zi qian mian yi ge ren biao yan |
| [00:10.977] | hou mian yi ge ren pei yin |
| [00:12.364] | yuan chu yi kan shi yi ge ren bian shuo bian biao yan |
| [00:14.496] | qi shi ne shi liang ge yan yuan fei chang mo qi de pei he |
| [00:18.731] | zun zhao lao de chuan tong |
| [00:20.21] | de shu zhe me yi ge fa xing |
| [00:21.393] | zhe ge fa xing jiao zuo xiao miao er zhuo zhuang cheng zhang |
| [00:34.231] | hao gen da jia biao yan yi duan shuang huang |
| [00:36.164] | jiao zuo jie ba zi kai hui |
| [00:41.110] | jie ba zi kai hui |
| [00:41.928] | ba qing kuang jie shao yi xia |
| [00:43.798] | san ge jie ba zi san ge shuo fa |
| [00:46.627] | tou yi ge jiao dou jie ba |
| [00:47.820] | jiang hua zui ba shi ge dou shi ge dou |
| [00:52.186] | di er ge jiao chou jie ba |
| [00:54.527] | wang li mian chou qi de jie ba |
| [00:55.773] | ya o ya o |
| [00:56.345] | di san ge jiao zha yan jie ba |
| [00:59.772] | jiu shi yi bian jiang hua yi bian yi bian zha yan jing |
| [01:01.824] | zhe ge yan jing bu zha hua jiang bu chu lai |
| [01:04.104] | zhe san ge jie ba zi kai hui ni lao ge kan re nao |
| [01:07.52] | zhe ge ju shi jie xin li yi sheng yi zhi ren wei |
| [01:10.198] | zhe ge jie ba zi ta ji bu shi bing |
| [01:12.711] | ye bu shi can ji |
| [01:13.840] | zhu yao xin li de zhang ai |
| [01:15.478] | wo men shuo zhe yi duan jie ba zi kai hui na |
| [01:18.669] | qing yao shi ru guo you kou chi de peng you ni zhu yi guan cha yi xia |
| [01:23.210] | zhe li mian you dian yuan yin |
| [01:25.577] | wo men pan wang you kou chi de peng you ni zhan sheng zhe ge suo wei de que dian |
| [01:31.579] | hao |
| [01:38.233] | jie ba zi jing yan jiao liu hui xian a zai kai jie |
| [01:53.331] | a wo hai bu man jie ba |
| [01:57.340] | jiu shi xi shi hou ban le yi jiao |
| [02:00.976] | ban huai le nao jin |
| [02:03.345] | ge zui ba zi jiu bu ting zhi hui da |
| [02:09.114] | a dan shi wo yi chang ge hai jiu man hao |
| [02:15.624] | a xia mian chang yi shou ge |
| [02:21.749] | xiao xiao zou zou zou |
| [02:26.879] | xiao ya o de le o |
| [02:35.958] | xiao |
| [02:40.51] | a nan men kou |
| [02:46.812] | a yo zou bu chu qu le |
| [02:54.879] | a wo zuo zhong jian suan le |
| [02:58.227] | ni zhe hai jiao a o man hao a a o |
| [03:01.613] | wo bi ni hao xie ya o cong mao ban guo |
| [03:05.624] | ya o jiu shi ge zhi yi chuan |
| [03:07.240] | a o gao cuo le |
| [03:09.574] | a o liang gen shen jing jie fan le |
| [03:13.826] | yi jiang hua jiu a o a o a o jiu que yang ya o |
| [03:26.423] | bie de man hao |
| [03:28.212] | ya o chang ge mao wen ti |
| [03:30.215] | ya o xia mian chang yi shou |
| [03:32.412] | ya o wu li ya o wu li |
| [03:36.109] | ya o wu li kan |
| [03:38.500] | ya o kan wu li |
| [03:40.594] | ya o yun li wu li |
| [03:42.497] | ya o wu li yun li |
| [03:44.238] | a a a a a you que yang le |
| [03:53.168] | ya a ni jiang suan le |
| [03:56.182] | a wo bi ni men liang ge hao de duo |
| [04:00.502] | wo yi yi yi yi yi yi mao ban guo |
| [04:05.518] | wo er er er er er er mao que yang |
| [04:09.857] | wo san san san san san san san mao jie fan shen jing |
| [04:15.420] | jiu shi zhe ge xi shi hou bei bao mu dai huai le |
| [04:19.911] | bu zha yan jing jiu jiang bu chu hua yi zha yan jing jiu lai mi le |
| [04:28.358] | a zuo tian chang li qi le huo |
| [04:31.404] | wo yi bao jing jiu bu jie ba le |
| [04:35.294] | wei xiao fang dui a kuai lai lou qi huo le |
| [04:39.727] | lai o zai na li ai yo zai ai yo zai ai yo |
| [04:48.914] | zai zai zai ai yo ji si ren bu ai zai ai yo zha yan ye bu lai mi le |
| [05:07.385] | a wei wo chang ge bu jie ba |
| [05:12.313] | xiao fang dui tong zhi ni ting wo yan |
| [05:16.640] | wo ba qi huo de qing kuang xian gei ni men chang yi chang |
| [05:21.485] | wo men chang li you ge che jian mao hei yan |
| [05:26.455] | yan kan na huo miao zi zuo si ge wang shang cuan |
| [05:30.51] | ai shui bu shuo wo men xiao fang dui hao lie |
| [05:36.312] | a de er yo ai yo |
| [05:39.156] | ni men yao shi zai bu lai |
| [05:43.134] | wo men ke jiu wo men ke jiu |
| [05:48.551] | a o you bu lai mi le |
| [05:58.488] | a wei ni men bu lai suan da |
| [06:04.22] | a wu dou shao kua le |
| [06:08.172] | a pi gu dou shao hong le |
| [06:11.388] | bian cheng |
| [06:12.09] | hong shao sou zi le ni kuai chu lai ba ni mei ba wo bie si le hao da jia kai xin yi xia |
| [06:18.209] |
| ti: jiē bā zi kāi huì | |
| ar: dà bīng qí zhì | |
| [00:00.11] | a péng yǒu men |
| [00:00.738] | hěn duō péng yǒu men dōu xǐ huān xiàng sheng lǐ miàn zhè gè shuāng huáng xiǎo duàn |
| [00:06.150] | zhè gè xiàng sheng lǐ miàn shuāng huáng xiǎo duàn hěn yǒu qù |
| [00:08.760] | bǎi yí gè dèng zǐ qián miàn yí ge rén biǎo yǎn |
| [00:10.977] | hòu miàn yí ge rén pèi yīn |
| [00:12.364] | yuǎn chù yī kàn shì yí ge rén biān shuō biān biǎo yǎn |
| [00:14.496] | qí shí ne shì liǎng gè yǎn yuán fēi cháng mò qì de pèi hé |
| [00:18.731] | zūn zhào lǎo de chuán tǒng |
| [00:20.21] | dé shū zhè me yí gè fà xíng |
| [00:21.393] | zhè gè fà xíng jiào zuò xiǎo miáo ér zhuó zhuàng chéng zhǎng |
| [00:34.231] | hǎo gēn dà jiā biǎo yǎn yī duàn shuāng huáng |
| [00:36.164] | jiào zuò jiē bā zi kāi huì |
| [00:41.110] | jiē bā zi kāi huì |
| [00:41.928] | bǎ qíng kuàng jiè shào yī xià |
| [00:43.798] | sān ge jiē bā zi sān ge shuō fǎ |
| [00:46.627] | tóu yí gè jiào dǒu jiē bā |
| [00:47.820] | jiǎng huà zuǐ bā shì gè dǒu shì gè dǒu |
| [00:52.186] | dì èr gè jiào chōu jiē bā |
| [00:54.527] | wǎng lǐ miàn chōu qì de jiē bā |
| [00:55.773] | ya ò yā ó |
| [00:56.345] | dì sān ge jiào zhǎ yǎn jiē bā |
| [00:59.772] | jiù shì yī biān jiǎng huà yī biān yī biān zhǎ yǎn jīng |
| [01:01.824] | zhè gè yǎn jīng bù zhǎ huà jiǎng bù chū lái |
| [01:04.104] | zhè sān ge jiē bā zi kāi huì nǐ lǎo gè kàn rè nao |
| [01:07.52] | zhè gè jù shì jiè xīn lǐ yī shēng yī zhì rèn wéi |
| [01:10.198] | zhè gè jiē bā zi tā jì bú shì bìng |
| [01:12.711] | yě bú shì cán jí |
| [01:13.840] | zhǔ yào xīn lǐ de zhàng ài |
| [01:15.478] | wǒ men shuō zhè yī duàn jiē bā zi kāi huì nà |
| [01:18.669] | qǐng yào shì rú guǒ yǒu kǒu chī de péng yǒu nǐ zhù yì guān chá yī xià |
| [01:23.210] | zhè lǐ miàn yǒu diǎn yuán yīn |
| [01:25.577] | wǒ men pàn wàng yǒu kǒu chī de péng yǒu nǐ zhàn shèng zhè gè suǒ wèi de quē diǎn |
| [01:31.579] | hǎo |
| [01:38.233] | jiē bā zi jīng yàn jiāo liú huì xiàn a zài kāi jié |
| [01:53.331] | a wǒ hái bù mán jiē bā |
| [01:57.340] | jiù shì xì shí hòu bàn le yī jiāo |
| [02:00.976] | bàn huài le nǎo jīn |
| [02:03.345] | gè zuǐ ba zi jiù bù tīng zhǐ huī dā |
| [02:09.114] | a dàn shì wǒ yí chàng gē hái jiù mán hǎo |
| [02:15.624] | a xià miàn chàng yī shǒu gē |
| [02:21.749] | xiǎo xiǎo zǒu zǒu zǒu |
| [02:26.879] | xiǎo ya ó dé le ó |
| [02:35.958] | xiǎo |
| [02:40.51] | a nán mén kǒu |
| [02:46.812] | ā yō zǒu bù chū qù le |
| [02:54.879] | a wǒ zuò zhōng jiān suàn le |
| [02:58.227] | nǐ zhè hái jiào a ō mán hǎo a a ō |
| [03:01.613] | wǒ bǐ nǐ hǎo xiē ya ō cóng mào bàn guò |
| [03:05.624] | ya ō jiù shì gè zhǐ yí chuán |
| [03:07.240] | a ō gǎo cuò le |
| [03:09.574] | a ō liǎng gēn shén jīng jié fǎn le |
| [03:13.826] | yī jiǎng huà jiù a ō a ō a ō jiù quē yǎng ya ō |
| [03:26.423] | bié de mán hǎo |
| [03:28.212] | ya ō chàng gē mào wèn tí |
| [03:30.215] | ya ō xià miàn chàng yī shǒu |
| [03:32.412] | ya ō wù lǐ ya ō wù lǐ |
| [03:36.109] | ya ō wù lǐ kàn |
| [03:38.500] | ya ō kàn wù lǐ |
| [03:40.594] | ya ō yún lǐ wù lǐ |
| [03:42.497] | ya ō wù lǐ yún lǐ |
| [03:44.238] | a a a a a yòu quē yǎng le |
| [03:53.168] | ya a nǐ jiǎng suàn le |
| [03:56.182] | a wǒ bǐ nǐ men liǎng gè hǎo de duō |
| [04:00.502] | wǒ yī yī yī yī yī yī mào bàn guò |
| [04:05.518] | wǒ èr èr èr èr èr èr mào quē yǎng |
| [04:09.857] | wǒ sān sān sān sān sān sān sān mào jiē fǎn shén jīng |
| [04:15.420] | jiù shì zhè gè xì shí hòu bèi bǎo mǔ dài huài le |
| [04:19.911] | bù zhǎ yǎn jīng jiù jiǎng bù chū huà yī zhǎ yǎn jīng jiù lái mǐ le |
| [04:28.358] | a zuó tiān chǎng lǐ qǐ le huǒ |
| [04:31.404] | wǒ yī bào jǐng jiù bù jiē bā le |
| [04:35.294] | wèi xiāo fáng duì a kuài lái lóu qǐ huǒ le |
| [04:39.727] | lái ó zài nà li āi yō zài āi yō zài āi yō |
| [04:48.914] | zài zài zài āi yō jí sǐ rén bù āi zài āi yō zhǎ yǎn yě bù lái mǐ le |
| [05:07.385] | a wèi wǒ chàng gē bù jiē bā |
| [05:12.313] | xiāo fáng duì tóng zhì nǐ tīng wǒ yán |
| [05:16.640] | wǒ bǎ qǐ huǒ de qíng kuàng xiān gěi nǐ men chàng yí chàng |
| [05:21.485] | wǒ men chǎng lǐ yǒu gè chē jiān mào hēi yān |
| [05:26.455] | yǎn kàn nà huǒ miáo zǐ zuò sǐ gè wǎng shàng cuàn |
| [05:30.51] | āi shuí bù shuō wǒ men xiāo fáng duì hǎo liě |
| [05:36.312] | a dé ér yō āi yō |
| [05:39.156] | nǐ men yào shì zài bù lái |
| [05:43.134] | wǒ men kě jiù wǒ men kě jiù |
| [05:48.551] | a ō yòu bù lái mǐ le |
| [05:58.488] | a wèi nǐ men bù lái suàn dā |
| [06:04.22] | a wū dōu shāo kuà le |
| [06:08.172] | a pì gǔ dōu shāo hóng le |
| [06:11.388] | biàn chéng |
| [06:12.09] | hóng shāo sōu zi le nǐ kuài chū lái ba nǐ méi bǎ wǒ biē sǐ le hǎo dà jiā kāi xīn yī xià |
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