皇宫的小矮人
huang gong de xiao ai ren Lyrics
| Song | 皇宫的小矮人 |
| Artist | 有声小说 |
| Album | 一千零一夜和欧洲童话 |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 有一对裁缝夫妇，外出游玩归来，碰到一个小矮人，一举手一投足都逗人发笑。裁缝夫妇爱嬉闹，就将小矮人领回家，拿出煎鱼和水果，边吃边同他说笑。 | |
| 裁逢的老婆夹起一块鱼肉，塞进小矮人嘴里，说：“鱼肉好吃，你尝一尝吧！”小矮人一口吞下鱼肉，结果一定根大鱼刺钩住了喉管，他喘不过气来，昏死过去。裁缝夫妇一看慌了，裁缝的老婆说：“送他到医生家去吧！”裁缝抱起小矮人，他老婆找来一块丝帕盖在小矮人身上，街上的人都以为他们是带孩子去看病。 | |
| 到了医生家里，裁缝的老婆把一个金币交给女仆，说：“请你的主人来看看我的孩子吧！他病得很厉害。”趁女仆上楼的时候，他们把小矮人靠在楼梯上，两人溜走了。 | |
| 医生见了金币银高兴，赶忙下楼来看病人。他一下楼梯，正好踩在小矮人身上，小矮人滚下去了。医生慌了，说：“我把他碰下了楼，他摔死了，这可怎么办？”医生的老婆赶来帮忙，他们把小矮人抬上平台，慢慢地沿着墙把他放在了邻居家的墙角。 | |
| 这家邻居是皇宫里的厨役总管，常带肉回家，猫呀、鼠呀都偷吃。总管回到家里，发现墙角有人站着，就嚷起来：“原来偷东西的是你呀！我倒错怪了猫和鼠。” | |
| 于是他跑回去，拿来大棒子，抡起来照着小矮人就打过去。小矮人一下子倒在地上，总管一看他死了，立刻慌了神。他背起小矮人，趁着黑夜，摸索着来到街头拐弯处，把他靠在一家店铺前，然后拔腿逃跑。 | |
| 有一个商人喝得酩酊大醉，东倒西歪地走过来，走到店铺前，蹲下去系鞋带。一抬头却看见身边站着一个人，以为这个人要偷他的东西，于是攥起拳头照小矮人的身上打去，紧紧抓住他不放。巡警见小矮人被打死了，就绑起商人，把他带到监狱，商人心想：我才打了一拳，他怎么就死了？ | |
| 第二天早上，法庭要处决杀人犯。就在绳子套在商人的脖子上的刹那，御厨总管跑来了，他没命地推开人群，来到主绞官面前，叙说了昨晚的事情。掌刑官从商人脖子上取下绞套，套在总管的脖子上。快要开绞时，那个医生挤开人群冲上来，他也讲了昨晚的事情，伤心的感慨道：“我无意中害死了一个人，不能再害另一个。”医生的自首感动了裁缝，他立即奔到绞架下说：“杀人的不是医生，是我，绞死我吧！” | |
| 皇帝听说了这件事情以后觉得很奇怪，就立刻召他们抬着小矮人一起进宫来看看。原来，那个小矮人是皇帝养在宫中的侏儒，随时陪在皇帝左右，那天他喝醉酒以后跑出皇宫。 | |
| 御医看了看小矮人，给他灌一了瓶酒，又用铁钳从他喉咙口夹出鱼刺。小矮人站起来，嘻嘻地笑开了。 |
| you yi dui cai feng fu fu, wai chu you wan gui lai, peng dao yi ge xiao ai ren, yi ju shou yi tou zu dou dou ren fa xiao. cai feng fu fu ai xi nao, jiu jiang xiao ai ren ling hui jia, na chu jian yu he shui guo, bian chi bian tong ta shuo xiao. | |
| cai feng de lao po jia qi yi kuai yu rou, sai jin xiao ai ren zui li, shuo:" yu rou hao chi, ni chang yi chang ba!" xiao ai ren yi kou tun xia yu rou, jie guo yi ding gen da yu ci gou zhu le hou guan, ta chuan bu guo qi lai, hun si guo qu. cai feng fu fu yi kan huang le, cai feng de lao po shuo:" song ta dao yi sheng jia qu ba!" cai feng bao qi xiao ai ren, ta lao po zhao lai yi kuai si pa gai zai xiao ai ren shen shang, jie shang de ren dou yi wei ta men shi dai hai zi qu kan bing. | |
| dao le yi sheng jia li, cai feng de lao po ba yi ge jin bi jiao gei nv pu, shuo:" qing ni de zhu ren lai kan kan wo de hai zi ba! ta bing de hen li hai." chen nv pu shang lou de shi hou, ta men ba xiao ai ren kao zai lou ti shang, liang ren liu zou le. | |
| yi sheng jian le jin bi yin gao xing, gan mang xia lou lai kan bing ren. ta yi xia lou ti, zheng hao cai zai xiao ai ren shen shang, xiao ai ren gun xia qu le. yi sheng huang le, shuo:" wo ba ta peng xia le lou, ta shuai si le, zhe ke zen me ban?" yi sheng de lao po gan lai bang mang, ta men ba xiao ai ren tai shang ping tai, man man di yan zhe qiang ba ta fang zai le lin ju jia de qiang jiao. | |
| zhe jia lin ju shi huang gong li de chu yi zong guan, chang dai rou hui jia, mao ya shu ya dou tou chi. zong guan hui dao jia li, fa xian qiang jiao you ren zhan zhe, jiu rang qi lai:" yuan lai tou dong xi de shi ni ya! wo dao cuo guai le mao he shu." | |
| yu shi ta pao hui qu, na lai da bang zi, lun qi lai zhao zhe xiao ai ren jiu da guo qu. xiao ai ren yi xia zi dao zai di shang, zong guan yi kan ta si le, li ke huang le shen. ta bei qi xiao ai ren, chen zhe hei ye, mo suo zhe lai dao jie tou guai wan chu, ba ta kao zai yi jia dian pu qian, ran hou ba tui tao pao. | |
| you yi ge shang ren he de ming ding da zui, dong dao xi wai di zou guo lai, zou dao dian pu qian, dun xia qu xi xie dai. yi tai tou que kan jian shen bian zhan zhe yi ge ren, yi wei zhe ge ren yao tou ta de dong xi, yu shi zuan qi quan tou zhao xiao ai ren de shen shang da qu, jin jin zhua zhu ta bu fang. xun jing jian xiao ai ren bei da si le, jiu bang qi shang ren, ba ta dai dao jian yu, shang ren xin xiang: wo cai da le yi quan, ta zen me jiu si le? | |
| di er tian zao shang, fa ting yao chu jue sha ren fan. jiu zai sheng zi tao zai shang ren de bo zi shang de cha na, yu chu zong guan pao lai le, ta mei ming di tui kai ren qun, lai dao zhu jiao guan mian qian, xu shuo le zuo wan de shi qing. zhang xing guan cong shang ren bo zi shang qu xia jiao tao, tao zai zong guan de bo zi shang. kuai yao kai jiao shi, na ge yi sheng ji kai ren qun chong shang lai, ta ye jiang le zuo wan de shi qing, shang xin de gan kai dao:" wo wu yi zhong hai si le yi ge ren, bu neng zai hai ling yi ge." yi sheng de zi shou gan dong le cai feng, ta li ji ben dao jiao jia xia shuo:" sha ren de bu shi yi sheng, shi wo, jiao si wo ba!" | |
| huang di ting shuo le zhe jian shi qing yi hou jue de hen qi guai, jiu li ke zhao ta men tai zhe xiao ai ren yi qi jin gong lai kan kan. yuan lai, na ge xiao ai ren shi huang di yang zai gong zhong de zhu ru, sui shi pei zai huang di zuo you, na tian ta he zui jiu yi hou pao chu huang gong. | |
| yu yi kan le kan xiao ai ren, gei ta guan yi liao ping jiu, you yong tie qian cong ta hou long kou jia chu yu ci. xiao ai ren zhan qi lai, xi xi di xiao kai le. |
| yǒu yī duì cái féng fū fù, wài chū yóu wán guī lái, pèng dào yí gè xiǎo ǎi rén, yī jǔ shǒu yī tóu zú dōu dòu rén fā xiào. cái féng fū fù ài xī nào, jiù jiāng xiǎo ǎi rén lǐng huí jiā, ná chū jiān yú hé shuǐ guǒ, biān chī biān tóng tā shuō xiào. | |
| cái féng de lǎo pó jiā qǐ yí kuài yú ròu, sāi jìn xiǎo ǎi rén zuǐ lǐ, shuō:" yú ròu hǎo chī, nǐ cháng yī cháng ba!" xiǎo ǎi rén yī kǒu tūn xià yú ròu, jié guǒ yí dìng gēn dà yú cì gōu zhù le hóu guǎn, tā chuǎn bu guò qì lái, hūn sǐ guò qù. cái féng fū fù yī kàn huāng le, cái féng de lǎo pó shuō:" sòng tā dào yī shēng jiā qù ba!" cái féng bào qǐ xiǎo ǎi rén, tā lǎo pó zhǎo lái yí kuài sī pà gài zài xiǎo ǎi rén shēn shàng, jiē shàng de rén dōu yǐ wéi tā men shì dài hái zi qù kàn bìng. | |
| dào le yī shēng jiā lǐ, cái féng de lǎo pó bǎ yí gè jīn bì jiāo gěi nǚ pú, shuō:" qǐng nǐ de zhǔ rén lái kàn kàn wǒ de hái zi ba! tā bìng de hěn lì hài." chèn nǚ pú shàng lóu de shí hòu, tā men bǎ xiǎo ǎi rén kào zài lóu tī shàng, liǎng rén liū zǒu le. | |
| yī shēng jiàn le jīn bì yín gāo xìng, gǎn máng xià lóu lái kàn bìng rén. tā yī xià lóu tī, zhèng hǎo cǎi zài xiǎo ǎi rén shēn shàng, xiǎo ǎi rén gǔn xià qù le. yī shēng huāng le, shuō:" wǒ bǎ tā pèng xià le lóu, tā shuāi sǐ le, zhè kě zěn me bàn?" yī shēng de lǎo pó gǎn lái bāng máng, tā men bǎ xiǎo ǎi rén tái shàng píng tái, màn màn dì yán zhe qiáng bǎ tā fàng zài le lín jū jiā de qiáng jiǎo. | |
| zhè jiā lín jū shì huáng gōng lǐ de chú yì zǒng guǎn, cháng dài ròu huí jiā, māo ya shǔ ya dōu tōu chī. zǒng guǎn huí dào jiā lǐ, fā xiàn qiáng jiǎo yǒu rén zhàn zhe, jiù rǎng qǐ lái:" yuán lái tōu dōng xī de shì nǐ ya! wǒ dǎo cuò guài le māo hé shǔ." | |
| yú shì tā pǎo huí qù, ná lái dà bàng zi, lūn qǐ lái zhào zhe xiǎo ǎi rén jiù dǎ guò qù. xiǎo ǎi rén yī xià zǐ dào zài dì shàng, zǒng guǎn yī kàn tā sǐ le, lì kè huāng le shén. tā bèi qǐ xiǎo ǎi rén, chèn zhe hēi yè, mō suǒ zhe lái dào jiē tóu guǎi wān chù, bǎ tā kào zài yī jiā diàn pù qián, rán hòu bá tuǐ táo pǎo. | |
| yǒu yí gè shāng rén hē dé mǐng dǐng dà zuì, dōng dǎo xī wāi dì zǒu guò lái, zǒu dào diàn pù qián, dūn xià qù xì xié dài. yī tái tóu què kàn jiàn shēn biān zhàn zhe yí ge rén, yǐ wéi zhè gè rén yào tōu tā de dōng xī, yú shì zuàn qǐ quán tou zhào xiǎo ǎi rén de shēn shàng dǎ qù, jǐn jǐn zhuā zhù tā bù fàng. xún jǐng jiàn xiǎo ǎi rén bèi dǎ sǐ le, jiù bǎng qǐ shāng rén, bǎ tā dài dào jiān yù, shāng rén xīn xiǎng: wǒ cái dǎ le yī quán, tā zěn me jiù sǐ le? | |
| dì èr tiān zǎo shàng, fǎ tíng yào chǔ jué shā rén fàn. jiù zài shéng zi tào zài shāng rén de bó zi shàng de chà nà, yù chú zǒng guǎn pǎo lái le, tā méi mìng dì tuī kāi rén qún, lái dào zhǔ jiǎo guān miàn qián, xù shuō le zuó wǎn de shì qíng. zhǎng xíng guān cóng shāng rén bó zi shàng qǔ xià jiǎo tào, tào zài zǒng guǎn de bó zi shàng. kuài yào kāi jiǎo shí, nà gè yī shēng jǐ kāi rén qún chōng shàng lái, tā yě jiǎng le zuó wǎn de shì qíng, shāng xīn de gǎn kǎi dào:" wǒ wú yì zhōng hài sǐ le yí ge rén, bù néng zài hài lìng yí gè." yī shēng de zì shǒu gǎn dòng le cái féng, tā lì jí bēn dào jiǎo jià xià shuō:" shā rén de bú shì yī shēng, shì wǒ, jiǎo sǐ wǒ ba!" | |
| huáng dì tīng shuō le zhè jiàn shì qíng yǐ hòu jué de hěn qí guài, jiù lì kè zhào tā men tái zhe xiǎo ǎi rén yì qǐ jìn gōng lái kàn kàn. yuán lái, nà gè xiǎo ǎi rén shì huáng dì yǎng zài gōng zhōng de zhū rú, suí shí péi zài huáng dì zuǒ yòu, nà tiān tā hē zuì jiǔ yǐ hòu pǎo chū huáng gōng. | |
| yù yī kàn le kàn xiǎo ǎi rén, gěi tā guàn yī liǎo píng jiǔ, yòu yòng tiě qián cóng tā hóu lóng kǒu jiā chū yú cì. xiǎo ǎi rén zhàn qǐ lái, xī xī dì xiào kāi le. |
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