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This was a triumph |
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I'm making a note here, HUGE SUCCESS |
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It's hard to overstate my satisfaction |
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Aperture Science |
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We do what we must because we can |
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For the good of all of us |
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Except the ones who are dead |
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But there's no sense crying over every mistake |
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You just keep on trying till you run out of cake |
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And the science gets done |
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And you make a neat gun |
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For the people who are still alive |
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I'm not even angry |
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I'm being so sincere right now |
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Even though you broke my heart and killed me |
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And tore me to pieces |
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And threw every piece into a fire |
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As they burned it hurt because |
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I was so happy for you |
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Now these points of data make a beautiful line |
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And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time |
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So I'm GLaD I got burned, think of all the things we learned |
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For the people who are still alive |
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Go ahead and leave me |
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I think I prefer to stay inside |
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Maybe you'll find someone else to help you |
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Maybe Black Mesa |
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That was a joke, haha, FAT CHANCE |
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Anyway this cake is great |
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It's so delicious and moist |
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Look at me still talking when there's science to do |
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When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you |
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I've experiments to run, there is research to be done |
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On the people who are still alive |
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And believe me I am still alive |
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I'm doing science and I'm still alive |
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I feel fantastic and I'm still alive |
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While you're dying I'll be still alive |
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And when you're dead I'll be still alive |
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Still alive. |
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STILL ALIVE! |
