| [00:01.410] | 丐帮：你吃甜粽子 还是咸粽子 |
| [00:04.410] | 秀奶：我...吃甜粽子蘸酱油！！ |
| [00:09.140] | 丐帮：你走吧 |
| [00:13.820] | 少林：这位施主你这样拦截路人，小僧还 肿么化缘啊! |
| [00:18.850] | 丐帮：都是要饭的有本事来比DPS啊？ |
| [00:22.390] | 少林：DPS重要嘿？！！ |
| [00:23.600] | 丐帮：DPS重要嘿？！！ |
| [00:29.120] | 我一走出少林寺 |
| [00:30.810] | 就没吃过咸粽子（丐帮：Salty zongzi not eat！） |
| [00:32.960] | 小僧法号灯泡王子 |
| [00:36.840] | 跑商十次无压力 |
| [00:38.680] | 南坪江边无人敌 |
| [00:40.620] | 直到我遇见丐帮那天 |
| [00:44.550] | 我堂堂拳皇小王子 狂霸酷炫拽 |
| [00:48.340] | 五七万都看过来请你 吃甜粽子 |
| [00:52.180] | 对面那个光头作死 又抢我生意 |
| [00:56.010] | 秀奶别走敦敦敦敦 no zuo no die |
| [00:59.790] | 你是我的小呀小灯泡儿 |
| [01:03.620] | 每天虐你都不寂寞 |
| [01:06.870] | 亮亮的小脑壳闪耀我的心窝 |
| [01:10.950] | 你是我爱的蛊惑 惑惑惑惑 |
| [01:15.030] | 我是你的小呀小灯泡儿 |
| [01:18.860] | 就算没有情缘又如何 |
| [01:22.140] | 关键时刻我就把舍身给你 |
| [01:26.270] | 仇恨转移我爱的赤果 |
| [01:30.610] | 丐帮：据点争夺战我去就好！！浩气盟的奶妈！我来了！ |
| [01:36.090] | 少林：这个小灯笼你拿去....想我的时候就点亮它！ |
| [01:39.770] | 丐帮：等我回来一起打固定团！千万不要跟别的团长跑了！！ |
| [01:45.060] | 少林：你一定要活着回来打固定团！！ |
| [01:48.240] | 丐帮：千万不要跟别的团长跑了 |
| [01:52.970] | no zuo no die why you try |
| [01:54.910] | no try no high give me five |
| [01:56.860] | why try why high can t be shine |
| [02:00.640] | you shine you cry still go die |
| [02:02.630] | no zuo no die don t be shy |
| [02:04.520] | you shy you die you can try |
| [02:08.350] | 春天和你漫步在巴陵油菜花间 |
| [02:12.130] | 夏天夜晚陪你捕获西湖小黄鸡 |
| [02:16.020] | 秋天黄昏与你双飞在情缘圣地 |
| [02:19.810] | 冬天华山论剑有你 上！元！点！赞！ |
| [02:23.690] | 你是我的小呀小灯泡儿 |
| [02:27.420] | 每天虐你都不寂寞 |
| [02:30.660] | 亮亮的小脑壳闪耀我的心窝 |
| [02:34.750] | 你是我爱的蛊惑 惑惑惑惑 |
| [02:38.880] | 我是你的小呀小灯泡儿 |
| [02:42.660] | 就算没有情缘又如何 |
| [02:45.990] | 关键时刻我就把舍身给你 |
| [02:50.070] | 仇恨转移我爱的赤果 |
| [02:55.450] | 丐帮：我一定会活着回来打奶的！！！！！ |
| [02:57.640] | 秀奶：战场可以输...丐帮必须死！！ |
| [03:04.420] | 丐帮：小灯泡...那个浩气的奶妈...切冰心了... |
| [03:10.850] | 少林：黑我工资还不让我等你回来！！臭要饭的你这个骗子！！ |
| [03:17.070] | 你是我的小呀小灯泡儿 |
| [03:21.350] | 每天虐你都不寂寞 |
| [03:24.630] | 亮亮的小脑壳闪耀我的心窝 |
| [03:28.570] | 你就是我爱的蛊惑 惑惑惑惑 |
| [03:32.800] | 我是你的小呀小灯泡儿 |
| [03:36.630] | 就算没有情缘又如何 |
| [03:39.970] | 关键时刻我就把舍身给你 |
| [03:44.000] | 仇恨转移我爱的赤果 |
| [03:53.220] | 丐帮：小灯泡....一定不要吃咸粽子... |
| [04:01.230] | 少林：因为...里面有肉么 |
| [04:03.870] | 丐帮：啊不..有降低DPS的buff... |
| [04:13.190] | 七秀：代表治疗消灭你 |
| [04:16.630] | 少林：DPS重要嘿？！！ |
| [00:01.410] | gai bang: ni chi tian zong zi hai shi xian zong zi |
| [00:04.410] | xiu nai: wo... chi tian zong zi zhan jiang you!! |
| [00:09.140] | gai bang: ni zou ba |
| [00:13.820] | shao lin: zhe wei shi zhu ni zhe yang lan jie lu ren, xiao seng hai zhong me hua yuan a! |
| [00:18.850] | gai bang: dou shi yao fan de you ben shi lai bi DPS a? |
| [00:22.390] | shao lin: DPS zhong yao hei?!! |
| [00:23.600] | gai bang: DPS zhong yao hei?!! |
| [00:29.120] | wo yi zou chu shao lin si |
| [00:30.810] | jiu mei chi guo xian zong zi gai bang: Salty zongzi not eat! |
| [00:32.960] | xiao seng fa hao deng pao wang zi |
| [00:36.840] | pao shang shi ci wu ya li |
| [00:38.680] | nan ping jiang bian wu ren di |
| [00:40.620] | zhi dao wo yu jian gai bang na tian |
| [00:44.550] | wo tang tang quan huang xiao wang zi kuang ba ku xuan zhuai |
| [00:48.340] | wu qi wan dou kan guo lai qing ni chi tian zong zi |
| [00:52.180] | dui mian na ge guang tou zuo si you qiang wo sheng yi |
| [00:56.010] | xiu nai bie zou dun dun dun dun no zuo no die |
| [00:59.790] | ni shi wo de xiao ya xiao deng pao er |
| [01:03.620] | mei tian nue ni dou bu ji mo |
| [01:06.870] | liang liang de xiao nao ke shan yao wo de xin wo |
| [01:10.950] | ni shi wo ai de gu huo huo huo huo huo |
| [01:15.030] | wo shi ni de xiao ya xiao deng pao er |
| [01:18.860] | jiu suan mei you qing yuan you ru he |
| [01:22.140] | guan jian shi ke wo jiu ba she shen gei ni |
| [01:26.270] | chou hen zhuan yi wo ai de chi guo |
| [01:30.610] | gai bang: ju dian zheng duo zhan wo qu jiu hao!! hao qi meng de nai ma! wo lai le! |
| [01:36.090] | shao lin: zhe ge xiao deng long ni na qu.... xiang wo de shi hou jiu dian liang ta! |
| [01:39.770] | gai bang: deng wo hui lai yi qi da gu ding tuan! qian wan bu yao gen bie de tuan chang pao le!! |
| [01:45.060] | shao lin: ni yi ding yao huo zhe hui lai da gu ding tuan!! |
| [01:48.240] | gai bang: qian wan bu yao gen bie de tuan chang pao le |
| [01:52.970] | no zuo no die why you try |
| [01:54.910] | no try no high give me five |
| [01:56.860] | why try why high can t be shine |
| [02:00.640] | you shine you cry still go die |
| [02:02.630] | no zuo no die don t be shy |
| [02:04.520] | you shy you die you can try |
| [02:08.350] | chun tian he ni man bu zai ba ling you cai hua jian |
| [02:12.130] | xia tian ye wan pei ni bu huo xi hu xiao huang ji |
| [02:16.020] | qiu tian huang hun yu ni shuang fei zai qing yuan sheng di |
| [02:19.810] | dong tian hua shan lun jian you ni shang! yuan! dian! zan! |
| [02:23.690] | ni shi wo de xiao ya xiao deng pao er |
| [02:27.420] | mei tian nue ni dou bu ji mo |
| [02:30.660] | liang liang de xiao nao ke shan yao wo de xin wo |
| [02:34.750] | ni shi wo ai de gu huo huo huo huo huo |
| [02:38.880] | wo shi ni de xiao ya xiao deng pao er |
| [02:42.660] | jiu suan mei you qing yuan you ru he |
| [02:45.990] | guan jian shi ke wo jiu ba she shen gei ni |
| [02:50.070] | chou hen zhuan yi wo ai de chi guo |
| [02:55.450] | gai bang: wo yi ding hui huo zhe hui lai da nai de!!!!! |
| [02:57.640] | xiu nai: zhan chang ke yi shu... gai bang bi xu si!! |
| [03:04.420] | gai bang: xiao deng pao... na ge hao qi de nai ma... qie bing xin le... |
| [03:10.850] | shao lin: hei wo gong zi hai bu rang wo deng ni hui lai!! chou yao fan de ni zhe ge pian zi!! |
| [03:17.070] | ni shi wo de xiao ya xiao deng pao er |
| [03:21.350] | mei tian nue ni dou bu ji mo |
| [03:24.630] | liang liang de xiao nao ke shan yao wo de xin wo |
| [03:28.570] | ni jiu shi wo ai de gu huo huo huo huo huo |
| [03:32.800] | wo shi ni de xiao ya xiao deng pao er |
| [03:36.630] | jiu suan mei you qing yuan you ru he |
| [03:39.970] | guan jian shi ke wo jiu ba she shen gei ni |
| [03:44.000] | chou hen zhuan yi wo ai de chi guo |
| [03:53.220] | gai bang: xiao deng pao.... yi ding bu yao chi xian zong zi... |
| [04:01.230] | shao lin: yin wei... li mian you rou me |
| [04:03.870] | gai bang: a bu.. you jiang di DPS de buff... |
| [04:13.190] | qi xiu: dai biao zhi liao xiao mie ni |
| [04:16.630] | shao lin: DPS zhong yao hei?!! |
| [00:01.410] | gài bāng: nǐ chī tián zòng zi hái shì xián zòng zi |
| [00:04.410] | xiù nǎi: wǒ... chī tián zòng zi zhàn jiàng yóu!! |
| [00:09.140] | gài bāng: nǐ zǒu ba |
| [00:13.820] | shǎo lín: zhè wèi shī zhǔ nǐ zhè yàng lán jié lù rén, xiǎo sēng hái zhǒng me huà yuán a! |
| [00:18.850] | gài bāng: dōu shì yào fàn de yǒu běn shì lái bǐ DPS a? |
| [00:22.390] | shǎo lín: DPS zhòng yào hēi?!! |
| [00:23.600] | gài bāng: DPS zhòng yào hēi?!! |
| [00:29.120] | wǒ yī zǒu chū shǎo lín sì |
| [00:30.810] | jiù méi chī guò xián zòng zi gài bāng: Salty zongzi not eat! |
| [00:32.960] | xiǎo sēng fǎ hào dēng pào wáng zǐ |
| [00:36.840] | pǎo shāng shí cì wú yā lì |
| [00:38.680] | nán píng jiāng biān wú rén dí |
| [00:40.620] | zhí dào wǒ yù jiàn gài bāng nà tiān |
| [00:44.550] | wǒ táng táng quán huáng xiǎo wáng zǐ kuáng bà kù xuàn zhuāi |
| [00:48.340] | wǔ qī wàn dōu kàn guò lái qǐng nǐ chī tián zòng zi |
| [00:52.180] | duì miàn nà gè guāng tóu zuō sǐ yòu qiǎng wǒ shēng yì |
| [00:56.010] | xiù nǎi bié zǒu dūn dūn dūn dūn no zuo no die |
| [00:59.790] | nǐ shì wǒ de xiǎo ya xiǎo dēng pào ér |
| [01:03.620] | měi tiān nüè nǐ dōu bù jì mò |
| [01:06.870] | liàng liàng de xiǎo nǎo ké shǎn yào wǒ de xīn wō |
| [01:10.950] | nǐ shì wǒ ài de gǔ huò huò huò huò huò |
| [01:15.030] | wǒ shì nǐ de xiǎo ya xiǎo dēng pào ér |
| [01:18.860] | jiù suàn méi yǒu qíng yuán yòu rú hé |
| [01:22.140] | guān jiàn shí kè wǒ jiù bǎ shě shēn gěi nǐ |
| [01:26.270] | chóu hèn zhuǎn yí wǒ ài de chì guǒ |
| [01:30.610] | gài bāng: jù diǎn zhēng duó zhàn wǒ qù jiù hǎo!! hào qì méng de nǎi mā! wǒ lái le! |
| [01:36.090] | shǎo lín: zhè gè xiǎo dēng lóng nǐ ná qù.... xiǎng wǒ de shí hòu jiù diǎn liàng tā! |
| [01:39.770] | gài bāng: děng wǒ huí lái yì qǐ dǎ gù dìng tuán! qiān wàn bú yào gēn bié de tuán cháng pǎo le!! |
| [01:45.060] | shǎo lín: nǐ yí dìng yào huó zhe huí lái dǎ gù dìng tuán!! |
| [01:48.240] | gài bāng: qiān wàn bú yào gēn bié de tuán cháng pǎo le |
| [01:52.970] | no zuo no die why you try |
| [01:54.910] | no try no high give me five |
| [01:56.860] | why try why high can t be shine |
| [02:00.640] | you shine you cry still go die |
| [02:02.630] | no zuo no die don t be shy |
| [02:04.520] | you shy you die you can try |
| [02:08.350] | chūn tiān hé nǐ màn bù zài bā líng yóu cài huā jiān |
| [02:12.130] | xià tiān yè wǎn péi nǐ bǔ huò xī hú xiǎo huáng jī |
| [02:16.020] | qiū tiān huáng hūn yǔ nǐ shuāng fēi zài qíng yuán shèng dì |
| [02:19.810] | dōng tiān huà shān lùn jiàn yǒu nǐ shàng! yuán! diǎn! zàn! |
| [02:23.690] | nǐ shì wǒ de xiǎo ya xiǎo dēng pào ér |
| [02:27.420] | měi tiān nüè nǐ dōu bù jì mò |
| [02:30.660] | liàng liàng de xiǎo nǎo ké shǎn yào wǒ de xīn wō |
| [02:34.750] | nǐ shì wǒ ài de gǔ huò huò huò huò huò |
| [02:38.880] | wǒ shì nǐ de xiǎo ya xiǎo dēng pào ér |
| [02:42.660] | jiù suàn méi yǒu qíng yuán yòu rú hé |
| [02:45.990] | guān jiàn shí kè wǒ jiù bǎ shě shēn gěi nǐ |
| [02:50.070] | chóu hèn zhuǎn yí wǒ ài de chì guǒ |
| [02:55.450] | gài bāng: wǒ yí dìng huì huó zhe huí lái dǎ nǎi de!!!!! |
| [02:57.640] | xiù nǎi: zhàn chǎng kě yǐ shū... gài bāng bì xū sǐ!! |
| [03:04.420] | gài bāng: xiǎo dēng pào... nà gè hào qì de nǎi mā... qiè bīng xīn le... |
| [03:10.850] | shǎo lín: hēi wǒ gōng zī hái bù ràng wǒ děng nǐ huí lái!! chòu yào fàn de nǐ zhè gè piàn zi!! |
| [03:17.070] | nǐ shì wǒ de xiǎo ya xiǎo dēng pào ér |
| [03:21.350] | měi tiān nüè nǐ dōu bù jì mò |
| [03:24.630] | liàng liàng de xiǎo nǎo ké shǎn yào wǒ de xīn wō |
| [03:28.570] | nǐ jiù shì wǒ ài de gǔ huò huò huò huò huò |
| [03:32.800] | wǒ shì nǐ de xiǎo ya xiǎo dēng pào ér |
| [03:36.630] | jiù suàn méi yǒu qíng yuán yòu rú hé |
| [03:39.970] | guān jiàn shí kè wǒ jiù bǎ shě shēn gěi nǐ |
| [03:44.000] | chóu hèn zhuǎn yí wǒ ài de chì guǒ |
| [03:53.220] | gài bāng: xiǎo dēng pào.... yí dìng bú yào chī xián zòng zi... |
| [04:01.230] | shǎo lín: yīn wèi... lǐ miàn yǒu ròu me |
| [04:03.870] | gài bāng: a bù.. yǒu jiàng dī DPS de buff... |
| [04:13.190] | qī xiù: dài biǎo zhì liáo xiāo miè nǐ |
| [04:16.630] | shǎo lín: DPS zhòng yào hēi?!! |
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