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Yo I came home from work the other day |
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I was tired |
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I just wanted to sit back in my big chair |
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And play a little Xbox |
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You know |
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Relax a little |
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Then my wife comes in |
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She starts telling me |
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I play too much Xbox |
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I said what the ************* do you mean |
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This is just how I relax |
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Can I just play a little Xbox |
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Then she says |
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I saw on Oprah today |
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That guys who play video games |
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Don't love their wives |
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I'm like mother******g ************* |
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************* Oprah |
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I don't give a ************* |
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I wanna play my video games |
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I don't give a ************* about Oprah |
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Oprah ain't got no man |
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You better worry about your mother******g self |
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I just wanna kill some mother******s on Xbox |
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She said |
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You seem like you have a anger problem |
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Maybe you need some help |
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I'm like |
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************* call the police now |
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Gonna be institutionalized |
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You'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes |
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You won't have any say |
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They'll brainwash you until you see they way |
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I'm not crazy - institution |
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You're the one that's crazy -institution |
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You're driving me crazy - institution |
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They put me in a institution |
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Said it was the only solution |
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To give me the professional help |
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To save from the enemy myself |
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The other day I go on the internet |
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I'm just trying to check my email |
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So put in my password |
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It says I have an invalid password |
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I know my ******' password |
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So then it says go to customer service |
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So I get on customer service |
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I start talking to this dude |
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This mother****** sounds like he's from India or some *************t |
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He says to me |
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Whats your first dogs name |
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I don't know what my ******' first dogs name was |
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What the ****** the matter wit you |
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I just want my password |
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Gimme my ******' password |
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So then he ends up giving me my password |
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And he says |
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Your password has been sent to your email address |
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I'm like I cant get in my email address |
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What about cant get in my email address do you not understand mother****** |
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He says oh my god |
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It seems like you have an anger problem |
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You should have that checked out |
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I'm not crazy - institution |
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You're the one that's crazy -institution |
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You're driving me crazy - institution |
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They put me in a institution |
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Said it was the only solution |
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To give me the professional help |
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To save from the enemy myself |
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The other day I'm just sittin' alone |
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On lunch break at my job |
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Trying to eat a ham sandwich |
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Got little potato chips on the side |
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Little koo-aid |
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This mother****** walks up to me and says |
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Are you gonna eat that |
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Like yeah I'm gonna eat that |
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What the ************* you think I'm gonna do |
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Shove it up your ass |
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Do you understand that that pork can kill you |
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Look mother****** |
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Pork is not gonna kill me |
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Unless they figure a way |
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To shoot it out of a ******g gun |
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But I might kill you |
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If you keep ******' with me |
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He says hey calm down |
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I'm a vegan |
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************* a vegan |
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I could give a ************* if you eat sawdust mother****** |
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Just step away from my ******g sandwich |
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He said do you realize how much sugar is in that kool-aid |
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I said do you realize how much blood is in a human body |
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Do you wanna see it mother****** |
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Oh my god |
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You need therapy |
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You have an anger problem |
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Ahhhhhhh |
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I'm not crazy - institution |
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You're the one that's crazy -institution |
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You're driving me crazy - institution |
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They put me in a institution |
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Said it was the only solution |
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To give me the professional help |
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To save from the enemy myself |
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Suicidal |
