| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 小青岛 |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : 小青岛 |
| [00:21.71] | 我是个无名小兵 |
| [00:25.40] | 我想要做个英雄 |
| [00:30.72] | 我希望拯救世界 |
| [00:35.38] | 也希望天下太平 |
| [00:41.39] | 我看着蔚蓝的天空 |
| [00:45.27] | 花草都郁郁葱葱 |
| [00:49.54] | 开着车一路畅通 |
| [00:54.51] | 奔向美丽的梦中 |
| [01:04.86] | 可是却有人对我说 |
| [01:08.83] | 你有病 |
| [01:11.92] | 我有病我有病我病的不轻 |
| [01:16.28] | 看病的人在医院排成了长龙 |
| [01:21.15] | 我有病我有病我药不能停 |
| [01:25.95] | 我想要乐乐呵呵的度过余生 |
| [01:32.95] | |
| [01:55.61] | 我是个亿万富翁 |
| [01:58.92] | 我想要消灭贫穷 |
| [02:04.65] | 当领导克己奉公 |
| [02:09.45] | 造福好咱老百姓 |
| [02:12.62] | |
| [02:14.55] | 我拥有甜蜜的爱情 |
| [02:19.00] | 小两口共度一生 |
| [02:23.92] | 全社会其乐融融 |
| [02:28.76] | 都是和谐的家庭 |
| [02:32.16] | |
| [02:36.32] | 可是却有人对我说 |
| [02:41.89] | 你有病 |
| [02:44.02] | |
| [02:45.73] | 我有病我有病我病的不轻 |
| [02:49.72] | 看完病我走在上班的途中 |
| [02:54.70] | 我有病我有病 药能不能停 |
| [02:59.73] | 大不了生的伟大死的光荣 |
| [03:07.34] | 我有病我有病我病的不轻 |
| [03:11.54] | 看病的人在医院排成了长龙 |
| [03:16.26] | 我有病我有病我药不能停 |
| [03:21.03] | 我还想乐乐呵呵的度过余生 |
| [03:28.88] | （济南话）唉唉唉，挤么来，挤么来 |
| [03:30.44] | （青岛话）对不起昂，孩子长病了，插个号行不行？ |
| [03:32.48] | （济南话）孩子都长病了，你赶紧该干嘛干嘛去 |
| [03:34.60] | （青岛话）你白动手，你干什么！ |
| [03:36.26] | （济南话）我动手怎么治了，我想揍你来还 |
| [03:38.23] | （青岛话）你揍谁你，你挺扎煞 |
| [03:39.82] | （济南话）你怎么这么蜿蜒，我真呼你…… |
| [03:45.55] | 我有病我有病我病的不轻 |
| [03:49.99] | 看完病我走在上班的途中 |
| [03:54.82] | 我有病我有病 药能不能停 |
| [03:59.96] | 大不了生的伟大 死的光荣 |
| [04:06.97] | 我有病 我有病 谁没病 谁都有病 |
| [04:11.96] | 你有病 你有病 你身体有病 你脑子有病 |
| [04:16.48] | 他有病 他有病 该到哪里去找 看病的医生 |
| [04:21.29] | 我有病 大家都有病 |
| [04:26.90] | 为什么我们的世界这么多病 |
| [04:34.45] | 我有病 |
| [04:36.65] | 白：你吆喝什么，有病看病去！！！ |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : xiao qing dao |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : xiao qing dao |
| [00:21.71] | wo shi ge wu ming xiao bing |
| [00:25.40] | wo xiang yao zuo ge ying xiong |
| [00:30.72] | wo xi wang zheng jiu shi jie |
| [00:35.38] | ye xi wang tian xia tai ping |
| [00:41.39] | wo kan zhe wei lan de tian kong |
| [00:45.27] | hua cao dou yu yu cong cong |
| [00:49.54] | kai zhe che yi lu chang tong |
| [00:54.51] | ben xiang mei li de meng zhong |
| [01:04.86] | ke shi que you ren dui wo shuo |
| [01:08.83] | ni you bing |
| [01:11.92] | wo you bing wo you bing wo bing de bu qing |
| [01:16.28] | kan bing de ren zai yi yuan pai cheng le chang long |
| [01:21.15] | wo you bing wo you bing wo yao bu neng ting |
| [01:25.95] | wo xiang yao le le he he de du guo yu sheng |
| [01:32.95] | |
| [01:55.61] | wo shi ge yi wan fu weng |
| [01:58.92] | wo xiang yao xiao mie pin qiong |
| [02:04.65] | dang ling dao ke ji feng gong |
| [02:09.45] | zao fu hao zan lao bai xing |
| [02:12.62] | |
| [02:14.55] | wo yong you tian mi de ai qing |
| [02:19.00] | xiao liang kou gong du yi sheng |
| [02:23.92] | quan she hui qi le rong rong |
| [02:28.76] | dou shi he xie de jia ting |
| [02:32.16] | |
| [02:36.32] | ke shi que you ren dui wo shuo |
| [02:41.89] | ni you bing |
| [02:44.02] | |
| [02:45.73] | wo you bing wo you bing wo bing de bu qing |
| [02:49.72] | kan wan bing wo zou zai shang ban de tu zhong |
| [02:54.70] | wo you bing wo you bing yao neng bu neng ting |
| [02:59.73] | da bu liao sheng de wei da si de guang rong |
| [03:07.34] | wo you bing wo you bing wo bing de bu qing |
| [03:11.54] | kan bing de ren zai yi yuan pai cheng le chang long |
| [03:16.26] | wo you bing wo you bing wo yao bu neng ting |
| [03:21.03] | wo hai xiang le le he he de du guo yu sheng |
| [03:28.88] | ji nan hua ai ai ai, ji me lai, ji me lai |
| [03:30.44] | qing dao hua dui bu qi ang, hai zi chang bing le, cha ge hao xing bu xing? |
| [03:32.48] | ji nan hua hai zi dou zhang bing le, ni gan jin gai gan ma gan ma qu |
| [03:34.60] | qing dao hua ni bai dong shou, ni gan shen me! |
| [03:36.26] | ji nan hua wo dong shou zen me zhi le, wo xiang zou ni lai huan |
| [03:38.23] | qing dao hua ni zou shui ni, ni ting zha sha |
| [03:39.82] | ji nan hua ni zen me zhe me wan yan, wo zhen hu ni |
| [03:45.55] | wo you bing wo you bing wo bing de bu qing |
| [03:49.99] | kan wan bing wo zou zai shang ban de tu zhong |
| [03:54.82] | wo you bing wo you bing yao neng bu neng ting |
| [03:59.96] | da bu liao sheng de wei da si de guang rong |
| [04:06.97] | wo you bing wo you bing shui mei bing shui dou you bing |
| [04:11.96] | ni you bing ni you bing ni shen ti you bing ni nao zi you bing |
| [04:16.48] | ta you bing ta you bing gai dao na li qu zhao kan bing de yi sheng |
| [04:21.29] | wo you bing da jia dou you bing |
| [04:26.90] | wei shi me wo men de shi jie zhe me duo bing |
| [04:34.45] | wo you bing |
| [04:36.65] | bai: ni yao he shen me, you bing kan bing qu!!! |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : xiǎo qīng dǎo |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : xiǎo qīng dǎo |
| [00:21.71] | wǒ shì gè wú míng xiǎo bīng |
| [00:25.40] | wǒ xiǎng yào zuò gè yīng xióng |
| [00:30.72] | wǒ xī wàng zhěng jiù shì jiè |
| [00:35.38] | yě xī wàng tiān xià tài píng |
| [00:41.39] | wǒ kàn zhe wèi lán de tiān kōng |
| [00:45.27] | huā cǎo dōu yù yù cōng cōng |
| [00:49.54] | kāi zhe chē yí lù chàng tōng |
| [00:54.51] | bēn xiàng měi lì de mèng zhōng |
| [01:04.86] | kě shì què yǒu rén duì wǒ shuō |
| [01:08.83] | nǐ yǒu bìng |
| [01:11.92] | wǒ yǒu bìng wǒ yǒu bìng wǒ bìng de bù qīng |
| [01:16.28] | kàn bìng de rén zài yī yuàn pái chéng le cháng lóng |
| [01:21.15] | wǒ yǒu bìng wǒ yǒu bìng wǒ yào bù néng tíng |
| [01:25.95] | wǒ xiǎng yào lè lè hē hē de dù guò yú shēng |
| [01:32.95] | |
| [01:55.61] | wǒ shì gè yì wàn fù wēng |
| [01:58.92] | wǒ xiǎng yào xiāo miè pín qióng |
| [02:04.65] | dāng lǐng dǎo kè jǐ fèng gōng |
| [02:09.45] | zào fú hǎo zán lǎo bǎi xìng |
| [02:12.62] | |
| [02:14.55] | wǒ yōng yǒu tián mì de ài qíng |
| [02:19.00] | xiǎo liǎng kǒu gòng dù yī shēng |
| [02:23.92] | quán shè huì qí lè róng róng |
| [02:28.76] | dōu shì hé xié de jiā tíng |
| [02:32.16] | |
| [02:36.32] | kě shì què yǒu rén duì wǒ shuō |
| [02:41.89] | nǐ yǒu bìng |
| [02:44.02] | |
| [02:45.73] | wǒ yǒu bìng wǒ yǒu bìng wǒ bìng de bù qīng |
| [02:49.72] | kàn wán bìng wǒ zǒu zài shàng bān de tú zhōng |
| [02:54.70] | wǒ yǒu bìng wǒ yǒu bìng yào néng bù néng tíng |
| [02:59.73] | dà bù liǎo shēng de wěi dà sǐ de guāng róng |
| [03:07.34] | wǒ yǒu bìng wǒ yǒu bìng wǒ bìng de bù qīng |
| [03:11.54] | kàn bìng de rén zài yī yuàn pái chéng le cháng lóng |
| [03:16.26] | wǒ yǒu bìng wǒ yǒu bìng wǒ yào bù néng tíng |
| [03:21.03] | wǒ hái xiǎng lè lè hē hē de dù guò yú shēng |
| [03:28.88] | jǐ nán huà āi āi āi, jǐ me lái, jǐ me lái |
| [03:30.44] | qīng dǎo huà duì bù qǐ áng, hái zǐ cháng bìng le, chā gè hào xíng bù xíng? |
| [03:32.48] | jǐ nán huà hái zǐ dōu zhǎng bìng le, nǐ gǎn jǐn gāi gàn ma gàn ma qù |
| [03:34.60] | qīng dǎo huà nǐ bái dòng shǒu, nǐ gàn shén me! |
| [03:36.26] | jǐ nán huà wǒ dòng shǒu zěn me zhì le, wǒ xiǎng zòu nǐ lái huán |
| [03:38.23] | qīng dǎo huà nǐ zòu shuí nǐ, nǐ tǐng zhā shā |
| [03:39.82] | jǐ nán huà nǐ zěn me zhè me wān yán, wǒ zhēn hū nǐ |
| [03:45.55] | wǒ yǒu bìng wǒ yǒu bìng wǒ bìng de bù qīng |
| [03:49.99] | kàn wán bìng wǒ zǒu zài shàng bān de tú zhōng |
| [03:54.82] | wǒ yǒu bìng wǒ yǒu bìng yào néng bù néng tíng |
| [03:59.96] | dà bù liǎo shēng de wěi dà sǐ de guāng róng |
| [04:06.97] | wǒ yǒu bìng wǒ yǒu bìng shuí méi bìng shuí dōu yǒu bìng |
| [04:11.96] | nǐ yǒu bìng nǐ yǒu bìng nǐ shēn tǐ yǒu bìng nǐ nǎo zi yǒu bìng |
| [04:16.48] | tā yǒu bìng tā yǒu bìng gāi dào nǎ lǐ qù zhǎo kàn bìng de yī shēng |
| [04:21.29] | wǒ yǒu bìng dà jiā dōu yǒu bìng |
| [04:26.90] | wèi shí me wǒ men de shì jiè zhè me duō bìng |
| [04:34.45] | wǒ yǒu bìng |
| [04:36.65] | bái: nǐ yāo he shén me, yǒu bìng kàn bìng qù!!! |
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