| Song | Never Really Good At Sports |
| Artist | Sledding With Tigers |
| Album | A Necessary Bummer |
| If Self-Loathing was a sport, | |
| then I’d finally be good at a sport | |
| If self-loathing was a sport, | |
| I’d be the goddamn MVP | |
| Someday I will learn to love myself | |
| as much as I love everybody else | |
| I drove you home | |
| in the California rain | |
| And I knew that I’d never | |
| drive you home again | |
| And as I drove myself home | |
| The rain began to slow | |
| Even when your seat is empty | |
| With my thoughts I’m never alone |
| If SelfLoathing was a sport, | |
| then I' d finally be good at a sport | |
| If selfloathing was a sport, | |
| I' d be the goddamn MVP | |
| Someday I will learn to love myself | |
| as much as I love everybody else | |
| I drove you home | |
| in the California rain | |
| And I knew that I' d never | |
| drive you home again | |
| And as I drove myself home | |
| The rain began to slow | |
| Even when your seat is empty | |
| With my thoughts I' m never alone |