| Song | Our Retired Explorer |
| Artist | Spraynard |
| Album | The Mark Tom Patrick Show |
| Just one more drink and then I should be on my way home | |
| I'm not entirely sure what you're talking about | |
| I've had a really nice time but my dogs need to be fed | |
| I must say that in the right light you look like Shackleton | |
| Comment allez-vous ce soir? Je suis comme ci comme ça | |
| Yes, a penguin taught me French back in Antarctica | |
| Oh, I could show you the way shadows colonize snow | |
| Ice breaking up on the bay off the Lassiter coast | |
| Light failing over the pole as every longitude leads | |
| Up to your frost bitten feet oh, you're very sweet | |
| Thank you for the flowers and the book by Derrida | |
| But I must be getting back to dear Antarctica | |
| Say, do you have a ship and a dozen able men | |
| That maybe you could lend me? | |
| Oh Antarctica | |
| Oh Antarctica | |
| Oh Antarctica | |
| Oh Antarctica |
| Just one more drink and then I should be on my way home | |
| I' m not entirely sure what you' re talking about | |
| I' ve had a really nice time but my dogs need to be fed | |
| I must say that in the right light you look like Shackleton | |
| Comment allezvous ce soir? Je suis comme ci comme a | |
| Yes, a penguin taught me French back in Antarctica | |
| Oh, I could show you the way shadows colonize snow | |
| Ice breaking up on the bay off the Lassiter coast | |
| Light failing over the pole as every longitude leads | |
| Up to your frost bitten feet oh, you' re very sweet | |
| Thank you for the flowers and the book by Derrida | |
| But I must be getting back to dear Antarctica | |
| Say, do you have a ship and a dozen able men | |
| That maybe you could lend me? | |
| Oh Antarctica | |
| Oh Antarctica | |
| Oh Antarctica | |
| Oh Antarctica |