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There once was a poodle who thought he was a cowboy, |
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He lived in a cage the size of his thumb |
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And, though his white horse was a box of toothpicks, |
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he galloped around until hit by a car |
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Sometimes I flap my arms like a hummingbird |
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just to remind myself I'll never fly |
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Sometimes I burn my arms with cigarettes |
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just to pretend I won't scream when I die |
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If my life was as long as the moon's, |
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I'd still be jealous of the sun |
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If my life lasted only one day, |
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I'd still be drunk by noon, |
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Yes, I'd still be drunk by noon. |
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Sometimes I hope to come down with cancer |
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At least then I'll get to watch TV all day |
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And on my deathbed I'll get all the answers |
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even if all my questions are taken away. |
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If my life was as long as the moon's, |
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I'd still be jealous of the sun |
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If my life lasted only one day, |
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I'd still be drunk by noon, |
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I'd still be drunk by noon. |
