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Everything was perfect |
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And then all of a sudden there was a... |
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Purse?... check. Skirt?...right. |
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Shoes?... OK. |
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Blouse?... slick! |
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But God I was awful |
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Give me another chance |
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Pretty please, oh pretty please |
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Can I try again? |
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Stockings?... straight. |
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Earrings?... Nah... |
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Necklace?... I don't think so... |
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Lingerie?...ha, ha, ha |
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Stop it, got to get serious |
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Or "hello cool disaster" |
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One goof and it's the stick |
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For the world's most tired chick |
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So this isn't just dressing up girl |
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This is warfare... |
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Everything's wrong if my hair is wrong |
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Everything's wrong if my hair is |
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If my hair is wrong, everything's wrong |
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Everything's wrong if my hair... is |
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Help me with this zipper, darling, |
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Then could you kind of disappear? |
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And on the way out, kill the lights. |
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A few minutes to myself would be nice, |
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And now that I'm alone, |
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How did I get here? |
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I was?...thanks! |
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You did?...Great! |
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I can?...really? |
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When?...now? |
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But God, I was awful |
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Give me another chance |
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Pretty please, oh pretty please |
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Can I try again? |
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How?... gee, I don't know... |
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They were?...wow... |
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What?... you're kidding? |
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Oh, that good?...come on! |
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Stop it, got to get serious |
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No way do I deserve it |
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I was lucky, it was tricks |
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And don't you ever call me a "chick" |
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And I don't know why, but praise like |
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I just can't accept it |
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Everything's wrong if my hair is wrong |
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Everything's wrong if my hair is |
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Now something's wrong if everything's wrong |
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Everything's wrong if my hair...is...wrong. |