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I feel pretty, Oh, so pretty, |
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I feel pretty and witty and bright! |
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And I pity Any girl who isn't me tonight. |
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I feel charming, Oh, so charming |
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It's alarming how charming |
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I feel! And so pretty |
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That I hardly can believe |
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I'm real. See the pretty girl in that mirror there: |
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Who can that attractive girl be? |
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Such a pretty face, Such a pretty dress, |
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Such a pretty smile, |
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Such a pretty me! I feel stunning |
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And entrancing, Feel like running and dancing for joy, |
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For I'm loved By a pretty wonderful boy! |
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GIRLS Have you met my good friend |
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Maria, The craziest girl on the block? |
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You'll know her the minute you see her, |
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She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock. |
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She thinks she's in love. |
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She thinks she's in Spain. |
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She isn't in love, She's merely insane. |
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It must be the heat Or some rare disease, |
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Or too much to eat Or maybe it's fleas. |
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Keep away from her, |