Here's Your Sign Lyrics

Song	Here's Your Sign
Artist	Bill Engvall
Album	Ultimate Laughs
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	作词 : Bill Engvall
	作曲 : Bill Engvall
	I just hate stupid people.
	They should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid.
	That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you?
	You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops,
	never mind"
	"I didn't see your sign."
	It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California our house
	was full
	of boxes and there was a u-Haul truck in our driveway.
	My friend comes over and says, "Hey, You moving?"
	"Nope."
	"We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week. Just to see how many
	boxes it takes."
	"Here's your sign."
	Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they understand?
	We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking about the
	modern man.
	So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
	Here's your sign. Here's your sign.
	A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled
	his boat
	into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass this idiot on
	the dock
	goes, "Hey, yall catch all them fish?"
	Nope.
	"Talked 'em into giving up."
	"Here's your sign."
	I was out in the front yard with my boy the other day and he was
	playing with his little friend, and he hit his friend and I went up to
	him
	and I said "Hey, (smacks his boy), we don't hit." He looked up at me
	like, "Here's your sign, dad."
	Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they understand?
	We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking about the
	modern man.
	So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
	Here's your sign. Here's your sign.
	I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel, there
	was a guy
	inventing a shark bite suit. There's only one way to test that.
	"Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want
	you to jump
	into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite
	you."
	"Well allright....hold my sign, I don't wanna loose it"
	Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they understand?
	We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking about the
	modern man.
	So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
	Here's your sign. Here's your sign.
	Last time I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire, I pulled my
	truck into one
	of these side-of-the-road gas statioons, the attendant walks out, looks
	at my truck,
	looks at me, I swear to GOD he went, "Tire go flat?"
	I couldn't resist.
	I said "Nope".
	"No I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on
	me."
	"Here's your sign."
	Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they understand?
	We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking about the
	modern man.
	So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
	People with them little bitty teenie weenie tiny monds...
	Here's your sign.
	We were trying to sell our car about a year ago, a guy come over to the
	house, drove the
	car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out
	of the car, reaches down
	and grabs the exhaust pipe, then goes, "Damn thats hot!"
	See...
	If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.

	zuo ci : Bill Engvall
	zuo qu : Bill Engvall
	I just hate stupid people.
	They should have to wear signs that just say I' m stupid.
	That way you wouldn' t rely on them, would you?
	You wouldn' t ask them anything. It would be like, " Excuse me... oops,
	never mind"
	" I didn' t see your sign."
	It' s like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California our house
	was full
	of boxes and there was a uHaul truck in our driveway.
	My friend comes over and says, " Hey, You moving?"
	" Nope."
	" We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week. Just to see how many
	boxes it takes."
	" Here' s your sign."
	Why can' t they get the picture? Why don' t they understand?
	We' re not dealing with the planet of apes, we' re talking about the
	modern man.
	So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
	Here' s your sign. Here' s your sign.
	A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled
	his boat
	into the dock, I lifted up this big ' ol stringer of bass this idiot on
	the dock
	goes, " Hey, yall catch all them fish?"
	Nope.
	" Talked ' em into giving up."
	" Here' s your sign."
	I was out in the front yard with my boy the other day and he was
	playing with his little friend, and he hit his friend and I went up to
	him
	and I said " Hey, smacks his boy, we don' t hit." He looked up at me
	like, " Here' s your sign, dad."
	Why can' t they get the picture? Why don' t they understand?
	We' re not dealing with the planet of apes, we' re talking about the
	modern man.
	So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
	Here' s your sign. Here' s your sign.
	I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel, there
	was a guy
	inventing a shark bite suit. There' s only one way to test that.
	" Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want
	you to jump
	into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite
	you."
	" Well allright.... hold my sign, I don' t wanna loose it"
	Why can' t they get the picture? Why don' t they understand?
	We' re not dealing with the planet of apes, we' re talking about the
	modern man.
	So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
	Here' s your sign. Here' s your sign.
	Last time I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire, I pulled my
	truck into one
	of these sideoftheroad gas statioons, the attendant walks out, looks
	at my truck,
	looks at me, I swear to GOD he went, " Tire go flat?"
	I couldn' t resist.
	I said " Nope".
	" No I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on
	me."
	" Here' s your sign."
	Why can' t they get the picture? Why don' t they understand?
	We' re not dealing with the planet of apes, we' re talking about the
	modern man.
	So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
	People with them little bitty teenie weenie tiny monds...
	Here' s your sign.
	We were trying to sell our car about a year ago, a guy come over to the
	house, drove the
	car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out
	of the car, reaches down
	and grabs the exhaust pipe, then goes, " Damn thats hot!"
	See...
	If he' d been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.

	zuò cí : Bill Engvall
	zuò qǔ : Bill Engvall
	I just hate stupid people.
	They should have to wear signs that just say I' m stupid.
	That way you wouldn' t rely on them, would you?
	You wouldn' t ask them anything. It would be like, " Excuse me... oops,
	never mind"
	" I didn' t see your sign."
	It' s like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California our house
	was full
	of boxes and there was a uHaul truck in our driveway.
	My friend comes over and says, " Hey, You moving?"
	" Nope."
	" We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week. Just to see how many
	boxes it takes."
	" Here' s your sign."
	Why can' t they get the picture? Why don' t they understand?
	We' re not dealing with the planet of apes, we' re talking about the
	modern man.
	So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
	Here' s your sign. Here' s your sign.
	A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled
	his boat
	into the dock, I lifted up this big ' ol stringer of bass this idiot on
	the dock
	goes, " Hey, yall catch all them fish?"
	Nope.
	" Talked ' em into giving up."
	" Here' s your sign."
	I was out in the front yard with my boy the other day and he was
	playing with his little friend, and he hit his friend and I went up to
	him
	and I said " Hey, smacks his boy, we don' t hit." He looked up at me
	like, " Here' s your sign, dad."
	Why can' t they get the picture? Why don' t they understand?
	We' re not dealing with the planet of apes, we' re talking about the
	modern man.
	So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
	Here' s your sign. Here' s your sign.
	I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel, there
	was a guy
	inventing a shark bite suit. There' s only one way to test that.
	" Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want
	you to jump
	into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite
	you."
	" Well allright.... hold my sign, I don' t wanna loose it"
	Why can' t they get the picture? Why don' t they understand?
	We' re not dealing with the planet of apes, we' re talking about the
	modern man.
	So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
	Here' s your sign. Here' s your sign.
	Last time I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire, I pulled my
	truck into one
	of these sideoftheroad gas statioons, the attendant walks out, looks
	at my truck,
	looks at me, I swear to GOD he went, " Tire go flat?"
	I couldn' t resist.
	I said " Nope".
	" No I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on
	me."
	" Here' s your sign."
	Why can' t they get the picture? Why don' t they understand?
	We' re not dealing with the planet of apes, we' re talking about the
	modern man.
	So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
	People with them little bitty teenie weenie tiny monds...
	Here' s your sign.
	We were trying to sell our car about a year ago, a guy come over to the
	house, drove the
	car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out
	of the car, reaches down
	and grabs the exhaust pipe, then goes, " Damn thats hot!"
	See...
	If he' d been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.

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