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[00:01.37] | (字幕:炼金术即分析分解及重组氮磷钾的科学 |
[00:06.34] | 但并非万能的技术 |
[00:09.39] | 无法无中生有 |
[00:12.73] | 想获得什么 |
[00:14.79]就必须答对[好处有啥] | 的问题 |
[00:18.25]此即炼金术师的基本原则[等价交换] | |
[00:22.97] | 炼金术师亦有禁忌 |
[00:25.34] | 即金坷垃炼成 |
[00:27.45] | 任何人都不可破此禁忌) |
[00:30.37] | 坷垃好处有啥 |
[00:32.12] | 你们都不能打架 |
[00:33.92] | 打架我不给他金坷垃 |
[00:37.41] | 你们都说说好处有啥 |
[00:39.10] | 谁说对了我就给他金坷垃 |
[00:42.51] | |
[00:52.29] | 我非洲不发达 |
[00:54.40] | 不发达必须要有 |
[00:56.13] | 要有金坷垃 |
[00:59.35] | 我资源太缺乏 |
[01:01.22] | 必须要有金坷垃 |
[01:03.09] | 吸收氮磷钾 |
[01:05.25] | 肥料掺了一袋坷垃 |
[01:06.86] | 不流失蒸发一袋能顶 |
[01:08.48] | 两袋来撒我必须要坷垃 |
[01:10.69] | 好处都有啥 |
[01:12.21] | 日本滴资源实在太缺乏 |
[01:13.55] | 我必须要金坷垃种庄稼 |
[01:15.22] | 小麦亩产一千八 |
[01:17.65] | 我的坷垃 |
[01:18.92] | 非洲不发达我必须要坷垃 |
[01:20.38] | 不发达必须要金坷垃种庄稼 |
[01:22.20] | 掺了坷垃亩产千八 |
[01:23.72] | 粮食再也不用进口啦 |
[01:25.74] | 沃日TM小鬼子真不傻 |
[01:27.26] | 坷垃给他对美国农业危害大 |
[01:28.87] | 我说神马 |
[01:29.88] | 也不给他金坷垃 |
[01:30.68] | 说啥也不给他 |
[01:32.55] | 没有坷垃 |
[01:33.88] | 怎么能种庄稼 |
[01:35.43] | 小麦怎么亩产千八 |
[01:37.33] | 怎么能吸收氮磷钾? |
[01:38.87] | 我要金坷垃 |
[01:40.63] | 不浪费不流失蒸发 |
[01:44.32] | 小麦亩产一千八 |
[01:45.89] | 粮食再也不用 |
[01:47.49] | 向美国进口啦 |
[01:49.28] | 庄稼能吸收两米氮磷钾 |
[01:52.85] | 世界肥料都涨价 |
[01:54.38] | 我们必须要有金坷垃 |
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[02:05.76] | 美国圣地亚戈 |
[02:08.05] | American SHENGDIYA GE*n |
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[00:01.37] | zi mu: lian jin shu ji fen xi fen jie ji chong zu dan lin jia de ke xue |
[00:06.34] | dan bing fei wan neng de ji shu |
[00:09.39] | wu fa wu zhong sheng you |
[00:12.73] | xiang huo de shen me |
[00:14.79]就必须答对[好处有啥] | de wen ti |
[00:18.25]此即炼金术师的基本原则[等价交换] | |
[00:22.97] | lian jin shu shi yi you jin ji |
[00:25.34] | ji jin ke la lian cheng |
[00:27.45] | ren he ren dou bu ke po ci jin ji |
[00:30.37] | ke la hao chu you sha |
[00:32.12] | ni men dou bu neng da jia |
[00:33.92] | da jia wo bu gei ta jin ke la |
[00:37.41] | ni men dou shuo shuo hao chu you sha |
[00:39.10] | shui shuo dui le wo jiu gei ta jin ke la |
[00:42.51] | |
[00:52.29] | wo fei zhou bu fa da |
[00:54.40] | bu fa da bi xu yao you |
[00:56.13] | yao you jin ke la |
[00:59.35] | wo zi yuan tai que fa |
[01:01.22] | bi xu yao you jin ke la |
[01:03.09] | xi shou dan lin jia |
[01:05.25] | fei liao can le yi dai ke la |
[01:06.86] | bu liu shi zheng fa yi dai neng ding |
[01:08.48] | liang dai lai sa wo bi xu yao ke la |
[01:10.69] | hao chu dou you sha |
[01:12.21] | ri ben di zi yuan shi zai tai que fa |
[01:13.55] | wo bi xu yao jin ke la zhong zhuang jia |
[01:15.22] | xiao mai mu chan yi qian ba |
[01:17.65] | wo de ke la |
[01:18.92] | fei zhou bu fa da wo bi xu yao ke la |
[01:20.38] | bu fa da bi xu yao jin ke la zhong zhuang jia |
[01:22.20] | can le ke la mu chan qian ba |
[01:23.72] | liang shi zai ye bu yong jin kou la |
[01:25.74] | wo ri TM xiao gui zi zhen bu sha |
[01:27.26] | ke la gei ta dui mei guo nong ye wei hai da |
[01:28.87] | wo shuo shen ma |
[01:29.88] | ye bu gei ta jin ke la |
[01:30.68] | shuo sha ye bu gei ta |
[01:32.55] | mei you ke la |
[01:33.88] | zen me neng zhong zhuang jia |
[01:35.43] | xiao mai zen me mu chan qian ba |
[01:37.33] | zen me neng xi shou dan lin jia? |
[01:38.87] | wo yao jin ke la |
[01:40.63] | bu lang fei bu liu shi zheng fa |
[01:44.32] | xiao mai mu chan yi qian ba |
[01:45.89] | liang shi zai ye bu yong |
[01:47.49] | xiang mei guo jin kou la |
[01:49.28] | zhuang jia neng xi shou liang mi dan lin jia |
[01:52.85] | shi jie fei liao dou zhang jia |
[01:54.38] | wo men bi xu yao you jin ke la |
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[02:05.76] | mei guo sheng di ya ge |
[02:08.05] | American SHENGDIYA GE n |
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[00:01.37] | zì mù: liàn jīn shù jí fēn xī fēn jiě jí chóng zǔ dàn lín jiǎ de kē xué |
[00:06.34] | dàn bìng fēi wàn néng de jì shù |
[00:09.39] | wú fǎ wú zhōng shēng yǒu |
[00:12.73] | xiǎng huò dé shén me |
[00:14.79]就必须答对[好处有啥] | de wèn tí |
[00:18.25]此即炼金术师的基本原则[等价交换] | |
[00:22.97] | liàn jīn shù shī yì yǒu jìn jì |
[00:25.34] | jí jīn kē lā liàn chéng |
[00:27.45] | rèn hé rén dōu bù kě pò cǐ jìn jì |
[00:30.37] | kē lā hǎo chù yǒu shà |
[00:32.12] | nǐ men dōu bù néng dǎ jià |
[00:33.92] | dǎ jià wǒ bù gěi tā jīn kē lā |
[00:37.41] | nǐ men dōu shuō shuō hǎo chù yǒu shà |
[00:39.10] | shuí shuō duì le wǒ jiù gěi tā jīn kē lā |
[00:42.51] | |
[00:52.29] | wǒ fēi zhōu bù fā dá |
[00:54.40] | bù fā dá bì xū yào yǒu |
[00:56.13] | yào yǒu jīn kē lā |
[00:59.35] | wǒ zī yuán tài quē fá |
[01:01.22] | bì xū yào yǒu jīn kē lā |
[01:03.09] | xī shōu dàn lín jiǎ |
[01:05.25] | féi liào càn le yī dài kē lā |
[01:06.86] | bù liú shī zhēng fā yī dài néng dǐng |
[01:08.48] | liǎng dài lái sā wǒ bì xū yào kē lā |
[01:10.69] | hǎo chù dōu yǒu shà |
[01:12.21] | rì běn dī zī yuán shí zài tài quē fá |
[01:13.55] | wǒ bì xū yào jīn kē lā zhǒng zhuāng jià |
[01:15.22] | xiǎo mài mǔ chǎn yī qiān bā |
[01:17.65] | wǒ de kē lā |
[01:18.92] | fēi zhōu bù fā dá wǒ bì xū yào kē lā |
[01:20.38] | bù fā dá bì xū yào jīn kē lā zhǒng zhuāng jià |
[01:22.20] | càn le kē lā mǔ chǎn qiān bā |
[01:23.72] | liáng shí zài yě bù yòng jìn kǒu la |
[01:25.74] | wò rì TM xiǎo guǐ zǐ zhēn bù shǎ |
[01:27.26] | kē lā gěi tā duì měi guó nóng yè wēi hài dà |
[01:28.87] | wǒ shuō shén mǎ |
[01:29.88] | yě bù gěi tā jīn kē lā |
[01:30.68] | shuō shà yě bù gěi tā |
[01:32.55] | méi yǒu kē lā |
[01:33.88] | zěn me néng zhǒng zhuāng jià |
[01:35.43] | xiǎo mài zěn me mǔ chǎn qiān bā |
[01:37.33] | zěn me néng xī shōu dàn lín jiǎ? |
[01:38.87] | wǒ yào jīn kē lā |
[01:40.63] | bù làng fèi bù liú shī zhēng fā |
[01:44.32] | xiǎo mài mǔ chǎn yī qiān bā |
[01:45.89] | liáng shí zài yě bù yòng |
[01:47.49] | xiàng měi guó jìn kǒu la |
[01:49.28] | zhuāng jià néng xī shōu liǎng mǐ dàn lín jiǎ |
[01:52.85] | shì jiè féi liào dōu zhǎng jià |
[01:54.38] | wǒ men bì xū yào yǒu jīn kē lā |
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[02:05.76] | měi guó shèng dì yà gē |
[02:08.05] | American SHENGDIYA GE n |