[00:14.84] | 球赛刚开场 电话突然响 |
[00:16.93] | 小孬哥他刚失恋他心里闷得慌 |
[00:19.59] | 去陪他喝两口 再陪他疗疗伤 |
[00:22.26] | 谁让兄弟这么多年有难咱一起扛 |
[00:24.54] | |
[00:24.86] | 我穿了个拖拉板 我捞个大裤头 |
[00:27.61] | 我喷上香水 摸上头油赶紧下了楼 |
[00:30.24] | 就这二里半 他开车太费油 |
[00:32.93] | 想起了开车不喝酒 我还是地奔走 |
[00:35.23] | |
[00:38.41] | 一路带小跑 我到了大排档 |
[00:40.90] | 眼看孬哥一瓶白酒马上快怼光 |
[00:43.40] | |
[00:43.71] | (徐铵): |
[00:43.92] | 咦~赖孩你先坐那 你听我给你讲 |
[00:46.18] | 恁这嫂子不靠谱啊 她真让我心伤 |
[00:48.58] | |
[00:48.88] | (余润泽) |
[00:49.07] | 咦我说小孬哥 你伤心划不着 |
[00:51.55] | 她不珍惜孬哥你 那是她哩错 |
[00:54.21] | 你让她哭去吧 咱还得笑住过不是 |
[00:56.90] | 今天兄弟豁出去了 我陪你好好喝 |
[00:59.61] | 今天兄弟豁出去了 我陪你好好喝 |
[01:01.94] | |
[01:02.17] | (余润泽) |
[01:02.55] | 哎 老板 给孬哥加俩菜呗 |
[01:04.45] | |
[01:04.74] | (张明)中 ~ |
[01:04.98] | 花生米 豆腐丝 荆芥黄瓜桶子鸡 |
[01:07.56] | 烤肉串 烤生蚝 羊鞭羊眼羊凹腰 |
[01:10.27] | 碳锅鸡 碳锅鱼 再送青菜豆腐皮 |
[01:12.89] | 烧腐竹 烧大肠 螺丝大虾串串香 |
[01:15.91] | 耶~ 孬哥 烩面 怼两碗吧 |
[01:17.61] | (唱) |
[01:17.84] | 你呀你要是我的爱你就乖乖的跟我来 |
[01:23.52] | 你呀你要是我的菜你就乖乖的端上来 |
[01:28.87] | 你呀你要是我的爱你就乖乖的跟我来 |
[01:34.17] | 你呀你要是我的菜你就乖乖的端上来 |
[01:42.21] | |
[01:50.17] | (余润泽) |
[01:55.67] | 咦~老板哩报菜名 怼哩真不赖呀 |
[01:58.45] | 爱情就像一盘菜 它各有各的爱呀 |
[02:00.95] | 孬哥你人好 咱不怕没人爱 |
[02:03.51] | 这瓶美酒一打开 他好事自然来 |
[02:06.09] | (徐铵) |
[02:06.32] | 唉~ 赖孩你中啊 这话是最实在 |
[02:08.86] | 句句说到我心窝里 你让我想明白 |
[02:11.54] | 爱情这东西啊 就是一盘菜 |
[02:14.32] | 各种火候掌握好了 味道全出来 |
[02:16.78] | |
[02:17.03] | (余润泽) |
[02:17.48] | 咦~孬哥你白笑我了 老弟也快歇菜 |
[02:19.82] | 眼看今年都三十多才恋过一次爱 |
[02:22.23] | 他爸嫌我穷 他妈还嫌我矮 |
[02:24.89] | 眼看着一莊大喜事让房子给打败 |
[02:27.58] | 眼看着一莊大喜事让房子给打败 |
[02:30.17] | |
[02:30.39] | (余)孬哥你不孬哇 (徐)咦 赖孩也不赖啊 |
[02:32.93] | (余)那你说说咱俩恁好为啥没人爱来 |
[02:35.63] | (徐 )有钱就有缘 (余)没钱跑哩快 |
[02:38.21] | (徐)大概也许可能根本不是人家的菜 |
[02:40.96] | (合)大概也许可能根本不是人家的菜 |
[02:43.26] | |
[02:43.51] | (唱) |
[02:43.74] | 你呀你要是我的爱你就乖乖的跟我来 |
[02:48.80] | 你呀你要是我的菜你就乖乖的端上来 |
[02:54.22] | 你呀你要是我的爱你就乖乖的跟我来 |
[02:59.49] | 你呀你要是我的菜你就乖乖的端上来 |
[03:04.93] | 你呀你要是我的爱你就乖乖的跟我来 |
[03:10.19] | 你呀你要是我的菜你就乖乖的端上来 |
[03:15.57] | 你呀你要是我的爱你就乖乖的跟我来 |
[03:20.84] | 你呀你要是我的菜你就乖乖的端上来 |
[03:26.30] | 你呀你要是我的菜你就乖乖 乖乖端上来 |
[03:42.27] | |
[03:45.32] | 老板 找个代驾~ |
[03:47.81] |
[00:14.84] | qiu sai gang kai chang dian hua tu ran xiang |
[00:16.93] | xiao nao ge ta gang shi lian ta xin li men de huang |
[00:19.59] | qu pei ta he liang kou zai pei ta liao liao shang |
[00:22.26] | shui rang xiong di zhe me duo nian you nan zan yi qi kang |
[00:24.54] | |
[00:24.86] | wo chuan le ge tuo la ban wo lao ge da ku tou |
[00:27.61] | wo pen shang xiang shui mo shang tou you gan jin xia le lou |
[00:30.24] | jiu zhe er li ban ta kai che tai fei you |
[00:32.93] | xiang qi le kai che bu he jiu wo hai shi di ben zou |
[00:35.23] | |
[00:38.41] | yi lu dai xiao pao wo dao le da pai dang |
[00:40.90] | yan kan nao ge yi ping bai jiu ma shang kuai dui guang |
[00:43.40] | |
[00:43.71] | xu an: |
[00:43.92] | yi lai hai ni xian zuo na ni ting wo gei ni jiang |
[00:46.18] | nen zhe sao zi bu kao pu a ta zhen rang wo xin shang |
[00:48.58] | |
[00:48.88] | yu run ze |
[00:49.07] | yi wo shuo xiao nao ge ni shang xin hua bu zhao |
[00:51.55] | ta bu zhen xi nao ge ni na shi ta li cuo |
[00:54.21] | ni rang ta ku qu ba zan hai de xiao zhu guo bu shi |
[00:56.90] | jin tian xiong di huo chu qu le wo pei ni hao hao he |
[00:59.61] | jin tian xiong di huo chu qu le wo pei ni hao hao he |
[01:01.94] | |
[01:02.17] | yu run ze |
[01:02.55] | ai lao ban gei nao ge jia lia cai bei |
[01:04.45] | |
[01:04.74] | zhang ming zhong |
[01:04.98] | hua sheng mi dou fu si jing jie huang gua tong zi ji |
[01:07.56] | kao rou chuan kao sheng hao yang bian yang yan yang ao yao |
[01:10.27] | tan guo ji tan guo yu zai song qing cai dou fu pi |
[01:12.89] | shao fu zhu shao da chang luo si da xia chuan chuan xiang |
[01:15.91] | ye nao ge hui mian dui liang wan ba |
[01:17.61] | chang |
[01:17.84] | ni ya ni yao shi wo de ai ni jiu guai guai de gen wo lai |
[01:23.52] | ni ya ni yao shi wo de cai ni jiu guai guai de duan shang lai |
[01:28.87] | ni ya ni yao shi wo de ai ni jiu guai guai de gen wo lai |
[01:34.17] | ni ya ni yao shi wo de cai ni jiu guai guai de duan shang lai |
[01:42.21] | |
[01:50.17] | yu run ze |
[01:55.67] | yi lao ban li bao cai ming dui li zhen bu lai ya |
[01:58.45] | ai qing jiu xiang yi pan cai ta ge you ge de ai ya |
[02:00.95] | nao ge ni ren hao zan bu pa mei ren ai |
[02:03.51] | zhe ping mei jiu yi da kai ta hao shi zi ran lai |
[02:06.09] | xu an |
[02:06.32] | ai lai hai ni zhong a zhe hua shi zui shi zai |
[02:08.86] | ju ju shuo dao wo xin wo li ni rang wo xiang ming bai |
[02:11.54] | ai qing zhe dong xi a jiu shi yi pan cai |
[02:14.32] | ge zhong huo hou zhang wo hao le wei dao quan chu lai |
[02:16.78] | |
[02:17.03] | yu run ze |
[02:17.48] | yi nao ge ni bai xiao wo le lao di ye kuai xie cai |
[02:19.82] | yan kan jin nian dou san shi duo cai lian guo yi ci ai |
[02:22.23] | ta ba xian wo qiong ta ma hai xian wo ai |
[02:24.89] | yan kan zhe yi zhuang da xi shi rang fang zi gei da bai |
[02:27.58] | yan kan zhe yi zhuang da xi shi rang fang zi gei da bai |
[02:30.17] | |
[02:30.39] | yu nao ge ni bu nao wa xu yi lai hai ye bu lai a |
[02:32.93] | yu na ni shuo shuo zan lia nen hao wei sha mei ren ai lai |
[02:35.63] | xu you qian jiu you yuan yu mei qian pao li kuai |
[02:38.21] | xu da gai ye xu ke neng gen ben bu shi ren jia de cai |
[02:40.96] | he da gai ye xu ke neng gen ben bu shi ren jia de cai |
[02:43.26] | |
[02:43.51] | chang |
[02:43.74] | ni ya ni yao shi wo de ai ni jiu guai guai de gen wo lai |
[02:48.80] | ni ya ni yao shi wo de cai ni jiu guai guai de duan shang lai |
[02:54.22] | ni ya ni yao shi wo de ai ni jiu guai guai de gen wo lai |
[02:59.49] | ni ya ni yao shi wo de cai ni jiu guai guai de duan shang lai |
[03:04.93] | ni ya ni yao shi wo de ai ni jiu guai guai de gen wo lai |
[03:10.19] | ni ya ni yao shi wo de cai ni jiu guai guai de duan shang lai |
[03:15.57] | ni ya ni yao shi wo de ai ni jiu guai guai de gen wo lai |
[03:20.84] | ni ya ni yao shi wo de cai ni jiu guai guai de duan shang lai |
[03:26.30] | ni ya ni yao shi wo de cai ni jiu guai guai guai guai duan shang lai |
[03:42.27] | |
[03:45.32] | lao ban zhao ge dai jia |
[03:47.81] |
[00:14.84] | qiú sài gāng kāi chǎng diàn huà tū rán xiǎng |
[00:16.93] | xiǎo nāo gē tā gāng shī liàn tā xīn lǐ mèn dé huāng |
[00:19.59] | qù péi tā hē liǎng kǒu zài péi tā liáo liáo shāng |
[00:22.26] | shuí ràng xiōng dì zhè me duō nián yǒu nán zán yì qǐ káng |
[00:24.54] | |
[00:24.86] | wǒ chuān le gè tuō lā bǎn wǒ lāo gè dà kù tóu |
[00:27.61] | wǒ pēn shàng xiāng shuǐ mō shàng tou yóu gǎn jǐn xià le lóu |
[00:30.24] | jiù zhè èr lǐ bàn tā kāi chē tài fèi yóu |
[00:32.93] | xiǎng qǐ le kāi chē bù hē jiǔ wǒ hái shì dì bēn zǒu |
[00:35.23] | |
[00:38.41] | yí lù dài xiǎo pǎo wǒ dào le dà pái dàng |
[00:40.90] | yǎn kàn nāo gē yī píng bái jiǔ mǎ shàng kuài duì guāng |
[00:43.40] | |
[00:43.71] | xú ǎn: |
[00:43.92] | yí lài hái nǐ xiān zuò nà nǐ tīng wǒ gěi nǐ jiǎng |
[00:46.18] | nèn zhè sǎo zi bù kào pǔ a tā zhēn ràng wǒ xīn shāng |
[00:48.58] | |
[00:48.88] | yú rùn zé |
[00:49.07] | yí wǒ shuō xiǎo nāo gē nǐ shāng xīn huà bù zháo |
[00:51.55] | tā bù zhēn xī nāo gē nǐ nà shi tā lī cuò |
[00:54.21] | nǐ ràng tā kū qù ba zán hái dé xiào zhù guò bú shì |
[00:56.90] | jīn tiān xiōng dì huō chū qù le wǒ péi nǐ hǎo hǎo hē |
[00:59.61] | jīn tiān xiōng dì huō chū qù le wǒ péi nǐ hǎo hǎo hē |
[01:01.94] | |
[01:02.17] | yú rùn zé |
[01:02.55] | āi lǎo bǎn gěi nāo gē jiā liǎ cài bei |
[01:04.45] | |
[01:04.74] | zhāng míng zhōng |
[01:04.98] | huā shēng mǐ dòu fǔ sī jīng jiè huáng guā tǒng zǐ jī |
[01:07.56] | kǎo ròu chuàn kǎo shēng háo yáng biān yáng yǎn yáng āo yāo |
[01:10.27] | tàn guō jī tàn guō yú zài sòng qīng cài dòu fǔ pí |
[01:12.89] | shāo fǔ zhú shāo dà cháng luó sī dà xiā chuàn chuàn xiāng |
[01:15.91] | yé nāo gē huì miàn duì liǎng wǎn ba |
[01:17.61] | chàng |
[01:17.84] | nǐ ya nǐ yào shì wǒ de ài nǐ jiù guāi guāi de gēn wǒ lái |
[01:23.52] | nǐ ya nǐ yào shì wǒ de cài nǐ jiù guāi guāi de duān shàng lái |
[01:28.87] | nǐ ya nǐ yào shì wǒ de ài nǐ jiù guāi guāi de gēn wǒ lái |
[01:34.17] | nǐ ya nǐ yào shì wǒ de cài nǐ jiù guāi guāi de duān shàng lái |
[01:42.21] | |
[01:50.17] | yú rùn zé |
[01:55.67] | yí lǎo bǎn lī bào cài míng duì lī zhēn bù lài ya |
[01:58.45] | ài qíng jiù xiàng yī pán cài tā gè yǒu gè de ài ya |
[02:00.95] | nāo gē nǐ rén hǎo zán bù pà méi rén ài |
[02:03.51] | zhè píng měi jiǔ yī dǎ kāi tā hǎo shì zì rán lái |
[02:06.09] | xú ǎn |
[02:06.32] | āi lài hái nǐ zhōng a zhè huà shì zuì shí zài |
[02:08.86] | jù jù shuō dào wǒ xīn wō lǐ nǐ ràng wǒ xiǎng míng bái |
[02:11.54] | ài qíng zhè dōng xī a jiù shì yī pán cài |
[02:14.32] | gè zhǒng huǒ hòu zhǎng wò hǎo le wèi dào quán chū lái |
[02:16.78] | |
[02:17.03] | yú rùn zé |
[02:17.48] | yí nāo gē nǐ bái xiào wǒ le lǎo dì yě kuài xiē cài |
[02:19.82] | yǎn kàn jīn nián dōu sān shí duō cái liàn guò yī cì ài |
[02:22.23] | tā bà xián wǒ qióng tā mā hái xián wǒ ǎi |
[02:24.89] | yǎn kàn zhe yī zhuāng dà xǐ shì ràng fáng zi gěi dǎ bài |
[02:27.58] | yǎn kàn zhe yī zhuāng dà xǐ shì ràng fáng zi gěi dǎ bài |
[02:30.17] | |
[02:30.39] | yú nāo gē nǐ bù nāo wa xú yí lài hái yě bù lài a |
[02:32.93] | yú nà nǐ shuō shuō zán liǎ nèn hǎo wèi shà méi rén ài lái |
[02:35.63] | xú yǒu qián jiù yǒu yuán yú méi qián pǎo lī kuài |
[02:38.21] | xú dà gài yě xǔ kě néng gēn běn bú shì rén jiā de cài |
[02:40.96] | hé dà gài yě xǔ kě néng gēn běn bú shì rén jiā de cài |
[02:43.26] | |
[02:43.51] | chàng |
[02:43.74] | nǐ ya nǐ yào shì wǒ de ài nǐ jiù guāi guāi de gēn wǒ lái |
[02:48.80] | nǐ ya nǐ yào shì wǒ de cài nǐ jiù guāi guāi de duān shàng lái |
[02:54.22] | nǐ ya nǐ yào shì wǒ de ài nǐ jiù guāi guāi de gēn wǒ lái |
[02:59.49] | nǐ ya nǐ yào shì wǒ de cài nǐ jiù guāi guāi de duān shàng lái |
[03:04.93] | nǐ ya nǐ yào shì wǒ de ài nǐ jiù guāi guāi de gēn wǒ lái |
[03:10.19] | nǐ ya nǐ yào shì wǒ de cài nǐ jiù guāi guāi de duān shàng lái |
[03:15.57] | nǐ ya nǐ yào shì wǒ de ài nǐ jiù guāi guāi de gēn wǒ lái |
[03:20.84] | nǐ ya nǐ yào shì wǒ de cài nǐ jiù guāi guāi de duān shàng lái |
[03:26.30] | nǐ ya nǐ yào shì wǒ de cài nǐ jiù guāi guāi guāi guāi duān shàng lái |
[03:42.27] | |
[03:45.32] | lǎo bǎn zhǎo gè dài jià |
[03:47.81] |