| Song | New Paint |
| Artist | Loudon Wainwright III |
| Album | Pure... Acoustic 2014 |
| At the station you can meet her | |
| With that smile you couldn't cheat her | |
| A woman that kind is hard to find | |
| It's good to take a girl | |
| In the not so very good world | |
| And walk in the park until it gets dark | |
| Sometimes I feel ugly and old | |
| Excuse me, baby, if I'm acting bold | |
| My head gets hot but my feet aren't cold | |
| Excuse me if you will | |
| Take a breather on a bench | |
| Helps to build up the suspense | |
| Then the two of you go to a movie show | |
| If she's a woman there's a chance | |
| That she maybe likes to dance | |
| So you go to the hall and you out step â€~em all | |
| Don't make a hullabaloo, I'm not the hoi polloi | |
| I'll try any trick and I'll pull any ploy | |
| I'm a used up twentieth century boy | |
| Excuse me if you will | |
| She takes you home to meet the folks | |
| Laughing at the fathers jokes | |
| Shall we watch TV? It's all right with me | |
| Time to go, you're going to miss her | |
| In the doorway try to kiss her | |
| Oh, it tastes so good like you hoped it would | |
| If I was 16 again I'd give my eyetooth | |
| I'm tired and I'm hungry and I'm looking for my youth | |
| I'm a little uncool and I'm a little uncouth | |
| Oh, excuse me, yes, excuse me if you will | |
| At the station you can meet her | |
| With that smile you couldn't cheat her | |
| A woman that kind is hard to find |
| At the station you can meet her | |
| With that smile you couldn' t cheat her | |
| A woman that kind is hard to find | |
| It' s good to take a girl | |
| In the not so very good world | |
| And walk in the park until it gets dark | |
| Sometimes I feel ugly and old | |
| Excuse me, baby, if I' m acting bold | |
| My head gets hot but my feet aren' t cold | |
| Excuse me if you will | |
| Take a breather on a bench | |
| Helps to build up the suspense | |
| Then the two of you go to a movie show | |
| If she' s a woman there' s a chance | |
| That she maybe likes to dance | |
| So you go to the hall and you out step em all | |
| Don' t make a hullabaloo, I' m not the hoi polloi | |
| I' ll try any trick and I' ll pull any ploy | |
| I' m a used up twentieth century boy | |
| Excuse me if you will | |
| She takes you home to meet the folks | |
| Laughing at the fathers jokes | |
| Shall we watch TV? It' s all right with me | |
| Time to go, you' re going to miss her | |
| In the doorway try to kiss her | |
| Oh, it tastes so good like you hoped it would | |
| If I was 16 again I' d give my eyetooth | |
| I' m tired and I' m hungry and I' m looking for my youth | |
| I' m a little uncool and I' m a little uncouth | |
| Oh, excuse me, yes, excuse me if you will | |
| At the station you can meet her | |
| With that smile you couldn' t cheat her | |
| A woman that kind is hard to find |