| [00:02.50] | 航平：失礼します。 |
| [00:03.86] | 芹沢：自己紹介。 |
| [00:05.94] | 航平：何だか知らないけど、ご指名にあずかりました、並木航平です。 |
| [00:10.50] | 今日からユナさんのボディーガードを務めさせていただきます。 |
| [00:13.88] | けど、何で俺なんすか？よりによって、クリスマスイブ…。 |
| [00:17.99] | 芹沢：サボテンは静かにしてて。 |
| [00:19.17] | 航平：はっ？ |
| [00:19.56] | 芹沢：何も見ない、何も聞かない。 |
| [00:21.87] | 必要最低限のこと以外は話さない。 |
| [00:24.59] | ボディーガードはいざとなったとき、商品を守って、ちくっと刺してくれればいいのよ。 |
| [00:30.79] | 航平：商品って。人のことサボテンとか商品って…あんだね。 |
| [00:35.36] | 芹沢：サボテン。 |
| [00:36.16] | 航平：はっ？ |
| [00:37.83] | 芹沢：んっ。じゃあ、あと１０分で、高鍋さんより少しだけ早く入るのよ。 |
| [00:47.93] | 航平：サボテンって。 |
| [00:52.07] | ユナ：本当に私を守れるのかな？サボテン。 |
| [01:02.99] | 航平：あの女、むかつくなぁ。 |
| [00:02.50] | hang ping: shi li. |
| [00:03.86] | qin ze: zi ji shao jie. |
| [00:05.94] | hang ping: he zhi zhi ming bing mu hang ping. |
| [00:10.50] | jin ri wu. |
| [00:13.88] | he an?. |
| [00:17.99] | qin ze: jing. |
| [00:19.17] | hang ping:? |
| [00:19.56] | qin ze: he jian he wen. |
| [00:21.87] | bi yao zui di xian yi wai hua. |
| [00:24.59] | shang pin shou ci. |
| [00:30.79] | hang ping: shang pin. ren shang pin. |
| [00:35.36] | qin ze:. |
| [00:36.16] | hang ping:? |
| [00:37.83] | qin ze:. fen gao guo shao zao ru. |
| [00:47.93] | hang ping:. |
| [00:52.07] | : ben dang si shou?. |
| [01:02.99] | hang ping: nv. |
| [00:02.50] | háng píng: shī lǐ. |
| [00:03.86] | qín zé: zì jǐ shào jiè. |
| [00:05.94] | háng píng: hé zhī zhǐ míng bìng mù háng píng. |
| [00:10.50] | jīn rì wù. |
| [00:13.88] | hé ǎn?. |
| [00:17.99] | qín zé: jìng. |
| [00:19.17] | háng píng:? |
| [00:19.56] | qín zé: hé jiàn hé wén. |
| [00:21.87] | bì yào zuì dī xiàn yǐ wài huà. |
| [00:24.59] | shāng pǐn shǒu cì. |
| [00:30.79] | háng píng: shāng pǐn. rén shāng pǐn. |
| [00:35.36] | qín zé:. |
| [00:36.16] | háng píng:? |
| [00:37.83] | qín zé:. fēn gāo guō shǎo zǎo rù. |
| [00:47.93] | háng píng:. |
| [00:52.07] | : běn dāng sī shǒu?. |
| [01:02.99] | háng píng: nǚ. |
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