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My nemesis, the Madagascan hissing cockroach. When I was really young, I was wearing shorts, I was in Trinidad, and this big cockroach ran up my leg and ever since the scurrying and the fact that they can move fairly quickly freaks me out, I have to admit. They like to touch things. They like to feel pressure around their bodies, so that they all congregate together like that. There' s a little cockroach convention going on there. Yeah yeah, I see the convention. Now, Jan is doing her best here, but I have to admit I' m not really listening. And it' s protected. Oh, don' t let it scurry. Ooh. Did you hear that. Oh, it didn' t like that. Come back. Sorry about that. And that' s why I don' t like cockroaches. Oh, she doesn' t like you. I tell you what, it proves the point a learned experience like mine and mind over matter has just completely taken over. There may be one or two creepycrawlies that will never win me over. |
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wǒ de tiān, mǎ dá jiā sī jiā fā shēng dà lián. wǒ xiǎo shí hòu zài tè lì ní dá lā dǎo, dāng shí wǒ chuān zhe duǎn kù, yǒu yì zhī dà zhāng láng pá dào le wǒ tuǐ shàng. zì cǐ zhī hòu, yī xiǎng dào tā men sì chù luàn cuàn de yàng zi. wǒ jiù xià de yào sǐ, tā men xǐ huān chù pèng dōng xī, tā men xǐ huān gǎn jué shēn tǐ zhōu wéi de yā lì, tā men xǐ huān xiàng zhè yàng jǐ zài yì qǐ. zhè biān yǒu gè zhāng láng xiǎo jí huì. shì de, wǒ kàn dào zhè jí huì le. zhēn yǐ jīng jié jìn suǒ néng, dàn wǒ dé chéng rèn, wǒ gēn běn tīng bù jìn qù. tā shāng hài bù liǎo nǐ de bú yào ràng tā luàn cuàn nǐ tīng dào méi ó bù gāi zhè yàng de bié pǎo, wǒ shī shǒu ér yǐ la. suǒ yǐ wǒ bù xǐ huān zhāng láng ma ó, tā bù xǐ huān nǐ yō. tīng wǒ shuō, zhè zhèng hǎo zhèng míng liǎo yì diǎn. wǒ zì xiǎo xí de duì zhāng láng de kǒng jù, zhè zhǒng kàn fǎ yǐ jīng gēn shēn dì gù le. yǒu yī liǎng zhǒng pá xíng kūn chóng, wǒ yǒng yuǎn bú huì xǐ huān. |