jian zhi shi ge wan xiao

简直是个玩笑
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Song 简直是个玩笑
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[00:00.74] Hello and welcome to The English We Speak from BBC Learning English, I'm Helen. With me today is quite a frustrated-looking Neil.
[00:09.84] Neil, what are you doing to that mobile phone?
[00:12.84] Argh, I can't get it to make a phone call.
[00:16.75] It does everything else. It takes photos, it connects to the Internet, it even irons my shirts but it won't make a call.
[00:25.80] Your mobile phone irons your shirts?
[00:27.89] No, not really, but honestly it does everything apart from the one thing I want it to do, make a phone call. It's a joke.
[00:38.10] A joke? But you're not laughing. It can't be a very funny joke.
[00:42.69] Well if you say something is a joke in English it can also mean that it's not very good or not worthy of respect.
[00:49.83] Yes, "joke" has a second meaning.
[00:53.92] The investigation into police corruption was a complete joke. Everyone knows the officers were taking money but they were let off.
[01:01.99] The weather forecast was a total joke. It said it would be warm and sunny but it's freezing and raining.
[01:10.22] As you heard there in the example, the person described an investigation into police corruption as a joke.
[01:17.64] This doesn't mean it was funny. It means it wasn't serious. Also the weather forecast was so bad it was described as a joke.
[01:27.52] Notice that you can add words before "joke" to make the meaning even stronger. It's a complete joke.
[01:34.31] A complete joke.
[01:36.60] It's a total joke.
[01:37.55] A total joke.
[01:38.87] It's an absolute joke.
[01:41.37] Anyway Neil, why don't you just read the instructions for your new mobile phone? Then you'll probably be able to work out how to make a call.
[01:49.67] I looked at the instructions but they're an absolute joke.
[01:52.86] Oh really?
[01:53.78] Well for a start they are in about 17 languages apart from English.
[01:58.33] What a joke!
[01:59.34] Yeah I know.
[02:00.60] Well we've heard lots of jokes in today's programme but there hasn't been much laughing.
[02:04.73] Argh, what a useless piece of.
[02:07.74] Let's hope Neil finally works out how to use his phone.
[02:11.66] Argh, this is beyond a joke, it really is.
[02:14.56] Join us again for The English We Speak.
[02:17.80] Argh, mobiles…
[00:00.74] Hello and welcome to The English We Speak from BBC Learning English, I' m Helen. With me today is quite a frustratedlooking Neil.
[00:09.84] Neil, what are you doing to that mobile phone?
[00:12.84] Argh, I can' t get it to make a phone call.
[00:16.75] It does everything else. It takes photos, it connects to the Internet, it even irons my shirts but it won' t make a call.
[00:25.80] Your mobile phone irons your shirts?
[00:27.89] No, not really, but honestly it does everything apart from the one thing I want it to do, make a phone call. It' s a joke.
[00:38.10] A joke? But you' re not laughing. It can' t be a very funny joke.
[00:42.69] Well if you say something is a joke in English it can also mean that it' s not very good or not worthy of respect.
[00:49.83] Yes, " joke" has a second meaning.
[00:53.92] The investigation into police corruption was a complete joke. Everyone knows the officers were taking money but they were let off.
[01:01.99] The weather forecast was a total joke. It said it would be warm and sunny but it' s freezing and raining.
[01:10.22] As you heard there in the example, the person described an investigation into police corruption as a joke.
[01:17.64] This doesn' t mean it was funny. It means it wasn' t serious. Also the weather forecast was so bad it was described as a joke.
[01:27.52] Notice that you can add words before " joke" to make the meaning even stronger. It' s a complete joke.
[01:34.31] A complete joke.
[01:36.60] It' s a total joke.
[01:37.55] A total joke.
[01:38.87] It' s an absolute joke.
[01:41.37] Anyway Neil, why don' t you just read the instructions for your new mobile phone? Then you' ll probably be able to work out how to make a call.
[01:49.67] I looked at the instructions but they' re an absolute joke.
[01:52.86] Oh really?
[01:53.78] Well for a start they are in about 17 languages apart from English.
[01:58.33] What a joke!
[01:59.34] Yeah I know.
[02:00.60] Well we' ve heard lots of jokes in today' s programme but there hasn' t been much laughing.
[02:04.73] Argh, what a useless piece of.
[02:07.74] Let' s hope Neil finally works out how to use his phone.
[02:11.66] Argh, this is beyond a joke, it really is.
[02:14.56] Join us again for The English We Speak.
[02:17.80] Argh, mobiles
[00:00.74] Hello and welcome to The English We Speak from BBC Learning English, I' m Helen. With me today is quite a frustratedlooking Neil.
[00:09.84] Neil, what are you doing to that mobile phone?
[00:12.84] Argh, I can' t get it to make a phone call.
[00:16.75] It does everything else. It takes photos, it connects to the Internet, it even irons my shirts but it won' t make a call.
[00:25.80] Your mobile phone irons your shirts?
[00:27.89] No, not really, but honestly it does everything apart from the one thing I want it to do, make a phone call. It' s a joke.
[00:38.10] A joke? But you' re not laughing. It can' t be a very funny joke.
[00:42.69] Well if you say something is a joke in English it can also mean that it' s not very good or not worthy of respect.
[00:49.83] Yes, " joke" has a second meaning.
[00:53.92] The investigation into police corruption was a complete joke. Everyone knows the officers were taking money but they were let off.
[01:01.99] The weather forecast was a total joke. It said it would be warm and sunny but it' s freezing and raining.
[01:10.22] As you heard there in the example, the person described an investigation into police corruption as a joke.
[01:17.64] This doesn' t mean it was funny. It means it wasn' t serious. Also the weather forecast was so bad it was described as a joke.
[01:27.52] Notice that you can add words before " joke" to make the meaning even stronger. It' s a complete joke.
[01:34.31] A complete joke.
[01:36.60] It' s a total joke.
[01:37.55] A total joke.
[01:38.87] It' s an absolute joke.
[01:41.37] Anyway Neil, why don' t you just read the instructions for your new mobile phone? Then you' ll probably be able to work out how to make a call.
[01:49.67] I looked at the instructions but they' re an absolute joke.
[01:52.86] Oh really?
[01:53.78] Well for a start they are in about 17 languages apart from English.
[01:58.33] What a joke!
[01:59.34] Yeah I know.
[02:00.60] Well we' ve heard lots of jokes in today' s programme but there hasn' t been much laughing.
[02:04.73] Argh, what a useless piece of.
[02:07.74] Let' s hope Neil finally works out how to use his phone.
[02:11.66] Argh, this is beyond a joke, it really is.
[02:14.56] Join us again for The English We Speak.
[02:17.80] Argh, mobiles
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