| Song | Frederick & Bill |
| Artist | Wigwam |
| Album | 28 Songs from the Twilight Zone |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Pembroke | |
| Stepney and Cricklewood on a bright | |
| and cheerful night | |
| Watching a bruiser who's mind is bent | |
| upon a fight | |
| Whiskey and tonic, iced, seems to bring | |
| his devil out | |
| Pakis and Indians better watch their steps | |
| tonight | |
| Frederick and Bill out tonight for a fight | |
| with a Pakistani or a Jew | |
| Give him a right-hander boot him in the lug'ole Bill | |
| Bottle him good and hard boot him on the hooter Fred | |
| Frederick and Bill on the hunt for a black or a brown | |
| or a man in blue |